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I got this idea from the SW community.
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I do not come out much, but this deserves it! I thought there were a bit too much direct quotes, but I still laughed. I would like to see more. | |||
LOL I like your humor Faeth... | |||
8bit BlackMage - Beyond the Sky TALK - Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you... um... ._.; - {{{time}}} | |||
Genius! | |||
Faethin strikes again! | |||
I find I like it a whole lot more when I change "Kain" to "Blue". =) | |||
Born from Darkness Talk · Contribs 01:51, 16 September 2008 (UTC) | |||
Epic, Fae, Epic. =D | |||
Krystal Tomlin - "When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in our way." TALK - 04:03, 16 September 2008 (UTC) - "Wouldn't wanna be you!" | |||
LOL! Now if we can compare Kain to Chuck Norris... | |||
Truly, truly hilarious.
EDIT - May I add one?
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Hexedmagica - Rathalos: World Tour/All Ass Sword TALK - My companions' feelings have been etched upon this body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One who matches the gods! CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN! {{{time}}} | |||
Hexed will add one before he goes on his wikibreak.
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Whoa! thats awesome! Anyone else can do the same with different characters? | |||
Krystal Tomlin - "When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in our way." TALK - Time to mosey! - "Wouldn't wanna be you!" | |||
I have a couple!
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Umm... I got one (?)
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Kain killed Yiazmat in one hit. :) --SCM 08:30, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Rocking Chair - She looks like the real thing, tastes like the real thing. My Fake Plastic Love TALK - {{{time}}} | |||
Very Chuck Norris like. I rekon all of these things would be better suited to Balthier though. | |||
Good one Rocking Chair, Balthier being anywhere near as awesome as Kain, what a jest! Anywho, the updated jokes are pretty good! Good job! | |||
Rocking Chair - She looks like the real thing, tastes like the real thing. My Fake Plastic Love TALK - {{{time}}} | |||
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Hexedmagica - Rathalos: World Tour/All Ass Sword TALK - My companions' feelings have been etched upon this body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One who matches the gods! CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN! {{{time}}} | |||
Rocking Chair, Kurt Cobain was over-rated. | |||
Rocking Chair - She looks like the real thing, tastes like the real thing. My Fake Plastic Love TALK - {{{time}}} | |||
Mate, I hate Kurt Cobain. The only 2 i hate more than him is John Lennon and The Jonas Brothers. Even I could start a band and play a few power chords and scream absolute rubbish. Better guitarist then Mark Knopfler my arse | |||
Krystal Tomlin - "When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in our way." TALK - Let's mosey! - "Wouldn't wanna be you!" | |||
I got a couple more!
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I think mine is lame, but here goes. Kain Highwind taught Superman how to JUMP over tall buildings in a single bounce. | |||
8bit BlackMage - Beyond the Sky TALK - Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you... um... ._.; - {{{time}}} | |||
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. All of the above lead to Kain Highwind. | |||
Crazyswordsman - Final Fantasy VI, because Drake says he wants to link to FF7 every day, which is bad because that game is so far inferior to FF6. TALK - 15:40, 28 September 2008 (UTC) | |||
Let's see:
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Kain Highwind once Jumped so high, he landed on himself.
..... Okay lemme try again. Kain Highwind did not lose Rosa to Cecil, he let him have her because he's too badass to be shackled to a wife. Sucker! | |||
The hole in the ozone layer gets bigger everytime Kain jumps. | |||
Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 09:09, 7 October 2008 (UTC) | |||
Kain Highwiind beat Bahamut by himself. No, I am not kidding, I did beat Bahamut with just Kain. | |||
"Kain Highwind" is not his real name, only the badass knows his real name. And... And, in the After he ismore badass with white armor and white hair, not that he isnt badass before (I have to say this or Kain will snap my neck by the second) | |||
Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 16:50, 9 October 2008 (UTC) | |||
Look behind you. If you see Kain, you're done for. Okay, that was bad. Here: I bet you ten bucks that Kain Highwind can kick your butt... Where's my ten bucks? | |||
Kain Highwind doesn't need magic. He just tells the enemy to catch on fire, and they'll do it! Kain Highwind destroyed the Phantom's homeworld for laughs. | |||
"God creates Earth in 7 days. Kain destroys it in 7 minutes" | |||
Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 14:29, 10 October 2008 (UTC) | |||
Kain Highwind can kill you ten times over without you noticing. When Sun Tzu said "He who strikes from the heavens is unstoppable," he meant Kain's jump. | |||
Hexedmagica - Rathalos: World Tour/All Ass Sword TALK - My companions' feelings have been etched upon this body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One who matches the gods! CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN! {{{time}}} | |||
God created the world in seven days. Kain did it in one. | |||
Your making Kain out to be a Final Fantasy Chuck Norris | |||
*gasp* Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Obvious is here!
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It's a little known fact that Walker was actually played by Kain Highwind for much of the series. Chuck Norris couldn't pull off a jumping stunt, and after seeing Kain in action as his stunt double, he took over the role. He was just too badass to be in the credits of a silly little TV show. | |||
Kain was meant to be Leonidas in 300, but he ends up killing the Persian army... For real! | |||
Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 12:36, 19 October 2008 (UTC) | |||
"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories. When one wants to scare the Joker, you tell him Kain Highwind stories. Then show the Blood-Stained Lance."-The Trickster | |||
Who would win in a fight involving Chuck Norris, Mr.T, and Kain Highwind | |||
Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 11:12, 22 October 2008 (UTC) | |||
It takes just one man to beat Zack Fair's record of "How Many Heavily Armed People Can You Kill by Yourself Before Dying." Not only did Kain Highwind kill the entire army, he survived without a scratch. Fake dragoons and other cosplayers want to be like Kain, but they always somehow land right on his pile that he calls "Brokeback Mountain." | |||
Zack Fair is tougher, I've seen him kill 1000 SOLIDERs with no help or potions. | |||
Someone's missing the joke.....
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Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 10:09, 23 October 2008 (UTC) | |||
I knew this would happen with my joke, so be that way: Kain is the real navigator of all the airships in FFIV. And steering wheel. And engine. Yes, he jumps THAT high. PS: I actually played through Crisis Core and saw Zack beat up a thousand infantrymen by himself without any form of curative magic or item, because Kain Highwind was playing him. PPS: But seriously now, I managed to do that. EDIT: Kain Highwind killed Black Mage. And everyone else. | |||
Magic pots give Kain elixirs. Then kain kills them. Aramis 01:39, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
- The reason why Kain Highwind isnt in Dissidia is to give everyone else a chance.
- Kain Highwind Has defeated every final boss and banged every female character in every single Final Fantasy-related game.
Kuja Tribal - "Spare me the lecture. Lives come and go all the time" TALK - Kuja Tribal 03:08, 17 December 2008 (UTC) | |||
Time passes faster in the Land of Summons because they are trying to run away from Kain Highwind. | |||
Auron drinks to forget Kain Highwind. Aramis 02:38, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
Deadlyslashsword - +It takes disaster to learn a lesson, but you're going to make it through the darkest nights+ TALK - {{{time}}} - Some people betray and cause treason...we're gonna make everything alright. | |||
Awesome. It used to be that I didn't like Kain that much, but after reading all this, I absolutely abhor him. Thanks guys. | |||
SilverSummoner - Believe it or not, I've been stalking your talk page all these times... O_O Liek srsly TALK - {{{time}}} | |||
nice! and they're really funny too.... :D I got one here: You're-going-to-fear-Kain-Higwind... You're-going-to-fear-Kain-Higwind... | |||
NEOGANONDORFF- Guns don't kill people- Kain highwind does.
Ha! ur right(by the way who keeps delteting my Text becuase I'm REALLY REALLY ANGREY!!!!!=>
- Kain means murder in Japanesese
- I don't understand why Kain deos'nt crush cecil like the the pretty boy he is and take Rosa for himself
- Why did the chicken cross the road, to get away from kain Highwind(They were'nt very good but anyhow)(86.3.153.73 17:01, 26 March 2009 (UTC))
NEOGANONDORFF- R.E the above- Wheres your username dude and in what country do they speak japanesese? I got another one for you; The only reason Garland went back 2000 years into the past was because he knew Kain would be appearing in three games time and just didn't want to risk it.
Cid invented airships....Kain invented fear!!
Sora killed 1000 heartless kain kiled them all!!!
hey u know that picture at the top the one of kain well he's only there becuz he's flirting with Terra yeah Rosa was nice and all but she's married so kain decided to move on.(86.3.153.73 17:05, 26 March 2009 (UTC))
Come one, this thread is just too funny to let die. Exdeath64 20:55, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
NEOGANONDORFF- I got one for you!! Kain Highwind does not approve of pretending to be dead.
Kefka did not poison any river, Kain Highwind just took a leak in it. Exdeath64 02:08, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
SilverDragon28 - If you can't see a ninja, it's already too late. TALK - 20:56, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Veni, vidi, vici. | |||
The dinosaurs didn't go extinct because of a meteor, Kain Highwind just found a time machine. | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - {{{time}}} The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
How about "Don't fear the Reaper, fear Kain Highwind?" | |||
Kain Highwind does not know something of cages, cages know something of Kain Highwind Exdeath64 02:40, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
It took Lavos over a million years to screw up the planet, it took Kain Highwind five minutes Exdeath64 02:59, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - {{{time}}} The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
Kain Highwind understands the plot of Chrono Cross. | |||
In America, Kain Highwind spears you, in Soviet Russia...Kain Highwind spears you. Exdeath64 02:07, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Vegeta: "It's over 9000!!!" He was refering to Kain. The only reason why Captain Falcon learned the Falcon Punch is because the Kain Highwind Punch is already taken. | |||
Human cloning is illegal because if Kain Highwind were to be cloned, the universe would explode under the pressure of containing 2 of him | |||
A wizard is never late or early, but arrives precisely when he means too. Kain Highwind's appears at all three simultaneously, beat that Gandalf.
Kain Highwind can suplex a train, and Kaizer Dragon, at the same time Exdeath64 04:58, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Kain Highwind kicks unholy amounts of butt as a Dragon. Now imagine him as a Ninja. Now imagine him having both Job Classes. (The thought of it can and will overload your brain, resulting in permanent mental disorders.) | |||
OMG kain as a ninja would be so cool!(86.3.153.73 17:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC))
you know when we run out of facts we should make another fourm like this but with a differant character!(86.3.153.73 18:14, 21 April 2009 (UTC))
1stclasswarrior - Meus vita , meus diligo , meus lily of sanctimonia... TALK - 18:45, 21 April 2009 (UTC) | |||
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SilverDragon28 - All your weapons are belong to Firion. TALK - 19:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Veni, vidi, vici. | |||
About the Kain as a Dragoon/Ninja | |||
1stclasswarrior - Meus vita , meus diligo , meus lily of sanctimonia... TALK - 19:45, 21 April 2009 (UTC) | |||
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kain is Santa he puts a fake beard on and jumps across the world(86.3.153.73 19:53, 21 April 2009 (UTC))