DNC Logo Idear

Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and each week I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous! If you have any requests for future fights, please feel free to leave a message here.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or who you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week.

  • You may vote only once.
  • If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
  • If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section.
  • To vote, leave the following "#~~~~" and you are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous.
  • Add your votes to the bottom of the list
  • If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
  • Do not alter the format of this page.

Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed. Ties may be called if the victor won by a margin of 10% or less.

Week 148: Squall v. Lightning

Squall Gunblade
Dnc v
Because they have essentially the same hair... WINNER!

Votes for Mr. Hair

  1. "Whatever..." Nothing more to say. Hazetar 11:11, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Because he is much like me/I'm much like him. Although he clearly doesn't love maths. He's missing something. KujaRhapsodos 22:07, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Squall will always get my vote for his Whatever atitude. Bjarnster 22:12, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  4. I have nothing against Lightning, but Squall will always be my favorite Soren 4ever 22:15, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  5. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 22:28, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  6. He has a more tolerable personality. More stylish(Fur-collar jacket/SeeD Uniform/overall reasonable attire>Mini-skirt) And it takes a big badass to excel in using a weapon that can't function like part of it's namesake would have you think. Heart of da' Lion, baby! AnonyMan
  7. Lightning is pretty cool I guess, better than Squall. --Gamer2127 00:06, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Because his gunsword is the original. Mynameissora 01:15, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Because he has a scar, and the Lionheart, what can go wrong? PinkAye 21:48, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Because Disidia has done nothing but add to his coolness. And a hero who prefers to fight alone because he WANTS to gets points in my book. Sorry Lightning... King of Noobs 02:05, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  11. First, 'cause although most of Squall's outfit sucks, that's a cool jacket (all of Lightning's outfit sucks.) Second, because Squall's Gunblade looks more like a gunblade and less like an oversized switchblade. But most of all, simply because I hate Lightning (the character only.) Finally, go talk to a wall. The.DreadnoughT 02:29, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Hair. LC 02:39, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  13. I hate both final fantasy XIII and Lightning, furthermore at least Squall is interesting. Badag 12:27, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Tonberi Shadou 13:36, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Because if I could bed a hot cosplay Squall I would xD And I found Lightning to be a man in a skirt :L FinalFantasyAerith 16:26, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  16. Definitely Squall.Sephiroth gainsborough
  17. Squall for sure.Angellus Mortis
  18. Are you serious? Squall wins; hands down, and I'm not even a fan of him. Eyestothesky 18:30, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  19. Lightning is awesome, but I'm gay for Squall. <3 SamSandy 20:42, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  20. Well, I'm not gay for squall. maybe more on the bi side :p <3 User:Leonhart178
  21. This has been the toughest vote for m, but Squall is BADA$$Acboyz2
  22. The guy that started it... Netherith
  23. i like them both more than cloud, haha, il go with squall MrAllStar2
  24. Tough decision. But Squall wins for me. --Silver Mage Ω 05:11, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  25. . For a really cool and symbolic design, a great weapon, and proper character devolpment across the story, Squall gets my vote. -Alexlayer.
  26. I've yet to play FF13 and I've had FF8 since I was a kid so I vote for Squall.

--Sencilia 10:32, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

  1. I still don't get the hair thing, but I vote Squall. CheeseNinja 14:39, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. 04:28, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I don't like Squall that much, I just choose him because I hate Lightning. 15:58, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  3. 19:23, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Because he's one of the few FF characters to whine he DOESN'T want friends, rather than the other way around

Votes for Ms. Hair

  1. Because while I don't hate Squall and actually kinda like him, Lightning helps fill in the undeniable, unignorable void in the series where the much-needed female heroes should go. Plus, her Gunblade > Squall's, and she's badass enough to steal Kain's cape. Doreiku Kuroofangu 21:57, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Leon's a bitch and Lightning's hot. Nough Said. OwlEye
  3. Her Gunblade is WAY better then Squall's. NeoZEROX 22:43, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  4. First. Strong. Female. Hero. Ever! Cluna 06 22:57, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  5. C'mon! She's hot! And if that's not reason enough....Squall was a pussy. Not saying I don't like Squall...I Just prefer Lightning. .::\\NinjaSolution//::. 23:20, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Ghost of Christmas Past 00:16, May 6, 2010 (UTC): Since this was so popular last time:
    Canta per me ne addio
    Quel dolce suono
    De' passati giorni
    Mi sempre rammenta
    La vita dell'amore
    Dilette del cor mio
    O felice, tu anima mia
    Canta addagio...
    Tempra la cetra e canta
    Il inno di morte
    A noi si schiude il ciel
    Volano al raggio
    La vita dell'amore
    Dilette del cor mio
    O felice, tu anima mia
    Canta addio...
  7. Haven't played XIII yet, and still she's awesome!Likeacupcake 01:18, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Lets face it.Female Cloud.I need say no more.HolyHighwind 01:22, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Because unlike Squall, Lightning is actually badass. Xaphnir 02:45, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  10. "Nice gun." Hyacynth 03:54, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  11. PLEASE WIN!!!!!!!!!she's the coolest!Kayreeed 04:14, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  12. I think her hair is nicer. The random pink helps compensate for her GAR personality. Plus, Squall's looks oily. Lightning's look wavier and more natural...ignoring the color. ClixPsi 04:15, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  13. I did play FFXIII only for a while so I can't judge her full character, but Squall is one of mine most disliked protagonists in FF universe, so she clearly wins over him in this one... MMLN メーマウリアン 07:09, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  14. I prefer Lightning over Squall. Squall's personality really ticks me off, and though Lightning's personality wasn't so perfect either, my vote goes for Lightning. Destriker73 07:57, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Lighting's way cooler than Squall! ララ・ルナ・ステラ姫 FFTA2-FrimeldaSprite.png 09:34, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  16. Same hair? Lightning clearly has better hair. (also, like the character more, that sorta thing)--Otherarrow 11:58, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  17. Having played both games (and having yet to finish both *cough*), I've come to the conclusion, that Lightnings the better character for me. While Squall seemed way too cold in my eyes, Light's cold attitude just seems right to me. Furthermore, I consider her to be stronger, and so... My vote goes to Lightning MirrorshardSceada 12:12, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  18. -Henryacores^ 12:24, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  19. Because I finished XIII and love it. Lightning is a very cold character. but she's a girl, so it's alright. A.J. two (Smashboards) 14:50, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  20. She could kick Squall's ass any day. Not to mention, her gunblade shoots actual bullets instead of causing wrist cramp. Jamiemitsu FTW 19:33, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  21. Squall was enough of an idiot to carry Rinoa across the world map for half of the game. Lightning is a pretty hardcore dyke who actually knows how to fight, instead of just using GFs. Plus, FFVIII was stupid. oglop_master 16:16, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  22. Munk451 I hate to abandon my alter-ego, but Lightning is really nice! When in doubt, pick the chick!
  23. I'm obsessed with XIII and she looks awesome. FFVIIACCXD
  24. It is an insult to Lightning to say she is modeled after Cloud. She is her own person and the interactions of the XIII cast as a whole far surpasses that of any other game. And yeah, nice gun. 8bit 02:03, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  25. She have punched/slapped/bitched at every person so far. Another vote for Lightning. OavatosDK◕‿◕ 02:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  26. For the record, Lightning is NOT my favorite character in XIII. That honor belongs to Sazh, followed shortly by Fang. But she easily takes third, and she still has more than twice the character of Squall. Nokareon
  27. Since the whole FFXIII cast are aswesome (except for Snow)and the whole FFVIII cast are annoying dull and lack any real personality, my vote goes for Lightning.Raven3005 08:30, May 7, 2010 (GMT)
  28. My vote goes for Light-san of course ~ HEH. Regoli11:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  29. Because she's Lighting :> DragoonNobodies 11:51, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  30. I'm not really a fan of Squall's personality; he seems too cold to me. Lightning's personality and character is more real than his. Her gunblade is so much cooler, too. Plus, she's like a female Cloud in every way. So, my vote goes to the pink-haired, female Cloud! <3 Hytey 12:45, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  31. Lightning kicks ass! She's a strong female protagonist, She is super hot, and Her gunblade is badass! Sorry Squell you'll always be my guy in dissidia, but I got to go with Light.--Uzuki18 14:32, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. I really like Lightning. She's awesome! 04:45, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. 18:52, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Light is cooler than squall

Peanut Gallery

Unless I'm missing something...or it's actually a joke, I'm not seeing the hair thing. Lightning does seem to have a few similarities with Squall despite having apparently been design as a female Cloud. Heck their concept arts are almost the exact same. AnonyMan 22:41, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

I think we're both missing a joke. I thought it was because they both had gunswords. Mynameissora 01:14, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

I've not played XIII, so I'm not sure if I should really take part in this one. Er, go Squall? Apathetic Piggy 22:56, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

BH, don't...just don't. Doreiku Kuroofangu 00:31, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
@Gamer2127's comment: Wot?.
Lol failed.Mynameissora 01:17, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
Haven't you people realized Gamer always does that? KujaRhapsodos 02:06, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
Sarcasm is really hard to type. King of Noobs 02:08, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

.... You vetoed me for this fight just to spite me, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!?! *sigh*... If I were able to vote, I'd vote for Squall, because even as badass as Lightning is, she can't (at least not at the point where I am) OHKO every single ENEMY in the game. King Nothing Speak now, vermin! 11:18, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

WTF why is Squall getting his ass handed to him?!X(Mynameissora 14:08, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe because more people like Lightning? Doreiku Kuroofangu 14:56, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
Lightning is the new character, but she is so awesome. She takes Squall's weapon, Cloud's personality, and Terra' femaleness. I can see why everyone could be voting in her favor. A.J. two (Smashboards) 15:14, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
It could also be that people like Lightning because they are tired of seeing emos like her female counterpart, Cloud and her lover, Sephiroth. Squall doesn't count because he isn't emo, just a jerk/borderline douche. P.S. I voted anyway! 8D Judge Balthier Griever Emblem 15:32, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
It is nice to see that you took a shot at VII characters despite them not being relevant to this fight at all. It makes total sense.--Oranejo 17:30, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
Well, thank you! I thought it made perfect sense as well! I can has cookie now? Seriously, it was a joke, lighten up and get over it. Go Lightning! Judge Balthier Griever Emblem 20:25, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
A lot of fans, in all fandoms, think they have something to prove by hating on the most popular installment in a series. Lightning is a new character (I can't judge her qualities as, again, I've not played XIII) who seems to have gone over well. Nobody's burnt on her yet, but eventually the fans'll turn on her too. That's usually how these sorts of things go. Besides, it's not like half the votes are for well-thought out reasons. Go song lyrics! Apathetic Piggy 19:20, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Seriously Lightning is a man in a skirt :/ She irrititates me as a women... FinalFantasyAerith 16:33, May 6, 2010 (UTC) I kind of get the hair joke. If Square were to do an updated rendering of Squall, I'd imagine his hair would probably look pretty much identical to Lightnings, just brown. Still...I thought the more logical comparison would of been the whole gunblade thing...Oh, and yeah, while Lightning may be a girl with a manly attitude, you gotta admit, Squall, for the better part of the game, is a man with girl's attitude...and I'm talking the moody "leave me alone or else" PMS girl's attitudeEyestothesky 19:19, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

What moody PMS attitude, Squall had Bi-Polar disorder, when? How is being extremely aloof and nonchalant equate to a girl's attitude?AnonyMan 20:15, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
Hey hey!! Squall does not get PMS! He doesn't nag or whinge properly xD FinalFantasyAerith 05:17, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Nor does he run over people with the Bitchmobile like Lightning probably would! And futhermore, I'll understand people who call him a jerk, but he matures into a born leader over the course of the game. As for anyone who calls him a douche, that's nothing but pure ignorance at its worst: Squall is shown, generally speaking, to be pretty damned intelligent. He might not have as much sheer intellect as, say, Hojo or Doctor Odine (whom you must admit are both geniuses, if not super-geniuses), but he's definitely above average. King Nothing Speak now, vermin! 11:23, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

I'm refusing to read the comments and votes for fear of spoilers. Nokareon

Week 147: Montblanc v. Shantotto

Dnc v
49 1/2 to 28
Tiny mages full of might, always ready for a fight. Can the primo Moogle best her at her own craft, or will it be Shantotto who has the last laugh? WINNER!

Votes for Kupo-po!

  1. C'mon, who can resist the pom-pom! King of Noobs 15:43, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Because Shantotto's "laugh" is grating. Jeppo 15:49, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Shantotto is from FFXI, 'nuff said Bjarnster 16:20, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Shantotto got on my nerves in Dissidia ¬¬ Pom poms ftw!! XD FinalFantasyAerith 16:28, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Kupo! I personally don't know anything about the other one... what game is that from again? Kupo. Zeypher 17:13, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  6. He looks so sweet. Hazetar 18:08, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Shantotto is annoyingAcboyz2 19:15, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  8. The Moogle is better than the projectile used in the game of "Dissidia Baseball". though not by much. Also because Montblanc is (slightly) less annoying than that laugh. The.DreadnoughT 19:32, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Kupo! Kupo-po... Every time you vote against a moogle in the DNC you crush a kupo nut and begin to starve a moogle. Mog&Boko 19:35, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  10. I second the above post. Shantotto doesn't even begin to measure up to Montblanc. oglop_master 16:36, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  11. He's a good character to have in your party. (I like FFTA and FFTA2) genesisrocks
  12. This is by far the most Kupo story I've ever heard! -Nokareon
  13. I do not like Shantotto in Dissidia at all and I have played FFXI only for few days, so my vote, gets the guy from the Rabanastre Clan Hall...MMLN メーマウリアン 21:07, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Montblanc took the place of Stiltzkin as my favorite Moogle ever, so... Well, that's all I need to say. Sol Vent 22:45, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  15. He reminds me of fudge, brown sugar, maple, caramell, chestnuts, and oh-so many brown coloured sweets... Cheers to you, Kuzzy-wuz-- I mean, Lala! I totally meant to call you Lala. Inside joke. <.< But I love you too, Shantotto! D: 尾藤 23:16, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  16. Uh, epic cousin to Hurdy anyone? PinkAye 19:38, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  17. Because Shantotto is annoying as all get out. And becuase Led Zepplin is extremely overrated. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 03:36, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  18. He's Hurdy's brother for jesus's sake. -Henryacores^ 10:40, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  19. I hate shantotto's laugh. bananabas 13:19, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  20. No contest at all. JohnnyC 15:17, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  21. Kupo! Uppfinnarn 15:57, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  22. because the other one annoys me Kassandria 16:25, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  23. When I lost Montblanc in a Jagd in FFTA, I started weeping. Well, no, not really, but still.Mynameissora 18:30, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  24. Better game I guess.. LC 18:40, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  25. Voting cause 1. I love Moogles 2. Montblanc is in he games that i have actually played and own. Shantotto....only seen ..that thing whatever it is (mouse?) in Dissidia on Youtube. D.Dark. 19:39, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  26. Kupopo~ Karu
  27. Lizard Men!? Sunpanda2012 23:11, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  28. I am Montblanc, Kupo!!! Regigliak 02:26, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  29. I get annoyed by Shantotto, so I'll go ahead and vote for Montblanc. *wonders where Kuzlalala is* Hytey 09:11, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  30. kupoooo in FFTA he is the character that i always count on he is a moogle a black mage and for me thats my name BLK.MAGE.MOG 09:30, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  31. Yes! I could finally vote for Montblanc! (though I slightly less like him now...) ララ・ルナ・ステラ姫 FFTA2-FrimeldaSprite.png 09:51, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  32. I like this little guy. --Evnyofdeath 17:03, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  33. After being in 3 games (good by the way), he is probably the king of known moogles. The spunky moogle from Ivalice gets my vote. Updraft Reiza
  34. A Moogle is a Moogle! .::\\NinjaSolution//::. 20:16, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  35. Shantotto was in Dissidia, but I do not own it. So, I will be "Kupo of Kupo nuts". A.J. two (Smashboards) 20:49, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  36. Montblanc was a kupo moogle. *Nod*. Caellach
  37. Not the best moogle ever but still great NeoExdeath 04:15, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  38. Well, Shantotto is kinda annoying in Dissidia. Anyway, Montblanc always helps me in FFXII like giving me tips on my hunting marks and where to find them! Montblanc is in overall better than Shantotto.. So my vote goes to Montblanc.--TerraBranford145322 08:58, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  39. Two words: Shantoto's laugh. Lord Knight Xiron 22:25, April 30, 2010 (UTC)Lord Knight Xiron
  40. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Cute!!!!!!! Rinoa Leonheart 06:16, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  41. No contest. Montblanc is my shining hope for moogle-kind, and Shantoto is a batsh** crazy b*** in XI... Anobi 16:22, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  42. Know very little about either, but at least Montblanc dosent speak in rhyme... All the time... Lemon and lime, e.t.c Jamiemitsu FTW 19:58, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  43. Kupo... Montblanc is bad ass. He gives you the hardest mark in Final Fantasy XII... and he is soooooo cute...look the pom-pom. He is the far best moogle in the series. KirArik10:47, May 3,2010 (UTC)
  44. Kupo in FFXII was so cute,so definetly vote for all Kupoぴ. Slencia 18:16, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  45. Montblanc is terrible, and people who idolize him creep me out. --Gamer2127 19:21, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  46. Only one of the 2 I know. Mog's the better playable moogle anyway. TARDISES 15:08, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  47. Creepy char deserves no votes Johuotar 11:55, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. I'm currently playing FFTA, so my vote goes to the small, moogly one. 17:55, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Though I hate not the lady's arcane might, I must vote Montblanc to win this fight. 05:18, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Much love for the moogles, and much hate for that snarky "lady's" laugh in Dissidia. Also, FFXI does not exist in my soul. Rather, MMORPG's would eat my soul so I haven't played it.# 17:43, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Votes for Oh-hohoho!

  1. Voting for the one with the best quotes in Dissidia. "Why is something burning? You'll look better on ice! Your hair is a distraction! Inside your head is the Void." Doreiku Kuroofangu 15:59, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Because I have a feeling she'll need votes. And her EX Mode is rape. Moocowisi 16:22, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  3. BlueHighwind : The Queen of Light took her bow and then she turned to go
    The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom and walked the night alone
    Oh, dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light
    The Dark Lord rides in force tonight, and time will tell us all
    Oh, throw down your plow and hoe, race now to my bow
    Side by side we wait the might, of the darkest of them all
    I hear the horses thunder down in the valley below
    I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon, waiting for the eastern glow
    The apples of the valley hold the seeds of happiness
    The ground is rich from tender care, which they do not forget, no, no
    Dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light
    The apples turn to brown and black, the tyrant's face is red
    Oh, war is the common cry, pick up your swords and fly
    The sky is filled with good and bad, mortals never know
    Oh well, the night is long, the beads of time pass slow
    Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow
    The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath
    The drums will shake the castle wall, the Ringwraiths ride in black (ride on)
    Sing as you raise your bow, (ride on) shoot straighter than before
    No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold
    Oh, dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light
    The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back, bring it back
    At last the sun is shining, the clouds of blue roll by
    With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes
    Oh, bring it back, bring it back...
  4. Ohohoho! FaythOfFenrir 17:38, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Voting for her just to ask what on earth that poem was. Exdeath64 20:10, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  6. I don't really know a lot about either of these characters, but my vote has to slide towards Shantotto. Not only does she liven up Dissidia, but her spells flow nicely together.Kamikaze Pardee 23:32, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Wait, what? Shantotto is getting her ass kicked? Do you people not comprehend the awesomeness or something?--Oranejo 02:38, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  8. I have only seen these two in cameos. I have to say I thought Shantotto's Dissidia appearance was more interesting than receiving missions from Montblanc in FFXII. ClixPsi 02:52, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  9. It's Shantotto.I don't need a reason.--StragusLore 04:44, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  10. I have my reasons Commander Kain Highwind 18:39, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  11. As a long time FFXI player, I have seen Shantotto do horrific, horrible things to her enemies. As a long time FFTA player I know Montblanc is a decent black mage, but little more. Therefore, my choice is clear. Swmystery 14:46, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Since it's a battle of ability Shantotto would mop the floor with Montblanc. She's a much more accomplished character than he is. She's one of the big dogs in FFXI, she's not too nice but she's entertaining(esepcially amongst Dissida's cast)AnonyMan 19:25, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Meh, I'll just go for Shantotto. She's just so epic! FinalAnnihilator 20:09, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Her laugh. That's enough to vote for her don't you think? XxRikku-chanxX 22:28, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
  15. While I haven't played XI, I did like her in Dissidia and I just can't abide bunny ears on moogles. Hyacynth 00:11, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  16. I love moogles, but Shantotto stole my heart in Dissidia with her awesome spells and quotes.
  17. KujaRhapsodos 11:04, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  18. Permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Wait, what? Oh well. 8bit 15:08, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  19. Magic awesomeness! Intercision 16:31, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  20. I hate both characters, but I hate Montblanc far more for being the creme de la creme of overrated schite from that overrated schitefest Ivalice Alliance that fucking ruined the original world of Ivalice.Neo Bahamut 21:22, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  21. Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
    A-wanted a woman, never bargained for you
    Lots of people talkin', few of them know
    soul of a woman was created below, yay
    You hurt and abuse, tellin' all of your lies
    Run 'round sweet baby, lord, how they hypnotize
    Sweet little baby, I don't know where you been
    Gonna love you baby, here I come again
    Every day I work so hard, bringin' home my hard-earned pay
    Try to love you, baby, but you push me away
    Don't know where you're goin', only know just where you've been
    Sweet little baby, I want you again
    That's not my babe
    Ah, ah, ah, ah
    Did you ever look-up my woman
    Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
    Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
    Ahh, ah, ah, ah, ah
    Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh, ahh
    Oh, yeah, alright, alright
    Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah
    Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
    Oh, I don't like when you're mystifyin' me
    Oh, don't leave me so confused, now
    Whoa, baby
    Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
    Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
    Take it easy, baby, let them say what they will
    Tongue wag so much when I send you to Hell, oh, yeah, alright
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, ah
    Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Hexed 12:36, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  22. Every woman has regrets. User:RosalynSable
  23. I don't really know much about Shantottto, but every time I play Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, I send Montblanc on a "harmless" trip to a jagd. Xaphnir 03:48, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  24. I am voting for the rhyming one. Huzzah for rhyme.--Otherarrow 12:27, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  25. I like Shantotto a fair bit, and with Zeppelin on her side, nary a thing in a just world should stop her. --Apathetic Piggy 07:11, May 4, 2010 (UTC
  26. The professor is obviously more powerful! Shantotto's Ascension! Time-mage 14:43, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  27. No surprise here, being the resident FFXI expert. T·A·C·T·I·C·A·N·G·E·L

Anonymous Votes

  1. Shantotto pwns. 22:08, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. 'cause she's cute. 14:50, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

Week 146: Behemoth v. Malboro

Amano Behemoth FII
Dnc v
FF2 Malboro Artowrk
57.5 to 50
Two of the hallmarks of creaturedom in all of Final Fantasy, the might Behemoth and the reviled Malboro. Can any stand next up to the mightiest of creatures, or will it fall to the pestilence of nature? WINNER!
Amano Behemoth FII

Votes for Behemoth

  1. FaythOfFenrir 03:50, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Marlboro is just annoying, plan the right resistances and bang, his main hit is gone. Also... Behemoth sounds cooler.Likeacupcake 03:51, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Faethinte audio detesta a los behemotes, hijos de la gran puta, que se pudran en el infierno carajos de mierda.
  4. Absolutely no competition. A Behemoth would rip that mother f***ing marlboro to shreads, eat him, sh*t him back out, and use what's left for toilet paper... just saying. JFHavoc 04:34, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Ultima 10:59, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Marlboro may be annoying with that bad breath attack, but all you need is a ribbon and you've already won..Behemoth on the other hand, has physical strength AND meteor, and they were so hard in FFIV with all those counterattacks, they even had the boss theme played whenever fighting them..--Koori-san 12:04, April 16, 2010 (UTC)koori-san
  7. Malboros are cheap. Behemoths, however are powerful in its own right in both physical brawn and magical might. Jeppo (Talk | contribs) 12:11, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  8. They always are really powerfull and look much cooler Kassandria 12:54, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  9. I hate Malboros Bad Breath. Hazetar 14:57, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Hey I have to admit malboro's are freakin' annoying but Behemoth's in FFIV are almost impossible even with level 80+ party! genesisrocks
  11. The Behomoths deserve this vote. Try playing XIII - once you get the Behemoths to stand on two legs, they will attack you with Sunder, which is about 75% Instant-KO. --A.J. two 16:05, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Because they don't feel the need to use bad breath. God, I hate that attack. Moocowisi 16:44, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Blykus 17:52, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Because Behemoths are awesome in XIII. SilverChronoSig4 18:00, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  16. I've had numerous K.O.s by King Behemoths in X, due to their horrible Meteor spell. They were much more frightening than Malboros. Intercision 18:42, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  17. Behemoths can actually be dangerous(sometimes they can even be considered mini-bosses, see FFIV), while Malboros can be nuisances at most with their Status Attacks. Bad Breath is an useful Blue Magic in FFTA2:GotR though. Uppfinnarn 19:27, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  18. Because they're huge, cooler looking, and don't remind me of a brand of cigarettes. Plus, in my opinion, Behemoths are a lot harder to beat. For Malboros, all you need is a ribbon or Esuna. Hytey 12:39, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  19. Malboros creep me out a bit. I dunno. And I enjoy hearing the word behemoth in XII with an accent. Oglop Master
  20. FUCK YOU, YOU GOD DAMN METEOR SPAMMING SON OF A...*Static*... we at the Salem Mercy Asylum apologize for the actions of Exdeath64. We don't know how he got out of his cell, and least of all how he managed to figure out how to get the password for the Wardens computer. Exdeath64 22:33, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  21. I'm basing this on FFIV. Behemoths were harder there. Plus i just think they're cooler in general.--DarkTriforce 00:50, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  22. my ass got kicked more often by Behemoth-type creatures, than Malboros :P That's why he got my vote. MMLN メーマウリアン 01:35, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  23. Behemoth summoning in Dissidia while hitting with a seemingly nonlethal HP Attack is noobish....but it gets the job done. Marlboro on the other hand, only works when you're near. --Silver Mage Ω 03:30, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  24. NarutoDetective 04:11, April 17, 2010 (UTC)baaaah forget about marlboro man! check this out The Behemoth is probably one of the most flexible enemy in the Final Fantasy enemy tier! Marlboro's are pretty much a predictable enemy! status ailments and what not! besides i think the marlboro being a kind of a limp piece of vegetation is WEAK! SO YEAH!! Behemoth all the way! Their tougher, bigger, stronger, flexible and most importantly they have fangs!! sharp pointy deadly fangs!!! not that pathetic chiseled puny excuse for a teeth the marlboro has hahahaha xD
  25. OwlEye There's a reason animals eat plant.
  26. The Malboro pisses me off. The Behemoth looks much more badass, so it gets my vote.KefkaPVI 17:06, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  27. Behemoths are cool. Malboros creep me out and remind me of cigarettes O.o XxRikku-chanxX 17:20, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  28. The Marlboro is very boring,Behemoth is badass (and even a bit tricky IV). White Mage From Hell
  29. Malboros caused me lots of game overs. LC 18:50, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  30. Behemoth is definitely harder and has better attacks compared to the Marlboro. Plus, it's cool to see how it has changed over the years and is still one of the series' hardest foes, sometimes even after the final boss has been taken care of.Kamikaze Pardee 21:25, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  31. A ribbon and that ugly deformed thing is dead. Behemoth on the other hand takes a bit too take down. Another thing is that Behemoth appear in most games unlike Marlboro which only appears in IV (as of my knowledge anyway). And no one can argue that Behemoth isnt a cooler name then Marlboro. D.Dark. 00:05, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  32. Because Malboros need status effects to be dangerous whereas Behemoths just damage you, then kill you. The.DreadnoughT 00:21, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  33. Malboro creep me out. Also, Behemoth looks manly and muscular --Sencilia 02:49, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  34. Malboros were not in XIII for once and I was GLAD man I hated those things especially in VIII Bruntie2 09:45, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  35. It wouldn't be FF without either of these. Malboros are far more irritating, but let's face it, Behemoths have more style BritPenance 15:45, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  36. Tough call. Arbitrary decision. Masamune
  37. Lets face it, I haven't even seen a malboro on FF XIII yet, but Behemoths by the dozens have been cracking shots at me from the beginning... Acrum92 17:24, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  38. Behemoths can cast Meteor. Can Malboros cast Meteor? No? I didn't think so. Nokareon
  39. In XIII when they rip a weapon out of there skull is pretty coolSunpanda2012 21:42, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  40. Behemoths > Malboros ¬­ЄІ׀ģαήŧ ЄχçαІ׀Ъųг 04:19, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
  41. Rinoa Leonheart 21:45, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
  42. Void Captain Pity Vote.
  43. Solution, of NinjaSolution Why pity? People just can't handle the awesome power held in the Behemoth. I'm basing this vote on pure awesome, not difficulty or just being a pain in the ass. I loved `em. Every time I fought one in FF6 I felt bad after killing one because I wanted to look at it longer xD I loved them!
  44. Behemoths are vastly more powerful, relying on brute force rather than simply annoying status effects. Signed, Navere
  45. I hate,hate,hate,hate,HATE Malboro....FFIV MasamuneKerodrakeFFTA-job-paladin 2:49 April 22 2010
  46. No one actually LIKES Behemoths. They are the most boring, generic and easiest monsters across the entire series. Malboros are totatlly awesome plus they remind me of the Marlboro cigarettes. THAT is why Malboro gets my vote. --Gamer2127 19:20, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  47. Well, Ultima weapon is considered a behemoth, right? If so, my vote is for behemoth. But god damn, I must have died over four hundred times trying to kill behemoths in the lair of the father in FFIV for the DS, and quite a few times in IX. Malboros never really bothered me that much, only time they did was in X. Caellach
  48. Eh, Malboros never really affected me because I was really anal about stuff like that, but Behemoth always over powered me in every way. PinkAye
  49. Obviously...xXdbXx 11:59 a.m. 04/23/10
  50. Malboros may have been annoying, but my stats were always high enough to scrape through. Behemoths were the only creature in Final Fantasy that I wasn't comfortable fighting. Updraft Reiza
  51. malboros where never that hard for me behemoth was much harder from my opinion anyway [cloud9000]
  52. Malboros are flipping annoying. Behemoth FTW. NARDOTHEOSICARUS 20:10, April 24, 2010 (UTC) 20:10, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
  53. Spite vote User:Mrfluffums
  54. Malboros may be harder to kill, especially in my all time least favorites VIII and X, but Behemoths are prettier. Discordius 04:02, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  55. ofcourse ...  :p LittleLady 13:32, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Behemoths could kick their ass :O 03:58, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Behemoths don't need you to be under the effects of like 5 statuts ailments to kick your ass. Also, they're much cooler. I always look forward to seeing how they designed the behemoths in a new game. 12:41, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I'm not in to tentacle hentai# 13:17, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Behemoths hold true to their name. They're big, they're powerful, and may god have mercy on your soul if you run into one. Malboros are another hated enemy of the Final Fantasy universe, don't get me wrong, but they can't compare to a Behemoth. All Malboros really have going for them is their Bad Breath attack, which can be easily negated in most games. On top of that, even in games where I've had no abilities or equipment to prevent the effects of Bad Breath, I've never had a problem fighting them. Malboros have never defeated me, while Behemoths have kicked my ass more times than I can remember. They win this hands down. 16:45, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Behemoths are major pwnage! 14:57, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Votes for Malboro

  1. Because Malboros are my worst nightmare. They can inflict nearly every status at once, while your team slowly dies from poison while unable to hit anything and cannot cast spells. Malboro's equal trouble. Plain and simple.  TheBlueDragoon Dissicon ff10 Yun103:53, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Because when I fight a Behemoth I just think it looks cool, but when I fight a Malboro I am actually slightly afraid Rasenshinko
  3. Damn these monsters... If they can beat me on a team where I use gameshark hacks, then they could damn easily beat behemoths. MadHatter1284 04:26, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Cannot stand the status effects. — YuanSalve!Acta 04:39, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Because I think pure ugly wins out over cool ugly. King of Noobs 04:54, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  6. I only found Behemoths threatening in FFIV. I always find Malboros threatening. --ClixPsi 06:18, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  7. I could always manage Behemoths, but Malboros induce fear and terror in me. The fact that some of them were named after women in FF XII was funny. I missed them in FF XIII in any case. SamSandy 07:25, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Jáh hann sagði Bad Breath For the Win !! Bjarnster Blackmage-ff1-psx 07:44, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  9. FinalFantasyAerith 09:06, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  10. FFVIII: I only beat Marlboros with Limit Breaks. FFX: Great Marlboros are nightmare too. Behemoths? Cool and mighty, but very easy to kill. KujaRhapsodos 10:22, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Behemoths only threaten with physical power, and in some forms a last gasp Meteor. With Malboro the threat of Bad Breath is omnipresent and will mess you up unless you're wearing a Ribbon. Up there with Tonberry as the scariest recurring monster in the series, for me. Swmystery 10:31, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Behemoth Kings were dangerous to start with in X, but got were no longer a threat once you had Auto-Protect and Auto-Life, not to mention that Catoblepas was relatively pathetic. Great Malboros, however, were a constant threat (1/3 chance of using Bad Breath on any given turn), and would seriously fuck you up more than you can imagine. And Malboro Menace... oh God, after he killed me the first time with instant Putrid Breath, I didn't try to fight him until Tidus could inflict around 15,000 damage per hit with the fully-powered Caladbolg (ON SHINRYU!!!!) and also had at least 150 Agility, Accuracy, Defense, Magic Defense, 100 Luck, and armor with Blindproof, Berserkproof, Sleepproof, and Silenceproof (so he could cast Esuna to get rid of other status ailments. That was just on X. Back on VII, Bad Breath be damned, I ran the hell away if I met a Malboro, and I didn't change that policy until Cloud had Ultima Weapon and Omnislash AND was ready to use it at the start of battle. VIII wasn't much better, but I was at least willing to fight them on a regular basis after I had Lionheart, Quick Shot with 100 Fast Ammo, Zell with Meteor Barret/My Final Heaven, and the GFs Eden, Bahamut, and Doomtrain. Oh, and the humanity! Don't even get me fucking started on the Malboros in IV!!! Also, they sound a lot like a cancer stick (Marlboro). King Nothing Speak now, vermin! 11:45, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Annoyance? Debuffs>HP Damage = Malboro>Behemoth. ララ・ルナ・ステラ姫 FFTA2-FrimeldaSprite.png 11:47, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  14. The brute power of Behemoths can often KO a party member every turn, but I'm the kind of player who never leaves for the next dungeon without a good stock of items including Phoenix Down, so I can deal with that. Malboros on the other hand, at least in the later games can Confuse, Sleep, Silence, Blind and/or Berserk the entire party, often as their first move. At that point you just have to hope and pray some non-Berserk party membrer gets hit with an attack so you can regain control and toss Remedies. Doreiku Kuroofangu 15:25, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Quite literally the creature I fear the most in all of Final Fantasy. Bad Breath will mess you up! You don't screw around with Malboros. Breezer226
  16. No! Run away! Run Away! Thats all, okay, thats all you could think when fighting the Malboro or I hope it doesn't use bad breath! Especialy later in the game when they get stronger! Behemoth is easy all you have to worry about is hacking and healing, with the malboro you have to worry about every single status effect hitting at once... thats a party killer especialy when your mage is beserk... so yes my vote goes here.KiraArik
  17. The best of the worst creatures to walk the FF universe. Balthierfan 19:04, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  18. Both of them are easy to defeat but Malboro are much more fearsome the first time you meet them. A simple protect spell will save you from a Behemoth but a Malboro can kill you before you even get to act. Yea there are ribbons but the chance to see a Malboro will probably happen before you have one. BoAKaNRikkusmallsig 23:45, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  19. Bad Breath. Judge Balthier Griever Emblem 00:56, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  20. So cute! - Ash Crimson - 06:19, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  21. Ambush Bad Breath = Game Over Hamfruitcake 09 11:53, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  22. They have a creepier appearance. Also bad status effects are always a problem no matter how strong you become. AnonyMan 13:34, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  23. It's a Malboro. A staple of Final Fantasy. Behemoths, while commonplace, are also commonplace in similar forms in other games, while Malboros are a unique thing to Final Fantasy. Legend of Fantasy 18:05, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  24. Everyone's getting it wrong! Malboro's are generally helpless. They're there to remind you that your characters are their own worst enemies, just by the power of bad breath. Mog&Boko 19:02, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  25. While Behemoths are impressive, Malboros are more memorable just for being total assholes. --Cid of the Lufaine 19:17, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  26. Definitely these critters get my vote!Behemoths you can take down with force, while Malboros take actual luck to defeat, remember beating them in FF8 and FF12? Even if you got past the hexing, they were still a force to worry about, or simply re-cast Bad Breath again...ThaneThamasa 22:20, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  27. Malboros are perhaps the scariest things to grace the final fantasy series other than Tonberries... If you pit this thing up against a Behemoth, im pretty sure the Malboro would daze the living daylights out of that brute. Sure it's harmless if you have a ribbon or three (four for the oldies) but those things are a pain to get! Whenever i see one of these things pop up in a random battle i stare blankly at it for a minute or two out of awe, then i return to my team who's either half dead, suffering from every status ailment under the Moon, or even both! I can say i'm glad Malboros are end-game monsters as it'd put me off the area they inhabit like an arachnaphobic would a spiders den! They would do that anyway if it was not for them liking the final dungeons! Typhoon Wynn 23:40, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  28. Bad Breath For Blue Magiks. A Nightmare for the unprepared. On many occasions you have to go out of your way to find a Malboro. --Theentertainer
  29. Destriker73 07:10, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  30. They kept using bad breath!Wasted my remedies.....Zaffarar 09:38, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  31. Malboro would just kill the Behemoth with Bad Breath. Can't beat the Malboro if you can't attack ShadouTonberi 13:31, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  32. Definitely Malboro. Stats ailments suck especially when you're blind, silenced, asleep, berserk, poison, oil, sap, confused, paralyzed, stone, and diseased. I'm siding with the big green guy this time.sephirothgainsborough 10:20, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  33. I honestly think that the molboro would win in a battle. Many people would underestimate something as seemingly dull as a molboro wouldn't be capable of doing much damage. But the thing is, many of the types I've fought in FFXII, they've all found some way to cause trouble. Like the Vivian. That ability it uses on you can cause stop. Putrid Breath is not a burden you want on your hands. Of course a remedy would work, but not so much since it only aids one person at a time. And esuna can't cure Stop. So, definitely the Molboro.Thunderbird30 20:33, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  34. I have been effectively f**ked over by Malboro many, many more times than by Behemoth. JohnnyC 23:59, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  35. Odeio estas conas verdes. - Henryacores^ 00:06, April 20, 2010 (UTC
  36. Voting for this on the basis of it's status effects and the fact that some idiot on the other side thought they were only in VI theevilgood 11:44, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
  37. A Lot more annoying than the other SquallisbetterthanCloud 15:55, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
  38. Tribaleon 16:08, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
  39. This is a fairly tough decision for me, but seeing the giant malboro in the Fortress conecpt art makes me think that it's definately the more badass of the two. SonOfAJenova 18:27, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
  40. All hail the Marlbo... I mean, Malboro! FinalAnnihilator 20:23, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
  41. Although I like both Behemoth and Malboro as an enemy, Malboros have Bad Breath which proves it to be a better challenge than Behemoth if you don't have a Ribbon or two.DragoonNobodies 14:34, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
  42. Malboro would ambush and use Bad Breath, then Behemoth would slowly kill itself. No78
  43. Malboros are more iconic and unique for Final Fantasy than the Behemoth. Cool Monster tho, the behemoth The Rood Inverse
  44. I hate negative status effects... Johuotar 15:25, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
  45. Everytime I see this enemy pop up, I always give a long sigh! Especially when I play FFX I worry slightly when he ambushes you. Even though my characters are at max levels, they are useless when they all fall asleep with poison or when confused and poison. I'm sure if this compete again Behemoth. No offense to Behemoth, he is powerful but he is manageable. Bad Breath is the killer in this one. Zeypher April 22, 2010 (UTC)\
  46. The Behemoth may be powerful, and have more HP than is possible for your characters, but how can it compete with inflicting every FREAKING STATUS EFFECT POSSIBLE! You learn to play these games carefully, and protect yourself from status effects because they're more deadly that any bture strength enemy. I would say that the Malboro would beat out the behemoth in almost any of the Final Fantasy games.Bond em7 18:04, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  47. In Tactics, all Behemoths can do is attack. Malboros have Malboro Spores. Remember that Dark Knight you put so much time and effort into? Just write him off and remember him as who he was. The Terran Storm
  48. I think both are awesome creatures, but when it comes to Final Fantasy, I think more people cringe at the sight of a Malboro than a Behemoth. I know I do. Mantlecore77 13:03, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  49. As with every recurring enemy in the series, both of these guys tend to change in terms of their difficulty. Marlboro, while it doesn't always inflict EVERY negative status effect in the game (FFVI and XII I believe are examples of that), I've always found these guys far more annoying than Behemoths. On your first play-through of any FF they almost always appear when you least expect them (on a snow-capped mountain in FFVII?), and you usually won't have enough Ribbons to cover your whole party. Behemoths aren't anything if your healer isn't fail since they really only deal straight damage, and in games where you have some kind of taunt (e.g. Provoke), and he's not immune, he's easy experience for the most part. Eyestothesky 19:06, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. . I give my vote because even with power-leveling, being caught off guard by Malboros would mean a game over sometimes, and because I always like to think Square was making a comment about cigarettes being deadly and giving you bad breath. Kinda clever I thought, you had to think about it a little. -- 10:01, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. . I've never had a game over with a Behemoth. I have however had several with a Malboro and they're infuriating; the pain of watching your characters basically murder themselves in unbearable and I hate malboros for it... burning hate... 15:02, April 25, 2010 (UTC)\
  3. Malboro hands down # 19:33, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  4. 09:36, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.


I - II - III - IV - V - VI - VII - VIII - IX - X - XI - XII - XIII - XIV - XV

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.