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I originally stuck this on my userpage, but since "The Blackjack" came along, and I no longer need to fear the more "serious" users (You know who you are) ripping me a digital new one, I dragged it over here. Go ahead and stick in anything you want, but please keep it related to the series, or the FFWiki community. Oh, and keep it clean, has I said before, I have no need for any "New Ones". Please sign with your sig, and please remember, I was only responsible for roughly half of it. Exdeath64 02:15, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I will not worship Bluehighwind
I will not provoke Endgame , no matter how amusing I find the results to be
I will not make blood sacrifices to Kain Highwind
Exdeath64's alignment is not Chaotic Offensive. MasterConjurer
I will not start forum threads about what I would to do any female character.
I will not openly taunt the fanboys and will not hit on the fangirls
You cannot write haiku in Al Bhed and expect people to get it.
I will not dance on the graves of departed admins.
I will not claim to have been hit by a cross town bus.
I will not start ranting in a better different language. MasterConjurer
I will stop bitching about Aerith's death Exdeath64 03:13, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
I will stop claiming that the founder of the wiki's died from "Chronic Head Explosion"
I will stop trying to crush the psyches of other users, regardless of how much they deserve it.
Yuan is a wikignome, not a lawn art or "roaming" gnome.
I will not provoke a war between Faethin and AJ Durai.
I will not insult the weight or looks of other users if I have not seen them in real life.
I respect that there is a difference between "flaming" someone and setting the server on fire.
I will not call Diablocon "Boss Admin".  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2.png
I will not spam the RC with edits to Exdeath 64's page. MasterConjurer
I will not make myself out to be smarter than you...even though I am.--Werefang
I will not provoke the wikiogre
I will not post porn on the mainspace, no matter how funny I think it would be
I will not say that your favorite game sucks unless it's Mystic Quest. MasterConjurer
I will not forget what I am writing on a for...what was I writing here again?--Werefang 15:29, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
I will not feed the Troll.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2.png
I will not coat LA in shameless propaganda Exdeath64 22:20, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
I will not vandalize the wiki anonymously and login to fix it.JudgeMasterKefka03:41, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
I will respect every character Square-Enix makes. Cluna 06 00:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
I will not expose every user to Yaoi. Cluna 06 00:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Celes is a general, not a love-starved twit or an opera floozy. Cluna 06 00:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
I will resist the urge to tear Ex a digital new one. --SCM 11:39, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
I will not strip Montblanc into his naked state. Kuzlalala Squee! 15:02, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
I will not mention/post sick things on any Final Fantasy characters in the presence of H.R.H Leon5550 15:11, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
I will not compare Cloud of Darkness to anything that appeared in any of H.P Lovecraft's works. Exdeath64 21:05, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
My life is not comparable to that of Sephiroth or Squall. Master Conjurer
I will not kill vandals. Cluna 06 01:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
I will not compare Rinoa to Tifa. Cluna 06 01:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
I will not suggest that inactive mods get stripped of their power. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 16:34, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
I will not post pointless spam threads....oops. Drake Clawfang 19:40, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
I will ^notrip off the head of the next complaining staff member. Master Conjurer
I will quit complaining about other users Exdeath64 19:16, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
I will not compete in a Duel to the Death with Born from Darkness. Cluna 06 00:52, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
I will not bite IRC newbies
I will not use people I don't know for blood sacrifices to Gilgamesh - Henryacores^ 01:04, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
I will not post threads about how Ajora is supposedly jesus. Its a video game for the love of (whatever deity is the least likely to get me sued/smote) Exdeath64 04:44, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
No matter how cool, the Buster Sword is not practical in combat.
Ramza's alignment is not Lawful Stupid.
Cloud is not a cross-dressing whore.
I will not try to punch walls to imitate a Black Belt.
No matter how ineffective in the games, guns will still win over swords. Sora G. Strife 05:38, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
I will not call Vaan a whiny little bitch.
I will acknowledge that Balthier is the leading man.
I Will Not Type Every Word With A Capital Letter...F***Facky 10:52, 7 June 2009 (UTC) I will not call Butz a whiny little kid with a funny name. Gyromite 21:01, 7 June 2009 (UTC)