Cloud Strife:
No way! That thing's just a machine.
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Uin Nee is concerned for the well-being of Il Mheg's most beloved species.
※Please note that the difficulty of this quest has been synced to your current level. Furthermore, you may not proceed with a class or job that is different from when you accepted this quest.
Quest description
Raiders of the Lost Pork is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
Journal[]
Objectives[]
- Search for the suspicious character at Timh Gyeus.
- Speak with Uin Nee.
Script[]
| Raiders of the Lost Pork script
| |
|---|---|
| Uin Nee | [Player Name], help! Il Mheg is being invaded! |
| Uin Nee | Sort of. By “invaded,” I mean, a stranger has shown up and started chasing our porxies! |
| Uin Nee | I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't for the fact our pets are supposed to be gathering flower seeds for use in dreams. Go and put a stop to this silliness, would you? |
| tall Fuath | One, two! One, two, three, four! |
| tall Fuath | On an epic adventure, the intrepid hero is here!♪
A Fuath to be reckoned with, evildoers frozen in fear!♪ In the name of joy, he dances his merry jig!♪ Let none keep him from the enchanted flying pig!♪ |
| tall Fuath | Oh, porxie, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways! But why must you always flee when I draw near? Why, I ask youuu! |
| tall Fuath | Me, bothering the porxies!? Never! |
| tall Fuath | The mere thought I could be causing them distress has left me quite flabbergasted! And to think they would spurn my affections...it is preposterous, I tell you! |
| tall Fuath | I was merely passing through to trade with the Nu Mou when I saw their precious pink companions. That adorable snout, that curly tail... It was love at first sight! Wait for me, porxies! |
| Scavenger | No more, please! I'll leave Il Mheg and never come back, I swear! |
| Scavenger | Oh, you're not a faerie? Thank goodness. |
| Scavenger | I was trying to catch one of those little flying pigs, for research purposes. But then I discovered that they're the faeries' creations. Even if I managed to get my hands on them, I'd never be able to take something so dangerous back to civilization! |
| Scavenger | And if the pixies find me, they'll turn me into one of those leafmen! It's high time I quit this godsforsaken place! |
| Fakemystel | Hello! I am a very rich lady from Eulmore! I expect you to curtsy/bow when greeting one of my standing! |
| Fakemystel | Ha ha! Just joking! I'm actually a pixie in disguise. Walking around like a mortal certainly makes a change from all that flitting about! |
| Fakemystel | Chasing porxies? Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I was. It's a bit hard to keep up with them, though. Perhaps I need some more practice with this “one foot in front of the other” business! |
| Fakemystel | And if the other pixies have a problem with me chasing those flappy-eared porkers, I could leave them alone, I suppose. After all, 'tis hardly fitting for a “lady” to engage in such unseemly behavior! |
| Uin Nee | So I take it the porxies will be resuming their duties? Good. I won't let them shirk their responsibilities! Not even if they're cute and adorable and I want to squeeze them and squeeze them until... Gah! |
| Uin Nee | No! I mustn't allow them to beguile me! I have a job to do! And for your part in...whatever this was, I'm making you an honorary “Protector of Porxies”! |
| Quest complete. | |