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Name Illyria's Acolyte
A.K.A Jake
Job Class Paladin
Hometown Unimportant
Date of Birth 1/31/88
Age 21
Height 5'11"
Hair Color Brown
Eye Color Brown
Laterality Right
IQ 130 something
Race Hume
Weapon Save the Queen

I've been a gamer since I was little and was given an old school Gameboy and Tetris for my birthday one year. Ever since, I've been expanding my interests. The other big love of my life is that of fiction, and it really, truly saddens me that fanfiction gets such an (albeit wholly deserved) awful rap. I wish people took it more seriously, and treated it like writing literature, instead of an excuse to write themselves into a sex scene involving Edward Cullen.

It's been suggested in some circles that I'm a gigantic ass. If you're offended by me, I don't particularly care, but will feign concern regardless. It's the polite thing to do. I'm also gay, but I'm a huge nerd first and foremost. People usually forget that, though I don't particularly see how.

Also, if you've got something to say to me, say it here. Also, this is my Sandbox.

My Magnum Opus[edit | edit source]

Since high school, I have been writing, tweaking, and creating a huge, long-ass fanfiction saga that is a novelization and continuation of Final Fantasy Tactics. I'm learning how to create my own website, and as soon as I have a working one up and running, I'll start putting it up.

Other interests[edit | edit source]

TV[edit | edit source]

Battlestar Galactica, Angel, The Simpsons, Futurama, Pushing Daisies, Supernatural, Firefly, Lost, Fullmetal Alchemist, Veronica Mars, Buffy, Six Feet Under, Dexter, et al.

Movies[edit | edit source]

The Princess Bride, Return of the Joker, V for Vendetta, Clue, Halloween (1977), Saw, anything from the Disney Renaissance, Die Hard, et al.

Games[edit | edit source]

Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Xenogears, Fire Emblem, Super Smash Brothers, the Lego series, Devil May Cry, Mortal Kombat, et al.

Music[edit | edit source]

Disturbed, Jimi Hendrix, Sara Barielles, Bear McCreary, Envy on the Coast, The Goo Goo Dolls, Metallica, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Shinedown, Greenday, Breaking Benjamin, et al. I'm an amateur composer (and by composer, I mean 'arranger of other people's works'), and I'm currently trying to teach myself to play piano so I can, in my self-centeredness, web-cam it and put it on youtube.

Literature[edit | edit source]

Dubliners, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Dracula, 1984, Beowulf, Angels in America, Refresh Refresh, et al. I also write myself sometimes, and, alongside other projects, my primary concern at the moment is a metafictional novel about Mary Sues.

Opinions Galore[edit | edit source]

Category Best Second Best Third Best Worst
Game Tactics VI VII VIII
Character Agrias Auron Balthier Umaro
Male Protagonist Cecil Ramza Zidane Vaan
Female Protagonist Terra Ashe Tifa Penelo
Male Supporting Character Auron Vincent Palom Cyan
Female Supporting Character Agrias Celes Fran Rapha
Temporary Playable Character Larsa Beatrix Edea Algus
Major Villain Kefka Vormav Dycedarg Vayne
Supporting Villain The Turks Weigraf Dr. Cid LeBlanc Syndicate
Final Boss Kefka Ajora Chaos Yu Yevon
IV Character Kain Ryida Cecil Tellah
V Character Faris Galuf Lenna Krile
VI Character Terra Setzer Locke Umaro
VII Character Vincent Tifa Aerith Palmer
VIII Edea Seifer Quistis Selphie
IX Beatrix Vivi Kuja Quina
X Character Auron Rikku Seymour Tidus
XII Character Balthier Ashe Gabranth Penelo
Tactics Character Agrias Vormav Dycedarg Alma
Song One Winged Angel Dancing Mad Rydia

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