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Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!
The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.
The Rules, Briefly
Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.
You may vote only once.
You may only vote on the most recent fight. Fights from previous weeks that have not yet been archived are closed to voting, although you may still comment on them if you wish.
If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
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To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.
Last Man Standing
Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:
If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.
Two candidates who will decide the future of the world, and of the wiki.
One believes it's time for Gestahl to be strong again, time to make Vector great again. "We have to be strong. We can't be the weak country anymore. We have to get rid of all this political correctness. We have to build a wall and Narshe will pay for it!" He has also called for a temporary ban on Figaro citizens from entering, due to their ties with the Returner terrorists. His policy on wikis is on a crackdown on illegal anons from editing. "When Wikia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems. They're bringing spam, they're bringing page blanking. They're vandals. And some, I assume, are good editors." This candidate's name is Donald "Kefka" Trump, whose hands are certainly not too small for this job.
The other believes there's a different problem in the country. "The Vector people are tired of the billionaires on Jidoor Street rigging our economy in their favour. There is a broken criminal justice system which is unfair on magi." He is calling for universal Relics for all and free magicite tuition. He has also called for an alliance with the Espers. On wikis, he believes there are no issues. "The Vector people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn edits!" This candidate is general Leo, although colleague, Celes, has kindly asked him to watch his tone.
Votes for Donald Kefka 2016
Hashtag make The Final Fantasy Wiki Great Again. --BlueHighwindツ 23:21, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
Before creation comes destruction. KefkaTrump will ensure that the destruction stage takes place as intended before we can rebuild and make this wiki great again. -- • Final Chidori • Talk 00:33, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
I for one welcome our new conservative neo-fascist racist overlords. Can't wait to get some lynch mobs going on. Desu Vult, Onii-chan! Hexed 01:15, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
How do we now Leo was even born in the empire? How is he going to pay for free magicite for everyone? He obviously can't. Besides, I like Kefka because he speaks his mind and isn't afraid to stand up FOR OUR GOD BLESSED WIKI!!! #MakeTheFFWikiGreatAgain ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:46, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
S T A Y A W A Y F R O M T H E S U M M O N E R ScatheMote 19:40, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
The LIBRUL MEDIA talks about his evil Light of Judgement, but Kefka is the only candidate who will defeat the establishment and the illegals. B U I L D A W A L L--TechnobliteratorTC 15:51, April 4, 2016 (UTC)
Votes for General Bernie 2016
You can't trust a supervillain with such tiny hands. How do we know he's not just going to suddenly flip and turn good? -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 23:26, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
The Cheres are a political family who have held power for far too long, and supported the invasion of Domaraq which led to the creation of the Returner terrorist organization. This election isn't about Leo vs Kefka, it's about Leo vs Celes, and I support Leo. Cat (meow ∙ hunt) 23:48, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
I understand why people may want to vote for Kefka. He's charismatic, he's funny, he says he's gonna overthrow the establishment, and he looks too ridiculous to take seriously. But the truth is that absurd, colorful exterior hides a malicious, evil man. He is not the leader the Empire or the world needs. General Leo doesn't pretend to have all the answers, but he is genuinely interested in helping the common man, he has strong morals he has held to, and yeah his hair is a little weird but he knows appearances are irrelevant. Vote Leo. DrakeyC (talk) 01:11, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
I always knew the majority of staff here were racist. And ethnocentric, for that matter. Mask no Oni (talk) 02:09, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
I was going to vote for Kefka, but then Cactus said this was for Celes, and I knew I had to vote for her. --ShirubaKurono 03:21, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
As a born-and-bred vegetarian, it was the steak thing that truly offended me. Armageddon11 (talk) 08:25, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
I'm voting for myself here. I am in the subset of all things not Scathe. Unless I'm his hallucination. Unless we're all Scathe's hallucination. In which case this BATTLE IS A FRAUD. HEXED, YOU LIAR! DAMN YOU. --BlueHighwindツ 13:05, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
Tell me why, given life, we are meant to be trolled by Scathe, helpless in our cries? Cat (meow ∙ hunt) 15:54, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
I myself fall into everything else, if I'm not mistaken ThePhoenixDown (talk) 18:55, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
We all know how this will end... Crashb2007 (talk) 00:17, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
Everything else? Everything else. Mierna 02:37, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
Apparently the symbol that resembles everything is a frog. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:15, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
If the Mexicans can't get you, I will! Berani00 (talk) 06:08, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
Well there are several godlike entities in "everything else" Luacas (talk) 02:11, March 29, 2016 (UTC)
Back in the good old days of the Roman Empire, people would have gladiators fight and kill lions to the roaring sound of spectators.
This is exactly what's going on here, except there are no Romans, no gladiators, no lions, and no spectators. There is a man who thinks he's an animal and an animal who thinks he's a man. and a colosseum, I guess.
Red "Anakin Skywalker" XIII Final Fantasy VII MAN ANIMAL WINS
Although not a big fan of either character I decided on each characters best scene. Red XIII had one of my favorite scenes with the events in Cosmo Canyon. On the other hand Gau had the nice scene with his father in WoR. While Gau's scene is great I have to give the edge to Red XIII. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 22:27, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
My favorite character from the FF7 Compilation. I'd have preferred he would've had considerably more screen time and a bigger part of a story than he did in the rest of the Compilation, but I understand. I found Gau's scenes annoying, but I liked him in battle.Free bird (talk) 00:29, March 16, 2016 (UTC)
As one who likes animal-like characters, y'all have no idea how hard it is for me to even pick between these two characters.... :( Crashb2007 (talk) 07:31, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.