Peons! Tremble before my might! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!!
―Exdeath, Final Fantasy V
|Job Class||Dread Knight|
|Date of Birth||Unknown|
|Age||1285 years of age|
|Height||Approximately 7' tall (dragon form is 20')|
|Species||Demonic Entity (ensues chaos through the carnage of dragons)|
|Weapon||Blunt Axe of Hellsteel (or just his claws)|
|Spells||Meteor and Ultima, but hardly relies on spells...|
|Enemies||Any who stand in his way|
|Limit Break||Malevolent Executioner|
Greetings, foolish humans! I have joined your petty and distracting research center for the series "Final Fantasy," and you'll be happy to know that I am quite pleased. I shall allow all of you to live for a bit longer... until I become bored. Your goal then must be: to KEEP ME HAPPY!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Well, since I'm at it, I might as well rant a bit more: why on earth do people overlook the one and only Exdeath? He is by far the most positively magnificent being I have seen in the series, yet most people simply turn to Sephiroth because they can "relate to him."
What you mortals fail to realize is that you are supposed to be able to relate to the heroes, not the villains! Woe was the day when villains lost their evil touch; the world cried "for shame!" when antagonists (for I refuse to call Sephiroth a legitimate "villain") had a crowd of gay fanboys and rabid fangirls drooling at their feet, never again despising their name or standing in awe of their power (Sephiroth lacks true power; Exdeath can easily banish him to another dimension, where, without the planet to support him, he would surely perish).
You do not pay attention to the sheer wonder of abundant power that transcends most entities; instead you spit in the face of immortality and continue to fap to yaoi pictures of a long-haired and homosexual pansy who would bawl like a Jr. High schoolgirl about being away from his mother for 2 seconds!!!
You may be wondering, "if this imbecile is complaining about fanboyism, then why does he admire Kuja in regards of being able to relate to him?" Well, you puny minded numbskulls, it turns out that his goal was plausible and nearly unfolded as well, not like Sephiroth's swing in the dark at achieving some sort of godhood. Kuja's goal was to rule Terra and Gaia and he would have succeeded had Garland not made him temporary... besides, instead of being all emotional and doing practically nothing in his circumstances, Kuja was involved for the entire duration (as was Exdeath, I might add)...
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