Whistle While You Shirk script
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Minerold03495
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You there! New lass/lad! Where are the others?
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Minerold03495
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Don't try to play me for a fool, I know what they're up to. No good, that's what! Expect me to pay them for shirking their duties, do they? Bah!
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Minerold03495
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Go and get them, will you? It's time I gave them a stern talking to!
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Minerold03495
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The youth of today, what a shower of shite! In my day we had it tough. We'd be woken up half a bell before we'd went to bed, eat a handful of hot gravel, and─ What are you still gawping at me for, you bloody fool!?
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Minera03495
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Ah gods, my aching head... I feel like death warmed up...
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Minera03495
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All right, all right! Enough of your posing!
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Minera03495
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If going back to work's what it takes for you to leave me alone, so be it!
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Minerb03495
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<sigh> Nothing's going my way... I haven't had a decent haul in ages. I might as well just hang up my pickaxe for good.
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Minerb03495
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I don't know who you are or what you're doing, but your enthusiasm is somehow...infectious!
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Minerb03495
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Yes, I should be thankful for what I have! I've got a steady job, a sort of beautiful home, what more could I ask for? Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's back to work I go!
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Minerc03495
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Why would she leave me? There's nothing for her in Eulmore! Whatever will I do now?
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Minerc03495
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“There, there?” What does that even mean, anyway? There are people who need me? There is still work to be done?
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Minerc03495
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That's it! I should forget my sorrows by burying myself in my work! Ah, a poor choice of words considering I'm a miner... But enough procrastinating, there's digging to be done!
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Minera03495
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Nothing cures a hangover better than spending hours smashing rocks in a dingy mine... Ungh. Kill me now.
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Minerb03495
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Ha ha, those rocks won't know what hit them!
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Minerc03495
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Who needs her anyway? I'm married to my job!
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Minerold03495
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So, the four of you finally decided to show up and do some bloody work, then?
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Minera03495
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Four!? But this woman/bloke's not part of our team, is s/he? As far as I can tell, s/he's just passing through!
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Minerold03495
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Eh!? What are you prattling about now?
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Minerold03495
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Ha ha! My mistake! When you get to my age, one person-shaped blur looks much like all the others. Must be these damned eyes of mine.
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Minerold03495
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Still, we could use an extra pair of hands around here. I daresay you're worth more than all of these slack-jawed layabouts put together.
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Minerold03495
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But if you're not here for the mining, you might as well take this as payment for rounding up my workers. Gods help me, they're all I've got.
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Quest complete.
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