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Ahhh! Damn it! Y-You're just a big loser! I'm able to skip the rock as many times as I want! So there! Ha-Ha! Loser! Moron! Idiot! Your mum wears a shellsuit!

Mr. Monkey

Mr. Monkey is a character from Final Fantasy VIII and a friend of the Shadow in Obel Lake. Though he does not appear in the game as a physical image, he speaks to the player. He is encountered on the world map as part of the Obel Lake sidequest to obtain rocks to solve a treasure hunt.

He is located in a forest between Roshfall Forest and Dollet. When encountered the player must throw rocks at him until he throws one back. It is revealed the rock he threw is one of the clues required for the hunt.

There is a version difference to the insult Mr. Monkey throws at the player. In some versions he says the player's mother "wears a shellsuit", and in others he says "wears combat boots".