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DNC Moderators

The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.

  • You may vote only once.
  • You may only vote on the most recent fight. Fights from previous weeks that have not yet been archived are closed to voting, although you may still comment on them if you wish.
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  • Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
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  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 384: Donald "Kefka" Trump versus Bernie "Leo" Sanders

DNC Donald Kefka Trump DNC Versus DNC Bernie Leo Sanders
Two candidates who will decide the future of the world, and of the wiki.

One believes it's time for Gestahl to be strong again, time to make Vector great again. "We have to be strong. We can't be the weak country anymore. We have to get rid of all this political correctness. We have to build a wall and Narshe will pay for it!" He has also called for a temporary ban on Figaro citizens from entering, due to their ties with the Returner terrorists. His policy on wikis is on a crackdown on illegal anons from editing. "When Wikia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems. They're bringing spam, they're bringing page blanking. They're vandals. And some, I assume, are good editors." This candidate's name is Donald "Kefka" Trump, whose hands are certainly not too small for this job.

The other believes there's a different problem in the country. "The Vector people are tired of the billionaires on Jidoor Street rigging our economy in their favour. There is a broken criminal justice system which is unfair on magi." He is calling for universal Relics for all and free magicite tuition. He has also called for an alliance with the Espers. On wikis, he believes there are no issues. "The Vector people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn edits!" This candidate is general Leo, although colleague, Celes, has kindly asked him to watch his tone.

Votes for Donald Kefka 2016

  1. Hashtag make The Final Fantasy Wiki Great Again. --BlueHighwind 23:21, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Before creation comes destruction. KefkaTrump will ensure that the destruction stage takes place as intended before we can rebuild and make this wiki great again. -- Final ChidoriTalk 00:33, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
  3. I for one welcome our new conservative neo-fascist racist overlords. Can't wait to get some lynch mobs going on. Desu Vult, Onii-chan! Hexed 01:15, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
  4. B U I L D A W A L L L #maketheFFWikiGreatAgain Fëasindë Peth 01:24, April 1, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for General Bernie 2016

  1. You can't trust a supervillain with such tiny hands. How do we know he's not just going to suddenly flip and turn good? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:26, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. The Cheres are a political family who have held power for far too long, and supported the invasion of Domaraq which led to the creation of the Returner terrorist organization. This election isn't about Leo vs Kefka, it's about Leo vs Celes, and I support Leo. Cat (meowhunt) 23:48, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
  3. I understand why people may want to vote for Kefka. He's charismatic, he's funny, he says he's gonna overthrow the establishment, and he looks too ridiculous to take seriously. But the truth is that absurd, colorful exterior hides a malicious, evil man. He is not the leader the Empire or the world needs. General Leo doesn't pretend to have all the answers, but he is genuinely interested in helping the common man, he has strong morals he has held to, and yeah his hair is a little weird but he knows appearances are irrelevant. Vote Leo. DrakeyC (talk) 01:11, April 1, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Week 383: Birthday Week: ScatheMote vs Everything Else

FFII Poison Toad-psp
DNC Versus Everything -
FFII Poison Toad-psp
I was told like 12 hours ago to update because it was Scathe's birthday (I think it was my turn anyway???)

I don't think this is what the other DNC committee people meant.

Votes for Lord Scathus

  1. I personally have enjoyed Hexed being victimized by Scathe. Jimcloud 12:17, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. I support Lord Scathus and all his victimizing ways. King of Noobs 12:38, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. --Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 15:26, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Scathe is the user who first welcomed me unto the wiki, and I in turn shall now greet him with glorious victory! Armageddon11 (talk) 08:55, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Yeahremix 21:33, March 24, 2016 (UTC)
  6. "Everything Else" includes many things I can't tolerate... GoldenChocobo 14:58, March 26, 2016 (UTC)
  7. What Golden Chocobo said. MissH <3 03:19, March 27, 2016 (UTC)
  8. tying it up now hehehehe Pzykosiz (talk) 21:16, March 28, 2016 (UTC)
  9. IF LORD SCATHUS CAN'T WIN HE'LL TAKE THE OMNIVERSE DOWN WITH HIM. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:41, March 29, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for things that aren't Lord Scathus

  1. i personally have been victimised by scathe Hexed 12:06, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. I'm voting for myself here. I am in the subset of all things not Scathe. Unless I'm his hallucination. Unless we're all Scathe's hallucination. In which case this BATTLE IS A FRAUD. HEXED, YOU LIAR! DAMN YOU. --BlueHighwind 13:05, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Tell me why, given life, we are meant to be trolled by Scathe, helpless in our cries? Cat (meowhunt) 15:54, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I myself fall into everything else, if I'm not mistaken ThePhoenixDown (talk) 18:55, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  5. We all know how this will end... Crashb2007 (talk) 00:17, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Everything else? Everything else. Mierna 02:37, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Apparently the symbol that resembles everything is a frog. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:15, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  8. If the Mexicans can't get you, I will! Berani00 (talk) 06:08, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Well there are several godlike entities in "everything else" Luacas (talk) 02:11, March 29, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. 10:27, March 29, 2016 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

Soo... No one gonna react to my little Gau joke? Was it not that funny or did evryone miss it? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 15:24, March 21, 2016 (UTC)

@Ffgamesftw: Looks more like the symbol of you not paying attention to what's written above the frog, I think. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:49, March 22, 2016 (UTC)

So, if this ends in a tie, does that mean Scathe still wins since everything that isn't him couldn't actually beat him? King of Noobs 00:40, March 30, 2016 (UTC)

Week 382: Bark Bark I'm a Wolf Week: Red XIII vs Gau

Amano Chibi Gau
DNC Versus
Red XIII Sketch2
Final Fantasy VI
Back in the good old days of the Roman Empire, people would have gladiators fight and kill lions to the roaring sound of spectators.

This is exactly what's going on here, except there are no Romans, no gladiators, no lions, and no spectators. There is a man who thinks he's an animal and an animal who thinks he's a man. and a colosseum, I guess.

Red "Anakin Skywalker" XIII
Final Fantasy VII

Votes for Gau

  1. Ooooh, I've been waiting a long time to use this song...[1] MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:06, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Mierna 09:21, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Roma Invicta. Hexed 14:22, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Less boring.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 14:51, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 08:37, March 16, 2016 (UTC)
  6. I have to give props to someone who has one of the more unique fighting styles in RPGs. King of Noobs 19:46, March 16, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Fudge it, going to try to even this out. Crashb2007 (talk) 03:20, March 18, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes 23:40, March 16, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for Red XIII

  1. That nickname was just perfect. Berani00 (talk) 09:12, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  2. *Bark bark! Woof! Bark Bark!* --BlueHighwind 14:01, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Red XIII sleeps tonight... ThePhoenixDown (talk) 16:20, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Yeahremix 17:17, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Although not a big fan of either character I decided on each characters best scene. Red XIII had one of my favorite scenes with the events in Cosmo Canyon. On the other hand Gau had the nice scene with his father in WoR. While Gau's scene is great I have to give the edge to Red XIII. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 22:27, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  6. My favorite character from the FF7 Compilation. I'd have preferred he would've had considerably more screen time and a bigger part of a story than he did in the rest of the Compilation, but I understand. I found Gau's scenes annoying, but I liked him in battle.Free bird (talk) 00:29, March 16, 2016 (UTC)
  7. MissH <3 11:46, March 16, 2016 (UTC)
  8. I literally have his tattoo... And FF7's is my favorite character cast. Zhor7 02:13, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Any reason why the title and fight have the names in opposite orders? (lol jk i know its incompetence) Armageddon11 (talk) 18:47, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Cookies! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 00:32, March 18, 2016 (UTC)
  11. The fight description is absolutely perfect! GoldenChocobo 14:08, March 19, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Ur welcome, FF Wiki :D MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:06, March 15, 2016 (UTC)

As one who likes animal-like characters, y'all have no idea how hard it is for me to even pick between these two characters.... :( Crashb2007 (talk) 07:31, March 15, 2016 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.



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