Light can only create things. Darkness can only destroy things. So by that philosophy, light is the root of all evil. -EmoArcherHatesYou
EmoArcherHatesYou, supposed real name Iscariot Yeager, is a playable character in Final Fantasy Life. A spearman, he resides in Layton, Utah with his friend Eldin, on his sky castle Firestarter. EmoArcherHatesYou comes across as a troll and rude, but his wisdom is vast, and can be assured he's not the bad guy. While originally seeming like a comic relief character, it is obvious that something lurks behind this facade, Whether it is malevolent or beneficent has yet to be seen. His user name is a reference to the Uryuu Ishida from Bleach.


Real name Shayd H.
Class Samurai/Ninja
Date of Birth December 18, 1990
Weapon Duel Katana
Height 6'2"
Location Utah, USA
Backround 50/50 Irish, Scottish
Eye colour Blueish Gray
Hair colour Brown dyed blonde
Weapon Ryushinzou & Shishishinzou
Special Ability Shirahadori, Walk on Water, Duel Wielding
Known Iado Asura, Koutetsu, Osafune, Ryushinzou, Shishishinzou.
Limit Break Zantetsuken
Game Time (Life) 1000+ hours
Affiliation Sony
Console(s) PSP
Favorite Game Chrono Cross
Class of Choice SEED
Weapon of Choice Spear
PSP Collection

  • Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions
  • Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
Most Wanted

  • Fabula Nova Crystallis: Final Fantasy XIII - FFXIII/Versus/Agito
  • Dissidia: Final Fantasy
  • Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep


  • EmoArcherHatesYou, contrary to his name, is not emo at all. However, he does like Archery.
  • EmoArcherHatesYou once trolled Final Fantasy Wiki... Okay, more like 4 times.
  • EmoArcherHatesYou believes that Final Fantasy went downhill after Tetsuya Nomura became the artist.
  • EmoArcherHatesYou has tasted the poison MegaDeath and lived to tell the tale.
  • Eldin, EmoArcherHatesYou's partner, is seldom seen or heard from, but is certainly not imaginary.
  • Emo Archer has been published in a book before.
  • Emo Archer prefers the Tale of Series to Final Fantasy.
  • After seeing Final Fantasy XIII, Emo Archer thinks FF is dead forever.
  • Emo Archer has a serious problem with Final Fantasy VII.
  • The only page Emo Archer edits is his own.


  • '"I'm the goddamn Batman!"
  • '"Damn women!"
  • '"How cruel life can be. All I wanted was to be a knight in shining armor. But it seems Black suits me far more than white ever could."
  • '"Life is beautiful? Hardly. Life is chaotic, destructive, loud, and full of discord. Death, however, is peaceful, restorative, silent, and full of joy. And I cannot wait for her to place her lips to mine."
  • '"This is GRAYSKULL!!!"

User BoxesEdit

Userb male This user is a male.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
No disclose
This user prefers not to disclose their religious beliefs (or lack thereof).
User sagittarius This user is a Sagittarian.
StraightsymbolThis user identifies as heterosexual.
Goblin-ff1-psp This user is a WikiTroll.
Userb windcrystal This user is of the Wind element.
American-flag This user lives in the United States of America.
Userbox psp This user owns a PSP.

VII This user has completed Final Fantasy VII.
VIII This user has completed Final Fantasy VIII.
X This user has completed Final Fantasy X.
XII This user has completed Final Fantasy XII.
T This user has completed Final Fantasy Tactics.
CC This user has completed Crisis Core -Final Fantasy VII-.
VIII This user is a fan of Final Fantasy VIII.
T This user is a fan of Final Fantasy Tactics.
XII This user is a fan of Final Fantasy XII.
VIIThis user Hated Final Fantasy VII.
TAThis user Hated Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.
TA2This user Hated Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift.
th_Khcom-sora.gif This user plays Kingdom Hearts.
Ashley Riot (userbox) This user plays Vagrant Story.
th_Brave_Fencer_Musashi.png This user plays Brave Fencer Musashi.
th_Megaman_helm.png This user plays the Mega Man series of games as well.
th_Triforce.gif This user plays the Legend of Zelda series of games as well.
th_Rock_Band_Logo.jpg This user plays the Rock Band series of games as well.
th_GuitarHeroLogo.jpg This user plays the Guitar Hero series of games as well.
th_Spr_1y_025.png This user is the world's greatest Pokémon Master.
AC This user has watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
LO This user watched Last Order -Final Fantasy VII-.
TSW This user has watched Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
ACThis user Hated Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
LOThis user Hated Last Order -Final Fantasy VII-.
TSWThis user Hated Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
Squallmenu Maybe this user is a lion.
Lagunamenu This user is the man with the machine gun.
Userbox ffX-jecht This user has been to the Otherworld.
? This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
th_User_browser_IE7.png This user thinks that all users who prefer Internet Explorer deserve what they get.
th_User_browser_firefox.png This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

th_Prosony.jpg This user supports Sony.
Antinomura This user thinks that Nomura's art is an abomination.
Pro Amano This user thinks that Amano's art is better than the others.
FFVI Locke Cole Sprite iOS This user is a Thief, but prefers the term Treasure Hunter.
FF4PSP-CecilDKSprite Still, this user is just a Dark Knight.
FFV Krile Freelancer Sprite iOS Tears don't suit this user.
FFV iOS Gilgamesh Field Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! As for this user... It's Morphing Time!
FFVI Setzer Gabbiani Sprite iOS Ante up! This user's life is a chip in the pile.
KaiserPortrait This user is the dealer of destruction... the font from which fear springs.
Userbox ff7-tseng This user is...still alive...
Reno CC This user says this is Turks jurisdiction.
RenoACPortrait Looks like today this user is clockin' out early.
DoC ReeveIt took this user a while to decide which costume s/he'd put on for today.

Seifermenu This is the scene where you swear your undying hatred for this user!
CharVIII Quistis This user is a Trepie through and through.
SeeD Logo 2 This user is an elite SeeD operative.
Vivi menu Does this user exist? Maybe s/he doesn't exist...
Freya menu This user believes that to be forgotten is worse than death.
Beatrix menu This user once defeated 100 knights single-handedly. To him/her, you are an insect.
BalthierUserbox This user plays the Leading Man, who else?
JGabranth Icon Your lives end at this user's blade!
JBergan Icon This user knows too late and to their sorrow do those who misplace their trust in gods learn their fate.
Llyud ffxiirw This user has an incomplete heart.
FFT Ramza Beoulve Ch1 Portrait Do you truly believe you can change the world? Not even this user is so naîve as that.
FFT Meliadoul Tengille Portrait This user's sins will be atoned for. There shall be no mercy — not even for you.
FFT Wiegraf Folles Portrait 1 This user sows the seeds of chaos in the world of men, and reaps the anguished cries of the weak.
Userbox-DGarland This user will crush you!
Userbox-DCloudofD Hope, despair... they are what feeds this user...
Userbox-DJecht There's no shame in losing to this user!
Userbox-DGabranth Hatred is what drives this user!
th_Userbox_kh-riku.jpg This user isn't a sap like you.
FFTA-malboroG This user may suffer from bad breath.
Userbox bluchocobo This user is so cool, s/he actually turned blue!
Userbox ff6chocobo This user prefers saying Wark!
Thief-ff1-nes This user can steal anything that's not both nailed down and on fire.
8BitSarda This user is an omnipotent jackass.
8BitMuffin This user owns an invisible sky castle.
45 This user has completed 45
of 45 hunts in Final Fantasy XII.
300 This user has completed 300
of 300 missions in Crisis Core.
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