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You like FF WAY too much if...

...You find an synonym for Final Fantasy and arrange the letters to form a synonym.
...You think that if you wait a long time you will be able to do a Full ATB Skill
...You think stones can teleport you
...You found a black ball and say "Hey i found the Black Materia, Where's Sephiroth!!!!"
...You got Final Fantasy XIII wallpaper on your desktop and on Google Chrome
...You beat Feral Chaos (Lv.130) only by using Exdeath and Gabranth at Lv.1
...You bought 10 copies of FFVII for the fun of it
...You think the end of the world in 2012 will not happen as long as you face and defeat Sephiroth in FFVII
...You believe walls want to kill you
...You think in American Idol, one of the singers will sing any Final Fantasy Music
...You think that any female American Idol is Lenne is disguise
...You think that every horse is Slepnir
...You believe paintings can become demons
...You wait for someone to hit you so that you can hit them back
...You believe Mognet is real in Dissidia they are sending them to you
...You think that if you hold an egg it will give you lots of experience in life
...You think time travel is real
...You plan what you are going to do on any Final Fantasy game for tomorrow or the day after that etc.
...You dream that a monstrous whale is destroying the world and you accompany a summoner to defeat it
...You believe that Vegnagun lies beneath us
...You change your computer password to a Final Fantasy term.
...You think that if you use enough gel, you can get your hair to look like Cloud's.
...You scream when anybody says Aeris instead of Aerith (or vice versa).
...You make a list called "How to tell you like FF WAY too much".
...Your wet dreams involve Sephiroth.
...Your wet dreams involve Tifa.
...Your wet dreams involve Tifa and Sephiroth simultaneously.
...You've actually played the Final Fantasy games before VII... after you beat VII 10 times, of course.
...You know more about the history of Ivalice than the history of your own country.
...You're called a Tifaboy.
...You are a self-proclaimed Tifaboy.
...You argue over whose are larger, Tifa's or Lulu's?
...You argue over whose is bigger, Cloud's or Sephiroth's? And we're not talking -just- about sword sizes here.
...You can argue with a straight face that Advent Children was a good movie.
...You enjoy ALL the Final Fantasy VII spin-offs.
...You think Auron and Rikku would make a great couple.
...You can speak Al-Bhed fluently.
...You write romantic fanfic for Final Fantasy XII.
...You have posters of Tifa all over your wall.
...You bawled when Aeris died.
...You say your marble collection is a bag of Materia.
...You hold your arm in your sleeve and wear sunglasses.
...You call your money Gil.
...You write too many fanfics about Final Fantasy love triangles.
...You have a iPod full of FF tracks.
...You have every Final Fantasy game in existence (and this doesn't mean just the main series!)
...You only play FF related games, and shun all others.
...You name your pets after FF summonings.
...You can sing the lyrics One-Winged Angel in six different languages (including Al Bhed).
...You actually give a damn about the Cloud/Aeris/Tifa thing.
...You own all Final Fantasy merchandise in existence.
...You criticize anything fan-made about Final Fantasy.
...You think Tifa and her boobs are real.
...You cry every time you hear the Aria di Mezzo Carattere.
...You walk or run like a FF character.
...You cry in every death scene other than Aeris'.
...You go to FF conventions.
...You try to develop a gunblade.
...You argue on talk pages about the differences between Orators and Mediators.
...You have a life-size picture of Tifa.
...You have a body pillow of Tifa (you perv).
...Your whole family has beaten the final boss of at least 3 Final Fantasies.
...You edit this wiki regularly.
...You use Balthier's quotes as pick-up lines.
...(worse yet) You don't know what a pick-up line is.
...You use "Spoony Bard" as an insult on a regular basis.
...You think Paladin Cecil looks better than Dark Knight Cecil Or visa versa.
...You enjoyed Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.
...You have attempted to get someone to fear you by saying "I will knock you all down!"
...You think you gain money and get stronger by killing animals.
...You think that if you are knocked out, the only thing that can revive you is a Phoenix Down.
...You cosplay as FF characters.
...You cosplay... period.
...You cannot tell the difference between a natural phenomenon called a "cloud" and Cloud Strife.
...You don't wear shirts or accessories that aren't licensed.
...You think you're the descendant of the Dynast King.
...You yell out Blizzard when you throw ice shards at someone.
...You dress like Cloud for Halloween.
...You tell your mom you have Geostigma, so you can't go to school.
...You use the line "It's time we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!" as pep talk.
...You think girls have naturally green or pink hair.
...You get at least half of these.
...You have done at least 3-5 of these.
...You think people can lift swords the size of small cars... if they train hard enough, of course.
...You hum Terra's theme to your baby to get them to go sleep rather than a traditional lullaby.
...You think that the story of the Star Wars movies is stolen from FFXII.
...You call your cat by twirling a rod and saying: "I summon you, Lelo."
...You think robes are sexy.
...Your ring tone is One-Winged Angel.
...You named your kid "Squall" or "Cid".
...This offends you on a personal level.
...You hum the Victory Fanfare when you win a school fight... that is if you ever win a school fight. Or achieve anything for that matter.
...You believe that if you're wearing something red, you won't be damaged by fire.
...You think you hear the Crystal Theme in a fast food commercial. No offense to a certain blue user.
...You get easily offended if someone insults Kefka or Sephiroth.
...You ask a rock whether or not you can restore the light.
...You think being a thief is not only legal, but a good thing to do.
...You believed that Spirits Within is related to Final Fantasy someway, somehow.
...You think Aki is hot.
...You think that if someone hits you, you can learn how to hit them back in an identical manner.
...You think boxing would be more fun if the boxers take turns.
...You've scream for a Phoenix Down when you fail in Rock Band and can still be saved.
...You've accidentally called Phoenix Wright, Phoenix Down... on multiple occasions.
...You beat Final Fantasy VI without using the Vanish-Doom bug.
...You have an FFVI game with characters that know every single spell.
...You think if you get shot, all it will do is take down a few HP points.
...You can only count using Roman numerals.
...You argue about how Kingdom Hearts is a Final Fantasy spin-off.
...On Career day, you say you want to be a Fighter.
...You can say Vivi's last name without messing it up or getting confused at least once.
...You can pronounce any other character's last name without messing it up or getting confused at least once.
...You've read any Final Fantasy hentai.
...You've downloaded any Final Fantasy hentai.
...You make Final Fantasy hentai! (Shit!)
...You make Final Fantasy hentai... Involving Red XIII! (Double shit!)
...You make Final Fantasy hentai... Involving Red XIII AND Kimahri! (Triple f**king shit!)
...You hum Battle on the Big Bridge every time you cross a bridge.
...You're still reading this list. Come on, man! Its a lovely day outside! What are you doing?
...You edited this list!
...You think that once you die, you can remain in the world longer as a ghost.
...You have made a script for FFXXX (if you know what I mean).
...You think Star Wars named Biggs and Wedge after FF characters.
...You think Yuffie is a ninja.
...You think if you sell rocks and snake skins to a shop, you'll get a big-ass yellow sword.
...You wonder why chickens are so small and say...whatever the hell chickens say, instead of "kweh".
...You wonder what the conversion rate is between Gil and and you nation's currency.
...You yell "DOINK!" every time a knife you are holding comes in contact with another, unfortunate person.
...You cried at the end of Final Fantasy X.
...for three hours afterwards with your cousins.
...You know how to properly say the names of all the FFVI charecters.
...You spend $50 dollars to buy a Final Fantasy soundtrack that's imported from Japan.
...You wonder why planes need wings. Airships don't, and they fly just fine.
...You keep wanting a FF Lego set.
...You want a FF Lego video game even more.
...You've thought up an acronym for "Gabranth".
...You can quote most or all of the games word for word.
...Your solution to temporary boredom with an FF game is just to play another FF game instead.
...You have ever tried to imitate Kefka's laugh.
...You make AMVs using Final Fantasy video clips and music.
...You finish a FF game within three days of its release...in Japan.
...You hum the Victory Fanfare whenever you accomplish something.
...You named one of your pets (or several, or all of them) after a Final Fantasy character.
...You want to name/have named your child (or several, or all of them) after a Final Fantasy character.
...You have attempted to use your dog as a rocket launcher, aka Rinoa.
...You think that to hold something in each hand, you must train like a ninja.
...You don't realize that this page is NOT a description of you.
...You can say with a straight face and without a hint of irony that you like random battles and turn-based combat, and do not think at all that they were never anything more then short-cuts created in the 80s due to technological limitations that Square kept around for decades out of inexcusable laziness and fear of losing fanboys.
...You often say "kupo" when not supposed to.
...You can play Prelude...with your eyes closed.
...You have Rasler in your Sky Pirate's Den.
...You have completed your Sky Pirate's Den.
...You call your living room "The Sky Pirate's Den".
...You understood the above three jokes without clicking on the links.
...You use Final Fantasy terms in other games no matter what. (e.g. using Blizzard to name an ice spell.)
...You claim to follow the religion of Yevon.
...You claim to follow the Cult of Kefka.
...Give money to random people in hopes that they will chop your enemies in half.
...Attempt to bring dead people back to life with feathers.
...Cloud Strife comes to your mind every time you listen to Cyanide by Metallica... The crying, weeping, shedding strife... year after year life after life...
...You get two daggers or a thief sword,attach a tail to you and go around asking people if they have seen your Dagger.
...You kicked your TV when you saw Seifer cut Squall's face in the intro of FFVIII.
...You kick your TV every time you see Seifer in FFVIII, or... Kingdom Hearts?
...You kiss your favorite character when s/he appears on the screen.
...You say "You don't need a reason to help people." when you help someone that's been beaten up and has been a jerk to you.
...You replace other boss music with your favorite Final Fantasy Boss music.
...Someone dresses up as an evil black mage and mistakes you for a princess.
...You see a messenger that looks evil,and it makes you think of a theme you know....
...When someone nags at you, you talk in your mind and when the nagger asks were you listening, you say "Whatever."
...You call a tree an Exdeath
...You start punching the air when standing still.
...When your girlfriend falls asleep you carry her on your back across a bridge while talking to yourself (and humming Eyes On Me of course).
...You start to get dizzy and sleepy, so you think it's time to switch Junctions to a new character. What else could it mean?
...You call your school a Garden.
...When you graduate you silently acknowledge yourself as a member of SeeD.
...You think Hillary Clinton is a sorceress.
...You style your hair after a character less popular than Cloud.
...You style your hair after an FF character...period.
...You go on a trip to a big city and secretly imagine you are in Esthar.
...You think that everything has HP
...You hum the Chocobo Theme every time you see a bird
...When you get in a fight and think it is turn based
...When you imagine any show into an RPG
...When you describe any character with a job class
...You instantly imagine a battle scene when listening to any lyricless music
...You believe that onions are nasty but taste better when they level up
...You believe that you can suplex a train
...You know that Vivi is the most adorable character in the whole series.
...You think that when you are in a casino,and someone was bluffing,you think that they are much younger then you think they are.
...You actually have a bumper sticker on your car that reads, "My other ride is a Chocobo".
...You have any Final Fantasy XII summon glyph tattooed on your body.
...You can pronounce the Final Fantasy XII summon names
...You dress up as a monster in Final Fantasy for Halloween.
...You think that everyone who has a gun is obsessed with Barret.
...You play Final Fantasy every day.
...You try to ride on your birds back and hope that it will take you places without having to encounter enemies.
...You think that when you wear a pointy hat, you're a Black Mage.
...You've had two boys and a girl, named the boys Cecil and Kain, the girl Rosa, and the boys fight over her.
...You think your Mother came to this planet after a long journey.
...You got Umaro to level 99 and soloed the Soul Shrine with him.
...You think you can gain levels from killing bugs.
...You think soft drinks are potions.
...You refer to the leader of your country as Emperor Gestahl.
...You attempted to cross the Pacific ocean on a poorly built raft.
...You plug earphones in and play the world map theme every time you travel on foot.
...You think airships exist.
...You think a psychotic clown will ruin the world and become a god.
...You think that if you can kill enough bugs, you'll learn the spell "Flare", if you manage to kill Deathgaze and obtain Bahamut, of course.
...You think that Final Fantasy is real life and that real life is a game.
...You reply "Whatever..." or "Not Interested" to at least half of what people say.
...You got smacked in the face by a monk.
...You think that when you fight bandits and criminals, you get exp points
...You think that all natural events are caused by you.
...You think the Big Bang was caused by a Lunarian
...You think the Big Bang is Zeromus's ultimate attack, and not a natural occurrence
...You finished Inward Chaos with Exdeath...
...You ask people their Zodiac signs, then tell them what Job Class they are.
...You can play at least 5 Final Fantasy songs on piano/keyboard.
...You know all the lyrics for all Final Fantasy songs(that have lyrics) in both English and Japanese.
...You spend most of your free time bitching about the franchise.
...You have every Final Fantasy movie/anime/whatever on DVD (and Blu-ray for Advent Children Complete)
...You bought a console only so you could play the Final Fantasy for it
...You know the voice actor of every character in the series (by heart).
...You've filed a divorce with your "other" because they didn't look or act like this guy or this girl
...You've quit your job so you have more time to play Final Fantasy
...You're editing this list even though you "have more important things to do." Please. What's more important than this?
...You buy flowers for someone and claim they're from Aerith or Aerith's Church.
...You receive flowers from someone and ask if they're from Aerith or Aerith's Church.
...You see a fan-made Buster Sword and start crying.
...You think you can weaken a whale if everyone in the world sing the hymn of the Fayth.
...You think you can summon Sephiroth if everyone in the world sing One-Winged Angel at once.
...You've singed One-Winged Angel at least once since you began reading this list.
...You go to a circus expecting to see Kefka,and hates hates hates hates(x50)when you don't!
...When you see someone sad you tell to then:"Stop pretending you're sad."
...You think that eating bread can make your eyesight more better.
...When you think a cactus can move.
...When you open a thick book from the library and feel sad because you realised that that was not the Grimoire.
...When you pick a wooden branch on the ground and do some sword moves... left-handed because the sword is Sephiroth's Masamune.
...When you show off those moves to another FF fan.
...When, on a hiking trip, you actively search for a branch to exercise your swordplay.
...When you do that often enough that it doesn't look weird even if it takes three reasons on this list.
...When one of your goals in life was/is to play every game from the main series.
...When you look at a clock (in Roman numerals, of course) and think about all the FFs from I to XII.
...When FFWiki is one of your home pages when opening Internet.
...You cried when Zack Fair died.
...You REALLY cried (like a little girl) when Zack Fair died.
...When you look around to find more reasons, and they pop up everywhere.
...You think about something or other about the series while walking to school.
...You have One-Winged Angel stuck into your head during your English class.
...And your math class.
...And your other classes.
...You draw Final Fantasy characters in your notebooks.
...You intend to buy the Cloud Strife cologne (there must be some).
...You can not only sing OWA, but can also recite LOVELESS.
...Because you like Genesis.
...You played Dissidia at least 100 days straight.
...All your Dissidia characters are level 100.
...You bring your PSP at school to play Dissidia.
...You think this list is too short
...You send an engineer to battle, after all they can use tools.
...You think that if you become a monk, you will be trained in bare-fist fighting
...You've made a Final Fantasy Spin- off.
...You bought ALL of the Final Fantasy Trading Arts Action Figures.
...You've built a full- sized replica of Squall's Gunblade
...You've built a snowman that is eerily identical in appearance to Seifer.
...You slice the above snowman's head off with your replica Gunblade.
...You realized what you have done, then try to revive the snowman with some Dove feathers spray-painted red.
...You didn't realize that the above wouldn't work!
...Your overwhelming belief in FF physics made the above work.
...You've built a model of any city in the FF series.
...You believe that putting Selphie in charge of a missile-base infiltration team was a good idea.
...You mix several soft drinks together, then you claim you're an Alchemist afterward.
...When you learn how to jump REALLY high, and then you get some armor that looks like a dragon, and then get a spear, you call yourself a Dragoon.
...You go into a battlefield weilding a lance and start jumping.
...When you want to insult someone, you say "Son of a submariner!".
...You scream "AWW HELL NO!!!" when you see a red jester and a blue jester.
...You yell at Tifa to strip whenever you see her on screen.
...You can say both Kefka and Sephiroth are awesome without favoritism.
...you haven't given up on defeating Absolute Virtue.
...you HAVE defeated Absolute Virtue(!?)
...You instantly confuse a baby chicken for a chocobo chick.
...You try to keep a pet bird in your hair.
...You take feathers with you when going to a graveyard... just in case...
...You think when you're feeling down, a random monster will appear and knock you back into sense after you defeat it easily.
...You break into somebody's house, steal their treasure, and ask the home owner standing nearby if they have seen a man in a black cape.
...You clocked over a thousand hours collectively playing various Final Fantasy games and you are proud of it.
...You believe immortal machines are responsible for the land formations of the world.
...You believe you can summon the aforementioned random monsters from gemstones.
...You think putting MMO's into the Main Series was a good idea.
...You're thinking "oh crap I really do like FF too much!" right now
...you cried in the shower when you realized that Vivi died.
...You start using terminology from the games in your every day life.
...You soloed Absolute Virtue using the weakest weapon, and didn't heal at all.
...You think Absolute Virtue is one of the weakest bosses you have ever fought.
...You think you can walk on the Moon without a space suit.
...You didn't think it was weird that a space craft was called The Lunar Whale.
...You realized there is more Lulu hentai out there than Tifa. And you're really gross.
...You have over 5,000 edits on this wiki.
...You put a large blue dome on the ground and say your casting Ultima.
...You go around asking people where you can buy a phone.
...You think that Square got the idea for Lightning from a cricket team. (Sorry Jeppo :P)
...You think that Sion from The Bouncer looks like Cloud Strife or Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
...If your girlfriend is murdered you vow to go after Sephiroth.
...If you get a tattoo of a chocobo
...You've never noticed Loz is short for Lauren.
...You go out of your way to do any of these things.
...Because you think it's cool.
...If you can beat at least one game in the series in under a day.
...If you make a Versus series of FF against (insert other favorite series here).
...You payed $200+ for an original version of Final Fantasy 1 on NES
...You can list all playable characters across the whole series in alphabetical order
...You yell "Sweet Christmas, it's a talking turtle!" when ever you see a turtle (Whether they actually talk or not does not matter)
...You call anyone who plays a musical instrument a "spoony bard" on a regular basis
...You completed your first FF at the age of 5.
...Your friends have lost a little respect for you because all you talk about is FF related.
...You hum the victory fanfare after completing an exam.
...You say "Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea!" every time you see a girl with tea.
...You blame the above on a reflex.
...You can't help but say that.
...You name characters in any of the first 10 games after other FF characters.
...You name characters in any game after FF characters.
...You named Cloud, Sephiroth at the start of 7, sat back and watched the hilarity unfold.
...You actually did the above prior to reading this.
...You spent twelve collective hours trying to learn Ultima from Ultima Demons in the battle with Zombie Zalbaag.
...You decide to add some variety to another run through a FF by playing Dissidia simultaneously.
...You spend more time raging over the series than enjoying it, the true mark of fandom.
...You paint lightbulbs and claim that they are your materia.
...You categorize your friends into different job classes judging by their personality and mannerisms.
...You jam a knife into every tree that you see.
...You attempt to harpoon or blow up any whales you see on the off chance they might be a destructive monster made up of the souls of the dead.
...You keep One-Winged Angel on your MP3 player on the off chance you need to ward off Cloud fans.
...You try to blow up the computers of Warcraft players for betraying Final Fantasy XI.
...You chase midgets/dwarves/little people/whatever won't get me sued into the next epoch around trying to put a Black Mage hat on them to make up for Vivi's death at the end of Final Fantasy IX.
...You still mourn Vivi's death, for that matter. NEVER FORGET!
...You think Aerith is hot.
...You think Tifa is hot.
...You think anyone from the series is hot.
...You bring up the notion of a character being hot, or even nice-looking for that matter.
...You burn down an orphanage just so some great being will come back to Earth.
...You never eat, sleep(unless you are in an inn), or use the bathroom.
...You search for a inn every time you go to a new town.
...You have fallen asleep playing FF at least once.
...You are listening to an FF soundtrack now.
...You actually thought sword-chucks were a good idea.
...You think there is an FF reference somewhere in everything
...You went out of your way to get a gold chocobo...twice.
...You yell "Paradigm Shift!" when you want to change the subject of a conversation.
...You turn on FF tracks while you're playing different games to make them better.
...O-hohoho replaces your usual laugh
...You say that Chess is inspired from the tactics series
...You swear to a judge
...You form a pact with a lady who happens wear blue
...You throw rings and hope they explode (crystal chronicles)
...You make wings for your pet cat and make it say *kupo* then toss it from a cliff
...You yell "Haste" to someone at a start of a race
...You force a doctor to say *Curaga*
...You hit someone and yell "Critical Hit!"
...After you beat up a kid you yell "level Up!"
...You call the same kid's father "the Final boss" or Jecht
...You experience a game over because of Jecht
...You think your clothes give you stats
...You play with any long,thin object and say its a staff
...You hit people with your "staff"
...You give your "staff" to a Dog
...You think your pet turtle is a huge adamantoise and try to cast death on it
...You think Your pet Rabbit can heal you
...You give a blind person eyedrops!
...You think abiding the law makes you invincible
...You call any ribbon wearing girl Aerith and become her bodyguard
...Your think if you pray alot you can cast Holy
...You scratch someone's back and yell "Back Attack!"
...you have a pet ostritch and call it Boco
...You paint "Boco" yellow
...You feed "boco" "Gysahl Greens"
...You call Heaven Lemures
...You call angels aegyl
...You add the title "The Eternal" to the name of your deity
...You put make-up on your pet cat and Bunny
...You chant Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec ad nauseum
...You call yourself a "hume"
...You were tempted to change the above IN case a Viera, bangaa, or other non-hume creatures visit this site
...You prick a statue with a yellow needle
...You suffocate due to playing underwater soccer
...You finished your first FF at the age of 3, and you're a girl.
...You join WIKIA!
...You've called your girlfriend Yuna, Terra, Lightning, or any other female FF name.
...You've called your boyfriend Tidus, Vaan, Cloud, or any other male FF name.
...You talk about Final Fantasy so much that no one will go out with you.
...Whenever you are annoyed, you say "Death awaits you.".
...You got a F on your science test because you said that the Astroid Belt is the remains of the Red Planet.
...You try to initiate Time compression when you're having a bad day.
...You thought the pope is a higher magical being whose goal is to burn the entire world to bring about a god.
...You carry any tool with a long handle as if you would attack someone with it, and breath heavily while doing so, while saying your brother is a loser who can't protect anything.
...Your family and friends don't even have to ask what you want for christmas: Final Fantasy stuff (no games though, you have already played them all twice)
...You think that if you complete an objective you will turn into crystal.
...If Final Fantasy ended you would start a riot.
...You think Valentine's Day is named after the Final Fantasy VII character Vincent Valentine.
...You believe a gelatinous dessert can come alive and attack you.
...You also know that stabbing the dessert with a fork will do very little against it.
...You yell "Firaga" every time you see a purple octopus...
...You believe that there really are two moons, but the Lunarians are hiding the second one.
...You think that if you are angry enough you can achieve Trance.
...You say "Fire" when lighting a match.
...You think Espers, Eidolons, Aeons, and Guardian Forces exist.
...You've ever said "Praise be to Yevon".
...You've dreamed about any FF character.
...You punch someone in the face if they say Horsebird.
...You're offended if someone hates Final Fantasy. Even VIII.
...You avoid dissecting a frog thinking that it's really a human being a victim of the Toad spell, even if frogs and toads are different.
...You beat Tactics Advance and A2 using only Gadgeteers/Tinkers.
...You constantly check for Dissidia 012 updates and are saddened when there is none.
...You can listen to the Tidus laughing scene without vomiting.
...You have completed one characters sphere grid in X.
...You have completed all of the characters sphere grids.
...You bought a japanese game system just to play an international version of a game.
...You acually found a way to patch a international version of a game.
...You came up with at least half of these.
...You're still reading this.
...You've read up to here.
...You still think this isn't enough.
...You will edit this page.
...You yell "Fungah!" every time you are about to sneeze.
...You think the lunar calander is the calander Lunarians use.
...You think that the crystals are true. They're just hidden.
...You are trying to cast "Float!" so you could evade earthquakes.
...You wear a ribbon to avoid sickness.
...You call airplanes, airships.
...You use Final Fantasy for school projects.
...You refer drinks as Potions.
...You plan to choose "Aerith's Theme" as the song to play at your funeral.
...You check this list daily for an update.
...You can play all of the chocobo themes on electric guiter.
...Make Lightning's Gunblade and kill some weeds with it.
...When you get a character quote tattooed on your arm.
...You're proud of said tattoo.
...You burn a CD of nothing but Chocobo themes.
...You want the Tipa band to play at your wedding...even if they only know one song.
...You know global warming is a lie because it’s a cover-up for the real issue; Miasma.
...When you grow up, you want to be a Crystal Caravanner.
...You call into work to tell them you can’t come in because it’s Jagd outside.
...You actually feel sorry for Kain.
...You think the official heights and weights of the characters in Final Fantasy IV are believable.
...You’ve convinced someone else who doesn’t play Final Fantasy that there are hidden moon people asleep on the moon.
...You figure out what the final boss at the end of Final Fantasy IX is
...You don’t button mass past 'I want to be your Canary'.
...You spell ‘CD’ as SeeD
...You don’t want to have any siblings because they’ll either end up in mortal danger or be evil.
...You think SquareEnix should continue naming characters after weather. After all, they haven’t used Rain, Sun or Hail yet.
...You think it’s possible for your hair to remain over one shoulder the whole time while fighting, leaping out of airships and flipping upside-down.
...You find nothing on this list amusing; in fact, you're offended right now.
...Loveless has been melted into your brain.
...You think you can instantly change what you are wearing by holding a translucent glowing ball.
...You call Nuns and Priests White Mages.
...and Nurses.
...and Doctors.
...You use Esuna to be free from illness...
...or if you run out of MP you use a Remedy
...You graduate from school and call yourself a Scholar.
...You make compatibilities with a person using each-other's Zodiac sign
...You think that Cloud's infamy is already way too much and he should let other FF characters shine.
...You get offended when someone tells you that the only Final Fantasy they know is about "the guy with that super spiky hair, carrying that huge sword." and that they don't know anything else.
...Silver haired people are evil. Period.
... You think "Its morphing time!" from Power Rangers was stolen from Gilgamesh
...You've made at least three contributions to this list.
... You think EVERYBODY likes ff.
... You think drinking some random liquid will close a fatal wound up and make the person good as new.
... You think halitosis can cause you to become angry, frozen in time, drowsy, or otherwise sick.
...You have a tatto of an Esper signet FF12.
...You have asked the music director at your school to play "One Winged Angel".
...You believe that one day, you'll be able to summon Espers, Eidolons, Aeons, and Guardian Forces at your command.
...You think by calling out, "Shiva!", you'll summon her.
...You try to do a science fair presentation based on Cloud's gravity-defying hair.
...You bought EVERY FF related stuff.
...You bought a FF13 even if you don't have a PS3/X360.
...You bought EVERY FF game in Japanese and English version.
...You try to make a cactuar statue out of cactus.
...You would fly all the way to Japan just to line up and wait for your turn to buy the new FF release.
...You try to make an ostrich grow feathers on the neck.
...Then you hair dyed the ostrich yellow.
...Then you try to make it fly as little as possible.
...You can turn a novel/comic/anime into a FF game.
...You shout "Thundagaaaaa" when you see lightning.
...You try to rip off all the spikes of a giant cactus with only three left then dig two identical holes and a rectangle.
...and a finishing touch, you added a mustache!!!!
...You think a Malboro was named after a cigarette company.
...OR you think that cigarette company named themselves after the Malboro..
...you refuse to complete your game without getting ALL of the Blue Magics/Enemy Skills.
...you can convince to everyone you know that X-2 is the best game of all time.
...you only think of Celes when you go to the opera.
...you can think of Dissidia movesets for just about anyone.
...you hate every other JRPG in existence...except maybe Pokemon.
...you hate every other JRPG in existence...including Pokemon.
...you can think of a timeline for every FF game ever, a la Zelda.
...you refuse to buy a game if it doesn't have FF characters.
...you beat FFIII without even trying...without any hacks/glitches.
...you read all of the above in a few minutes.
...you time your fights that you know you will lose around the full moon.
...you get what #497 means.
...You think that santa is actually gilgamesh giving you presents to say sorry for a previous fight.
...You found hentai with a character from a pre FFVII game.
...You call your goal in life your Focus.
...You have the Cloudy Wolf wallpaper on your phone.
...You watched Advent Children for more than 20 times.
...You think you can put out fires with ice instead of water.
...You spend for more than 6 months juz to get 12 Zodiac Spear.
...You think that bombs wil float on air and explode whenever they want.
...You've always wan a GurlFren like Aerith.
...You set your ringtone to Mog's repetitive "Kupo kupo!" and people think it's you who made the noise.
...You make an Adventure Survival Guide for real life using FF Walkthroughs as a general guideline...
...You relate anything (movies, comics, novels) to Final Fantasy.
...You get real pissed when your friends say all they know about FF is the blonde guy with a spike on his head.
...Or the silver long haired guy with a long sword.
...Or the girl whose boobs are like melons.
...Or your friends mistakes Tidus for Cloud in a picture. (This really did happen.)
... You actually tried to make lulu's dress.
...When you try to "merge" into your friend before exiting a building
...When you realize that was so 80's/90's and force your friends to run in a certain formation
...When you hide in the back row to take less damage (it works!)
...When you call your teacher Kurasame
... You think when you enter a cave or a ruin, you will find a super-powered spear.
... Or you will fight very terrible monsters. (they are not very terrible but...)
... OR you will fight the ultimate esper.
You go into a cave in hopes of finding a new GF
You get bored at work and decide to make Final Fantasy VII top trumps...
You have/are failing school because you daydream about Final Fantasy.
You think earthquakes are caused by Titan.
You think this page is only a bit of fun when really it is what you do every single day.
You bought Final Fantasy XIII for both PS3 and Xbox 360.
You bought the standard and collecter editon copies of both Final Fantasy XIII and XIII-2 for PS3 and Xbox 360.
You start to call things that are not probable to happen a "paradox."
...You think that there really are Temples of Yevon out there.
...You cried at the end of Advent Children in front of your parents.(Sad, but true.)
...You try to form a group to find spheres.
...You felt sorry for Seymour Guado.
...You want to redecorate your room as the Chamber of the Fayth...Or redecorate your house as a Temple of Yevon.
...You cuss out the TV during Seymour and Yuna's wedding.
...You try to replicate Yuna's Earring.
...You succeed in replicating Yuna's Earring.
...You scream out "Forbidden Machina!!!" when you see factories or any type of machinery.
...You fail a geography test when you insist that Mt.Gagazet is a real mountain.
...Your top 5 places you want to go to are Zanarkand, Bevelle,Macalania, Besaid or Luca.
...Your favorite sport is Blitzball.
...You see three animals: a dog, a monkey, and a bird and start commanding them to fight enemies.
...You think that if you get shot or stabbed you will live as long as you use Cure and potions on a regular basis.
...If you are still reading now, then you need to get a life. And no, you can't buy them from the item shop.
...after reading the above you thought to yourself "That's because you buy Life at a White Magic Store."
... You found a fanclub dedicated to a pre-FFVII character in this wiki.
... You think every Final Fantasy game is great, including this.
... you had a dream about Final Fantasy.
... you had countless dreams about Final Fantasy.
... in your dreams you are one of the playable characters.
... afterwards, you thought you could lift swords bigger than small cars, then you woke up and went out and tried this, and it probably didn't go so well.
... you had nightmares about Final Fantasy!
... you had a nightmare about Seymour Guado wanting you dead! (Freaked me out!)
... You constantly think what you would do if Tifa was real.
... If chests are actually sitting around all over the world, why has no one gone around and emptied them?
... If something isn't related to Final Fantasy, you say "Not interested".
... You think hunters either go out to kill legendary monsters or try and find video recordings.
... Whenever you go hunting you first have to yell "<creature you hunting>The Hunt Begins!"
... If you kill any animals on said hunt you say "<creatures name> Vanquished"
... you think you're a fugitive running away from a floating sphere.
... you can name every Final Fantasy soundtrack.
... you recite LOVELESS on stage in school.
... and you get first prize for your performance.
... When my girlfriend says i lose man points (MP) for playing Final Fantasy so i open a beer and say "that's what this Ether is for!"
... If you believe that when you fall asleep; burns, electrocution, drowning or freezing will not wake you up; however, any sort of physical contact will.
... If you believe that any type of animal poisoning (whether it be a spider bite, cobra venom, scorpion sting, etc.) can all be cured instantly with the same antidote.
... If you wonder why anybody would spend 8+ years studying medicine when all ailments can be cured nearly instantly with the right liquid (all of which can be found in your local town market.)
... You yell "Reflect!" whenever you successfully block a basketball shot.
... You tape a lit match to your first and say that you junctioned one fire to your Strength.
... You cover yourself in snow and proceed to tell your friends "I absorb the ice element!" And are then pummeled by snowballs.
... You understand everything on this list.
... You think that the one girl on Pit-bulls and Parolees is actually Tifa.
... you train your cat/dog/rabbit/whatever pet you have so that they can fight your classmates/enemies/people you don't like.
... you think that SOLDIER, SeeD and PSICOM are the Marines, Navy & Air Force of the country you live in.
... you think that the Peacemaker from FFVII came before the Colt Peacemaker.
... You recolor your weapon to enhance its battle capabilities.
...you treat life in school as a FF game, where the final boss is the headmaster or your most hated test.
...you couldn't tell the difference between an Harley-Davidson & the Hardy-Daytona.
... You want a Sending for you instead of a funeral.
... You think you can ride a chicken.
... You downloaded a chocobo theme onto your anniversary song list.
... You tried every known way to ~spoilers~ revive the character that dies in FFVII
... You think that a supernova that destroyed every planet [except Saturn] won't kill you.
...You practise victory poses of characters in time with the Victory Fanfare.
...You also mimic poses and actions from cutscenes.
...You also watch cutscenes over and over to perfectly recite memorable lines from your favourite FF game.
...You notice it's raining outside and then immediately be reminded of Zack's Final Stand.
...you then immediately play The Price of Freedom to enhance the feels.
...You listen to FF songs when you get into bed at night.
...You freak out in excitement whenever you see Final Fantasy merchandise on Sale.
...You find your Youtube history is full of Final Fantasy videos.
...You spend more time than usual listening to the home menu theme of Final Fantasy games on your PSP/PS3.
... Your friends have given up on you because of your FF obsession.
... You start working on a "Cool Final Fantasy Music playlist" on YouTube (and if anyone has any recommendations- you can post them on my talk page! ;) TMG)
...You completed all FF Games in One Day. (It's Hard to me.)
...You yell "Ifrit, I summon you!" When you see Ice on the Freezer.
...You want a 3D Remake of Final Fantasy V.
...The password to unlock your phone is circle, square, x, x. (6,4,8,8) Onechord (talk) 21:15, August 11, 2014 (UTC)
...You scream FFXII KO quotes when having a seizure
...You are humming the Defeat theme if you failed the test.
...You are humming the Victory theme if you passed/got a perfect score in the test.
...You end each sentence with the word "KUPO!"
...You call your pet a moogle.
...When you talk about your friends, you are actually talking about characters of the final fantasy series.
...You have hallucinations based on famous deaths in the Final Fantasy games.
...You think both Vana'diel and Eorzea are on the same planet.
...Also, you think the playable races in both FFXI and FFXIV are related to each other. Even the Au Ra for some reason.
...And you think Final Fantasy XI and Final Fantasy XIV are the same game, even though they obviously aren't.
...You refuse to drive your car because you think fossil fuels are made from the Lifestream.
...You think (And possibly swear) that Chuck Norris is Jecht.
...You're already speculating on how to resurrect That character in the Final Fantasy VII Remake.
...By now you're still hoping for a full 3D remake of Final Fantasy VI.
...You named your dog, not just Angelo, but Sant' Angelo di Roma.

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You used the wrong form of "you're" in several posts. You use "your" as in "it belongs to you" instead of "you're" which is "you are". Grammar please, kupo! AmbieSushi To think that mother would prefer Sephiroth over... 02:15, August 27, 2011 (UTC)


		Pikmin Master - No matter my strength, I will still be loyal! TALK - 16:26, December 1, 2011 (UTC)



		Since adding more of these things will lag like no other, I'll split the ones that will be going after 500.

Man i don't know how this is still goingSquallisnotemo (talk) 23:27, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

To be fair, I did #413 but that doesn't make me like FF too much. on a side note, I actually died of laughter at how stupid & pointless that scene was. 121.220.120.116 08:59, January 15, 2013 (UTC)

Merged everything back into one list as it's become increasingly clear that you guys can't count. Seriously, 509 comes after and only after 501, not simultaneously before and after.

Also, guys, try to not reference other entries by number, if someone adds one to the middle of the list it'll muck your entry up. I've fixed the ones that did that. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:02, April 16, 2014 (UTC)

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