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The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.

  • You may vote only once.
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  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 377: Last Man Standing Round 103: Hey Look Numbers Are Back Week: Sabin vs. Ursula

VI-sabin sd LMS Icon
TAY iOS Ursula
It is kind of weird that we end up with two characters facing up against each other who just happen to be blond-haired monks. What's even weirder is that these two characters have no images even remotely similar to each other. None.

Unless I wanted to bring out VI cutscene images. And trust me. Nobody wants me to bring out VI cutscene images.

Votes for Sabin

  1. The DNC cabal makes a very good argument. And seeing as I have next LMS fight, it's even more convincing. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:31, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  2. --Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 13:15, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Normally I'd like making someone's life more "fun," but I still cannot resist the Train Suplex. King of Noobs 14:03, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I'm that one person who wants VI cutscene images. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 18:42, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Out of pity for the DNC cabal. Cat (meowhunt) 19:19, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  6. This time, I just HAVE to vote against Ursula. Simply because FFVI is legendary. Sorrynotsorry :L Aldonos (talk) 23:54, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  7. FEELING THE LOVE YOU GUYS Jimcloud 22:05, February 9, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Ursula

  1. Mierna 05:45, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:08, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. If only to give Jimcloud a challenge. Berani00 (talk) 08:10, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  4. In GTA V, the player can go to her house and have fun with her. Monterossa (talk) 08:25, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  5. I like her dress. Yeahremix 10:18, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Jimcloud said not to. --BlueHighwind 18:06, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Well, she is cute. Sorry Sabin... Crashb2007 (talk) 19:03, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Vote for the Bear lady. --AnonyMan (talk) 11:45, February 9, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Okay, guys. Personal request? Don't let Ursula move on. We only have so many images of characters on her level of obscurity, guys. Only so many! Jimcloud 04:14, February 8, 2016 (UTC)

Maybe we like giving you a challenge Pzykosiz (talk) 07:07, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
Yeah no. I'm the person in charge of the next LMS fight and I will not put any effort into that match's images if Ursula wins this, guaranteed. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:53, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
I demand if Ursula wins that you make a shitty MS Paint drawing of the contestants. --BlueHighwind 20:57, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
It's like you read my mind. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:57, February 8, 2016 (UTC)

This time I'm legit going to send robot armies if you vote the wrong way.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 13:15, February 8, 2016 (UTC)

Meh, I have Blue Magic with your name on it. Unless you want to spend all that money repairing them all, don't. Crashb2007 (talk) 19:06, February 8, 2016 (UTC)

Week 376: Someone Actually Suggested A Fight Week (Featuring Punching): Tifa vs Ursula

DNC Versus
12 to 10
These two characters punch things. And are women. I can't actually think of any other similarities.

Congrats, whoever suggested this one, because I'm out of ideas you get to have this fight by default.

12 to 10

Votes for Tifa

  1. Unfortunately, I have no idea who this Ursula person is. Berani00 (talk) 06:22, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  2. lol plz Armageddon11 (talk) 08:03, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Wasn't going to vote, but I'm biologically incapable of not voting this check every fight she's in.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 08:36, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Because Ursula was just in the weird sequel, while Tifa was in the main game too. Yeahremix 12:59, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Because I want a Suplex vs Suplex fight in the next Last Man Standing. King of Noobs 13:46, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  6. She packs a big punch if you know what I mean.ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:27, February 4, 2016 (UTC)
  7. MissH <3 11:39, February 6, 2016 (UTC) Nice qipao over there, but I can't vote against Tifa :3
  8. GoldenChocobo 14:31, February 6, 2016 (UTC)
  9. This is actually kind of surprising. I liked Tifa. Fëasindë Peth 17:27, February 7, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Although Ursula is one of the better new characters from The after years, I have to give the edge to Tifa as she was my favorite character from VII and no it had nothing to do with her breasts. I simply liked her character. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 19:17, February 7, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Ursula

  1. It's hard to choose one but since Tifa is going to get a lot of votes, I'd vote for Ursula. Monterossa (talk) 05:51, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  2. preemptive techNO pls Cat (meowhunt) 05:53, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  3. oh bb that dress Hexed 08:09, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  4. How is this not a kissing contest? Explain to me why this isn't a kissing contest. --BlueHighwind 19:55, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  5. I find her character to be pretty decent for a sequel-exclusive character. Then again, I could say the same thing for Paine and Noel. She does remind me of relations I have with my father with how she interacts with her father, Yang. Crashb2007 (talk) 01:05, February 3, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Tifa ain't got no style. Needs more punching. Ursula's cool, though. Brnging dat Kick back. --AnonyMan (talk) 12:15, February 4, 2016 (UTC)
  7. I don't know much about Ursula's character. But if she even has a character to begin with, then that immediately gives her the edge over Tifa. As long as she doesn't need to rely on another character to justify her existence, then she gets my vote easily. Plus she looks awesome!! Aldonos (talk) 01:43, February 5, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Mierna 07:40, February 6, 2016 (UTC)
  9. No contest Luacas (talk) 20:06, February 6, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Abridgedanime (talk) 03:53, February 7, 2016 (UTC)
  11. Cheongsam~ — YuanSalut 22:26, February 7, 2016 (UTC)
  12. Tifa remains an overrated character with nothing noteworthy about her except her boobs and her game, and in gameplay she's a blank slate like everyone and has a rather out-of-place limit break mechanic. Ursula's game is fun for gameplay and she's a powerful party member with high speed and strong physical stats, along with good Bands. DrakeyC (talk) 22:33, February 7, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Too busy laughing about Iowa to put any effort in, sorry.

Too bad it's not April, I would have totally done Trump vs Everyone. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:46, February 2, 2016 (UTC)

It's worth noting that when I said the DNC was late in the IRC, somebody thought I was talking about the Democrats... Cat (meowhunt) 05:53, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
Somehow nobody is voting for Emperor Vayne, thus once again politics means nothing to me this year. --BlueHighwind 19:58, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
Can't vote for him if he doesn't run, dude. Too busy doing stuff in Dalmasca. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:28, February 4, 2016 (UTC)

Can I vote both? Monterossa (talk) 05:48, February 2, 2016 (UTC)

I'm just going to go on record as saying the only reason I'm not preparing my robot army to literally annihilate everyone involved is that I tolerate Ursula's outfit and that I expected everyone to have godawful taste anyway. You're all off the hook.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 22:32, February 7, 2016 (UTC)

Week 375: LMS II Hunt: The Adventures of Drace vs Sabin

200px LMS Icon
Sabin II
I decided to turn to the official Final Fantasy Wiki IRC for inspiration for this particular fight description. This is what they came up with "Moogles hitler wow okay you're holy roman empire hetalia alright excellent truly hetalia frog." Truly a work of poetry.

In other news, Drace vs Sabin face off in the hit sequel 2 Last 2 Standing. Will there be someone standing after this fight? Will they be the last person? Who knows? You'll have to stick around to find out!

Votes for Drace

  1. <Catuse> Scathe, why is Sabin Chocolina? <Scathe> oops <Catuse> I know he let himself go after failing too many blitz inputs but jfc <Scathe> I'll fix it Cat (meowhunt) 04:16, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  2. anime armor tiddy Hexed 04:41, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  3. What do you think the point of those orb things that Drace has on the side of her helmet are? I like to imagine she keeps a snack in one orb and some knitting supplies in the other for her Baby Chocobos croquet hobby. --BlueHighwind 04:46, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Don't hate me for this. Berani00 (talk) 07:51, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Armageddon11 (talk) 11:10, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Hello, beautiful woman. MissH <3 11:42, January 26, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Great case of "What could have been?" She could've joined up with Vaan and the crew or could have gotten stomped by them in a hilarious misunderstanding. We shall never know. Oh, well AnonyMan (talk) 12:27, January 27, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Mierna 02:02, January 31, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Gotta do this... Crashb2007 (talk) 22:09, January 31, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Sabin

  1. Can't vote against Sabin, sorry. Not even for a Judge.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 09:42, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Train. Suplex. Is there really any thing else that one needs to know about this guy? King of Noobs 13:49, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Sabin is the pinnacle of human strength, he can even hadouken. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 14:04, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Because Final Fantasy VI needs more love. Yeahremix 12:33, January 28, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Starting to notice alot of love for V and XII characters in DNC lately. Although Drace was an interesting bit character she was still a bit cahracter that only was in one scene. Only reason I'd see voting for Drace over Sabin would be if you hated Sabin. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 06:00, January 29, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 06:52, January 29, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Can't vote against him. 'Nuff said. Lua Snow 05:25, January 30, 2016 (UTC)
  8. GoldenChocobo 15:01, January 30, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. 01:09, January 26, 2016 (UTC)
  2. 17:26, February 1, 2016 (UTC)
  3. 23:47, February 1, 2016 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

Seriously. What is the point of Drace's orb things on her helmet? Anybody got a theory as to what she keeps in there? --BlueHighwind 21:05, January 29, 2016 (UTC)

(Hair) Buns of Steel. Obviously. King of Noobs 00:19, January 30, 2016 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.



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