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Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!
The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.
The Rules, Briefly
Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.
You may vote only once.
You may only vote on the most recent fight. Fights from previous weeks that have not yet been archived are closed to voting, although you may still comment on them if you wish.
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Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.
Last Man Standing
Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:
If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.
LAST MAN STANDING 100 TOURNAMENT PARTY ZONE
Hello and welcome to the Last Man Standing 100 Tournament Party Zone! In this event, we're putting the all-stars of LMS (and some other people that showed up drunk and were thrown into the arena just because) into one probably-not-final grand bout to see who the TRUE Last Man/Woman/Geological Feature Standing is!
The tournament will go on for 8 weeks, because we collectively can't be bothered to put up more than two fights at once. Conveniently, this also means this is an end of year celebration tournament! And we'll also do one fight from both halves of the bracket each week because why the hell not.
My loyalty goes to whoever who's not called Kefka. PookaMustard 05:22, November 16, 2015 (UTC)
You do realize that Kefka's basically the Joker, right? And you also realize how often he gets beat up, right? Berani00 (talk) 06:08, November 16, 2015 (UTC)
Lemme see what Duodecim says... *plays a match b/t the two* CECIL WINS!! MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 07:06, November 16, 2015 (UTC)
The hell with your Kefka!AnonyMan (talk) 12:19, November 16, 2015 (UTC)
Voting for the purple lipstick against another purple lipstick. Monterossa (talk) 12:23, November 16, 2015 (UTC)
I just want Kefka to lose, especially after what he did to Kuja in Doudecium. Crashb2007 (talk) 20:11, November 16, 2015 (UTC)
This is extremely tough as it's my favorite Hero vs. my favorite villain. Oh random selector you are a cruel mistress. But I guess if I have to choose going to vote for Cecil. Will be happy either way. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 23:23, November 16, 2015 (UTC)
Blame the fanfic I'm reading. MissH <3 02:06, November 17, 2015 (UTC)
For me this one's a close call, but I like Faris just a wee bit more.Free bird (talk) 03:43, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
"Work anything out and there'll be the devil to pay!" -Faris ---- By the way, I like that he's standing on Syldra! PookaMustard 05:45, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
This was a close call for me in the sense I could be slaughtered for taking either camp, but I'll take the pirate over the flower girl any day of the week.Berani00 (talk) 06:14, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
Is a FFV Warrior of Light and is from FFV which pretty much guarantees a vote from me. Also, Faris doesn't have anywhere near the level of discrepancy with her name as Aeri...s...th...Dead Flower girl does.--AnonyMan (talk) 02:38, November 12, 2015 (UTC)
Aerith is beautiful but she can't find a better job than selling flowers for one gil each. Monterossa (talk) 13:45, November 12, 2015 (UTC)
Purple pirates are pes-... I mean BEST pirates! Miyu 18:47, November 12, 2015 (UTC)
Votes for Aerith
First person to grouse about the word "Aerith" gets punched in the face with a boxing glove. Filled with bricks. Jimcloud 14:47, November 10, 2015 (UTC)
Because Jim's threatening people from this side. Sounds like fun. King of Noobs 20:07, November 10, 2015 (UTC)
I'm voting for Aeris. People who say "Aerith" have a bad lisp. --BlueHighwindツ 00:38, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
I like Aeris well enough she was a nice character. Faris really didn't do anything for me. Sure she was a good character by FFV standards but the characters in FFV were bad. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 05:38, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
y call her aerith lol do u call the other 1 farith lol maeks no sense FëasindëPeth 16:08, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
Procrastinated until far past when the fight should have been up... or chose to wait until slightly before when SCM updated, to give the earlier fight plenty of time while slowly returning to normal schedule? You decide. Jimcloud 14:47, November 10, 2015 (UTC)
Alas, BlueHighwind, we barely knew ye. King of Noobs 01:39, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
Oh no, I have a bad feeling Blue may get beat within an inch of his life by Jim... *shudders*Crashb2007 (talk) 02:14, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
He made his face-punching, he can lie in it. Jimcloud 13:32, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
I did like the fact he did legitametly tried to heel-face turn in Dissidia. Unfortunately, one of the opponents of this tourney would not let him do so. :( Crashb2007 (talk) 23:56, November 4, 2015 (UTC)
There, there, lovely now! Mierna 00:26, November 5, 2015 (UTC)
I love Amano's artwork, but I think Garnet is much more beautiful with short hair. However, I still prefer her over Kuja. Kuja's man-thong is just off-putting to me. --Sjoldzic101 (talk) 04:18, November 4, 2015 (UTC)
WHO ORGANIZED THIS WHY IS IT KUJA VS GARNET RIGHT AWAY ughhhhhhhhhhh so torn 8bit 04:55, November 4, 2015 (UTC)
NOT Mrs. Peacockhead, that's for sure.Berani00 (talk) 05:12, November 4, 2015 (UTC)
By the way, is it just me, or has the fight between Jihl and Drace not been formally decided? I know Drace clearly won, but girl needs the official credit she deserves. MissH <3 11:19, November 4, 2015 (UTC)
Eh. We don't have to type out who the winner is (see: me refusing to write out the result for Shantotto vs Cyan) and I was in a hurry due to it having already been Wednesday on my end, so I skipped it. Drace wins, don't even have to bother counting. -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 12:57, November 4, 2015 (UTC)
Even Though Cyan is clearly better. 188.8.131.52 20:36, November 4, 2015 (UTC)
Well, okay. I'll be sure to remember her historic win anyway. I love Drace, seriously. <3 I love this cast of characters. Everyone from XII is awesome. (Vaan has grown on me.)
Thanks for answering my question! MissH <3 09:07, November 5, 2015 (UTC)
You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.