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Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!
DNC Moderators
The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.
The Rules, Briefly
Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.
You may vote only once.
You may only vote on the most recent fight. Fights from previous weeks that have not yet been archived are closed to voting, although you may still comment on them if you wish.
If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section. Anonymous votes are only worth half as much as a registered user's vote.
To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.
Last Man Standing
Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:
If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.
LAST MAN STANDING 100 TOURNAMENT PARTY ZONE
Hello and welcome to the Last Man Standing 100 Tournament Party Zone! In this event, we're putting the all-stars of LMS (and some other people that showed up drunk and were thrown into the arena just because) into one probably-not-final grand bout to see who the TRUE Last Man/Woman/Geological Feature Standing is!
The tournament will go on for 8 weeks, because we collectively can't be bothered to put up more than two fights at once. Conveniently, this also means this is an end of year celebration tournament! And we'll also do one fight from both halves of the bracket each week because why the hell not.
IN THE STRANGE CORNER SOMEWHERE IN OUTER MONGOLIA WHERE ONLY THE WINGÉD CATS DARE TRED BARTZ KLAUSER, VOTED MOST INTERESTING MAN OF 2015 FINAL FANTASY V
QUARTER FINALS
IN THE SUBLIMELY MAGNIFICENT CORNER MARK III JECHT "JECHT" JECHT FINAL FANTASY X
Why do I feel like we've had this fight before? In any case, Dancer. Mierna 04:16, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
I shall also vote for the most glorious Bartz. PookaMustard 06:03, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
Bartz can do the Jecht Shot too, if he want to. Monterossa (talk) 06:54, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
Bartz, man. He's pretty awesome, FFV just doesn't shove it down your throat. And then there's their Dancer jobs. Lord have mercy! AnonyMan (talk) 12:15, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
Anonymous Votes
Votes for Jecht
AHAHAHAaa please... Armageddon11 (talk) 23:01, December 7, 2015 (UTC)
Screw you Bartz and your sexy sexy outfit Pzykosiz (talk) 23:48, December 7, 2015 (UTC)
FOR THE SUBLIMELY MAGNIFICENT JECHT! Berani00 (talk) 01:04, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
I love Bartz (especially the Dancer outfit), but his description here is too grandiose and dramatic as opposed to Jecht's, so I hope he wins this one to compensate a wee bit.Free bird (talk) 03:52, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
This guy's got a nicer-looking chest (no homo). MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:28, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
Since my favorite character in this tournament, Galuf, was eliminated in the first round here's hoping Kefka makes it the finals!Free bird (talk) 03:47, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
For the mandess! The glorious, glorious madness! King of Noobs 13:56, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
I'm voting for the most glorious not-Kefka! Anyone who votes for Kefka sure has terrible tastes. PookaMustard 06:03, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
I rather marry the girl with the dress than some clown. Last time I did, I almost got a face full of acid... MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:29, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
go back to Batman movies. Monterossa (talk) 06:52, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
Because her dub actor still voices her, like a champ, even after all the criticism of her performance in X. Less relevant, Kefka's lame. AnonyMan (talk) 12:25, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
I don't think I'm capable of voting against her ThePhoenixDown (talk) 13:08, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
I'd much rather vote for elegance than rashness. ☛ DATGAMERONFIRETHEMAGNIFICENT ☚ 11:57, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
Down with the clown! Armageddon11 (talk) 23:13, December 7, 2015 (UTC)
Who's Kelfka? Pzykosiz (talk) 23:49, December 7, 2015 (UTC)
Let me tell you a story about that crazy man. Might want to grab some popcorn, drinks, and snacks; this will take a few hours to elaborate. Crashb2007 (talk) 21:14, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
Kefka's the lamest villain in Final Fantasy history. He was a complete wimp who ranted all day long for half his first appearance, and he only became powerful by... nevermind, this part is spoilerific! PookaMustard 05:26, December 9, 2015 (UTC)
At this point i'd like to point out that whoever put the battle up spelt Kefka with an L originally. i am fully aware of Kefka Pzykosiz (talk) 03:13, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
I need to adjust my browser fonts then, I didn't even notice the L. King of Noobs 13:41, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
IN THE OWNS AN AIRSHIP CORNER KUJA FINAL FANTASY IX
QUARTER FINALS
IN THE OWNS AN AIRSHIP CORNER FFAMRAN "BALTHIER" MIED BUNANSA FINAL FANTASY XII
Votes for Kuja
I prefer it to be called the fabulous~ corner. King of Noobs 22:27, December 1, 2015 (UTC)
Plays opposite to the much, much, much better version of Balthier, while also being a much, much, much better character himself. Also is drop dead gorgeous. None can compete.AnonyMan (talk) 01:34, December 2, 2015 (UTC)
Balthier's the leading man, and Kuja... he's a leading failed experiment. The choice's obvious. ;) —Kaimi(999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 22:26, December 1, 2015 (UTC)
While not actually the leading character (that would be Ashe) is still a awesome character. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:18, December 3, 2015 (UTC)
Balthier taught me the true meaning of Christmas: Ballin'. --BlueHighwindツ 23:08, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
I'll play more of a supporting role here. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:42, December 6, 2015 (UTC)
If there's anything to be said, the flaming gay guy shouldn't be in this tourney. Berani00 (talk) 09:51, December 7, 2015 (UTC)
Anonymous Votes
Peanut Gallery
I'm sorry, guys, I think I developed a sudden allergy to writing the names of colors. Maybe it'll clear up... *achoo*... in three weeks. Jimcloud 22:09, December 1, 2015 (UTC)
Between these two, I would choose Faris here. Sorry Basch, but you are too "lawful" for my taste in characters. Crashb2007 (talk) 00:21, December 2, 2015 (UTC)
Hey, Faethin, you're welcome.Jimcloud 22:09, December 1, 2015 (UTC)
Both of these would be great opponents for Balthier. Armageddon11 (talk) 13:05, December 7, 2015 (UTC)
Older Fights!
You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.
