Catuse says at 18:56, January 19, 2013 (UTC) "Somewhere a zealous god threads these strings between the clouds and the earth, preparing for a symphony it fears impossible to play. And so it threads on, and on, delaying the raise of the conductor's baton." | |||
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BlueHighwind Q? 01:22, January 19, 2013 (UTC) TALK - So if you care to find me, look to the Western Sky!ツ: | |||
This game is a cynical rip-off piece of shit. Its pure evil. We cannot cover this thing, we have to delete it. We can't in good conscience give this game any kind of advertising. I know its a digital game, but I'm digging a hole in Arizona right next to the ET Atari cartridges to bury it in. We have to draw the line. We can't do this to our readers. We have to bury this antichrist. | |||
Consider the article a sort of warning post to those who come after us not to play this terrible thing. They may not know any better and before they know it, poof, they're playing this. | |||
Catuse says at 01:24, January 19, 2013 (UTC) "Somewhere a zealous god threads these strings between the clouds and the earth, preparing for a symphony it fears impossible to play. And so it threads on, and on, delaying the raise of the conductor's baton." | |||
And Dive Hunt II while we're at it. | |||
This is a bad post and you should feel bad. | |||
BlueHighwind Q? 01:27, January 19, 2013 (UTC) TALK - So if you care to find me, look to the Western Sky!ツ: | |||
Let's put a warning infobox at the top then. Something along the lines of: "The Final Fantasy Wiki strongly advises that nobody play this game for any reason. We are not responsible for injuries, deaths, and psychological harm that results from playing All the Bravest." | |||
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BlueHighwind Q? 01:39, January 19, 2013 (UTC) TALK - So if you care to find me, look to the Western Sky!ツ: | |||
Maybe you don't care about the untold harm to millions, but I do. "Its not our job to stop being from being idiots" is exactly the kind of attitude that got this game made. What if they make more? Do you want to have helped a All the Bravest 2 get made? | |||
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BlueHighwind Q? 02:58, January 19, 2013 (UTC) TALK - So if you care to find me, look to the Western Sky!ツ: | |||
Now now, don't assume bad faith here, SCM. I believe everything I say with all of my heart, especially how this game is Satan Incarnate, and we should burn it. Also, I love the new bossy tone you've taken towards me on this wiki. Mr. Professional, aren't we? | |||
Just reading the reception alone, told me to stay away from this game. fortunatly I don't need a big ugly banner sticking out that warns of danger in purchasing this game. Only die hards I imagine would go for this anyhow. | |||
DrakeyC - Crossing the distant night...Wandering the desert sea...The gods' voices are mirages... TALK - Doreiku Kuroofangu 04:29, January 19, 2013 (UTC) | |||
The reception section was added because I noted on the IRC that technically it's entirely in our coverage to do so, and really, the near universal hatred the reviewers are piling on the game makes such reception notable.
And really, our game pages, if they're npov and written well, should all have such sections | |||
FFXIV was poorly received and I think it says in intro even. The reception sections could have some sources if anyone has any. Would a pos game like this go on metacritic? | |||
Since the game is in our scope it is our duty, as members of this wiki, to buy this game and add all the information we can about it regardless of how much it may suck.
Also Dive II Hunt was teh sex. 79.69.193.240 14:10, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
Kaimi, the FF series article has nothing to do with reception of individual games. Mention it here, by all means, but leave it off the series article. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 14:13, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
you guys are nuts. I love this game. you just need to drop any preconceived notion of the game being a traditional RPG. its an iphone/ipad game - made specifically for such a platform. and it really isn't that much of a money sink. premium characters are entirely optional and so are hourglasses. extra worlds could probably cost a little cheaper but they do add substantial content/difficulty to the game.--Arciel Spira (talk) 15:54, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
Sorceror Nobody – The supreme nonentity Talk · Flan's Elbow Colosseum · MSPA Wiki · 19:01, January 19, 2013 (UTC) "I can detect matter down to one atom in a vacuum the size of the moon, and apparently, this guy doesn't exist" -- Foaly | |||
You're all making this huge hype over a game which doesn't deserve anything but to be forgotten. Sometimes shovel-ware happens. Deal with it. It's not this website's purpose to judge its scope in any way, and that is our impartial point of view. Our purpose is to write our best about its content. - Henryacores^ 19:43, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
- Other than the discussion about the reception section, this whole discussion is just fansillies, which is why I moved it to the forum. Nobody actually took this "deletion discussion" seriously, and it shouldn't be treated like it was taken seriously. C A T U S E 19:51, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
Developer Sprites[]
If this "game" ever went for free (or at least what you get before IAP rips a Rift in your funds), I'd love to just read all the flavor text and stare at the sprites, especially since there's just generic doods in there, instead of, say, Kain or Bartz. However, the official site also sports sprites for the shame-laden staff. Do these carry enough novelty the warrant a Trivia entry? TJF588 (talk) 05:32, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
I've got to admit: The FFV-ish sprites are actually pretty good. | |||
lol. I always wanted them to make sprite versions of non-2D FF-games. I hoped they'd do it in TAY. But it was a half-assed cash-in so they weren't going to do that.
And now they do, but they do it for the shittest game ever. Damn you SE! You could have made a glorious classic FF game featuring enemies and characters pulled from the entire FF-series with a story even simpler than Dissidia, and it would have been glorious. Nostalgia would have won through even if it was as simple as FFI.
But damn SE. Damn SE and their cash-ins. Damn SE and their half-assed mobile device games. It probably works though. SE probably make loads from these, with their unheard of third-party developers. 79.69.213.66 18:09, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
- I can only quote Lockexceles of FFAnswers on this:
- What next, I ask...this? Lightning Returns fees:
- Transition through a loading screen: $.50
- For Lightning to punch Snow: $2.
- Charge for use of autobattle: $.10
- For an outfit that doesn't make Lightning look like a mish-mash cosplay trainwreck: $4.
- Cost to learn what will kill a boss: $1.
- To be able to not get ungodly assraped by the final boss: $12.
- Your reaction to this horsecockery: Priceless.
- There are some things money just shouldn't buy.
- But who cares, we're Square-Enix. C A T U S E 18:12, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
- I lold. 79.69.200.244 22:26, February 6, 2013 (UTC)
Enemy description[]
DilsDileva - Too high, can't come down. Losing my head, spinning 'round and 'round ♪ TALK - 18:44, January 23, 2013 (UTC) | |||
The description of the enemy on each page is written in italics, wouldn't it be better to use {{Q}}? | |||
You need to say who is being quoted in the quote template. | |||
DilsDileva - Too high, can't come down. Losing my head, spinning 'round and 'round ♪ TALK - 16:34, January 24, 2013 (UTC) | |||
There are pages with "Description" in the quoted part. Wouldn't that apply to these? | |||