Final Fantasy VI (SNES) Walkthrough by Crazyswordsman
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This is part 23 of the Walkthrough for the Super NES version of Final Fantasy VI.

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Okay, folks! Since this is a really long walkthrouogh, I thought it would be a good time to strech our legs and relax for a bit! So enjoy chapter one of "Final Fantasy: Apartment 6A," (a parody of "The Odd Couple") written by me, Crazyswordsman!

"You honestly think you should play this hand?"

"You're right, I should fold!"

The man with the silver hair and Italian accent dropped his cards. He had two pair.

"I was on a draw, mate!" said a man with wearing a leather jacket in a thick Australian accent.

"Damn!" said the man with the silver hair. "Locke, why do you always have to trick me like that?"

"You're so gullible, Setzer!" said Locke. "You know you can't outsmart a thief!"

"Why the hell is life so unfair?" asked Setzer. "Ever since we beat Kefka three years ago I've had to sell my airship, I lost all my money, I have no job, and my wife left me."

"I have a bunch of beautiful ladies in my kingdom," said a man with a ponytail.

"Edgar, you're not helping!" screamed Setzer. "A woman doesn't like a poor man!"

"Well, you could try going on a spiritual journey to the mountains," said a very muscular man.

"Sabin, I'm out of shape. I've developed a drinking problem and I can't stand the wilderness."

"And that's precisely why you need to go."

"But I can't leave this place. It's all I have left. A two bedroom in Zozo, the poorest city in the world, and a roomate who can't keep cle.... GAU STOP DIRTYING THE FLOOR!"

Everyone looked up. A young man with barely any clothes on except for a pair or ragged green shorts, a canteen, and a cape made of animal hides appeared at the door carrying what looked like a large dead bird. His hair was long and his body hair made him nearly look like an ape.

"Dinner here!" he chanted. He threw the bird down onto the poker table. Cards went flying.

"Why the hell does he ruin our poker game every damn time!" an angry Locke shouted. "Screw this, I'm leaving!"

"Vulture again?" chirped Edgar. "When will you guys cook something decent?"

"Vulture is the only decent meat around here we can get," said Setzer. "Sometimes, if Gau is healthy and gets a good night's sleep, he travels to Kohlingen to hunt Red Fangs. But that's all he ever does is hunt, because we can't even afford to go to the grocery store.

"I'm designing an airship that will be faster than the Falcon. If you want, I can take you guys on a hunting trip to the Souther Continent to hunt Ralphs," said Edgar.

"I really gotta go find a job," said Setzer.

"Shut up!" I'm trying to get some sleep here!

An angry man burst into the room. His face was hidden by a black cloak, and he had a cigarette in his mouth.

"Alma," started Setzer.

"That's ALMA NORMAN!!!"

"Alma, I can't afford to live anywhere else. Do you think I like living here with this guy? I mean I like him and all, but I can't afford to live with him!"

"I tell you what. I help you find a job, and you move out of your hellhole. I got regular girls at my place and I don't want you spoiling their fun."

"I haven't had sex in years. I wonder what I'm missing..." muttered Setzer under his breath.

"Gruuu... You lucky man, Setzer," weeped Gau.

"Why is that?"

"I still a virgin."

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