FëasindëTalk"Burn the land, boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." 22:29, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
I got this idea from the SW community.
Kain Highwind is allergic to Potions. Not that it's ever come up.
Kain Highwind jumped over the Cultists' Tower once, while having a little obstacle race.
Kain Highwind knows something of cages.
When Zidane gets mad, he turns into his Trance form. When he gets really mad he turns into Kain Highwind.
Last year, Kain got bored and decided to do some random encounters. The result: FFXII has no random encounters.
Mind-controlled? Kain was only trying to bone Rosa!
And the real reason Ultimecia was trying to compress time was to finally do more than "play" Rosa.
Kain Highwind has a higher edit count than any user here. You better believe it or else.
The reaper is always just a step behind Kain Highwind...
Kain Highwind knocked you all down.
You need helluva lot more than balls of steel to challenge Kain Highwind.
Kain Highwind's got Rydia whipped.
Antlions are quite tame. If you're Kain Highwind.
"You should not have come here. In the name of all dragonkind, I shall grant you the death you desire. I am the dealer of destruction...I am the font from which fear springs... I am Kain Highw- er,I am Kaiser...And your time is at end."
Aeris, Aerith, it doesn't matter. Kain does them both.
Teamwork means staying out of Kain Highwind's way.
"BADASS" -Fujin, on Kain Highwind.
Kain Highwind will shatter your delusions of grandeur. And your caps. And your shins.
Kain Highwind could've stopped Odin and Bahamut himself, but he was too busy rebuilding Burmecia by hand.
"World very simple place. World only have two things: things Kain can kill and things Kain already killed."
Kain Highwind once killed a hundred knights single-handedly, while at the same time having the eggs and bacon Beatrix made for him for breakfast.
Kain Highwind is the trouble maker, after all.
Kain Highwind is the leading man.
Curiosity didn't kill Cait Sith. Kain did.
Each time Sephiroth calls for his mommy it's because he feels Kain Highwind is near.
Sephiroth was really trying to summon Kain Highwind, but all he got was Meteor.
NEW! A wizard didn't do it. Kain did.
NEW! There is no justice, there's only Kain
NEW! Kain does unto others as he does unto thee.
NEW! Kain Highwind IS WATCHING BIG BROTHER.
NEW! Kain Highwind can toss a dwarf.
NEW! The Ancients are all but extinct because Kain was originally going to make a cameo in FFVII...
NEW! You don't need a reason to fear Kain Highwind.
NEW! Kain Highwind once met a Ronso. He put a collar around its neck and took it for a walk.
NEW! The only thing that can defeat Kain Highwind is a clone of himself armed with a blitzball. What? blitzballs r teh awesome lolololol!!!11
NEW! This guy are sick because he mess with Kain Highwind.
8bit BlackMage - Beyond the Sky TALK - Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you... um... ._.; - {{{time}}}
Krystal Tomlin - "When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in our way." TALK - 04:03, 16 September 2008 (UTC) - "Wouldn't wanna be you!"
LOL! Now if we can compare Kain to Chuck Norris...
DrakeyC - Crossing the distant night...Wandering the desert sea...The gods' voices are mirages... TALK - 04:21, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Truly, truly hilarious.
EDIT - May I add one?
The Statues didn't create magic, Kain did.
Hexedmagica - Rathalos: World Tour/All Ass Sword TALK - My companions' feelings have been etched upon this body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One who matches the gods! CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN! {{{time}}}
Hexed will add one before he goes on his wikibreak.
Every other Dragoon seeks to be like Kain, yet upon seeing the real thing are instantly flayed by the badassery.
Good one Rocking Chair, Balthier being anywhere near as awesome as Kain, what a jest!
Anywho, the updated jokes are pretty good! Good job!
Rocking Chair - She looks like the real thing, tastes like the real thing. My Fake Plastic Love TALK - {{{time}}}
Kain was going to make a guest appearence in Dissidia as a piece of toilet paper but he wouldn't take shit from anyone
Kurt Cobain killed himself when he heard Kain knocking on his door
Hexedmagica - Rathalos: World Tour/All Ass Sword TALK - My companions' feelings have been etched upon this body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One who matches the gods! CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN! {{{time}}}
Rocking Chair, Kurt Cobain was over-rated.
Rocking Chair - She looks like the real thing, tastes like the real thing. My Fake Plastic Love TALK - {{{time}}}
Mate, I hate Kurt Cobain. The only 2 i hate more than him is John Lennon and The Jonas Brothers. Even I could start a band and play a few power chords and scream absolute rubbish. Better guitarist then Mark Knopfler my arse
Krystal Tomlin - "When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in our way." TALK - Let's mosey! - "Wouldn't wanna be you!"
I got a couple more!
Kain Highwind is never late nor is he early...he arrives precisely when he means to.
If Kain ever tried out for SOLDIER, he will make it. Period.
Everyone tried to be like Kain Highwind. They only got their butt whooped by Kain Highwind.
Squall became a lone wolf not because Ellone left him, but because Kain Highwind has stolen her away from him.
JARIITX - This is a fight for me and me alone. TALK - 23:17, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
I think mine is lame, but here goes.
Kain Highwind taught Superman how to JUMP over tall buildings in a single bounce.