Kinda stupid, but, whatever. Anyway, these are the rules. Take any two villains from a movie/game/book/whatever, whether you care (e.g. like) for them or not (e.g. despise), and pick a location, whether it be a actual location in a movie/game/book/whatever or a generic place (like the surface of the Sun or under the Pacific Ocean) for the entire purpose of a chaotic duel. Also, each of the villains and the location must be from a different movie/game/book/whatever. And the two villains must be a verified villain in some way (e.g. no Barney or Teletubies). Only create one at a time, and the next person chooses who wins (details optional). I recommend high doses of Willing Sense Of Disbelief, Rule Of Cool and Rule Of Fun, Rule Of Funny. I'll start.
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Hexedmagica - Rathalos: World Tour/All Ass Sword TALK - My companions' feelings have been etched upon this body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One who matches the gods! CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN! {{{time}}} | |||
Hitler wins by pushing Sephy from behind into the power core.
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Tabuu wins because the cave's too small for the Undiying.
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The Joker wins because he's the real thing, not some copy.
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Quetzal8788 - Blindly groping my way around the community. Do not be alarmed! TALK - 13:31, 7 August 2008 (UTC) | |||
Emperor wins by simply leaving the Cloverfield monster in the freshly-formed black hole, leaving dramatically in an escape-pod-like spaceship.
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8bit BlackMage - Beyond the Sky TALK - Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you... um... ._.; - {{{time}}} | |||
Kraken (Pirates) wins simply by swallowing Kraken (FFIX) with one gulp. Kraken (Pirates) then dies because he swallowed up the entire lake with that gulp and has no more water available to thrive in. Fidel Castro (incapacited in a wheelchair) vs. Queen Brahne in a holding cell of Guantamano Bay. | |||
Castro 'cause he calls upon his machine gun armed bodyguards to execute Brain.
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The plane, because it crashes and kills them both. If that doesn't count, then I choose Ocelot because he's from MGS.
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Born from Darkness Talk · Contribs 22:33, 7 August 2008 (UTC) | |||
Light, because he's god.
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Sephiroth wins because he doesn't have pink hair.
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Cancer, very few things beat cancer. Onaga (MK series) vs. Xande on Final destination (yeah, the SSBB level) | |||
8bit BlackMage - Beyond the Sky TALK - Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you... um... ._.; - {{{time}}} | |||
Xande dies first for being a pitifully weak villain. He attempts to whack what's-his-face with his pole, overshoots and falls off the ledge. Then Cloud of Darkness appears from the abyss and her little snake buddies eat what's-his-face. Judge Gabranth and Judge Bergan vs. Jabba the Hut and Darth Vader in a globe of cotton candy. Why are you looking at me like that? | |||
Gabranth and Beragn wins because after killin Jabba, it's corpse fell on Vader and kill him instantly. The Boss (MGS3) vs. Edea in a flowerfield. | |||
edea because her face burns a hole in boss' brain,
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Kefka wins by exiting the toilet and flushing Bowser (and a large amount of fried chicken) into the sewers. Kefka, however, is subsequently shot repeatedly by a horde of rednecks angered over the destruction of the sacred KFC-filled toilet.
The Prophet of Truth (Halo) vs. Ultimecia on top of a skyscraper in New York City.
SPARTAN 119 14:58, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Ultimecia since her outfit distracted The Prophet of Truth so much he fell of.
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Both guys suck. Auron appears and strangles them both with a pillow. Oh yeah, and he torches the joint with the "nog" bottle.
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Barrack calls upon his legions of mindless follwers to kill then consume Tifa, all the while keeping that calm and reassuring smile plasterd on his face.
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Chaos wins because he sends Ultemecia back to the FF8 Universe
Sephy and Kuja. Vs. Ultemecia and Cloud of darkness in a water filled tank with hungry sharks Poliwirl100 20:53, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
They all die from the combined power of gayness and slutiness Queen Beryl Vs. Jester in the jungles of Cambodia. | |||
Krystal Tomlin - "When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in our way." TALK - To amend for my sins... - "Wouldn't wanna be you!" | |||
They both die from a snake bite.
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Frodo, because he can put on the one ring and hide from Tidus in all his whiny glory, who would no doubt freeze in seconds due to the design of his "outfit"
- a full health Dark King(MQ) vs. a 1-HP Ruby Weapon(VII) at, uh, Bates motel(:?) Initial Reality 05:19, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Ruby WEAPON, because everything except for Pazuzu sucks in MQ.
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