This page documents the origin and development of THE_TREE on IRC.

Properties of THE_TREE:

  • THE_TREE is somewhere in the vicinity of Nobuo Uematsu's house. Except when it isn't.
  • THE_TREE has hallucinogenic pollen, but isn't due to flower for another 408,825,539 billion years. It also has leaves, when it feels like it. They provide no shelter, though; indeed, if rain falls on them, they produce extra rain to fall on anyone tied to THE_TREE.
  • Only Sorceror Nobody can tie people to it, and equally, only he can untie them.
  • There is no way of escaping bindings to THE_TREE. At all. Period. Not even SN can escape; he has to summon his Eidolon to untie him.
    • THE_TREE and its bindings are, of course completely indestructible. Otherwise destroying them would be a means of escape, ne?
    • Anything tied to a person tied to THE_TREE with the same type of binding is also unremovable from the person, but only if it is tied to them while they are tied to THE_TREE. Even if they then are freed from THE_TREE, the object tied to them remains inescapable until SN severs the binding. The binding does not have these properties if used independently of involving THE_TREE.
  • The bindings to THE_TREE are usually magic-suppressant, though SN can decide not to employ this property. This normally simply prevents the subject from casting any spells, but given THE_TREE's apparent sense of humour, sometimes the spells are made to backfire. For example, attempting to cast Meteor has on one occasion resulted in the subject being pelted with gravel.
  • It is perfectly possible to be multiply-tied to THE_TREE, especially if SN forgets that a person was tied to it on a previous occasion and he has yet to untie them (c.f. not even quitting IRC allows escape from THE_TREE).
  • THE_TREE is capable of eating things. Literally eating them; it has teeth. But it only does so on SN's command (usually). In fact, it's best not to do anything that might hypothetically annoy THE_TREE, as SN isn't entirely sure whether or not it's sentient and/or sapient.
  • The quickest way to get oneself untied is generally to stop annoying SN in whatever way caused him to tie one to it in the first place and, most of all, stop trying to escape. Escape attempts merely serve to amuse him and prolong the incarceration.
  • Lastly, and most importantly, THE_TREE is IRC canon. Even if you don't want to play along with SN claiming you are tied to it, you are still tied to it, and cannot escape no matter what IRC roleplay you attempt and claim is successful. You are however welcome to almost entirely disregard the inconvenience, and indeed, as noted by the above point, doing so is a good way to get untied sooner.


Origin and early development

October 11th, 2010[edit | edit source]

[23:05:22] <Armageddon11> Now where's mah cookies?
[23:05:29] Sorceror_Nobody gives a cookie
[23:05:49] <Kupo-dude> *Kupohunter then steals Arma's cookie
[23:06:25] Sorceror_Nobody kills the thieving moogle, and hands the pilfered cookie back to the intended recipient
[23:06:26] <Kupo-dude> * He then promptly devours it
[23:06:41] <Kupo-dude> PHENIX DOWN
[23:06:42] <Sorceror_Nobody> Too slow; I killed you before you ate it
[23:06:47] <Kupo-dude> PHAIL
[23:06:56] Sorceror_Nobody uses Masamune. Phoenix Down is ineffective
[23:07:05] <Kupo-dude> I knew I should have used teh name brand! Dammit.
[23:07:19] Sorceror_Nobody throws Kupo into a lake
[23:07:40] Armageddon11 eats the cookie, and is satified
[23:07:43] <Kupo-dude> As Kupohunter begins to drown, he takes his life, so SN can't say he killed him.
[23:07:53] <Sorceror_Nobody> You're already dead. Shush.
[23:07:58] KujaRhapsodos laughs at Kupo-dude's death.
[23:08:35] <Kupo-dude> Ghost of Kupohunter: Kuj, that wasn't very nice...
[23:08:41] Santa_Claus [62f273cd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.98.242.115.205] is now known as Auror|Away
[23:09:14] <Kupo-dude> GoKH: Dammit. SN's gonna do like SOUL RAEP or somethin' like that.
[23:09:37] Kupo-dude [638b7e43@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.139.126.67] is now known as Ghost_of_Kupohun
[23:09:56] <Sorceror_Nobody> Ew, no raep#
[23:10:03] Ghost_of_Kupohun [638b7e43@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.139.126.67] is now known as GoKH
[23:10:23] <GoKH> You could just kill me with a Phoenix Down.
[23:10:30] <GoKH> C'mon, you know you want to...
[23:10:47] Sorceror_Nobody summons a White Monk. White Monk uses Exorcise
[23:11:00] Sorceror_Nobody summons Archer. Burial.
[23:11:19] Sorceror_Nobody summons Hurdy. Victory fanfare.
[23:11:23] <GoKH> ... *Dies*
[23:12:07] GoKH [638b7e43@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.139.126.67] is now known as Kupohunter
[23:12:15] <Kupohunter> Enough with that.
[23:12:27] <Kupohunter> But...
[23:12:43] <Kupohunter> !throw Woman Kupohunter
[23:12:44] MasterTonberry Throws Woman into a dirty Kupohunter.
[23:12:55] <Sorceror_Nobody> What... the... f...
[23:13:18] <Kupohunter> YES
[23:14:06] <Sorceror_Nobody> !kill Kupohunter SURPRISE-FLYING-DOWN-STAB!!!
[23:14:07] MasterTonberry Kills Kupohunter with a SURPRISE-FLYING-DOWN-STAB!!!.
[23:15:36] <Kupohunter> *Kupohunter is revealed to be a log.* HA! Transformation Justsu! *Then runs to bomb shelter in Nobuo Uematsu's house*
[23:16:05] Armageddon11 casts Fire on the log. It is uneffective.
[23:16:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> Damn. One of the few places I will not destroy without hesitation.
[23:16:32] Lashazior [~NotLash@h214.31.255.206.cable.lngv.cablelynx.com] has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
[23:16:34] <Sorceror_Nobody> Damn you Uematsu for earning my respect as an excellent composer of game music!!!
[23:17:34] <Kupohunter> http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Sx_Qqzs4cfk&feature=related
[23:17:38] <Sorceror_Nobody> We need to get Kupohunter out of N's house so we can destroy him. I am not willing to attack him while he's in there
[23:18:34] <Kupohunter> *invites Hironobu Sakaguchi and Lightning to house as bodyguards.*
[23:18:59] Sorceror_Nobody summons Lightning to his side
[23:19:21] <Sorceror_Nobody> That's one less guard for you, and one more concubi- er, ally for me
[23:20:16] <Kupohunter> *Summons Aqua, Cissnei, Terra, and all teh other Sexehs and puts slave crowns on them*
[23:20:27] Sorceror_Nobody steelz them all
[23:20:46] <Sorceror_Nobody> ...but leaves the crowns on *lustful smirk*
[23:21:11] <Kupohunter> *Summons Yasanori Mitsuda, as well as Gilgamesh to aid. *
[23:21:29] <Kupohunter> They are my loyalist friends, you cannot steal them!
[23:21:30] <Sorceror_Nobody> Gilgamesh obeys me over you, you know
[23:21:39] <Kupohunter> Oh, and...
[23:21:54] <Kupohunter> *summons Zidane to steal all the sexeh ladies back*
[23:22:05] <Sorceror_Nobody> Your Eidolons are manifest by my Void power, so their primary obligation is to me, then to the l'Cie
[23:22:16] <Kupohunter> *And gives him all the money in KH's l'Cie account*
[23:22:18] Sorceror_Nobody slaps Zidane. He sulks
[23:22:31] Armageddon11 summons a giant mechnical bird to crush the house
[23:22:41] <Armageddon11> R.I.P Uematsu
[23:22:47] Sorceror_Nobody halts the bird
[23:22:48] <Armageddon11> oh, and Kupohunter
[23:22:58] <Kupohunter> NOOOOOO!!!! YOU KILLED UEMATSU!
[23:22:59] <Sorceror_Nobody> No, there is a line, Arma. Do not cross it
[23:23:17] <Armageddon11> I'll cross it twice and paint it blue
[23:23:24] Scathe [~Scathe@user-12lcbv0.cable.mindspring.com] has joined #FFWiki
[23:23:29] <Kupohunter> !kill Arma HUGE-ARMY-OF-FANBOIS
[23:23:30] <Sorceror_Nobody> Scathey!
[23:23:30] MasterTonberry Kills Arma with a HUGE-ARMY-OF-FANBOIS.
[23:23:35] <Scathe> 'Lo
[23:23:45] <Armageddon11> Hey Scathe
[23:23:50] <Scathe> I must say, Oasis's only good feature is that customizing it takes five seconds tops.
[23:24:03] <Sorceror_Nobody> Hey, Scathe? Can you help us get Kupohunter out of Nobuo Uematsu's house? Only I don't want to destroy him while he's in there
[23:25:00] <Armageddon11> Have you tried a trail of bread?
[23:25:08] <Sorceror_Nobody> Oh, I've got it!
[23:25:16] Sorceror_Nobody lays a tempting trail of... Kupo Nuts
[23:25:20] <Scathe> What were you talking about before I got here? >>
[23:25:36] <Kupohunter> MUST, RESIST, SATAN!
[23:25:43] <Sorceror_Nobody> Destroying Kupohunter, mostly
[23:25:48] <Kupohunter> *sends Mitsuda to get them*
[23:26:18] <Armageddon11> And the colour blue.
[23:26:30] Sorceror_Nobody immediately captures Mitsuda and ties him up out of harm's way
[23:26:38] <Kupohunter> Fuck
[23:26:40] <Sorceror_Nobody> Next strategy, Kupohunter?
[23:26:55] <Scathe> It's funny, Quartz and Oasis are using the same logo. Both of those skins were complete abominations.
[23:27:05] <Kupohunter> I chose you, Abra!
[23:27:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Abra is asleep. As usual.
[23:27:23] <Sorceror_Nobody> THen teleports away to places unknown
[23:28:01] <Armageddon11> Why is there a yellow cat-thing under my bed???
[23:28:01] <MasterTonberry> \001ACTION fluffs
[23:28:17] <Kupohunter> I choose you, Moguta!
[23:28:17] <Armageddon11> And it's gone again...
[23:28:24] <Armageddon11> Guess it doesn't like milk...
[23:28:32] <Scathe> I have to fix formats with Oasis on Sardapedia?ugh. :P
[23:28:38] <Kupohunter> Moguta:FUCK YES! I'M GETTING THOSE FUCKING NUTS!
[23:28:54] <Kupohunter> Moguta gets to the nuts, and then the nuts explode.
[23:28:54] Sorceror_Nobody transfers Moguta to the same tree as Mitsuda
[23:29:08] Sorceror_Nobody then lays another trail of Kupo Nuts
[23:29:18] <Kupohunter> Shit
[23:29:21] <Sorceror_Nobody> ...ones covered in Kupo-chocolate
[23:29:43] <Sorceror_Nobody> Wow, even I am tempted by those >_>
[23:29:50] <Kupohunter> Double shit.
[23:30:10] <Kupohunter> !kill Sorceror_Nobody NUKE
[23:30:10] MasterTonberry Kills Sorceror_Nobody with a NUKE.
[23:30:20] Sorceror_Nobody eats the nuke. It's quite tasty
[23:30:37] <Kupohunter> *Triple Fuck!
[23:30:49] TheBlackShadow [907cd124@gateway/web/freenode/ip.144.124.209.36] has quit IRC:
[23:31:59] <Kupohunter> *summons an army of hungry moogles to trample everyone while eatin' the Kupo Nuts*
[23:32:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Okay, bored now. Time to drop the act of not being able to get you.
[23:32:18] Sorceror_Nobody teleports inside the house, grabs Kupohunter, and ties him to a tree. Not the same one as Mitsuda and Moguta... just in case he tries anything
[23:32:50] <Kupohunter> *Kupohunter then lights the tree on fire with FIAR BREATH and dies at the stake*
[23:33:19] <Kupohunter> Bye
[23:33:25] <Sorceror_Nobody> Bye
[23:33:26] Kupohunter [638b7e43@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.139.126.67] has quit IRC:

October 13th, 2010[edit | edit source]

[20:51:50] Kupo-dude [638b7e43@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.139.126.67] has joined #FFWiki
[20:51:56] <Crono|Away> *coughlikehowsnbitchedaboutmeputtingthatonessbbfightinmahcoliseumoopsgtgkthxbaicough(
[20:52:03] <Kupo-dude> 'Sup, suckas
[20:52:10] Crono|Away shanks KujaRhapsodos
[20:52:12] <Crono|Away> Oops
[20:52:17] Crono|Away shanks Kupo-dude
[20:52:29] Crono|Away runs away
[20:52:38] <Mango> Hallo mr. Kupo Dude who is now dead
[20:52:42] <Kupo-dude> *Screams in terror and runs to the Uematsu Residense
[20:52:59] <Sorceror_Nobody> *coughSCtherewasnobitchingIjustthoughtitwouldbeinterestingtoseewhetheryouactuallywouldagreetocompeteforitcough*
[20:53:07] Mango is envious that Kupo Dude can get anywhere near there
[20:53:23] <Kupo-dude> I've been dead since SN killed me several times.
[20:53:26] <DSS> Sorceror_Nobody: Naw, you tried to straight up gank it.
[20:53:27] Mango has a restraining order unfortunately
[20:53:41] Sorceror_Nobody grabs Kupohunter and ties him to another tree. This one is indestructible
[20:53:41] <Kupo-dude> I made a decent stand there, Mr.Uematsu is very nice.
[20:53:46] rypervenche [~rypervenc@93.17.95.6] has left #FFWiki: "Ex-Chat"
[20:54:08] <Kupo-dude> Kupohunter rips off his shirt to reveal bombs and blows himself up.
[20:54:35] <Kupo-dude> brb Hopefully
[20:54:38] Kupo-dude [638b7e43@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.139.126.67] has quit IRC: Client Quit
[20:54:54] <Mango> that was short lived

October 21st, 2010[edit | edit source]

[23:02:34] <Mango> slightly crude but aren't all American's ZING!
[23:02:43] ODK stomps on Mango's face.
[23:02:47] <KujaRhapsodos> I'm not American. ZING
[23:02:51] Sorceror_Nobody ties ODK to a tree
[23:02:56] <Mango> Mangoes don't have faces
[23:03:08] <Sorceror_Nobody> The same tree to which I usually tie Kupohunter, as it happens
[23:03:15] KujaRhapsodos carves a face in Mango.
[23:03:19] ODK dices Mango on little cubes to sprinkle over salad.
[23:03:24] <KujaRhapsodos> You have a face, now.
[23:03:32] <Mango> I would've refined that comment but ODK sjot me
[23:03:35] <ODK> *into not on
[23:03:38] <Sorceror_Nobody> ODK, you are tied to a tree. You can do nothing to Mango
[23:03:39] <Mango> *shot
[23:03:51] <Mango> EVERYBODY SLOW DOWN!
[23:04:03] <Mango> Okay speed up again
[23:04:09] <ODK> Sorceror_Nobody: I might play some Re:CoM later today.
[23:04:25] <Sorceror_Nobody> Good luck doing that while tied to a tree outside Nobuo Uematsu's house
[23:04:50] <ODK> I have a file right before I fight Zexion.
[23:05:02] <Mango> I WANT TO BE TIED TO THAT TREE TOO
[23:05:04] <Armageddon11> We're in Japan? Can I hunt down other famous movie producers?
[23:05:08] ODK bites his way through the rope.
[23:05:09] <Armageddon11> *music
[23:05:18] ODK runs into Uematsu's house.
[23:05:35] <Sorceror_Nobody> THe rope is indestructible and tastes like mouldy shit
[23:06:00] <Mango> Old ropes do taste like kak but are weaker
[23:06:02] ODK uses a Hearthstone to teleport back home.
[23:06:11] <Armageddon11> Why would you build a rope made out of mouldy shit?
[23:06:28] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's not made of it, I just make it tase like that
[23:06:43] <Armageddon11> Things taste like themselves
[23:06:49] <Mango> A miffy rope is not a good rope
[23:06:53] <Sorceror_Nobody> ODK, that rope-and-tree is inescapable. After Kupohunter escaped the first time, I made quadruply sure
[23:07:20] ODK uses Will of the Forsaken.
[23:07:23] <Sorceror_Nobody> Armageddon11: Is Chocolate Orange made of an Orange? No.
[23:07:26] ODK bubbleherths.
[23:07:30] <ODK> *bubblehearths
[23:07:31] <Sorceror_Nobody> ODK fails
[23:07:31] <Mango> Shoulda made it a chain
[23:07:37] <Armageddon11> No, it's made pf chocolate
[23:07:38] <ODK> I use other game mechanics.
[23:07:40] <Armageddon11> *of
[23:08:01] <Sorceror_Nobody> There are no game mechanics. I operate ouside the laws of physics, for goodness' sake
[23:08:03] <ODK> In WoW Will of the Forsake breaks me free of any status that restricts my movement.
[23:08:25] <Sorceror_Nobody> WoW = Epic Fail, and is therefore especially ineffective
[23:08:29] <Mango> This isn't WoW
[23:08:29] <Mango> THIS
[23:08:30] <Mango> IS
[23:08:33] <Mango> SPARTA!
[23:08:56] Mango kicks ODK into a well
[23:09:06] <ODK> Then I abuse the lack of Physics to summon a Jelly Donut in a gladiator suit to behead KupoHunter and carry me to Narnia
[23:09:16] <Sorceror_Nobody> THere is no lack of physics
[23:09:25] <Mango> I'm the one on drugs
[23:09:32] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's just that I don't follow them. THey still apply otherwise
[23:09:39] <ODK> Fine.
[23:09:46] ODK falls toward the ground and misses.
[23:09:50] <Sorceror_Nobody> Now quit trying to escape, and I may release you sooner
[23:10:30] ODK [~OavatosDK@c-71-202-13-179.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: FREEDOM!
[23:10:30] <Sorceror_Nobody> You're tied to a fucking tree! YOU CAN'T FALL
[23:10:33] <Mango> Godsdamnit my hair is falling out
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[23:10:59] <OavatosDK> I am free.
[23:11:03] OavatosDK runs from SN.
[23:11:04] Sorceror_Nobody ties OavatosDK to the tree
[23:11:09] <OavatosDK> HAH
[23:11:15] <OavatosDK> I GOT AWAY FIRST
[23:11:24] <Sorceror_Nobody> You can't get away
[23:11:41] Mango is going bald
[23:11:47] OavatosDK ties SN to the bottom of his shoe and runs through a marsh.
[23:11:49] Sorceror_Nobody teleports repeatedly around Oavatos to annoy him, and to prove a point
[23:12:15] OavatosDK randomly asplodes.
[23:12:25] OavatosDK [~OavatosDK@c-71-202-13-179.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] is now known as Ball-of-Flesh
[23:12:27] <Mango> Though ODK may be my twin, SN is my master so I'll vote for him on this one
[23:12:36] Ball-of-Flesh [~OavatosDK@c-71-202-13-179.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] is now known as Lump-of-Flesh
[23:12:45] <Sorceror_Nobody> I'm ODK's master too; something he may care to remember
[23:12:56] <Armageddon11> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmg50vwyEYs
[23:13:00] <MasterTonberry> Title -[Hate JB Month Coming Soon] Description -

Because the more videos I make the better and more confident I'll get. Probably.
Tags -[ Bieber Justin Hate]
[23:13:07] <Sorceror_Nobody> Hate JB Month? Win
[23:14:03] <Mango> That's every month
[23:14:14] Sorceror_Nobody transports the Lump-of-Flesh that is ODK into a parallel realm where Justin Bieber is supreme world leader
[23:14:20] <Armageddon11> No, that's Hate JB Year
[23:14:26] <Sorceror_Nobody> Hate JB eternity
[23:14:28] <Mango> SN...
[23:14:34] <Mango> That was cruel...
[23:14:53] <Sorceror_Nobody> He's a lump of flesh. He probably has no sensation of the world around him
[23:15:03] Lump-of-Flesh calculates the improbability factor of sponataneously teleporting back to his home and having SN explode at the same time.
[23:15:06] <Mango> but still
[23:15:24] <Sorceror_Nobody> If I explode, the entire universe a splode. Just a warning
[23:15:25] <Mango> no inaminate object should have to endure JB
[23:15:34] <Sorceror_Nobody> The entiremultiverse, in fact
[23:15:46] <Mango> What of the cookieverse?
[23:15:48] <Sorceror_Nobody> ...and I'd be left, exploded yet perfectly fine, in the Void
[23:15:59] <Mango> Getting fruit
[23:16:10] <Mango> And Naive Weekly
[23:16:19] <Lump-of-Flesh> When will I get a focus that I can actually complete?
[23:16:23] <Mango> With some BABES IN THE LIGHT
[23:16:28] <Armageddon11> Night all
[23:16:37] <Mango> Cheers
[23:16:49] <Mango> When you ask for one I guess
[23:16:53] Sorceror_Nobody restores the Lump-of-Flesh back into Oavatos, leaves him in the Bieberworld a moment to suffer, then returns him. To the tree.

November 14th, 2010[edit | edit source]

[18:08:39] <Mango> I'm contemplating having another go at IV
[18:08:50] <Mango> But I dread it
[18:08:55] <Mango> *IT
[18:09:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> If you do play IV, keep an eye out for possible arenas :P
[18:09:19] <Mango> I shall not speak IT's name as it summons PaladinCecil
[18:09:30] <Sorceror_Nobody> ...Cecil?
[18:09:35] <Mango> No
[18:09:44] <Sorceror_Nobody> Rosa? Rydia? Palom? Porom? Kain?
[18:09:48] <Sorceror_Nobody> Edward?
[18:09:49] <Mango> AAAAAAAH!
[18:09:50] <MasterTonberry> Would probably rock at Guitar Hero.
[18:09:52] <Mango> YOU SAID IT!
[18:09:58] <Sorceror_Nobody> ...Rosa?
[18:10:02] <Mango> GAH!
[18:10:07] <Mango> IT BURNS
[18:10:08] <Sorceror_Nobody> That's a yes, then
[18:10:12] <Mango> IT BURNS US
[18:10:20] <Sorceror_Nobody> RosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosaRosa
[18:10:36] Mango is in pain from shitty love interest
[18:10:41] Sorceror_Nobody says the above in exactly the tone of voice of "Wellnow"
[18:12:15] Mango boots up his "Gameboy Advance" (read: VisualboyAdvance Emulator)
[18:12:36] Mango inserts the "Cartridge" (read:ROM)
[18:12:44] Mango sees IT
[18:12:55] Mango closes VisualboyAdvance
[18:13:46] Sorceror_Nobody opens VBA, uses his 1337 Unphysics Skillz to remove IT from the game, and glues IT to Mango's face
[18:14:14] Mango shoots himself
[18:14:29] <Mango> DAMNIT
[18:14:32] <Mango> I MISSED
[18:14:37] Mango stabs himself
[18:14:40] <Sorceror_Nobody> *IT gets in the way of the bullet, but is undamaged*
[18:14:41] <Mango> SHIT
[18:14:46] <Sorceror_Nobody> *IT gets in the way of the knife, but is undamaged*
[18:14:56] Mango strangles himself
[18:15:21] <Sorceror_Nobody> *IT symbiotically keeps Mango alive. Kinda like Seymour and the Mortithings*
[18:15:25] Mango rapes himself
[18:15:29] <Sorceror_Nobody> O_o
[18:15:32] <Mango> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[18:15:38] <Mango> IT DOESN'T WORK
[18:15:50] Mango stops raping himself
[18:15:51] Sorceror_Nobody backs away slowly from Mango
[18:16:01] Sorceror_Nobody phones for the nice men in white coats
[18:16:10] Mango curls up into the fetal position
[18:16:20] <Sorceror_Nobody> I think you'll find it's spelled "foetal"
[18:16:22] <Mango> happyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplace happyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplace happyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplace happyplacehappyplace
[18:16:40] <Sorceror_Nobody> RosaPlaceRosaPlaceRosaPlaceRosaPlaceRosaPlaceRosaPlaceRosaPlaceRosaPlace...
[18:16:42] Mango boots up FFVII
[18:16:47] <Mango> Happy place
[18:16:54] Mango is content
[18:17:11] Sorceror_Nobody hacks, and replaces every party member other than Cloud with Rosa
[18:17:24] Mango solos with Cloud
[18:17:45] Sorceror_Nobody replaces Cloud with the bastard lovechild of Cait Sith and Rosa
[18:17:59] Mango has lost all hope
[18:18:14] Mango burns his own eyes out
[18:18:16] Sorceror_Nobody replaces Hope wit- no, wait, that makes no sense
[18:18:25] Mango cuts his own ears off
[18:18:26] Sorceror_Nobody replaces FFVII's party members with Hope
[18:18:43] Mango uses a club to remove his entire nasal cavity
[18:18:48] <NeoZEROX> Is Mango emo or just plain insane?
[18:18:56] Sorceror_Nobody restrains Mango by tying him to the tree
[18:18:57] Mango dives into a vat of acid
[18:19:29] Mango has no will to struggle
[18:19:33] <Sorceror_Nobody> The tree?
[18:19:44] <Sorceror_Nobody> ...c'mon, kitty, wake up
[18:19:44] <MasterTonberry> Rouwh?
[18:19:44] Mango 's will has been broken by IT
[18:20:05] Mango hears the Dissidia theme kick in
[18:20:13] Mango breaks free of his chains
[18:20:26] Mango charges to the house of the guy who made Rosa
[18:20:37] Mango kills him and teabags the corpse
[18:20:47] <NeoZEROX> O_o
[18:20:48] <Mango> n00bd
[18:21:07] Sorceror_Nobody rewrites history so that the guy who created Rosa is Mango
[18:21:23] <Mango> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO
[18:21:34] <Mango> OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:21:34] <Mango> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:21:40] <NeoZEROX> Spam!
[18:21:50] Sorceror_Nobody is impressed that the history flux resulting from the change has turned Mango into Vader
[18:22:19] <Mango> It would take fuckin vader to create Rosa
[18:22:30] <Mango> Rosa?
[18:22:31] <MasterTonberry> Say her name three times and PaladinCecil appears and whines about you talking about her
[18:22:52] <NeoZEROX> So where is he?
[18:22:53] <Sorceror_Nobody> Well, you raped yourself, you are Vader, and you created Rosa. Ergo, it did take Fucking Vader to create her
[18:23:04] <Sorceror_Nobody> Lol @ improvised awful joke
[18:23:05] <Mango> -_-;
[18:23:21] <Sorceror_Nobody> RosaRosaRosa
[18:23:29] <Mango> I wonder if I should archive this...
[18:23:31] <Sorceror_Nobody> Rosa Rosa Rosa
[18:23:47] <Sorceror_Nobody> In the words of the immortal Adventure, "Nothing happens"
[18:23:56] <NeoZEROX> It fails!
[18:24:08] <Mango> Well, you're just typing it actually
[18:24:35] Sorceror_Nobody says it out loud
[18:24:41] <Sorceror_Nobody> Well, there we go nothi-
[18:24:46] Sorceror_Nobody is killed from behind
[18:24:50] <NeoZEROX> Fail!
[18:24:53] <NeoZEROX> O_O
[18:24:56] Mango laughs
[18:25:56] <Mango> I'm archiving this
[18:33:01] <Mango> Archiv'd
[18:34:43] Sorceror_Nobody is disappointed that your response to his death is to laugh
[18:34:58] Mango shrugs
[18:35:08] <Mango> it was a funny way to die
[18:35:11] <NeoZEROX> You should kill him master!
[18:35:19] <Mango> Hey!
[18:35:23] Sorceror_Nobody reminds Mango that disappointing his master is probably not a good idea
[18:35:29] <Mango> ...
[18:35:35] <Mango> I'm sorry?
[18:35:39] <Sorceror_Nobody> Heh
[18:36:49] <NeoZEROX> Bow down to your lord and master, or else you'll become a damn Cie'th!
[18:36:57] Mango bows
[18:37:15] Mango manages to embed his face in horseshit
[18:37:21] <Mango> AW SHIT!
[18:37:37] <NeoZEROX> XD

November 15th, 2010[edit | edit source]

[19:36:05] <OzmaRhapsodos> Oh. My. Fucking. God.
[19:36:06] <OzmaRhapsodos> That means there a girl to rape, not just guys and guys' corpses.
[19:36:06] <Mango> You have a fucking god? Lucky bastard
[19:36:07] <Mango> ...
[19:36:07] <Mango> JIMCLOUD
[19:36:09] <Mango> RUN
[19:36:11] <Mango> RUN FAST
[19:36:28] OzmaRhapsodos can roll faster.
[19:36:29] Sorceror_Nobody ties OzmaRhapsodos to The Tree
[19:36:36] <Mango> THE TREE!
[19:36:39] <Mango> Dramatic?
[19:36:40] <MasterTonberry> DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
[19:37:22] <Sorceror_Nobody> The_tree?
[19:37:22] <MasterTonberry> There exists a Tree, somewhere outside Nobuo Uematsu's house. Sorceror Nobody uses it to restrain people
[19:37:42] <Sorceror_Nobody> Annoyingly, you have to include the underscore there, otherwise kitty doesn't respond properly
[19:37:43] <MasterTonberry> mwuah!
[19:38:11] Sorceror_Nobody slaps kitty
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