| Uzuki18 | 19:04, June 10, 2010 (UTC) | There once was a boy whose name was... |
| A.J. two | 19:27, June 10, 2010 (UTC) | Leslie, who is mad that he was given a girl name by his... |
| Mog&Boko | 19:57, June 10, 2010 (UTC) | Mother's mad husband, Adelbert... |
| Jamiemitsu | 20:28, June 10, 2010 (UTC) | Who had broken out of an asylum that very day with the help of Smithy, legendary super-criminal. |
| Mangartist | 11:31, June 11, 2010 (UTC) | Together, they were planning to rob the neighbouring empire's sovereign: President-King Dorky Porky. But for this, they needed Leslie... |
| A.J. two | 15:31, June 11, 2010 (UTC) | To distract the guards while they snuck inside. Once they were inside, they... |
| Mog&Boko | 15:57, June 11, 2010 (UTC) | planned to launch an assault on king Steve and... |
| Uzuki18 | 18:24, June 11, 2010 (UTC) | And steal his magical mushrooms that could... |
| Mask no Oni | 19:20, June 11, 2010 (UTC) | Make him irresistable to any woman or gay male so that... |
| TARDISES | 20:44, June 11, 2010 (UTC) | he could pay off a mass murdering Black Mage, who would otherwise... |
| A.J. two | 21:56, June 11, 2010 (UTC) | Kill him if he didn't get what could potentially... |
| TARDISES | 22:18, June 11, 2010 (UTC) | give him the object of his lustful desires who would otherwise have nothing to do with him. |
| Jamiemitsu | 19:30, June 14, 2010 (UTC) | The assault did not go according to plan, however, as Steve was actually on vacation with his adoring fangirls in... |
| Mog&Boko | 19:49, June 14, 2010 (UTC) | Brazil, where he decided to go to a night club. He got insanely drunk, and when he woke up he was... |
| TARDISES | 20:20, June 14, 2010 (UTC) | facing an army of various Mages. Black, White, Red, Blue, you name 'em. Meanwhile, the mushrooms... |
| A.J. two | 20:27, June 14, 2010 (UTC) | were taken by Adelbert and Smithy, while King Steve was sleeping; you would not believe where he was hiding them. Anyways, they had almost gotten away when suddenly... |
| Uzuki18 | 19:57, June 18, 2010 (UTC) | A black guy with a sword duel weilding monkey comes by and forces Adelbert and Smithy to watch "Marmaduke: The Movie" when... |
| A.J. two | 20:17, June 18, 2010 (UTC) | Finally, he gets tired of torturing them and walks away with the mushrooms. Adelbert and Smithy, saddened by their loss, decide to go... |
| Mog&Boko | 09:38, June 19, 2010 (UTC) | fishing for rare, wild tooth catfishes where they discover a rare artifact of... |
| Uzuki18 | 17:05, June 19, 2010 (UTC) | a non magical tubesock which belongs to the leader of Thieves who needed it to... |
| Ammyissun | 10:17, June 20, 2010 (UTC) | put an onion in and use as a makeshift bludgeoning weapon inorder to assert his authority over... |
| A.J. two | 16:18, June 20, 2010 (UTC) | The Orphans! There is something hidden underneath the orphanage, which he wanted to use to rule the world, but now Adelbert and Smithy are going to use it to... |
| Mask no Oni | 01:48, June 21, 2010 (UTC) | Beat poor Leslie into their bidding, so that they may... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 09:35, June 21, 2010 (UTC) | ...use him, once again, as bait in some scheme to... |
| A.J. two | 12:15, June 21, 2010 (UTC) | Rule the World! But, first, they needed... |
| Mask no Oni | 20:09, June 23, 2010 (UTC) | To dress Leslie in a rather disturbing skin tight outift, make him take over Ivalice and steal the Judge Sword, which equipped, would grant Manliness +50 and..... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 20:22, June 23, 2010 (UTC) | ...also allow compensation for something, if the usual arguments about large weapons are to be believed. Anyway, the only obstacle to conquering Ivalice is the Ivalician Moogles, because... |
| Mog&Boko | 20:54, June 23, 2010 (UTC) | of the Moogle uprising of '79. According to intel. gained by Adelbert, the Moogles Eight run a tight-knit gang, who often run a protection racket in order to secure more... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 21:01, June 23, 2010 (UTC) | ...money for |
| FFVIIACCXD | 21:06, June 23, 2010 (UTC) | fluffy wigs that give them the power to... |
| TARDISES | 01:39, June 24, 2010 (UTC) | ...SLAM-dance like earlier moogles... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 12:53, June 24, 2010 (UTC) | ...especially their idol, Mog, the SLAM-dancing-est moogle in history, who is also well-known for... |
| Mog&Boko | 13:41, June 24, 2010 (UTC) | his involvement in the kupo nut riots, where he gained cosiderable renown through his 'kupopo' speech, which was the first known instance of... |
| Mask no Oni | 05:27, June 25, 2010 (UTC) | The new radicalist Bonewhite Moogle Party, and with that event, made the world know of their rise to power and species revolution. And on that side, there were other members of other particular races that were down with the racial divide between moogles and the taller races. One of them was a human girl named... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 07:47, June 25, 2010 (UTC) | ...Spongebarbara Squareskirt, or Gertrude for short (!?), who... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 20:40, July 16, 2010 (UTC) | ...had previously attempted a military coup, but failed because... |
| Aarim | 13:57, July 17, 2010 (UTC) | ...her moogle soldiers were too busy |
| Mog&Boko | 15:26, July 17, 2010 (UTC) | ...opposition in strictly moogle dancing, a new TV phenomenon, renowned for their pirating of channels on an annual basis which involves |
| Aarim | 01:27, July 19, 2010 (UTC) | ... Star Moogles the popular new sci-fi show that's about the adventures of captain Kupo who... |
| TARDISES | 02:02, July 19, 2010 (UTC) | ..was Star Trekkin' across the universe... |
| A.J. two | 02:17, July 19, 2010 (UTC) | ...In a giant spaceship called the U.S.S. Moogle, fighting their enemies the Tarutaru, led by the evil dictator Shantatto. One day, they made an episode where... |
| Mog&Boko | 19:16, July 19, 2010 (UTC) | ...Captain Kupo was killed off in what was meant to be a surprise ending. However, when he beamed aboard Shantotto's ship he was wearing red, the foolish moogle. And so... |
| Aarim | 02:34, July 27, 2010 (UTC) | ...he was shot by the tarutaru's laser rifles and dumped into space, only to be found and cloned by... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 12:24, July 27, 2010 (UTC) | ...Lord Vader, who was on his way to blow up |
| Kupohunter | 19:27, August 10, 2010 (UTC) | '...Told his first mate, Moguo, to commence 'sharpening' The Knives, a completely epic weapon, which... |
| Irish Reaper | 15:39, August 10, 2010 (UTC) | ...turns one into a crossdressing |
| Armageddon11 | 17:29, August 10, 2010 (UTC) | ...make the assaulted spin uncontrollably until they reach the speed of light, which will result in... |
| Mog&Boko | 19:07, August 10, 2010 (UTC) | ...transportation to a place that's like the beach but not the moon, where one can meet a splendid chap by the name of Axinhead and partake of..." |
| Sorceror Nobody | 19:28, August 10, 2010 (UTC) | ...some of the famous South Gate Bundt Cake. This cake is, of course, much beloved by Cinna, who would have had no other relevance to this tale were it not for the fact that... |
| Kupohunter | 00:43, August 11, 2010 (UTC) | ...The judge sword Leslie planned to steal was made from Cinna's precious hammer which was stolen by Marcus and never returned. However... |
| Nomad | 02:24, August 12, 2010 (UTC) | ...Bahamut had finally gained enough power to settle his little spat with Alexander, using Omniflare to defeat him...and destroy most of existance. He swears it was an accident, but... |
| Irish Reaper | 03:13, August 12, 2010 (UTC) | ...he says that about a good deal of things. For example, there was that time him and Odin got rather wasted at that party that Maduin had and..." |
| Sorceror Nobody | 07:54, August 12, 2010 (UTC) | ...got that human woman knocked up. Maduin swears he's the father, but the three of them quietly acknowledge that it could be any of them. Anyway, the product of the drunken liason, Terra, would later... |
| MirrorshardSceada | 22:37, August 16, 2010 (UTC) | ...offer Cinna to give him something better than a hammer, however... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 22:18, August 25, 2010 (UTC) | ...he foolishly turned her down, saying that nothing could replace his beloved hammer. This sucks for him, because Terra was offering that kind of thing, if you know what I mean, and a lot of people would happily sacrifice a limb to be offered that. Anyway, Cinna departed in search of the treacherous Marcus... |
| Biggs&Wedge | 07:44, August 28, 2010 (UTC) | ...who is now hastily making his way to sell Cinna's Hammer, AKA The Judge sword, for a rather handsome price, to one Locke Cole, who intends to use it to rip out the lungs of... |
| Mog&Boko | 19:31, August 28, 2010 (UTC) | ...thieves in exchange for a suit of tin armour crafted for adelbert to use in an attempt to... |
| Kupohunter | 11:26, August 29, 2010 (UTC) | ...make it through the 'initiation' of Treasure Hunters R Us, a group of |
| Biggs&Wedge | 14:20, September 28, 2010 (UTC) | ... are not under any Circumstances going to attempt to kidnap any princesses of any kind, EVER. Instead They plan to engage in a spot of Chocobo rustling, with the design to specifically rip off... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 17:04, September 28, 2010 (UTC) | ...Clasko. Adding to the long list of the ex-Chocobo Knight's misfortunes may just be the last straw that triggers him to finally go berserk, especially after the previous incident, where... |
| Biggs&Wedge | 21:56, October 29, 2010 (UTC) | ...upon entering the Gold Saucer in order to participate in the Chocobo Races, got entirely lost and found himself on a very precarious "Date" with none other than... |
| Uzuki18 | 18:18, November 1, 2010 (UTC) | Sora from Kingdom Hearts. They had a delicious Italian dinner which afterward they decided to... |
| Kupohunter | 00:06, November 5, 2010 (UTC) | ...Spend some 'quality' time together. After Clasko realized Sora was indeed male, he simply shrugged it off and... |
| ZexionFan321 | 02:11, November 9, 2010 (UTC) | ...Went to find Yuna so that he can tell her that... |
| Biggs&Wedge | 19:06, November 10, 2010 (UTC) | ...as luck would have it, his date with Sora had not gone on as long as originally anticipated, then he proceeded to ask her... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 20:27, November 10, 2010 (UTC) | ...why she was not a fairy. Sora had assured him that she was, claiming to speak from personal experience in "Hollow Bastion", whatever that was. Anyway, Yuna's reply to this query was... |
| Kupohunter | 16:55, November 11, 2010 (UTC) | ... '...' Being TOTALLY weirded out, Yuna then proceeded to slap Clasko in the face and walked off to... |
| Biggs&Wedge | 00:06, November 16, 2010 (UTC) | ...Balamb Garden. Upon arriving she was almost knocked off her feet by Zell, who was (illegally) Riding his T-Board Recklessly. Zell, noticing Yuna Exclaimed... |
| Kupohunter | 00:10, November 16, 2010 (UTC) | ... |
| Biggs&Wedge | 00:06, November 16, 2010 (UTC) | ... his interview for a place on Wedge's Pandemonium Colosseum team. However when Sabin was offered the Job instead, Zell went off to... |
| R8.50Mango | 23:15, November 21, 2010 (UTC) | ...rob a 7 Eleven armed with nothing but a rubber ducky. This turned out disastrously and forced him to... |
| Sorceror Nobody | 23:22, November 21, 2010 (UTC) | ...retreat to the theoretical safety of the Garden. However, when he returned there, he was confronted by the disfigured Yuna, who in his absence had schemed her revenge against him. This vengeful plot involved... |
| Blackheart1991 | 02:50, November 23, 2010 (UTC) | ...Time Compression, Zell get sucked into a vortex, the screen goes black... |
| Pikmin Master | 02:49, May 10, 2011 (UTC) | ...Months later, Leslie took over the main character spot again. (CONTINUITY! BOOM!) He... |
| Time Master | 20:58, May 10, 2011 (UTC) | ...has no memory of his previous experiences. However, he finds it odd when a dancing, lunatic, jester comes by... |
| Lolcakes | 01:50, May 11, 2011 (UTC) | ...to kick his crotch repeatedly so the Jester could... |
| Pikmin Master | 02:04, May 11, 2011 (UTC) | ...kill him so the main character spot can belong to... |
| Lolcakes | 01:50, May 11, 2011 (UTC) | ...Justin Bieber. She then... |
| Dogurasu | 06:27, May 11, 2011 (UTC) | ...summoned a |
Terderrer 12:31, May 11, 2011 (UTC) ||created another dimension filled with pain and suffering of evil moogle/monkey hybrids which were sealed inside this demension because..."
Comments[]
I can tell this will either be really good or utterly atrocious, personally I am hoping for the first one. Exdeath64 01:39, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Just to let everyone know, I redid the style of the page so it would be easier to read. A.J. two 15:31, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks I meant to get back with that but I got distracted.--Uzuki18 18:24, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Damn, the 8 bit theatre reference failed! Oh well...Mog&Boko 20:19, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
I inserted another. Mass murdering Black Mage sound familiar to anyone else? TARDISES 20:44, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
HADOKEN! Mog&Boko 20:48, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
I take that as a yes to sounding familiar... TARDISES 20:50, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Never seen 8-Bit theater, and don't feel like going through all of the pages, though I do recognize King Steve. I realized as soonas I saw it that someone was referencing the king of Sarda (I think). A.J. two 21:56, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
King Steve is the king of Corneria, famous for inventing inventing and building a 400 year old castle with his very own hands. To date he has been usurped by a piece of string, built his very own kickass bridge and razed his kingdom to the ground, enabling him to drill for mana anywhere. Mog&Boko 09:56, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
This is great! At the risk of omnipresence, can I chip in? -- Sorceror Nobody 
21:46, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
It is meant for anyone and everyone to contribute. While it would be better for only registered users to do it, I don't see any problem with Anons contributing - as long as they forward it to their userpage once they've made an account. A.J. two (Smashboards) 22:09, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
I've experimentally implemented a table to massively improve the ease with which the story can be read. Feel free to revert it and tell me to sod off if you want; I just thought it would be easier to just change it so that you could actually see it than to try and describe it -- Sorceror Nobody 11:37, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
It looks good. It could be a little complicated for some users, but overall it's make it better. A.J. two (Smashboards) 12:15, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Sorceror Nobody – The supreme nonentity Talk · Flan's Elbow Colosseum · MSPA Wiki · 20:40, July 16, 2010 (UTC) "I can detect matter down to one atom in a vacuum the size of the moon, and apparently, this guy doesn't exist" -- Foaly | |||
I'm not entirely happy double-adding to the story, but it seems to have fallen into inactivity. I hope we aren't abandoning this...
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That anonymous edit was me, BTW. I wasn't logged in (but you can tell taht I still used the correct name). I'ts the one with a real world reference. (Can you see what the reference is?)
- You are talking about the song "Star Trekken" (Which I have on my computer, coincidentenially). I can't remember who did the song, though.
02:17, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Nice to see that someone's trying to shake things up a bit with taht sort of reference, huh? TARDISES 03:13, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Yours or mine afterwards? A.J. two (Smashboards) 08:36, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Nice to see that someone's trying to shake things up a bit with taht sort of reference, huh? TARDISES 03:13, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, "Replikupo" is a deliberate reference to Riku Replica's fan name of "Repliku" XD -- Sorceror Nobody 12:24, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
It ooks like siegle just ruined it. TARDISES 06:31, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah I just went ahead and deleted my part....sry guys continue. Siegleeagle 02:55, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Hey SN, thanx for fixing the format for me. kuPoHunTer 16:52, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Well, to be fair, I am the one who actually implemented the oh-so-tidy table format in the first place – knowing full well as I did so that some people might get slightly confused with it – so it's kind of my fault anyway! XD -- Sorceror Nobody 16:59, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
Oi! What happened to mine??? Kupohunter 20:13, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Despite what the edit history says, I am about 97% sure that it wasn't there when I added mine. If I somehow overwrote yours, I do apologise. I really don't know how it happened :S -- Sorceror Nobody 23:15, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Yours is better, yet somehow similar. I was going to say something about delicious fruit cake. Kupohunter 00:39, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Hope I didn't ruin it... Complain to my talk page if I ruined it. Kupohunter 00:45, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
... this reminds me of Kingdom Hearts fan fiction, or just Kingdom Hearts in general. Taking extremely random ideas and coalescing them into a somehow working story. Irish Reaper 21:33, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Haha, that's true. KH, fanfics, and KH fanfics alike. In fact, as far as fanfiction classification goes, if we were to consider this to be one, it would probably be classed as "crack", i.e. it consists of nonsense for teh lulz :P -- Sorceror Nobody 22:19, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Lol true. All we need now is some mind hurting shipping like Cecil and Kain or Cloud and Sephiroth and i think this would be the epitome of Crackdom. Irish Reaper 23:16, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Oh no! It is falling, and I'm afraid I may not be able to save it or add something decent to it! :(Kupohunter 22:00, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Happening again... hope someone edits it besides me... Kupohunter 14:26, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
Woot! Its back! Kupohunter 18:45, October 3, 2010 (UTC)
Wow. I'm surprise this thing is still going.--Uzuki18 18:18, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
- I am about to Shamelessly plug the Pandemonium Colosseum with my next addition to this, you'll have to stop me very soon if you don't want that to happen--BiggsandWedge 02:59, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Nooooooo! It's died again. Someone please bring it back! A.J. two (Smashboards) 22:28, May 9, 2011 (UTC)