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DNC Moderators

The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.

  • You may vote only once.
  • You may only vote on the most recent fight. Fights from previous weeks that have not yet been archived are closed to voting, although you may still comment on them if you wish.
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  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 373: LMS II Hunt: The Adventures of Drace vs Sabin

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I decided to turn to the official Final Fantasy Wiki IRC for inspiration for this particular fight description. This is what they came up with "Moogles hitler wow okay you're holy roman empire hetalia alright excellent truly hetalia frog." Truly a work of poetry.

In other news, Drace vs Sabin face off in the hit sequel 2 Last 2 Standing. Will there be someone standing after this fight? Will they be the last person? Who knows? You'll have to stick around to find out!

Votes for Drace

  1. <Catuse> Scathe, why is Sabin Chocolina? <Scathe> oops <Catuse> I know he let himself go after failing too many blitz inputs but jfc <Scathe> I'll fix it Cat (meowhunt) 04:16, January 25, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Sabin

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Week 374: Improbability Week: Sabin vs Snow

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Guys are we still doing these? If not, no one told me.
Not sure what Jimcloud is talking about above this line, but Sabin won.
Today, we bring you some fist punch guys to battle it out for your amusement. Oh, but I can see you shaking your heads thinking to yourself "how are you going to top the hideous monstrosity and the person in the moogle suit two fights ago?" But to that I tell you that these two are not just any punchy types. No, no. In fact, both of these individuals can do some pretty improbable stuff! Over here on the left, we have a man who is capable of holding up a collapsing building for six minutes straight!

Now on the right, we... have a man who has ridden a motorcycle made of women across a crystalline track... and then... one thousand years later... when he's... five hundred and twenty three years old...? He... okay, no. No. This is a bridge too far. Screw the script, I'm out. Have fun, you guys.

There isn't even a space in the last fight??
Wow, you guys really hate Snow. Good taste.

Votes for Sabin

  1. No contest. Even if Snow IS played by Troy Baker.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:31, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Train. Suplex. King of Noobs 13:38, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  3. I hate Snow. I had to wipe my car off twice yesterday and it was still frozen over this morning. Plus I'm slipping on black ice everywhere today. Snow is a bitch and I still have to go to work. Whore. Slut. --BlueHighwind 16:27, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Snow is the only hated character from Vanille Saga I shall never defend (SERAHHH) ~Yeahremix 18:05, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Stay away from Serah! Monterossa (talk) 18:16, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Sabin has suplexed a train and kept an entire building together for at least six minutes. Plus, (even though he is technically optional) where you can get in the second half of VI just happens to be on your way. Can someone remind me of Snow's accomplishments, because I do not remember of anything notable... Crashb2007 (talk) 22:55, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  7. For me, this is a no contest.Free bird (talk) 23:18, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Chances are probably stating the obvious by now that the wrestler over here's gonna curbstomp the guy that has a trenchcoat decked out with nanomachines? Why, you might ask? The wrestler guy suplexed a train, held a crumbling building together with brute strength alone and has studied the mighty artes of Hokuto Shinken. Don't ask why, though. Berani00 (talk) 23:42, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  9. The only Snow I care about is bleeding out in Castle Black right now. Cat (meowhunt) 00:30, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:37, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
  11. Snow is tempting, but this is Edgar's brother we're talking about. Mierna 01:39, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
  12. Sabin's last name is Figaro, and I just love the sound of it. Does Snow even have a last name? If so, I've never heard it. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 14:18, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
  13. Zhor7 (talk) 03:57, January 22, 2016 (UTC) Are you kidding me!?

Anonymous Votes 02:11, January 19, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for Snow

  1. He's white, his name is Snow. He's practically "Snow White" of Final Fantasy (although I'm not a fan of Disney's Snow White). ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 14:08, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Cookies! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:41, January 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. In the Lightning saga Snow shows three great attires and appearance. Although Sabin is a better Monk, shows at the same time a poor character design. GoldenChocobo 14:31, January 23, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. 06:17, January 23, 2016 (UTC) For the hero to always save the day...

Peanut Gallery

You know what else is improbable, you guys?

It's been five months since someone last left a nomination in the nomination section. Mind you, it's been a much smaller two months since someone last voted in a fight, and honestly, votes are what we need as much as, if not more than, fight suggestions at this stage. What I am trying to say is that it's this, or we start getting loopy.

Well, more loopy. You never want to go full loop with this crowd, okay? Jimcloud 13:20, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

To be honest, I had forgotten 'bout the nomination page. So I left you one. Happy? If so, give me hugs and candy. I like hugs and candy. King of Noobs 13:45, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
Ecstatic. Jimcloud 22:24, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
So how did we get the Fursuit week and this if we didn't get them from the nominations section in the five months before both happened? Or did Scath pull them out of the aether like when he went up against Mexico? Berani00 (talk) 23:50, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
The aether, yes. That's where the vast majority of our fights emerge from. This one, though, was one of the very few remaining on the shortlist. It's a very short list. Jimcloud 23:54, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
Uh, didn't someone just vote literally a minute ago?——Preceding unsigned comment was added by Technobliterator (talkcontribs). Please sign your posts with ~~~~.
That was me. Clearing the shortlist of this fight. And you forgot to sign, Techno, ya derp :P Jimcloud 13:32, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
Yeah? Well you forgot to use THE UNSIGNED TEMPLATE ya derp!--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 16:42, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
There's a difference between forgetting and simply not doing it, dear. Jimcloud 22:24, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

Fursuit Week is too horrifying to touch and you know it, Jim. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:29, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

Well, I managed. Barely. I'm gonna go take a bath in acid. Jimcloud 22:42, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

Now you're all just being cruel with not supporting Snow at all! I'm gonna protect this cool guy from al of you big meanies! ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 23:53, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

I know Snow's a cool guy and all, but when it comes down to it, he hasn't done anything interesting in the Lightning Saga except try to protect Serah at all costs and attempting to bring her from beyond the grave in Lightning Returns. Yes, he led a resistance movement against PSICOM. Yes, he can ride a motorcycle made from two women without feeling embarrassed. Yes, he ruled a city for five centuries straight as a hopeless sulk. However, all three could be done with more interesting characters in and outside the Final Fantasy series, and to be honest, he's up against Sabin Rene Figaro of all people, who might as well be Superman. If this hurts your feelings, it's nothing personal. I'm just pointing out that while Snow's a cool guy, he isn't exactly that interesting of a character. Berani00 (talk) 01:09, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
Yes, but as Kaimi has proven, you can make more puns from his name. Beat that, Sabin. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 01:24, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
Eh, I see Sabin more so as certain martial artists in animes/movies. That whole Superman shtick? Leave that to some of the more popular guys in the FF community. Crashb2007 (talk) 03:23, January 20, 2016 (UTC)
Most martial artists don't/can't suplex a train, much less a train of the dead. King of Noobs 20:24, January 21, 2016 (UTC)
I meant as in moveset, not feats... Crashb2007 (talk) 04:05, January 22, 2016 (UTC)
And none of this is addressing Snow's puntential! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:48, January 23, 2016 (UTC)
←Snow has the unfortunate fortune of coming after Sabin and Tifa. They set the bar high by suplexing things that should not in any way be suplex-able. King of Noobs 17:25, January 23, 2016 (UTC)

Older Fights!

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