Cloud Strife:
No way! That thing's just a machine.
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<UIForeground>F201FC</UIForeground><UIGlow>F201FD</UIGlow> Quest Sync<UIGlow>01</UIGlow><UIForeground>01</UIForeground> The wild-eyed miner is afraid for his life.
Quest description
I Drink, Therefore I Am (in Trouble) is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
Journal[]
Objectives[]
- Speak with the wild-eyed miner.
- Defeat Guthlaugur.
- Speak with the wild-eyed miner.
- Speak with the wild-eyed miner again.
Script[]
| I Drink, Therefore I Am (in Trouble) script
| |
|---|---|
| Miner03493 | No, don't hit me! Oh wait, you're not Guthlaugur. |
| Miner03493 | He's a local thug who I made the mistake of drinking with. I ended up saying all sorts of things like, “Think you're tough, do you? My mate could wipe the floor with you!” Gods only know why I said that─ There ain't a word of truth in it! |
| Miner03493 | Of course, he didn't see the funny side. He told me to bring this friend of mine or he'd fight me instead! |
| Miner03493 | So, I was wondering... Could you go and sort him out for me? I'll make it worth your while, I swear! |
| Guthlaugur | So, you're gonna “wipe the floor” with me, are you? |
| Miner03493 | I brought her/him, just like I said I would! |
| Guthlaugur | Hmph! Scrawny streak of piss like you? Don't make me laugh. |
| Guthlaugur | I've killed sin eaters with my bare hands, so you won't even make me break a sweat. |
| Guthlaugur | And after I'm done with this feeble sack of shite, you're next! |
| Miner03493 | Eeek! |
| Guthlaugur | Since I'm feelin' generous, I'll let you take the first swing. Better make it a good one, 'cause you won't get a second chance! |
| Miner03493 | If you lose, I'm a dead man! |
| Guthlaugur | I'm gonna make you bleed! |
| Guthlaugur | Stop pummeling me! It's really painful! |
| Miner03493 | Bloody hells! You actually did it! All right, let's head back before any of the wildlife takes an interest in us. |
| Miner03493 | That ought to take him down a peg or two. I doubt he'll stick around here after a beating like that. |
| Miner03493 | And I'll have to choose who I drink with more carefully from now on. I've got a habit of saying all sorts of nonsense when I'm in my cups. |
| Miner03493 | It damn near earned me an early grave, and I'm lucky that you showed up when you did. Many thanks to you! |
| Quest complete. | |