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		FëasindëTalk "Burn the land, boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." 22:29, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
		I got this idea from the SW community. Kain Highwind is allergic to Potions. Not that it's ever come up. Kain Highwind jumped over the Cultists' Tower once, while having a little obstacle race. Kain Highwind knows something of cages. When Zidane gets mad, he turns into his Trance form. When he gets really mad he turns into Kain Highwind. Last year, Kain got bored and decided to do some random encounters. The result: FFXII has no random encounters. Mind-controlled? Kain was only trying to bone Rosa! And the real reason Ultimecia was trying to compress time was to finally do more than "play" Rosa. Kain Highwind has a higher edit count than any user here. You better believe it or else. The reaper is always just a step behind Kain Highwind... Kain Highwind knocked you all down. You need helluva lot more than balls of steel to challenge Kain Highwind. Kain Highwind's got Rydia whipped. Antlions are quite tame. If you're Kain Highwind. "You should not have come here. In the name of all dragonkind, I shall grant you the death you desire. I am the dealer of destruction...I am the font from which fear springs... I am Kain Highw- er,I am Kaiser...And your time is at end." Aeris, Aerith, it doesn't matter. Kain does them both. Teamwork means staying out of Kain Highwind's way. "BADASS" -Fujin, on Kain Highwind. Kain Highwind will shatter your delusions of grandeur. And your caps. And your shins. Kain Highwind could've stopped Odin and Bahamut himself, but he was too busy rebuilding Burmecia by hand. "World very simple place. World only have two things: things Kain can kill and things Kain already killed." Kain Highwind once killed a hundred knights single-handedly, while at the same time having the eggs and bacon Beatrix made for him for breakfast. Kain Highwind is the trouble maker, after all. Kain Highwind is the leading man. Curiosity didn't kill Cait Sith. Kain did. Each time Sephiroth calls for his mommy it's because he feels Kain Highwind is near. Sephiroth was really trying to summon Kain Highwind, but all he got was Meteor. A wizard didn't do it. Kain did. There is no justice, there's only Kain Kain does unto others as he does unto thee. Kain Highwind IS WATCHING BIG BROTHER. Kain Highwind can toss a dwarf. The Ancients are all but extinct because Kain was originally going to make a cameo in FFVII... You don't need a reason to fear Kain Highwind. Kain Highwind once met a Ronso. He put a collar around its neck and took it for a walk. The only thing that can defeat Kain Highwind is a clone of himself armed with a blitzball. What? blitzballs r teh awesome lolololol!!!11 This guy are sick because he mess with Kain Highwind. Kain Highwind killed Solar Plexus. Kain Highwind divided by zero and got the answer right. Kain Highwind can STILL kick your ass. NEW! Kain Highwind can play KURAYAMINOKUMO's guitar solo. With one hand. NEW! Whenever they meet him, Tonberries slowly walk away from Kain Highwind. NEW! Kain Highwind discovered Lemurés while on a hiking trip. NEW! "Calamity from the Skies" is the name the Cetra gave to K-A-I-N-H-I-G-H-W-I-N-D. NEW! Kain Highwind doesn't need to speak Beaver. They better know what he wants. NEW! A bunch of Midgar Zoloms decided one day they'd had ENOUGH with Kain Highwind. The result: Bone Village. NEW! Each time Kain Highwind sneezes, a Lunar Cry occurs. NEW! Kain Highwind reached the Emperor's castle with one jump. Hot air balloons are for sissies. NEW! The Phantoms got Kain pissed one day. Fortunately for them, he was in a good mood and settled with "messing up" their planet. NEW! A white mage cast Haste on Kain once. He then did her before she had even begun. NEW! Kain Highwind made the Armoire of Invincibility. NEW! Quistis doesn't want Kain to say anything. She just wants him to get horizontal.

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		Otherarrow - This is a Dragon. TALK - {{{time}}}
		I do not come out much, but this deserves it! I thought there were a bit too much direct quotes, but I still laughed. I would like to see more.

		Chocolancer - あぁもうホントに妬ましい…　汚らわしい… 疎ましい…　いやらしい…　鬱陶しい…: TALK - {{{time}}}///CL-528
		LOL I like your humor Faeth...

		8bit BlackMage - Beyond the Sky TALK - Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you... um... ._.; - {{{time}}}
		Genius!

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		Muchomas35 - "I am the agent of Death" - Ergo Proxy TALK - {{{time}}}
		Faethin strikes again!

		BlueHighwind Q? TALK - So if you care to find me, look to the Western Sky!ツ:
		I find I like it a whole lot more when I change "Kain" to "Blue". =)

		Born from Darkness Talk · Contribs 01:51, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
		Epic, Fae, Epic. =D

		Krystal Tomlin - "When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in our way." TALK - 04:03, 16 September 2008 (UTC) - "Wouldn't wanna be you!"
		LOL! Now if we can compare Kain to Chuck Norris...

		DrakeyC - Crossing the distant night...Wandering the desert sea...The gods' voices are mirages... TALK - 04:21, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
		Truly, truly hilarious. EDIT - May I add one? The Statues didn't create magic, Kain did.

		Hexedmagica - Rathalos: World Tour/All Ass Sword TALK - My companions' feelings have been etched upon this body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One who matches the gods! CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN! {{{time}}}
		Hexed will add one before he goes on his wikibreak. Every other Dragoon seeks to be like Kain, yet upon seeing the real thing are instantly flayed by the badassery.

		Blykus TALK - 05:46, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
		A tip of the hat, Fae. You've made me grin once again!

		Leon5550 - Procede. Fac mevm diem, pvnc. TALK - {{{time}}}
		Whoa! thats awesome! Anyone else can do the same with different characters?

		Krystal Tomlin - "When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in our way." TALK - Time to mosey! - "Wouldn't wanna be you!"
		I have a couple! When Kain is doing push ups, he's not pushing himself up...he's pushing the earth down! Kain does not cook, because he thinks revenge is best served cold!

		Leon5550 - Procede. Fac mevm diem, pvnc. TALK - {{{time}}}
		Umm... I got one (?) Kain is so badass this list only works on him.

Kain killed Yiazmat in one hit. :) --SCM 08:30, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

		Rocking Chair - She looks like the real thing, tastes like the real thing. My Fake Plastic Love TALK - {{{time}}}
		Very Chuck Norris like. I rekon all of these things would be better suited to Balthier though.

		Otherarrow - This is a Dragon. TALK - {{{time}}}
		Good one Rocking Chair, Balthier being anywhere near as awesome as Kain, what a jest! Anywho, the updated jokes are pretty good! Good job!

		Rocking Chair - She looks like the real thing, tastes like the real thing. My Fake Plastic Love TALK - {{{time}}}
		Kain was going to make a guest appearence in Dissidia as a piece of toilet paper but he wouldn't take shit from anyone Kurt Cobain killed himself when he heard Kain knocking on his door

		Hexedmagica - Rathalos: World Tour/All Ass Sword TALK - My companions' feelings have been etched upon this body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One who matches the gods! CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN! {{{time}}}
		Rocking Chair, Kurt Cobain was over-rated.

		Rocking Chair - She looks like the real thing, tastes like the real thing. My Fake Plastic Love TALK - {{{time}}}
		Mate, I hate Kurt Cobain. The only 2 i hate more than him is John Lennon and The Jonas Brothers. Even I could start a band and play a few power chords and scream absolute rubbish. Better guitarist then Mark Knopfler my arse

		Krystal Tomlin - "When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in our way." TALK - Let's mosey! - "Wouldn't wanna be you!"
		I got a couple more! Kain Highwind is never late nor is he early...he arrives precisely when he means to. If Kain ever tried out for SOLDIER, he will make it. Period. Everyone tried to be like Kain Highwind. They only got their butt whooped by Kain Highwind. Squall became a lone wolf not because Ellone left him, but because Kain Highwind has stolen her away from him.

		JARIITX - This is a fight for me and me alone. TALK - 23:17, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
		I think mine is lame, but here goes. Kain Highwind taught Superman how to JUMP over tall buildings in a single bounce.

		8bit BlackMage - Beyond the Sky TALK - Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you... um... ._.; - {{{time}}}
		Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. All of the above lead to Kain Highwind.

		Crazyswordsman - Final Fantasy VI, because Drake says he wants to link to FF7 every day, which is bad because that game is so far inferior to FF6. TALK - 15:40, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
		Let's see: Kain was the Fayth for Yuna's Final Aeon. This is why Sin isn't coming back. Titan didn't cause the avalanche in Mist. Kain did when he landed from his Jump on Rydia. The Ragtime Mouse asked Kain a question. He attacked the Ragtime mouse and was correct. Kain once solved the puzzles in the Temple of the Ancients, and when the Temple got smaller and smaller, it eventually crumbled around him. Kain called Locke a thief, and then ripped Locke's lungs out.

		DrakeyC - Crossing the distant night...Wandering the desert sea...The gods' voices are mirages... TALK - 15:57, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
		Kain Highwind once Jumped so high, he landed on himself. ..... Okay lemme try again. Kain Highwind did not lose Rosa to Cecil, he let him have her because he's too badass to be shackled to a wife. Sucker!

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		Muchomas35 - "I am the agent of Death" - Ergo Proxy TALK - {{{time}}}
		The hole in the ozone layer gets bigger everytime Kain jumps.

		Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 09:09, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
		Kain Highwiind beat Bahamut by himself. No, I am not kidding, I did beat Bahamut with just Kain.

		Leon5550 - Procede. Fac mevm diem, pvnc. TALK - {{{time}}}
		"Kain Highwind" is not his real name, only the badass knows his real name. And... And, in the After he ismore badass with white armor and white hair, not that he isnt badass before (I have to say this or Kain will snap my neck by the second)

		Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 16:50, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
		Look behind you. If you see Kain, you're done for. Okay, that was bad. Here: I bet you ten bucks that Kain Highwind can kick your butt... Where's my ten bucks?

		Vestras - "Always towards the Horizon" TALK - midterms
		Kain Highwind doesn't need magic. He just tells the enemy to catch on fire, and they'll do it! Kain Highwind destroyed the Phantom's homeworld for laughs. Kain Highwind was the real cause of the War of the Magi. He just let them take the credit because he didn't need it. Kain Highwind once punched a wizard. That's right, you heard me. Kain Highwind Is suing to get his Legacy and dead brother back.

		Leon5550 - Procede. Fac mevm diem, pvnc. TALK - {{{time}}}
		"God creates Earth in 7 days. Kain destroys it in 7 minutes"

		Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 14:29, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
		Kain Highwind can kill you ten times over without you noticing. When Sun Tzu said "He who strikes from the heavens is unstoppable," he meant Kain's jump.

		Hexedmagica - Rathalos: World Tour/All Ass Sword TALK - My companions' feelings have been etched upon this body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One who matches the gods! CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN! {{{time}}}
		God created the world in seven days. Kain did it in one.

		Blackheart1991 - it is morphing time! TALK - {{{time}}}
		Your making Kain out to be a Final Fantasy Chuck Norris

		DrakeyC - Crossing the distant night...Wandering the desert sea...The gods' voices are mirages... TALK - 15:22, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
		*gasp* Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Obvious is here!

		Dazuro - Professor to Kitchen: The Joan Rivers Story TALK - {{{time}}}
		It's a little known fact that Walker was actually played by Kain Highwind for much of the series. Chuck Norris couldn't pull off a jumping stunt, and after seeing Kain in action as his stunt double, he took over the role. He was just too badass to be in the credits of a silly little TV show.

		Leon5550 - Procede. Fac mevm diem, pvnc. TALK - {{{time}}}
		Kain was meant to be Leonidas in 300, but he ends up killing the Persian army... For real!

		Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 12:36, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
		"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories. When one wants to scare the Joker, you tell him Kain Highwind stories. Then show the Blood-Stained Lance."-The Trickster

		Blackheart1991 - it is morphing time! TALK - {{{time}}}
		Who would win in a fight involving Chuck Norris, Mr.T, and Kain Highwind

		Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 11:12, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
		It takes just one man to beat Zack Fair's record of "How Many Heavily Armed People Can You Kill by Yourself Before Dying." Not only did Kain Highwind kill the entire army, he survived without a scratch. Fake dragoons and other cosplayers want to be like Kain, but they always somehow land right on his pile that he calls "Brokeback Mountain."

		Blackheart1991 - it is morphing time! TALK - {{{time}}}
		Zack Fair is tougher, I've seen him kill 1000 SOLIDERs with no help or potions.

		DrakeyC - Crossing the distant night...Wandering the desert sea...The gods' voices are mirages... TALK - 15:16, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
		Someone's missing the joke.....

		Sora G. Strife - Everything written is meant to be read. Everything read is meant to be known. Everything known is meant to be understood. Everything understood is meant to be acted upon. TALK - 10:09, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
		I knew this would happen with my joke, so be that way: Kain is the real navigator of all the airships in FFIV. And steering wheel. And engine. Yes, he jumps THAT high. PS: I actually played through Crisis Core and saw Zack beat up a thousand infantrymen by himself without any form of curative magic or item, because Kain Highwind was playing him. PPS: But seriously now, I managed to do that. EDIT: Kain Highwind killed Black Mage. And everyone else.

Magic pots give Kain elixirs. Then kain kills them. Aramis 01:39, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

• The reason why Kain Highwind isnt in Dissidia is to give everyone else a chance.
• Kain Highwind Has defeated every final boss and banged every female character in every single Final Fantasy-related game.

		Kuja Tribal - "Spare me the lecture. Lives come and go all the time" TALK - Kuja Tribal 03:08, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
		Time passes faster in the Land of Summons because they are trying to run away from Kain Highwind.

Auron drinks to forget Kain Highwind. Aramis 02:38, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

		Deadlyslashsword - +It takes disaster to learn a lesson, but you're going to make it through the darkest nights+ TALK - {{{time}}} - Some people betray and cause treason...we're gonna make everything alright.
		Awesome. It used to be that I didn't like Kain that much, but after reading all this, I absolutely abhor him. Thanks guys.

		SilverSummoner - Believe it or not, I've been stalking your talk page all these times... O_O Liek srsly TALK - {{{time}}}
		nice! and they're really funny too.... :D I got one here: You're-going-to-fear-Kain-Higwind... You're-going-to-fear-Kain-Higwind...

NEOGANONDORFF- Guns don't kill people- Kain highwind does.

Ha! ur right(by the way who keeps delteting my Text becuase I'm REALLY REALLY ANGREY!!!!!=>

• Kain means murder in Japanesese
• I don't understand why Kain deos'nt crush cecil like the the pretty boy he is and take Rosa for himself
• Why did the chicken cross the road, to get away from kain Highwind(They were'nt very good but anyhow)(86.3.153.73 17:01, 26 March 2009 (UTC))

NEOGANONDORFF- R.E the above- Wheres your username dude and in what country do they speak japanesese? I got another one for you; The only reason Garland went back 2000 years into the past was because he knew Kain would be appearing in three games time and just didn't want to risk it.

Cid invented airships....Kain invented fear!!

Sora killed 1000 heartless kain kiled them all!!! hey u know that picture at the top the one of kain well he's only there becuz he's flirting with Terra yeah Rosa was nice and all but she's married so kain decided to move on.(86.3.153.73 17:05, 26 March 2009 (UTC))

Come one, this thread is just too funny to let die. Exdeath64 20:55, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

NEOGANONDORFF- I got one for you!! Kain Highwind does not approve of pretending to be dead.

Kefka did not poison any river, Kain Highwind just took a leak in it. Exdeath64 02:08, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

		SilverDragon28 - "A hero doesn't need a plan." TALK - 20:56, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Veni, vidi, vici.
		The dinosaurs didn't go extinct because of a meteor, Kain Highwind just found a time machine.

		DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - {{{time}}} The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother?
		How about "Don't fear the Reaper, fear Kain Highwind?"

Kain Highwind does not know something of cages, cages know something of Kain Highwind Exdeath64 02:40, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

It took Lavos over a million years to screw up the planet, it took Kain Highwind five minutes Exdeath64 02:59, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

		DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - {{{time}}} The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother?
		Kain Highwind understands the plot of Chrono Cross.

In America, Kain Highwind spears you, in Soviet Russia...Kain Highwind spears you. Exdeath64 02:07, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

		Pikmin Master - No matter my strength, I will still be loyal! TALK - {{{time}}}
		Vegeta: "It's over 9000!!!" He was refering to Kain. The only reason why Captain Falcon learned the Falcon Punch is because the Kain Highwind Punch is already taken.

		Gyromite - "A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives when he means to." TALK - It is 19:29, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
		Human cloning is illegal because if Kain Highwind were to be cloned, the universe would explode under the pressure of containing 2 of him

A wizard is never late or early, but arrives precisely when he means too. Kain Highwind's appears at all three simultaneously, beat that Gandalf.

Kain Highwind can suplex a train, and Kaizer Dragon, at the same time Exdeath64 04:58, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

		Pikmin Master - No matter my strength, I will still be loyal! TALK - {{{time}}}
		Kain Highwind kicks unholy amounts of butt as a Dragon. Now imagine him as a Ninja. Now imagine him having both Job Classes. (The thought of it can and will overload your brain, resulting in permanent mental disorders.)

OMG kain as a ninja would be so cool!(86.3.153.73 17:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC))

you know when we run out of facts we should make another fourm like this but with a differant character!(86.3.153.73 18:14, 21 April 2009 (UTC))

		1stclasswarrior - Meus vita , meus diligo , meus lily of sanctimonia... TALK - 18:45, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
		The Bahamut didn't fall because of the war, Kain Highwind just Jumped on it.

		SilverDragon28 - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. TALK - 19:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Veni, vidi, vici.
		About the Kain as a Dragoon/Ninja <--------- I'm already waaaaaay ahead of you.

		1stclasswarrior - Meus vita , meus diligo , meus lily of sanctimonia... TALK - 19:45, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
		Final Fantasy is still popular because Kain Highwind is in the series.

kain is Santa he puts a fake beard on and jumps across the world(86.3.153.73 19:53, 21 April 2009 (UTC))

		Armageddon11 - Sind Sie das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger! TALK - 20:17, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
		The Force is not strong in Kain Highwind, Kain Highwind is the Force!

		Armageddon11 - Sind Sie das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger! TALK - 20:21, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
		If at first you don't succeed, try to imitate Kain Highwind.

		1stclasswarrior - Meus vita , meus diligo , meus lily of sanctimonia... TALK - 20:24, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
		Kain Highwind does not cosplay. People Cosplay Kain Highwind