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I originally stuck this on my userpage, but since "The Blackjack" came along, and I no longer need to fear the more "serious" users (You know who you are) ripping me a digital new one, I dragged it over here. Go ahead and stick in anything you want, but please keep it related to the series, or the FFWiki community. Oh, and keep it clean, has I said before, I have no need for any "New Ones". Please sign with your sig, and please remember, I was only responsible for roughly half of it. Exdeath64 02:15, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

  • I will not worship Bluehighwind
  • I will not provoke Endgame, no matter how amusing I find the results to be
  • I will not make blood sacrifices to Kain Highwind
  • Exdeath64's alignment is not Chaotic Offensive. Master Conjurer
  • I will not start forum threads about what I would to do any female character.
  • I will not openly taunt the fanboys and will not hit on the fangirls
  • You cannot write haiku in Al Bhed and expect people to get it.
  • I will not dance on the graves of departed admins.
  • I will not claim to have been hit by a cross town bus.
  • I will not start ranting in a better different language. Master Conjurer
  • I will stop bitching about Aerith's death Exdeath64 03:13, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop claiming that the founder of the wiki's died from "Chronic Head Explosion"
  • I will stop trying to crush the psyches of other users, regardless of how much they deserve it.
  • Yuan is a wikignome, not a lawn art or "roaming" gnome.
  • I will not provoke a war between Faethin and AJ Durai.
  • I will not insult the weight or looks of other users if I have not seen them in real life.
  • I respect that there is a difference between "flaming" someone and setting the server on fire.
  • I will not call Diablocon "Boss Admin".  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2
  • I will not spam the RC with edits to Exdeath 64's page. Master Conjurer
  • I will not make myself out to be smarter than you...even though I am.--Werefang
  • I will not provoke the wikiogre
  • I will not post porn on the mainspace, no matter how funny I think it would be
  • I will not say that your favorite game sucks unless it's Mystic Quest. Master Conjurer
  • I will not forget what I am writing on a for...what was I writing here again?--Werefang 15:29, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not feed the Troll.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2
  • I will not coat LA in shameless propaganda Exdeath64 22:20, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not vandalize the wiki anonymously and login to fix it.JudgeMasterKefka03:41, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I will respect every character Square-Enix makes. Cluna 06 00:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not expose every user to Yaoi. Cluna 06 00:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Celes is a general, not a love-starved twit or an opera floozy. Cluna 06 00:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I will resist the urge to tear Ex a digital new one. --SCM 11:39, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not strip Montblanc into his naked state. Kuzlalala Squee! 15:02, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not mention/post sick things on any Final Fantasy characters in the presence of H.R.H Leon5550 15:11, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not compare Cloud of Darkness to anything that appeared in any of H.P Lovecraft's works. Exdeath64 21:05, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
  • My life is not comparable to that of Sephiroth or Squall. Master Conjurer
  • I will not kill vandals. Cluna 06 01:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not compare Rinoa to Tifa. Cluna 06 01:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not suggest that inactive mods get stripped of their power. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 16:34, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not post pointless spam threads....oops. Drake Clawfang 19:40, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will ^notrip off the head of the next complaining staff member. Master Conjurer
  • I will quit complaining about other users Exdeath64 19:16, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not compete in a Duel to the Death with Born from Darkness. Cluna 06 00:52, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not bite IRC newbies
  • I will not use people I don't know for blood sacrifices to Gilgamesh - Henryacores^ 01:04, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not post threads about how Ajora is supposedly jesus. Its a video game for the love of (whatever deity is the least likely to get me sued/smote) Exdeath64 04:44, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
  • No matter how cool, the Buster Sword is not practical in combat.
  • Ramza's alignment is not Lawful Stupid.
  • Cloud is not a cross-dressing whore.
  • I will not try to punch walls to imitate a Black Belt.
  • No matter how ineffective in the games, guns will still win over swords. Sora G. Strife 05:38, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not call Vaan a whiny little bitch.
  • I will acknowledge that Balthier is the leading man.
  • I Will Not Type Every Word With A Capital Letter...F***Facky 10:52, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not call Butz a whiny little kid with a funny name. Gyromite 21:01, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will flame anyone who didn't sign their votes in the DNC DB36 08:41, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not kill the little rabbit creatures in FFXII when i'm bored. they don't even attack me... Linedpaper89
  • I will not try to find a logical reason for Necron's existance. --Muchomas35 14:17, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not call Kuja a trashy skank. --Muchomas35 14:17, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not start alternating languages in my sentences to drive people crazy.Sora G. Strife 14:42, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
  • i will stop saying that Nomura is hieing Utdata Hikaru for THAT reason Exdeath64 02:51, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not (sure... XD) outrageously abuse emoticons ._. ..... oh, who am I kidding? ^_^ 8bit 04:09, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will apologize to Selphie, Vaan, and Penelo for crimes against humanity (As soon as they apologize to me for sucking!) Jamiemitsu 11:54, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not try to crash minds by posting illogical and abberant thoughts here.
  • I will not try to impose nicknames upon people like I do in real life. Sora G. Strife
  • I will not post Rinoa = Ultimecia theorys all over the internet.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2 00:42, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not get pissed off at other FFWikian's opinions that differ from mine, and will turn the other cheek. Violet mage 20:04, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not fake my own death as an Aprils fools joke (looking at you, foo).  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2 20:54, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not post rickroll links claiming that it's a new video of Final Fantasy XIII, Agito, and Versus. this one's for real Final Fantasy XIII's new trailerJudgeMasterKefka 03:27, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not kidnap the princess. The Man In The Black Cape 10:47, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not compare Cloud and Zack to Battlestar Galactica's Apollo and Starbuck.--Cluna 06 02:02, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • It is not too early for us to know about Final Fantasy XIV Exdeath64 21:31, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I will quit pointing out that Final Fantasy XI sucks Exdeath64 21:31, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not reformat everything on this wiki. (What am I doing, I don't even care about this topic)  ILHI 22:17, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not call ILHI a crazy obsessive workaholic. (This pages history will do it for me)  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2 23:37, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not claim that any staff members have "Lawful Anal" has an alignment Exdeath64 00:00, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not annoy the admins with Anti-laws , regardless of how fun it may be. Exdeath64 09:05, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I will learn to let things go, looking at you Fool Exdeath64 09:06, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop boss fights Before I projectile vomit all over my new HD TV Exdeath64 07:57, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not Freak out when I find a lonely chocolate bar. Vincent PortraitFinalfreakfantasyDeathPenalty 15:43, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not say that Rydia is a disgustingly ugly retarded whore with absolutely no redeeming qualitys whatsoever. ( even though it is true.kiff15
  • Kiff15 is not an idiot vandalising bastard with no actual talent or ability.
  • I will not refer to drake clawfang as "you fucking freak"kiff15
  • Rydia dosent suck.
  • Niether does FFs I_VI.
  • I will stop using the Destroy Spell. Mask no Oni 07:50, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop bitching about badly written articles. The Man In The Black Cape 11:03, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop telling new users that if they don't get 100 edits a week, I will claim ownership of their immortal souls. Exdeath64 22:44, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop bitching about Final Fantasy games I have never actually played. Exdeath64 22:44, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop making random guesses about just what the hell Gogo is unless I have something to back it up with. Exdeath64 22:44, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not threaten to set the wiki on fire, regardless of just how impossible it is to actually do that. Exdeath64 22:44, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop claiming that Barret is a racist stereotype. Exdeath64 22:44, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Larsa Solidor is not a girl. Xxlarsiexx 16:54, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not laugh at fan boys Annoying NinjaHallo!Contrib.02:12, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop laughing at my sister when she fails to beat Necron Annoying NinjaHallo!Contrib.02:12, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop telling new users that Blue Highwind died and now haunts the wiki and any users who edit it. Exdeath64 02:31, October 5, 2004 (UTC)
  • I will stop laughing at Exdeath64s comment above and actually edit the wiki Annoying NinjaHallo!Contrib.03:13, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not refer to myself as "Kyon", "Zeus", or "Nameless Extra #2" - Lost Hero
  • I will discontinue my support of Pitchfork's idea of sending Yuna to a brothel. No matter how amusing it may be. Mask no Oni 06:15, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will shut up about my ROMANTiC dream. - Lost Hero
  • I will stop commenting on Squall being a blatant closet homosexual (leather pants?) Michelrpg
  • I will refrain from calling Cait Sith that "Goddamned moogle-riding cat bastard" Michelrpg
  • I will stop calling Sephiroth a momma's boy Michelrpg
  • I will start calling Kadaj a momma's boy michelrpg
  • I will not swear in Al Bhed. Fyed, fryd dra ramm ys E cyoehk? The.DreadnoughT 00:17, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will stop reducing the female characters to eye candy and then start harassing other people about it. Yes, we all know your opinion on Tifa, now SHUT THE HELL UP!!! Exdeath64 02:31, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • This is too funny to let die. Exdeath64 04:27, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not post in a crappy topic on the blackjack...O crap looks like I just did.--BigCubby 11:56, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not murder those who have no sense of humor...any more...Exdeath64 18:41, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not blow up Japan for keeping Universal Tuning Japan-exclusive...nor for placing Geno in SSBB's ranks. Pikmin Master 19:50, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • I will not say that Cloud is better than Squall. I let somebody else do it for me.––Raven 1
  • I will not spend countless hours watching Kimahri push Tidus around. -Lost Hero 17:42, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not attempt to edit the wiki while intoxicated (HA!) The Man In The Black Cape 18:06, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • I WILL NOT stop hating 2 particular FF7 characters, or stop disliking the game because of them. damn fanboys. 62.252.178.158 18:52, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not give Bartz a sandwich. He sure needs one, though.ShirubaKurono Dissicon ff13 Lig320:09, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • It is CERTAINLY not to early for us to know that they are already thinking about Final Fantasy XV. Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • No, Balthier is NOT from Gallifrey, I don't care if he time traveled looking for swag or not. Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Exdeath is not a pimp, this is true for the user and the character Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • The US army is not using Gunblades in Afganistan. Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nor are they shooting Marines up with alien cells and weird green goo which leaks from the planet. Only North Korea does that. Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not tell other users what kind of thoughts I have about the sexual orientations of video game characters. Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will tell users that no, there is not a hidden video of dwarves having sex in Final Fantasy IV. There is the magazine, and that's it. Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not say "bloody Ultimecia" three times while standing between two mirrors just to see what will happen. Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Cait Sith is not flammable/whatever the hell it is in Europe. Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will stop telling users that Sephiroth will murder them in their sleep unless they give me twenty dollars. Exdeath64 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not laugh at live dragons admins 00:39, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will abandon my idea for "Fanboy cage matches". Exdeath64 01:01, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not taunt other users about any conditions they may or may not have. Exdeath64 17:18, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Similarly, I will not mock people for being adopted. Even if they are. -Lost Hero 03:06, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will abandon my hopes of someday becoming an admin and ruling this wiki!! beating every single game associated with Final Fantasy, no matter what language. ShirubaKurono Dissicon ff13 Lig303:09, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not stage a coup without good reason and a horde of mercenaries. Exdeath64 04:05, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not say Lightning's real name on the DNC, nor censor those who do.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2 18:50, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not edit my userpage constantly and then boast about my edit count. ShirubaKurono Dissicon ff13 Lig301:19, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not kill people who spread spoilers for Final Fantasy XIII straight away. The Man In The Black Cape 18:23, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not waterboard people who spread spoilers for Final Fantasy XIII (I will, however, kick them in the genitals) Exdeath64 22:51, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • No matter how much I may insist, I do not have the power to revoke or confer Admin status just because I say so. The Man In The Black Cape 21:07, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • MasterTonberry is not a cat, it is a bot. Get over it. The Man In The Black Cape 21:12, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not whine if Montblanc's article doesn't get to be the Featured Article of April. Kuzlalala FFTA2-FrimeldaSprite.png 00:24, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will stop acting like a bitch over The Spoony One's review of Final Fantasy in general. Even if I need to play No More Heroes 2 over and over again. Mask no Oni 02:27, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will stop making references to No More Heroes and Final Fantasy. Even if the Peony is a Masamune MK-II and Skelter Helter is actually Cloud Strife on hard times in his career. And if Charlie MacDonald does look like Tidus. Which he is. Mask no Oni 02:27, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Playing No More Heroes 2 and killing Skelter Helter does not mean you have beat Final Fantasy VII. Mask no Oni 02:34, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not point out how badly this years April Fools joke sucks. Exdeath64 22:49, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will stop telling new users that KFC uses "real live Chocobo's hit with Firaga until they reach a crispy golden brown" and the less said about the Moogle popcorn chicken, the better. Exdeath64 15:49, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • I shall not claim that the locked chest in VII contains Clouds dirty magazine stash... Even if it's possible.BahamutGriever77 17:03, April 1 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not say that Cait Sith and Yuffie are more likable than Cloud ever was. Rakanayo 02:45, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not be a squealing fanboy, Cloud and Squall will never be together. PictomancerWill
  • I must not be disappointed if Hope lets 'the hero' whine about Serah protect Cocoon feel a bit less guilty be annoying in general. Mog&Boko 19:09, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will stop referring to the noise of joy made when one gets all of the Chocographs in Final Fantasy IX has a "Chocogasm". This rule also applies to anything involving riding a Chocobo around the world X number of times. Exdeath64 02:13, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not abuse the powers of darkness for personal gain, that domain is strictly within the dominion of the antagonist. Exdeath64 03:18, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not snort or freebase Chunks of planet goo, Pieces of dead summons, Magic pulled out of weird creatures that live in your mind for no real reason aside from plot purposes, or Pieces of the lifeforce which is keeping the natural forces of the world running. Nothing good can come from this and it will probably kill anyone dumb enough to do so, and I will also not sell it to children or people too dumb or stoned to know what they are doing. Exdeath64 03:18, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will stop screaming "DIE" each time i select a command.
  • I will not try to cast meteor,firaga,death and giga graviton in real life.
  • I will not beat up people,dogs,cats and birds inorder to level up. .Psyhakiasman
  • I will not hammer the X-Button in Final Fantasy XIII in the belief that it makes the ATB fill faster or that it makes my attacks more effective. Because it doesn't. The Man In The Black Cape 18:51, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not use Flare or any variants thereof on the pizza guy if he asks for a tip when it took him three hours to find my place of residence. I will calmly take the pizza and call the "How's our service" number written on the box in an attempt to get his bum ass fired. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not threaten to "Go Kefka" on anyone's asses while holding a bottle of a toxic substance menacingly. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • You cannot junction magic to improve your test scores and it is wrong to tell freshmen you can. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Per the above, it is wrong to tell freshmen there is a draw point located in a port-a-potti, backed up toilet, locker rooms, washing areas, or the office of the dean of admissions. It is also wrong to create an elaborate projection system to make it LOOK like their is a draw point in any of these places. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not use Final Fantasy XI gil for the purposes of gambling Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not punt moogles for the purposes of gambling Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not tell N00bs that high level mobs are "just faking their level" and drop powerful weapons they can use. Yes, it IS funny to see them get smashed to pieces, but it is not funny to have to deal with pissed off administrators. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not claim that bronze lamps contain Pissed off, narcoleptic, gravity-demons. Nor will I claim that they should make physical contact with the spout of said lamp while it is light to "summon the GF". Particularly if this contact involves the genitals of said person. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Gang-beating nerds does not trigger a skillchain, it may produce a magic burst where high or intoxicated however. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • If you try to ride a cassowary, ostrich or emu like a chocobo, you deserve whatever you get. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Creatures which Are several times larger then the players are not to be messed with unless the players have the Death spell available. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Death is only useful for anything in Final Fantasy XIII no exceptions apply. Exdeath64 05:36, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will stop being obsessed over the girls of Final Fantasy. LC 07:04, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not create Aerith dolls and it is wrong to stab them repeatedly with small masmune replicas shouting "die Aerith die!" Mog&Boko 09:47, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I mut not lie to Snow and tell him that Sentinels are just as valuable as any other part of the team. (Even if they are halfwit meatshields that aren't capable of any decent damage dealing function.)Mog&Boko 09:47, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Claymore is not made of clay.
  • Rapiers did not take their name brcause they were used by rapist and rapers.
  • Death is not a summoning magic,even though you summon death. .Psyhakiasman
  • I will not use the Lesser Key of Solomon to try to summon Eidolons. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • My History Professor is not infected with Jenova cells. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Tifa's chest does not have moons orbiting it. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nor does it have a Death Star, Ragnarok Cannon, or Kagutsuchi. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Suicide bombing Square Enix headquarters will not get the next Final Fantasy XIII game released any sooner and will probably result in severe delays and your inability to actually play said games when they come out. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Video game based terrorism is wrong. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not stuff my Sentinel's undergarments with Bacon to attempt to attract enemy attacks. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • If you make it in your garage, it's not Materia. It's crystal meth. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • No matter how much you try to ignore it, Crystal Chronicles games always suck. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not tell new users that Gilgamesh is living in their basement thinking they have a rare sword. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Saying you got 100% completion on any Final Fantasy game will never get you laid. Exdeath64 07:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • It is not fair for me to consider "Dirge Of Cerberus" non cannon just because I thought it was shit. Which it was, by the way. Jamiemitsu FTW 10:02, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • None of the Final Bosses from Final Fantasy are pedophiles or homosexual...well, maybe Kuja, but that's it! Exdeath64 07:24, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Aerith does not rise from the dead to eat brains. Also known as the "Shinra is not Umbrella" rule Exdeath64 07:24, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Don Cornero is not the Tiger Woods of Final Fantasy Exdeath64 07:24, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not leave a comment for exdeath64's number of posts. .Psyhakiasman
  • If you start a thread, you should actually post to it. Exdeath64 18:50, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • I must not walk Fran into a cluster of Giza rabbits and proclaim her their queen. It is also wrong to have her brutally murder one and claim it was trying to usurp her throne. Mog&Boko 11:11, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not abandon my walkthrough and the FFWiki again out of laziness. -Lost Hero 23:15, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not defend Mystic Quest even though the concept of the monsters changing appearances as they get weaker is really cool. PictomancerWill 1:05, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not steal the personal information of users to get credit cards, a green card, or to get extra time for World of Warcraft. Exdeath64 08:59, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not fucking swear on the fucking forums to prove a fucking point to other fucking users, nor will I fucking swear on the fucking mainspace since it can fucking mess with fucking new users...Aw fuck...Exdeath64 09:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not call the FCC on a forum thread. Exdeath64 09:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Saying "Aerith" backwards, three times, with looking at a mirror does not summon her spirit. It DOES, however work with Biggie Smalls (your results may vary if outside of Colorado). Exdeath64 09:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Squall does not need Xanax, booze, pot, hookers, opiates, or any sick combination thereof. Exdeath64 09:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Vanille does not have the Death Note. Exdeath64 09:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • LARPERS may LOOK funny and easy to mock, but those fake (and sometimes real) swords hurt like a bitch if swung hard enough at the head or genitalia. Exdeath64 09:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • No, those little sheep things from XIII cannot be taken home with you. Exdeath64 09:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not question how the above mentioned little sheep things managed to survive on Gran Pulse when the rest of the world is covered in predators and Cie'th. Exdeath64 09:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not pair Balthier and Basch in my yaoi fanfictions, Cloud and Sephiroth is the standard... PictomancerWill 4:06, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not use Speechcraft to get laid. And no, that is not just because it has a low success rate. Exdeath64 22:46, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Just because Dragoon's have their hands on poles all day does not indicate that they are perverted. In addition, it is really not a good idea to mention this to someone capable of raining bloody death from on high. Exdeath64 22:46, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • I will not try to dub or give battle commentary to the Final Fantasy games that do not have voice casting already in it. PictomancerWill
  • I will stop sharpening my knife and perhaps 'get a life'. Perhaps. kuPoHunTer 18:07, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
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