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| Height | 6'8" |
| Weight | 200+ lbs. |
| Eye color | Blue |
| Hair color | Blonde |
| Laterality | Right-handed |
| Place of origin | Kaizerland |
| Alignment | Light |
| Weapons | Crowbarsaber Machine Gunblade |
| Job class | Samurai/Cannoneer |
| Skills | Self-Image Break Commandeer Pizza Devour Peppusidogu |
| Overdrive | Bushido Da Ne? |
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Contents
Quicklinks for Myself
- Devil's Lab - A home for my useless creations
- Upload Log
- Recent Changes
- Userboxes
- My Review Page
- Dragon's Neck Colosseum
Gloater's Corner
Where I brag about stuff I've made/edited significantly here at the FFWiki.
- Gilgamesh from various titles (Featured Article)
- Final Fantasy VIII Userboxes
- Seifer from FFVIII
- Dyne from FFVII
- Seymour Guado from FFX
- Tifa from FFVII
Who am I?
A just question. I am no one and everything, and a cherry on top. Actually, make that strawberry, I don't like cherries. Yeah. Well...I'm a ne'er-do-well from Kaizerland, who wastes his time on various internet sites, such as Newgrounds, YouTube, and of course: Wikipedia, and some of its smaller branches. My mind sucks up all the useless knowledge and stores them in boxes on the planet Mars.
Me and Final Fantasy
Once upon a time, way back yonder in 1997, I was a poor person. I had been playing Super Nintendo for a while there, but could only afford a new game once each year. Then my dad bought a computer and internet, and someone on MSN told me about this phenomenal illegal thing called Emulators. So I searched around, and saw that an emulator was in fact an application that could play Snes games (and other various game console systems) on your computer! Egads! So I d'loaded one, and a big 112 games pack...and to my amazement, it worked! I was dancing in the street to the crappy music back then, woohoo buddy! And one of those games were called 'Final Fantasy IV'...I thought that might be something, and played it. And never had I seen something so vastly boring and pointless! I deleted it in 15 minutes. So later I went to buy a Nintendo 64 and some games there, and in 2000, a PS2.
In 2004, a friend of mine bought a game on special offer called 'Final Fantasy X'. We played it at his house, And I (I do this all the time to games I don't have) pointed out it sucked and was a copycat of Pirates of the Caribbean. The next day, I bought it. And boy...did I ever regret buying a game less? No.
Me and Other Games
Well. I also play other games than Final Fantasy (What a TRAVESTY!!!). In order for me to like a game, graphics aren't necessarily (and more often than not, I don't care, as is evident in Final Fantasy VII) important. What matters to me is if I like the characters involved, if I like the story, the gameplay is solid, and, not always necessary (as is evident in FFXII), if the villain rules. Hence, I hate games such as Halo, Call of Duty, and World of Warcraft. Soooo if you come waltzing in here thinking you'd see another brainless zombie wasting away in front of a dull and bleak rip-off computer world, you're wrong. All people such as you (if you are the person in question) will be sniped by Kefka from the apartment across your street.
I digress, here are some other games I play.
- The Thief Series (Mostly the Metal Age™)
- Might and Magic VI & VII
- The Kingdom Hearts series
- Adventure Games, mostly LucasArts (Monkey Island, Sam and Max, Full Throttle)
- Fangames (Heck, I've even made some in my day)
- Almost every Mario game to date
- EVERY Zelda game to date.
- Shooters, whenever I feel the need to satisfy my primal instincts (HEADSHOT!!!!!!!)
Fainaru Fantaji Superlatives (Home of the original Superlatables™! BOOYAKA!)
General
| Category | Best | 2nd Best | 3rd Best | Worst |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Game | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy XII |
| Story | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy |
| Graphical Style | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy IX | Final Fantasy VIII | Final Fantasy |
| Soundtrack | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy VIII | Final Fantasy XII |
| Character Cast | Final Fantasy IX | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy II |
| World | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy II |
| Monsters | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy XII |
| Final Dungeon | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy V | Final Fantasy VIII |
| Final Battle | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy |
| Battle system | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy VIII | Final Fantasy XII |
| Level Up System | Final Fantasy V | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy VIII | Final Fantasy |
| Skill System | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy XII | Final Fantasy II |
| Summons | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy XII |
| Limit Breaks | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy VIII | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy XII |
| NES Generation | Final Fantasy | Final Fantasy II | Final Fantasy III | None Available |
| SNES Generation | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy V | Final Fantasy Mystic Quest |
| PSX Generation | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy VIII | Final Fantasy IX | Final Fantasy Tactics |
| PS2 Generation | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy X-2 | Final Fantasy XI | Final Fantasy XII |
| Sellout Generation | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A |
| Advance Remake | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy V | Final Fantasy VI | Dawn of Souls |
Characters
| Category | Best | 2nd Best | 3rd Best | Worst |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Male Protagonist | Tidus | Cloud | Bartz | Vaan |
| Female Protagonist | Tifa | Yuna | Garnet | Rinoa |
| Male Supporting Character | Auron | Vincent | Edgar | Kimahri |
| Female Supporting Character | Lulu | Freya | Faris | Rosa |
| Temporary Player Character | Seifer | Beatrix | Laguna | Ricard |
| Villain | Kefka | Sephiroth | Exdeath | Ultimecia |
| Minor Villain | Gilgamesh | Seifer | Golbez | Queen Brahne |
| Recurring Boss | Gilgamesh | Ultros | Turks | Borghen |
| Cid | Cid Highwind | Cid Pollendina | Cid (FFX) | Cid Kramer |
| Biggs and Wedge | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy VIII | Final Fantasy X |
| Non-human Player Character | Freya | Fran | Red XIII | Cait Sith |
| I Player Character | Fighter | Thief | Red Mage | Monk |
| I NPC | Garland | Matoya | Bikke | Princess Sara |
| II Player Character | Firion | Leon | Guy | Maria |
| II Temporary Character | Leila | Gordon | Scott | Ricard |
| II NPC | Emperor | Princess Hilda | Cid | Borghen |
| IV Player Character | Kain | Rydia | Edge | Rosa |
| IV NPC | Golbez | Scarmiglione | Zeromus | King of Fabul |
| V Player Character | Faris | Bartz | Lenna | Krile |
| V NPC | Gilgamesh | Exdeath | Ghido | Xezat |
| VI Player Character | Edgar | Cyan | Sabin | Umaro |
| VI NPC | Kefka | Gau's father | General Leo | Vargas |
| VII Player Character | Cid | Vincent | Cloud | Cait Sith |
| VII NPC | Sephiroth | Don Corneo | Jessie | Tseng |
| VIII Player Character | Irvine | Selphie | Squall | Rinoa |
| VIII Temporary Character | Seifer | Laguna | Ward | Kiros |
| VIII NPC | President Deling | Fujin | Zone | Headmaster Cid |
| IX Player Character | Vivi | Freya | Steiner | Eiko |
| IX NPC | Gilgamesh | Doctor Tot | Zorn & Thorn | Queen Brahne Alexandros |
| X Player Character | Auron | Tidus | Wakka | Kimahri |
| X NPC | Jecht | Seymour | Cid | Brother |
| X-2 Player Character | Paine | Yuna | Rikku | N/A |
| X-2 NPC | Nhadala | Garik | LeBlanc | Nooj |
| XII Player Character | Basch | Fran | Penelo | Ashe |
| XII Temporary Character | Vossler | Reddas | Larsa | Reks |
| XII NPC | Al-Cid | Judge Gabranth | Dalan | Vayne |
Music
| Category | Best | 2nd Best | 3rd Best | Worst |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I Song | Matoya's Cave | Cave Theme | Town Theme | Battle Theme |
| II Song | The Princess' Seduction | Pandaemonium | Town Theme | Battle Theme |
| IV Song | The Final Battle | Prologue | Red Wings | The Lunarians |
| V Song | Clash on the Big Bridge | Decisive Battle | Last Battle | Main Theme |
| VI Song | Dancing Mad | Cyan's Theme | Shadow's Theme | Electric de Chocobo |
| VII Song | One-Winged Angel | The Nightmare's Beginning | Interrupted by Fireworks | Chocobo Racing |
| VIII Song | Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec | Dance with the Balamb-Fish | The Spy | Succession of Witches |
| IX Song | Ice Cavern | Final Battle Theme | Treno, the Dark City | Lindblum |
| X Song | Revealed Truth | Ending Theme | Permitted Passage | Cloister of Trials|Place of Ordeals |
| X-2 Song (GOD!) | Vegnagun Awakens | Yuna's Theme | Yuna's Ballad | Gullwings 3 |
| XII Song | N/A | N/A | N/A | All of them |
| Chocobo Song | Final Fantasy X | Final Fantasy IX | Final Fantasy VIII | Final Fantasy VI |
| Town Theme | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy V | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy VIII |
| Battle Theme | Final Fantasy IX | Final Fantasy V | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy II |
| Boss Battle Theme | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy VIII | Final Fantasy |
| Dreadful Boss Battle Theme | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy V | Final Fantasy X |
| Final Battle Theme | Final Fantasy VI | Final Fantasy IV | Final Fantasy VII | Final Fantasy |
Summons
| Category | Best | 2nd Best | 3rd Best | Worst |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| IV Summon | Bahamut | Leviathan | Odin | Titan |
| V Summon | Ifrit | Ramuh | Titan | Remora |
| VI Esper | Gilgamesh | Cactuar | Siren | Zoneseek |
| VII Summon | Knights of the Round | Bahamut NEO | Choco/Mog | Kjata |
| VIII GF | Ifrit | Shiva | Siren | Pandemona |
| IX Eidolon | Bahamut | Ifrit | Atomos | Carbuncle |
| X Aeon | Bahamut | Anima | Yojimbo | Ixion |
| XII Esper | Zeromus | Belias | Exodus | Zalera |
job Classes
| Category | Best | 2nd Best | 3rd Best | Worst |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fighter | Tidus | Steiner | Cloud | Squall |
| Thief | Locke | Zidane | Vaan | Thief (Final Fantasy) |
| Paladin | Cecil | Beatrix | Ashe | N/A |
| Black Mage | Vivi | Lulu | Black Mage (Final Fantasy V) | Palom |
| White Mage | Porom | Yuna | Aeris | Rosa |
| Blue Mage | Quina | Quistis | Strago | Kimahri |
| Ninja | Shadow | Faris as a Ninja | Edge | Ninja (Final Fantasy) |
| Samurai | Auron | Cyan | Samurai (Final Fantasy V) | N/A |
| Gunner | Irvine | Vincent | Balthier | Barret |
| Dragoon | Freya | Kain | Kimahri | Ricard |
| Monk | Sabin | Tifa | Monk (Final Fantasy V) | Yang |
| Gambler | Setzer | Wakka | Lady Luck | Cait Sith |
| Dancer | Mog | Penelo | Faris as a Dancer | Songstress |