Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name?

You don't have to understand why-- simply understand that's how I roll!

Apathetic Piggy


Yoshitaka Amano Zidane FFIX.png
Name Mike
A.K.A Teddy, Option A
job Class Slacker
Age 21
Height 6'2"
IQ iQ no hye
Weapon of Choice Christopher Walken
Summons Apathy and lethargy
Limit breaks Dare to be stupid!

What's the story, morning glory?[edit | edit source]

. . . What, we're doing this now? Right. Well, what you couldn't glean from the rest of this page if you were interested (and, Christ, why would you be?) is that I love art of all kinds and mediums. When I have time, I play a Hume Samurai, Ranger, and Paladin on the Asura server of Final Fantasy XI.

Welcome to my head, now get out!




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The Poor are Rich in Userboxes![edit | edit source]

These things sure add a lot of color to a page, so why not? The more the merrier, right?


General stuff
FF6 Gogo Sprite iOS.png Is this user a woman? Or a man? Or should we ask?
biling This user is bilingual and can speak 2 or more languages fluently.
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AC This user has watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
Watched
AC This user is a fan of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
LO This user watched Last Order -Final Fantasy VII-.
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TSW This user has watched Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
Watched
Userbox psp.png This user owns a PSP.


Userbox wii.png This user owns a Wii.


Userbox DS.png This user owns a DS.



Pro Amano.JPG This user thinks that Amano's art is better than the others.
Ultros-field-ffvi-ios.png Uwee hee! Come to the Colosseum and vote on this week's fight:
CONGRATS TO THE CHAMPION, GILGAMESH!
Likes FF way too much.PNG This user most definitely likes
Final Fantasy WAY too much
!


Music-related
Nobuemusbox.jpg This user thinks Nobuo Uematsu is a f*ckin' genius!
TheBlackMages.jpg This user is a huge fan
of The Black Mages.
FFVAGilgameshmenu.png This user has battled on the big bridge.
Terra Branford menu.png This user is a wanderer of time.
Kefka Palazzo menu.png This user is dancing mad.
Final Fantasy VII World In-Game Map.png This user has played a rather familiar tune on Tifa's piano.
Bizz-Sephbox.jpg This user has witnessed the birth of a god.
Sephiroth icon.png This user is a one-winged angel.
Lagunamenu.PNG This user is the man with the machine gun.
FF8 Ultimecia Final.png This user has faced The Extreme.
Zidane menu.jpg This user's not alone.
KujaBox.PNG This user is the dark messenger.
Userbox ffX-jecht.jpg This user has been to the Otherworld.


Characters
Warrior-ff1-psp.png This user is a Warrior.
Blackmage-ff1-nes.png This user syphons love out of the universe.
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FFI PSP Garland Map.png This user shall knock you all down!
Matoya.png This user is blind as a bat.
Minwu This user knows that those who live must some day die.
Luneth.jpg This user is a 2nd generation light warrior. S/He is brave, yet also kind of clueless.
FF4PSP-CecilPSprite.png This user is One to be Born.
FF4PSP-TellahSprite.png This user thinks you are a Spoony Bard.
FF4PSP-EdwardSprite.png This user is a Spoony Bard.
FF4PSP-FusoyaSprite.png This user wants to do the Meteo.
FFV Bartz Freelancer Sprite iOS.png This user is... kind of afraid of heights.
FFV Lenna Freelancer Sprite iOS.png It's safe. See, watch this user eat it.
FFV Bartz Knight iOS.png This user does it two-handed!
FFVI Locke Cole Menu iOS.png Call this user a treasure hunter, or s/he'll rip your lungs out!
FFVI Setzer Gabbiani Sprite iOS.png Ante up! This user's life is a chip in the pile.
FFVI Kefka Laugh iOS.gif This user is a son of a submariner.
Userbox ff7-cloud.png This user is not interested.
Userbox ff7-tifa.png Right now, this user feels they have to push themselves to the limit.
Userbox ff7-yuffie.png This user is totally clueless.
ACCid.PNG Shut up, you want off then jump, get off this user's back!
Lagunamenu.PNG This user is about a -3 on the manliness scale.
Vivi menu.jpg Does this user exist? Maybe s/he doesn't exist...
Garnet menu.png No matter what this user becomes, he/she will always be themselves.
Quina menu.jpg This user does what s/he wants! You have problem?
Luluface.jpg This user thinks you're a little lacking in the imagination department.
Penelo ffxiirw.PNG This user isn't the greatest chef in the world, or even a halfway decent cook for that matter.
Userbox-DZidane.png Does this user need a reason to help someone?
Userbox-DGabranth.png Hatred is what drives this user!
Moogle1138.PNG This user is Kupo for Kupo Nuts!
RenoACPortrait.JPG Looks like today this user is clockin' out early.


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn[edit | edit source]

Some useless trivia to keep Googlebots busy.

  • Been playing Final Fantasy XI relatively regularly since roughly early 2004. No, I didn't alliterate enough.
    • Formed TheSpoonyBards with two friends in 2005 or so until its (admittedly swift) destruction, and lead the brief reunion in 2008.
    • Been with the same linkshell, BanishedRequiem for the lion's share of my time in Vana'diel.
  • Been mistaken for English enough for it to become a rather notorious inside joke.
  • Can divide by zero.
  • Bought a PSP on Dissidia's release specifically to play as Zidane.
    • Further pleased to discover he wasn't a joke, and more so that Amano's design was used to skin the alternate costume.
  • Believes it blasphemous to not love Locke or Zidane.
  • I own Final Fantasy 20th Anniversary Ultimania Files I and II despite not knowing a lick of Moonspeak, that is, Japanese.




Cheers, mates.

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