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The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.

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  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 381: Last Man Standing Round 105: Near-Miss Week: Sabin vs. Minfilia

PFF Sabin Illust
LMS Icon
PFF Minfilia Illust
So for this fight, we have the match everybody's been waiting for, between two monks from the old games of the glory days! Sabin stands against Tif-

Uh, guys. Guys, where's Tifa?

Wait. Wait. We've got... Minfilia. Oh. Okay then. Uh. Huh. Screw it, I don't even know how we got here. I'm out. Have fun, guys.

Votes for Sabin

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Minfilia

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery


Which... does beg the question of why I didn't update until 7:30 AM on Tuesday, doesn't it. Uhh... LOOK A SQUIRREL Jimcloud 12:45, March 8, 2016 (UTC)

Week 380: Super Special Awesome Hexed Update Week: Minfilia vs Tifa Lockhart

FFXIV Minfilia 3.2
DNC Versus
Final Fantasy XIV
13 - 10
11:02 AM <•Scathe> HexedCloud: you have been promoted to DNC updater this week

11:02 AM <•HexedCloud> :D
11:02 AM <•Scathe> there are only 3 rules in updating the DNC
11:03 AM <•Scathe> 1. All sentences must end in "Praise Scathe, lord of the beasts of the lands and the fishes of the sea."
11:03 AM <•Scathe> 2. You must not update on Sunday
11:03 AM <•Scathe> 3. There is no third rule
11:03 AM <•Scathe> sally forth, my son

Final Fantasy VII
13 - 10

Votes for Minfilia

  1. Damn girl, you got some big feet. --BlueHighwind 02:18, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Techno's pain in deciding is delicious. Jimcloud 02:21, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  3. My d4 said to vote here. King of Noobs 02:26, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  4. LFM Lalafell Minfilia (Savage) Cat (meowhunt) 03:53, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Yuffie called Tifa "boobs" but I call Minfilia "megaboobs". Monterossa (talk) 04:58, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Scathe, you magnificent basterd. Berani00 (talk) 07:24, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Pzykosiz (talk) 09:22, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  8. - Metusylc0304 10:24, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Meh, she's not Tifa, needs more pompadour though. She did stuff at least.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:37, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  10. JustAnotherJosh talk 18:53, March 3, 2016 (UTC)
  11. JBed (talk) 01:29, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  12. The HGX (talk) 01:35, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  13. Mierna 07:32, March 8, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Tifa

  1. This has to be the toughest decision I've ever made on this site.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 01:55, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  2. tits mcgee is on vacation Armageddon11 (talk) 09:11, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Yeahremix 10:10, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  4. YuanSalut 09:20, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
  5. OK, so Tifa is no character, but Minfilia is an actively bad one. Seriously, she's the alleged leader of the hero faction, who never does anything. Her powers don't seem to work even when they're active in full force, and most of things that need personal skills, stuff you'd hope the leader of a group would be good at, are palmed off to someone else, which usually ends up with you just killing things to make it all better. GREAT DIPLOMACY, HEROES. Also she has remote communication, and all she ever uses it for is to tell you to return to base! Patch 3.2 is the best thing to happen to Minfilia because she is no longer Minfilia. Really. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:34, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
  6. GoldenChocobo 14:38, March 5, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Had a hard time picking this time around as I like them both but giving the edge to Tifa due to her being a more active and less passive character in events. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 21:20, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  8. MissH <3 09:53, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  9. ScatheMote 19:33, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Here I come to save the day Fëasindë Peth 20:38, March 7, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

[12:59]	HexedCloud	i would like to claim victory by what techno said in his vote

-- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 02:02, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

sorry not sorry techno (love you) Hexed 02:06, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

This update not brought to you by Jimcloud because Jimcloud is currently extremely preoccupied. With what, exactly? Well...
If my life is claimed while I do my duty, I want you all to know that I love each and every one of you. Jimcloud 02:21, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

  • salutes to Jimcloud* Godspeed, good sir... Crashb2007 (talk) 02:56, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
*Ma'am. --BlueHighwind 15:39, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

Also who the heck is Miniflea anyway? --BlueHighwind 15:39, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

Week 379: Last Man Standing Round 104: Moogle Week: Sabin vs. Cid of the Lufaine

Sabin dnc
LMS Icon
Despite having Sabin win last LMS, we still had great difficulty finding a good image match up.

Don't worry though, we managed to convince Sabin to compromise.

Votes for Sabin

  1. wtf is this--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 22:45, February 22, 2016 (UTC)
  2. ...I want to see a moogle suplex a train now. King of Noobs 00:19, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Did Cid turn him into a moogle for an equal chance at beating him or what? Berani00 (talk) 06:17, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Well, this is an awkward situation.... Crashb2007 (talk) 01:53, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Well... Mierna 02:58, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Goddamn, that's adorable Pzykosiz (talk) 08:48, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  7. So moogles can hold up burning houses now!? Best LMS ever. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 17:50, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Moogle with Sabins hair looks so strange --Ffgamesftw (talk) 17:29, February 25, 2016 (UTC)
  9. I wasn't going to vote, but screw it... Aldonos (talk) 23:00, February 25, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Looks like Mog had his cousin replace Sabin, haha 06:17, February 23, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for Cid

  1. Hey, apparently Ursula snuck into this fight. I can't disagree with her hotness. --BlueHighwind 00:20, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  2. moogle Cat (meowhunt) 06:37, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  3. The TRUE Moogle bro! Armageddon11 (talk) 21:10, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I'm almost sure that this isn't Cid. Cid is absolutely a spider with mustaches! GoldenChocobo 15:21, February 27, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

I believe the DNC has finally reached it's final form. All hail the new flesh. --BlueHighwind 00:20, February 23, 2016 (UTC)

Shouldn't we have a warrior of light represent this Cid? he was one of them, after all. Berani00 (talk) 06:15, February 23, 2016 (UTC)

Aside from that being a misinterpretation of events (Cid was never a Warrior of Light himself, he just managed to make one that possibly looks like him), don't try to come up with ways to let us work around bad jokes, we're not interested. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 06:35, February 23, 2016 (UTC)

Week 378: An Artist's Representation of a Week: Cid of the Lufaine vs Great Hyne

Cid of the lufaine dnc
DNC Versus
Great hyne dnc
A Spider
So I was challenged to make a fight between two characters that never appear in their respective games.

I'm sorry.

A Spider

Votes for Cid of the Lufaine

  1. This is the greatest thing to ever happen to our wiki. --BlueHighwind 01:20, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  2. he's a spider i guess--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 02:16, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 20:58, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I think I've got a joke ready for Cid vs Sabin but not Hyne vs Sabin so I'm gonna swap sides on this. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:18, February 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Moogle bro?! MOOGLE BRO!! Armageddon11 (talk) 14:53, February 17, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Umm... I just flipped a coin for this one. King of Noobs 04:25, February 18, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Roses are red, violets are blue, I vote for Cid, so should you :-) Aldonos (talk) 07:22, February 18, 2016 (UTC)
  8. The Great Hyne is actually a moniker in the same way one would be termed 'your majesty'. Cid on the other hand was an actual character in-mythos. Berani00 (talk) 06:36, February 19, 2016 (UTC)
  9. The mustache wins this for me ThePhoenixDown (talk) 13:28, February 19, 2016 (UTC)
  10. These pictures.. This is absolutely the greatest FF-related artist! GoldenChocobo 14:39, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
  11. So much more relevant being. MissH <3 15:43, February 20, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Great Hyne

  1. p great Cat (meowhunt) 01:23, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  2. I wanna vote for both, but Hyne I guess because the funny Mierna 05:05, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. I have always loved the FFVIII story, so this a vote for the most integral part of said game's background (sort of) origin.Free bird (talk) 23:36, February 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I have no idea what I'm voting for here Yeahremix 17:15, February 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. I actually thought at first "the great Hyne" was just a urban legend in FFVIII until later the people from Esthar refer to Rinoa as the descendant of Hyne.I have no idea who this other character is tbh --Ffgamesftw (talk) 17:48, February 22, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

This is the greatest thing to ever happen to our wiki. --BlueHighwind 01:21, February 16, 2016 (UTC)

Thank you, Hitler. Thank you for rising from your ancient tomb to make this fight. Cat (meowhunt) 01:23, February 16, 2016 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, did not Cid appear as a Moogle in Dissidia and the Warrior of Light is a carbon copy of Cid by his own design? Not too bad with the pictures, though, I commend your creativity. Free bird (talk) 23:34, February 17, 2016 (UTC)

D012 isn't his respective game though. We know how to loophole all complaints about our convoluted theme weeks. :P -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:58, February 18, 2016 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.



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