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  • Conversations started here should stay here. It's easier to follow than a back-and-forth between talk pages, especially if anyone else joins the discussion.
  • I like bananas talk bubbles. They're a good source of potassium. They are neither required nor enforced, but I strongly encourage you to use them here.
  • Use decent grammar. It doesn't have to be perfect, but if you can't be bothered to write your comment comprehensibly, I can't be bothered to respond to it.
  • If you have any help requests (especially with conditional wikimarkup, template structures, etc.), feel free to ask me. Just don't necessarily expect anything, especially if the request is for something particularly complicated. I'm also a mod, so I can rollback, move files, and suppress redirects when moving pages.
  • If you wish to become one of my l'Cie, please read the dedicated sections both here and on my userpage. Failure to follow the efficient procedure that I've
    outlined in the section on this page tends to get a little tiresome, so please be sure to read the information very carefully before asking questions about it.

    All l'Cie "paperwork" is on hold, and has been for several months, due to massive backlog and, frankly, a lack of interest in continuing it. People may still apply, but should be aware there is a fairly high chance that nothing will come of doing so. The above text should still be followed by any applicants.
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Hey, Sorceror Nobody, I wanna be one of your l'Cie![]

Note: As you may have noticed, there's been no activity from me on l'Cie matters for a while now. I'm not sure why. I've just got a backlog that I keep meaning to clear, but I haven't gotten around to it. I'm actually thinking of stopping the l'Cie schtick altogether, although people who are branded will obviously remain so. New applications can still be made, but don't get your hopes up for anything actually happening.

This section is for people to offer themselves to be branded as my l'Cie. I'm astonished how many of you are interested, to be honest. Anyway, to save me from having to repeat it over and over again, here's the gist of it: You don't have to ask me if you can be my l'Cie. If you offer, I will decide whether to accept, just as soon as I have the info I need. Therefore, the process can be completed most swiftly if you simply enter the info in the table provided. All of your choices are subject to my approval, and I reserve the right to reject any of them and choose them myself, though this is rare as long as you choose sensibly.

  • Eidolon: Typically, this will be either a summon or a monster from the series, though it is not restricted to that. However, if the chosen creature does not have an existing image (without any background scenery) of it on this wiki, you must provide one. Note that the specific incarnations of the Eidolons and fal'Cie of FFXIII are out of bounds; e.g. you could have the FFVII Titan but not the FFXIII one. You also cannot have any Eidolon already claimed by an existing l'Cie, even if you choose a different incarnation. Check the complete l'Cie index to see whether the Eidolon you want has already been taken.
  • Proficiencies: Your proficiencies in the six Roles must be, for want of a slightly better word, balanced. What this means is that if you are, for example, an exemplary Commando and Ravager, you will have to totally suck at one or two of the other Roles to compensate. Basically, the average of your six proficiencies should be no more than 45 or, equivalently, the sum of your proficiencies must be no more than 270. All proficiencies are measured in multiples of 5, and it is not possible to be below 10 in any Role.
  • Focus: Your Focus can be almost anything, but it really should be a real task. If it's wiki-related, that's usually a good choice, but it doesn't have to be.

After you put the details into the table, I will remark upon them if necessary, and we simply home in on an acceptable compromise. Basically, similar to how it used to be, but much tidier because it doesn't fill my talk page with bubbles. By the way, this is an example of how not to do it. Also, not to sound mean, but I do kid of insist that my l'Cie be at least fairly competent with wikimarkup. Consequently, if you cannot figure out how to fill in the table on your own, your application is not particularly likely to be accepted. Nothing personal, but in all honesty, I can do without l'Cie who aren't confident with their coding, ne?

Any applicant who blatantly makes no effort to follow the above criteria will generally also be rejected until they can come back and do it properly. I am not an ungenerous person, but I grow weary of hand-holding for such a simple process. Furthermore, any application may be rejected depending on the quality and quantity of the applicant's contributions. Rejections may also occur at my discretion for any other reason, but generally, it will be one of the aforementioned two reasons. If you are rejected multiple times, especially if it is for the same reason most or all of those times, I may well decide to permanently reject you.

Also, this has been sort of implied, but never explicitly stated, so I'll state it now: Although it is normally considered very poor form to edit another user's userpage without their permission, I retain the right to edit it specifically in relation to you being my l'Cie. This is usually (but not always) limited to editing just your l'Cie template. It is important that you are aware of this, because becoming one of my l'Cie amounts to tacit approval.

Basically, this isn't a democracy. It's a dictatorship, albeit a benign one :P

Signature (incl. timestamp) Eidolon COM RAV SEN SAB SYN MED Focus
Sorceror Nobody
16:08, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
S. Nobody 100 100 100 100 100 100 To become supremely awesomely powerful
This one is obviously just an example of how to do it... or how not to, given the overproficiency :P
--Occuria Summoner
17:30, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
Gold Dragon (IV) 50 50 40 35 45 50 Write good and grammatically correct poems about every main villain and hero(by good i mean not to troll)Then i have got two ideas-to draw eidolons for The Nemesisxs fanfic or to have 100 votes at my arena.Or to welcome 30 newbies.
Okay Okay Still thinking about it, and still recommending that you consider alternatives.
Erry 18:09, February 26, 2012 (UTC) Hecatoncheir 50 70 20 30 50 20
  • Complete Portal 2 and platinum it.
  • Complete Treasure Hunter trophy and finally get my FFXIII platinum.
  • Buy KH3D JPN and complete it before the US release.
C A T U S E 01:24, February 28, 2012 (UTC) (Requesting to change Focus, if you don't mind) Same Same Finish Tactics and V walkthroughs (Same, but without the Noite part, since it looks like I'll never finish it)
BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 23:35, April 19, 2012 (UTC) Iron Giant (Final Fantasy X) 75 45 15 30 35 70
  • Reach 5,000 edits
  • Keep my arena running for 50 fights
12:22, July 10, 2013 (UTC)
Rubicante 20 60 20 70 70 30 Finish FFVIII and Dissidia 012 before December
DATGAMERONFIRE THE MAGNIFICENT 19:22, November 7, 2015 (UTC) Valigarmanda 60 60 25 45 50 50 Finish Dissidia 012 and The Exiled Realm of Arborea before January

Sandbox 3[]

There's a bunch of whitespace between the two boxes. Like all .... ugly and stuff. I'm using Chrome. Any idea why this happens? C A T U S E 16:15, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Because it's -moz-linear-gradient, I expect. I don't know if it can be de-moz'd. Probably.
I can't check on this computer, at any rate -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 23:03, July 6, 2012 (UTC)


A few days late but i have completed my focus, the FFIV walkthrough for the PS1 has been completed.Aaaaa.jpgTheNemesisx 12:23, July 12, 2012 (UTC)


Thank you for fixing my sig! ^ ^ Rosenarm Brina-PSP-BattleSprite.png 16:33, August 7, 2012 (UTC)


Why did you just subst all the templates in your archive...? C A T U S E 22:27, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

Challenge L03[]

Hey I was just wondering if on that challenge, can people be awarded more than one award if you complete a song from a different game? MystRay 16:20, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

You'll be awarded awards for every track you master. The character and quote only differs per game though. So if I displayed awards myself, I'd have one of Tidus and one of Onion Knight -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 16:36, August 31, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, thanks :) I've gotten sort of addicted so I was just wondering if I could still get stuff :) MystRay 21:26, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Platinum Membership awarded![]

Happy Birthday!!![]

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"Instant Awesome Just Ask Nelo" Sorceror Nobody
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I've been away from this site for so long! Happy birthday Sir Sorceror Nobody (though several weeks late). P.S. I'd use my talk bubble, but being away for 2 years has me forgetting all the fun little coding I learned here :D I sad now. -Acrum92

Oh, hey, good to see you. And thanks ^_^ -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 20:13, July 1, 2013 (UTC)

Kairi a Disney Character[]

I'm not assuming anything, I'm stating the fact. But let's not war, let's be reasonable and compromise for now we leave Kairi alone for now, then you go on line and find out she's owned by Disney, and when you find out I'm right, we change it back to my edit and a reference. If you can't, I'll this wiki. Deal? ——Preceding unsigned comment was added by Gomez6 (talkcontribs) 15:08, 10 July 2013‎ (UTC). Please sign your posts with ~~~~.

I did look into it, actually, and found plenty of discussion but nothing absolutely officially conclusive. The simple fact is that you are assuming, unless you happen to be privy to the contract between SE and Disney that explicitly confirms the details of who owns what. It may be a reasonable assumption, sure, but it's still an assumption. And no, even if you did have a totally reputable reference, there would be no good reason to change it back, because it adds nothing useful to the article -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 15:15, July 10, 2013 (UTC)

Believe me, I don't assume. If I assume, then I'd be a liar, and I hate liars. I have the 100% proof, but I don't wish to share it. Why? Because I get much more pleasure with oher people scrambling around trying to find that 100% proof only to find people's discussion comments. I'll give you a hint though, you're looking at comments made by fans; You need to find the actual source of proof like I have, instead of listening to fan comments.Gomez6 (talk) 15:26, July 10, 2013 (UTC)

If you are going to be intentionally unhelpful, I shan't waste any more of my time humouring you. Congratulations on eroding the assumption of good faith for yourself. Good day to you -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 15:34, July 10, 2013 (UTC)
Remember, if you continue to edit war (Which is what you will be doing if you don't provide proof) you get banned~ User:R8.50Mango/Sig2 15:36, July 10, 2013 (UTC)
I ADORE your use of the word shan't. And all other uses of it for that matter. That is all--BiggsandWedge 04:44, August 8, 2013 (UTC)


Given he's your boss as a Sorceror, dunno if you've seen these ;p - A and B. Drake Clawfang (talk) 21:55, September 23, 2013 (UTC)

Pretty sure I've emphasised many times that he'd only be my boss if I were a Sorcerer. In fact, he based the Sorcerers on me.
#truefaxx #InexM #really should write more of that #eventually #fake hashtags
Anyway, *watches videos* -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 12:52, September 24, 2013 (UTC)
My apologies ;p. There's also one on my channel of Luxord as Exdeath. Drake Clawfang (talk) 16:07, September 24, 2013 (UTC)
So I saw. It makes him walk like he's constipated, though. As he's my favourite Organization member, I'm afraid I couldn't bear to watch more than a couple of minutes of it :P I also watched the ones for... Larxene, Saix and, as you probably know from the fact I commented on it, Xigbar -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 17:02, September 24, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, of all characters I wouldn't have picked Exdeath as an ideal Luxord. I'd be more inclined to maybe Kuja. But the EX Burst of his smirking face as he casts the victim into the VOID redeems it a bit. My fav has surprisingly been Zexion, the Emperor is surprisingly fitting for him. Drake Clawfang (talk) 17:08, September 24, 2013 (UTC)

Walkthrough deletions[]

We're currently going through and deleting incomplete walkthroughs on the wiki, and weren't sure if you were going to finish yours. Your walkthrough won't be deleted if either a) you edit within a week or b) it's moved to userspace. Thanks, C A T U S E 05:34, November 26, 2013 (UTC)

Moved them both to userspace -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 13:55, December 3, 2013 (UTC)

Challenge L03[]

Just did it! :) I did it with Terra's theme from FFVI. Got some pictures proving this, so yeah. TMG- Why? (talk) 07:10, February 12, 2014 (UTC)


"Instant Awesome Just Ask Nelo" Sorceror Nobody


"Instant Awesome Just Ask Nelo" Sorceror Nobody

Challenge L03[]

You know the challenge you set for Theatrhythm Final Fantasy? Does it also apply to Curtain Call? Because I just got All critical on all three difficulties of Fisherman's Horizon for FFVIII (and the amount of times I had to restart for it... I lost count.) I can provide photographic evidence if you desire it. TMG- Why? (talk) 22:08, January 15, 2015 (UTC)