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DNC Moderators

The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.

  • You may vote only once.
  • You may only vote on the most recent fight. Fights from previous weeks that have not yet been archived are closed to voting, although you may still comment on them if you wish.
  • If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
  • If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section. Anonymous votes are only worth half as much as a registered user's vote.
  • To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
  • Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
  • If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 395: Last Man Standing Round 111: Bender Week: Auron vs. Chocobo

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What day is it today? What year is it? Why I am sitting in an alleyway covered in cat hair? Why do I have Polish citizenship now? Where are all my matching socks? Why is everything in plaid? This is the worst future.

Votes for Auron

  1. My sword is big. Much bigger than your sword. Not compensating for anything. Just like big swords Pzykosiz (talk) 12:19, June 29, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Sorry Boko... Crashb2007 (talk) 14:48, June 29, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Wow people are actually not voting this way. That's the stupidest thing you could possibly do.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 17:45, June 29, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Hardest choice ever.GoldenChocobo 14:36, July 2, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Zhor719:44, July 3, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. One of my 2 favorite characters from my favorite Final Fantasy vs. my all-time favorite fictional creature from any story! TOUGH choice for me. I actually don't care who wins because I will most likely vote for the winner of this match in the next LMS! Only voting for Auron now because if I vote for Chocobo, it will be a tie and they both will be retired and that would truly be a worst case scenario! 00:48, June 29, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for Chocobo

  1. Look inside yourself. There is a Chocobo. Don't believe me? Cough. You will have a Chocobo feather pop out. Open your mouth, stare down your throat. There is the Chocobo beak. Be kind to your inner Chocobo. Or it will want to escape. You will not survive. --BlueHighwind 01:07, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. They're so cute!Free bird (talk) 02:30, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Kweh? King of Noobs 02:45, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
  4. K-KWEHHH!!! ~ZidaneSilverfield 10:21, June 29, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Jimcloud 14:33, July 5, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

This is a pretty low-vote fight. Everyone must be out enjoying summer vacation, lucky sods. King of Noobs 21:33, July 2, 2016 (UTC)

Next update will probably be tomorrow (AEST, so anywhere between 8 and 32 hours from this post), I've got a few things to do today and don't think I'll get around to updating this.
But hey, at least it's not a fortnight between fights this time. :V -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:58, July 5, 2016 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.



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