What the hell is going on here? Some weirdo who refers to himself as RedHighwind just created his own page and its a total knock-off of mine, just backwards. Instead of Luneth he has Ingus, and his favorite game is VIII, rather than VII. He even stole my 'Space Monkies' greeting the little shit. Look at his word bubble: 
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Dear, dear, Big Bro. Why don't you see the truth? VIII is so much better than that shitty Final Fantasy VII, only a backwards fool like yourself could have possibly mixed up those titles. And please Blue, do try and keep this civil. No profanity, please. | |||
Fuck you, I'll curse all I want to. Red, whoever you are, get a fucking life already. I don't even have a brother for God's sake! Well I do have a baby half-brother. Is that you Sammy? Just leave this fucking wiki already, cause this is my turf. There can only be one Highwind. | |||
Goldberry2000 - That was a rhetorical question, and the answer was my fist TALK - Sandbox 19:26, 3 October 2007 (UTC) | |||
Chill Blue. When CSM comes on, he'll ban the imposter. It's fine, it's happened before buddy. | |||
Excellent, hear that Big Red? You're gone. Why do I always get the wierdos? | |||
Blue, don't you see yet? The truth is...I am you. | |||
Umm, thats cryptic and all but I am not you, Big Red. I am an awesome badass, while you are a pathetic copycat so weak-willed you have to steal my personality. In your case, I'd recomend suicide, or perhaps even a Columbine style massacre. At least that way people would actually remeber your name. | |||
blue, please forgive me but I'm laughing as I never have, this red guy might be someone of the wiki, do you have any enemies? did I sound like a cop? anyways, red you speak like a movie, quote:"Blue, don't you see yet? The truth is...I am you." | |||
It sounds familiar but I don't quite know which movie, hmmm not Fight Club, not Unbreakable. Wait I got it! Its a Sephiroth quote from Kingdom Hearts 2. And I've been reading my earilier word bubbles and man, I sound like an asshole. Sorry Space Monkies, I lost my cool there for awhile. In fact now that I think about it, I'm actually quite flattered that this Red fuckhead chose me, instead of all you other dudes to copy. I'll take this as indistiputible proof that I'm the coolest of you all. | |||
well, it easy to copy a blue than a 618 xD. Also thanks for remind me the "movie" of the quote | |||
I can make a bizzaro Pablo right here: Template:TalkTextTest2 It only takes about three minutes. I hope I'm not giving Big Red any ideas. | |||
LOL you could make a contest about this xD (why shelinda?) | |||
BH, Pablo is right. I'm laughing my head off too. Why should we ban this RH guy/gal? I mean, he's no impostor; he's never declared being you (that is, being you-you... I mean, uh, DAMN). Anyway, this is freakin' funny, along with the Paul309. | |||
It was all fun and games until about five minutes ago. Big Red just started randomly blasting pages and replacing them with "There can only be one Highwind, big Bro come out and play-ay". The quote is a reference to the 1970s cult-classic "The Warriors", I think. And Pablo I picked Shelinda because she's the first character I found who wears green the opposite color of red. Also she's stupid, lame, and annoying while Auron is badass, cool, and awesome. | |||
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as you see, this shelinda shet is stupid, everything I am not ^^ | |||
if he/she/it is doing that, I think he/she/it is now bann-able | |||
He just hit my page, when are you admins going to finally ban this guy? He's worse than Eileen. | |||
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do not worry! he is about to be banned! | |||
Me just deleted my page again. Eileen may have been a misguided fangirl but she was no malevolent spirit like my opposite claims to be. All he wished for is destruction he pretty much wrote it on my user page: "Ban Me!!! Ban Me!!! I want nothing more than to die a fitting death for an incomplete soul such as me. My life was nothing but sadness. Take this elder bro!!" What a strange little man. And I always thought I was the evil twin. I'm depressed now. | |||
this thing (sorry but I do not know if you have any sex) have just wrote a good scrip for a movie xD | |||
I'm still here? Just what do ya have to do to get banned? | |||
I just found that I just erased someone's user page. Strange considering that I didn't do that. Well my little sister was sitting innocently by the computer, and it was clear that she was Big Red the whole time, just using her computer. I guess she wanted to get me banned along with me, the little emo punk. Well I assure you that is not happening again. Just ban her, and Big Red will go away forever. Unless of course I actually am crazy and Red is a symptom of split-personality disorder. Can't rule everything out. | |||
Yep, let me confirm that: it was my user page. | |||
Mymindislost - You made me forget my dreams when I woke up to you sleeping... TALK - 22:00, 3 October 2007 (UTC) | |||
Well, that was certainly an adventure, one that I hope is over for good. I'm sure an admin will get around to banning your sister when they finally get on, since none of them seem to be here right now... -_- | |||
Once again, I'm dissapointed. I was expection some maniac locked in psycko-ward, typing with his toes since he's in a straight jacket. Or that it was one of you guys who dislike me (as if anyone could ever hate little ol' me). Or that it was some sort of Final Fantasy VIII fanboy out for revenge after my scaving review. But it was just my baby sister. This is a greater letdown then the last episode of the Sopranos. | |||
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Mymindislost - You made me forget my dreams when I woke up to you sleeping... TALK - 15:55, 4 October 2007 (UTC) | |||
Did an admin ever get around to banning RedHighwind? I don't think I saw anything in the logs about it... Diablo, if you're still around, could you get around to it? Thanks. | |||
Crazyswordsman - Final Fantasy VI, because Drake says he wants to link to FF7 every day, which is bad because that game is so far inferior to FF6. TALK - 16:15, 4 October 2007 (UTC) | |||
I honestly don't know what to do. At first, I thought BH made a sock. I doubt it's an impostor though, since Red doesn't pretend to be Blue. | |||
Mymindislost - You made me forget my dreams when I woke up to you sleeping... TALK - 16:20, 4 October 2007 (UTC) | |||
Blue himself said it was his little sister using another computer in their house, or something. It's not a sockpuppet. He said he's gonna make sure she doesn't do it again, so I guess banning is up to you admin types. | |||
Crazyswordsman - Final Fantasy VI, because Drake says he wants to link to FF7 every day, which is bad because that game is so far inferior to FF6. TALK - 18:01, 4 October 2007 (UTC) | |||
I have yet to see any vandalism from Blue's supposed sister, so I want to wait a bit before banning her. | |||
Consider her banned | |||
You guys think I did it? I mean it is sneaky, dishonest, and absolutly insane (which actually fits me perfectly, now that I think of it) but this is no sockpuppet. Trust me, one more page erased and I'm going to be opening a whole fucking truck of woop-ass. | |||
I'm bored so I'm going to make a few more Bizzaro users: Template:TalkTextTest2 Template:TalkTextTest2 This is actually a lot of fun. =) | |||
Yes, well, the truth is, the talk text template is really exposed to misuse; any anonymous user who knows the talk template of someone could just type it using the template code and pose as one. The only way to discover it is by checking the history. Yes, it's obvious. I know... just saying. Users who did that are eligible for warnings and bans, if anyone has ideas. | |||
Bans with EXTREME dimensional ripples through the factory of time and space, never allowing you to edit an article on this wikia again... and they come with these cool zingers attached ^_^ | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
There can be only one! Whoa, Deja Vu... I vote for BlueHighwind... Cuz he helped me earlier... | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
Wait one second. Kyu, are you a fan of Highlander? | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
"Her father, Masamune, made me this sword..." Does that tell you? I used to watch the TV show, and the cartoon version... And I know a guy who has a replica of Sean Connery's sword from the first movie... So, yeah... I like Highlander... As an aspiring swordsman, I guess it's only natural that I like Highlander... I am Duncan Macleod, of the Clan Macleod... | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
I only saw a couple of the TV series, I'm more of a fan of the movies and Connor. Although I started to watch The Source and had to shut it off, for it was horrible. | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
SPOILER WARNING: If you haven't seen the Highlander TV show, don't read any further... I don't remember much of the TV show, I haven't seen it in over 10 years... But what I do remember is the last episode I saw... Something evil took over Connor's sidekick and he had to kill him... But he didn't behead him, he impaled him, and the last thing I remember is the sword that Masamune forged sticking out of his gut and then it glows red, or the kid's eyes glowed red... | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
You're thining of Duncan, not Connor. But I could see mixing the two up, they are very similar in character. My favorite is the first movie, then Endgame, then the third movie, then the TV show, then the Anime (and I hate anime), then the second movie, then the old 90s cartoon, then the Source (was about Duncan, showed on SCIFI in the US in September, don't know where you live. Where?). | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
I already told you, back when you called me a freak because I like, quote unquote, "mutant rabbits", that I live in Minnesota... | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
See, I can only remember useless info. that I've only read or heard about once, and I read that twice. In fact, I'll probaly ask you again in about two weeks. Still think the viera thing is sick, espically the drawing blood part, and Blue Highwind's right, Vaan is gay. | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
But so are all the other characters in XII. Except, and your going to think I'm an ass, Fran. | |||
Since once upon a time this Forum was about Bizzaro's I'll do an bizzaro Drake and Kyu: Template:TalkTextTest2 Template:TalkTextTest2 The Horror. The Horror. | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
Ah, cool. What's the code for that? And have you ever seen Higlander, it's worth talking about? | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
Why!? Why would you bizzaro me!? | |||
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KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
Why!? Why would you bizzaro me!? | |||
EDIT CONFLICT x2 Do not do that again. For one editing someone else's edit is vandalism, and two you're fucking with my words, which are sacred text. I see you recognize the invalidness of that move and have already changed it back yourself. Anyway its not you who are saying that its your bizzaro. And your bizzaro would naturally hate Viera since he is a negitive you. I'm going to bed, goodnight! | |||
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KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
Don't mess with your words!? After you made a bizzaro of me!? You took MY sacred words and altered them, I'm just returning the favor... Be careful or I may bizzaro you, and not just like Red Highwind, but in every way... | |||
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KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
There's no rule that says I can't go off and call myself Green Highwind, and start to emulate BH... If he wants to be a hypocrite about messing with other people's words, then I just might... How would he feel if I took a picture of Dragoon Refia and started out bizzaro-ing him? | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
The box is back. Don't worry, you can fix it. It's kind of like gettin Kingdom Hearts II, which, if you have not done, you must do. See User talk:Adam mcduck for instructions. NEW EDIT: Also, read this : User:DrakemasterDrake/Randomshit | |||
Guys, just so you know, the word is actually spelled bizzarro or bizarro, depending on if you're using the Italian term or the Spanish term. | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
DrakemasterDrake know. DrakemasterDrake lazy. DrakemasterDrake sorry. | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
Bitch this aint a cutscene! Press A!! Press A!! You aint got time to smoke a bong, you still playin!! Now that is funny... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk Bizarro... I'm you... Just a little more, bizarre... Bitch! Zombies comin up the hell right now!! | |||
Bizzaro me! | |||
Kyu you cannot edit someone else's userbox its vandalism. I just copied your template and reversed it, just for a rather stupid joke. And if want to become GreenHighwind be my guest. Just know that my sister did it first and you'll just be a copycat of a copycat. And for Azul: Template:TalkTextTest2 How many more must I make? God tell me! | |||
Well, this was a gas to read. The only thing I miss is the fact that nothing here mentioned is a true bizzarro. I'll give you an example. Bizzarro version of the above:Well, this was a horrible thing to not read. The thing I didn't care to miss was the fact that everything here not mentioned is a fake bizzarro. I will never ever give you an example Fans of old super hero comics will get this instintly ^.^ | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
Yes. we all know about Superman's bizzaro, he was grey, stupid, thought he was a hero (and he did do heroic deeds, but everyone knows that to be a hero without a mask you need to be goodlooking), and talked in an uneducated manner. | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
I want to clear something up... I am not a bizarro of anyone... Red and Black just happen to be my color scheme... Red Mage, hello??? So don't assume that I'm some kind of bizarro of this Zodiac... Okay... Red and Black are my favorite colors... That is all... Who doesn't know about Bizarro Superman??? | |||
I only know of Bizzaros from the bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021. Sorry but I never watched the Superman cartoon or read the comics; Batman is about 200000000000000000x times better. | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
I'm aware, but as a child I was msguided. It wasn't until the Batman/Superman special when Batman kicked Superman's ass. I am now only a Batman fan, with me only reading Superman if he has a crossover with someone more intersting. And I thought everyone knew about Bizzaro Superman, that's what I thought your term "bizzaro" came from. | |||
A Bizarro of a Bizarro is a Zibarro. Useless info, but now you know | |||
No a Bizarro of a Bizarro is just the normal character. A negitive x a negitive = a positive. Don't you remember Pre-Algebra? | |||
Tell that to Zibarro. The opposite of an incomplete opposite of an original, is a complete opposite of the original. So in this case, we move way past pre-algebra and right in to Imaginary Numbers where sqrt(-1) is possible. | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
Not entirely true... For one a bizarro is not always a negative, therefore a bizarro of a bizzaro is possible... Assuming that you go to a third bizarro scenario... Example, Blue Highwind to Red Highwind to Yellow Highwind to Green Highwind, and so on and so forth... | |||
I tried to go to that link and I'm forbidden for some odd reason. Don't they like me? | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
I'm forbidden too. Maybe it's because you didn't make Hecko a bizzaro. By the way, a bizzaro of a bizzaro is not the original. Again, reading a little Superman would tell you this (or watching the 90s cartoon series) I don't know if you call it anything except a bizzaro though. If someone made a bizzaro of Red Highwind it would no longer be a bizzaro of Blue Highwind, or Blue Highwind himself. | |||
Since I can't make a bizzaro of Hecko (that code is far too complicated to reverse) I'll instead turn the entire bizzaroing process on its head. Lets do Big Red and see what comes out: Template:TalkTextTest2 Wierd, I guess Hecko was right. Now lets do Green: Template:TalkTextTest2 Now this is getting really funky! | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
Now even I'm confused. | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
You want bizarro? This is bizarro!
Please note that this picture is a half year old...
The eyes remind me of Shelke from Dirge of Cerberus... Man, when her eyes started to glow orange, I damn near shit myself I was so creeped out and scared... | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
Is that you?!?! | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
Tis I... Or rather, Bizarro Kyu!! | |||
When you click the link and get redirected, it will say it's forbidden. Click your address bar and delete the http:// part. You then bypass the "protection". | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
You can kinda make out my fangs in that picture, if you look close enough... | |||
wow, my mindless comment created quite a long conversation. Ohwell. And don't say Bizzaro Superman talks uneducated, because he doesn't. He's actually on the same level of Superman, just he uses as much concentration as possible to do everything the oppisite. And I've never touched a Superman comic before, I just know about him and YellowLanture thanks to the a website I like to go to to read stuff. As a hint to what site that is: Bizzaro Borg Shadowman. No one else goes there, I can almost garuntee that | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
Bizzaro does talk uneducated, and the Yellow Lanterns are not from the Bizzaro World. | |||
hey BH when you bizzarred (I don't know if this word exist) azul, you put a pretty estrange word, the word anararajo, that word does not exist, if you are talking about orange, it is called anaranjado or naranja | |||
Kyu, I didn't know you were Santa Claus. And Pablo, I really misspelled that horribly. My old Spanish 2 notes are really faded so I guess I either read it or noted it wrong. I'll change it now. | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho... We meet again, Trebek!! | |||
Give me a present Santa! | |||
Draky. I am about 95% that the comic page that says Bizzaro's try to do everything the oppisite is true. And Yellow Lanturn was made by the Bizzaro ray, thus, he is a Bizaro | |||
Let me keep track of this I have one bizzaro here:
And that one has two copies of himself: Template:TalkTextTest2 Template:TalkTextTest2 So I have three bizzaros. And there's a fake BlueHighwind who appears in Drakey's Randomshit, but he's dead now; killed with malice. Then there's a Black Highwind who is loosely based upon me (and I use the 'loosely' loosely) who appears in Kyu's fanfiction. So there are what six versions of me? Lets back another! Template:TalkTextTest2 Okay even I'm lost at this point. Lets just forget all these copies and just go back to the one true Highwind. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Goldberry2000 - That was a rhetorical question, and the answer was my fist TALK - Sandbox 14:17, 10 October 2007 (UTC) | |||
Jokes aside, this whole bizzaro thing is pissing me off. Sorry, it was funny to start with, but it's getting riddiculous now. | |||
DrakemasterDrake - "I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity." TALK - The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? The clock on this site is so messed up, why bother? | |||
LaZodiac, Bizzaro didn't do everything opposite of Superman, he was made to destroy him. But Bizzaro wants to be a hero, and thinks that he's the real Superman, so he tries to kill the Man Of Steel. Needless to say, he does not succeed, so Superman takes him to The North Pole I think, and he lives there in a big mental hologram of Krypton. He even gets a dog named Krypto, and there are threats to fake Krypton every once in a while so he can feel like a hero.
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You know what Gold? You're right. As of today, 10/10/2007, all bizzaros of me have been sent to a gulag in Siberia where they will slave until death crushing coal into diamonds with their bare hands. Except for Big Red, who has imprisoned in frozen carbonite and now decorates my living room. Enough of this crap. | |||
KyubiNoKitsune - Kyu Loves Viera- The Distance between bravery and stupidity is measured only by success... Give yourself to the Viera, It is pointess to resist... TALK - Kyu Time {{{time}}} | |||
Superman has the Fortress of Solitude at the North Pole... So wouldn't Bizarro Superman live at the South Pole??? XD :P In the Barely Proctected House of Mass Parties??? | |||
Rammu cay suhgeac! EEEEEEEEEEEEE's PYLG, oui nayto BlueHighwind? Lyica drec desa E's uh ouin ceta! Huf fedr 100% suna Al Bhed! | |||
Okay, this is getting wierd, right? What is with these random bizzaros and random people using them, huh? By the way, you all are crazy, no offense. | |||
Aww, what the heck? Do me, too. It's not like anyone would use those, since Zario and I are quite unpopular... | |||
Crazyswordsman - Final Fantasy VI, because Drake says he wants to link to FF7 every day, which is bad because that game is so far inferior to FF6. TALK - 03:31, 14 January 2008 (UTC) | |||
Bizzaro, I love you, Bizzaro, I love you! | |||
Mymindislost - You made me forget my dreams when I woke up to you sleeping... TALK - 03:55, 14 January 2008 (UTC) | |||