Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!
DNC Moderators
The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.
The Rules, Briefly
Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.
- You may vote only once.
- You may only vote on the most recent fight. Fights from previous weeks that have not yet been archived are closed to voting, although you may still comment on them if you wish.
- If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
- If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section. Anonymous votes are only worth half as much as a registered user's vote.
- To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
- Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
- If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
- Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.
Last Man Standing
Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:
- If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
- If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
- Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.
Week 360: The Entire Lalafell Race vs Atomos
VICTOR Undecided. |
Greetings, (scrub)lords and (scrub)ladies of the Final Fantasy Wiki.
This week, with a fight brought to you by The Prettiest Princess of Metal, due to Jimcloud signing a contract in scrub saying that she herself is a scrublady. Therefore I am bringing you the truest of battle royales, the entire race of satanic potatoes vs the devourer of all things (including satanic potatoes), Atomos! Regardless of the outcome, there will be blood, scubbery and waifus. |
VICTOR Undecided | |||
Votes for Satanic Midgets
Anonymous Votes |
Votes for At-nom-os
Anonymous Votes | ||||
Peanut GalleryI've been lugging around gigantic textbooks and watching patronizing college prep videos all day. Call it a moment of weakness. Jimcloud 03:13, August 12, 2015 (UTC) seriously the punchline of every FATE description is "it eats lalafells" -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:14, August 12, 2015 (UTC) I can't believe Lalafels are catching up.Shadow123367 06:56, August 15, 2015 (UTC) Hm, I am not a psychologist, but I feel that if this is your belief, Techno, it may explain why you will never get laid. http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.png 06:59, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
Whoops, I forgot I was not logged on at the time I voted (damn CCleaner of mine). Am I allowed to vote still for this week or am I DQ'ed? Crashb2007 (talk) 07:20, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
Please don't feed me to Atomos. :( — YuanSalut 01:28, August 17, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 359: Semana del Pirata: Jecht v. Pirate
VICTOR Jecht, by an amount |
Hola.
Yo tengo uno granado. Thus ends my Spanish ability. Welcome back to your regularly scheduled program. And by regularly scheduled, I mean scheduled a day after it is scheduled. So all is as it should be I guess. |
VICTOR Jecht, by an amount | |||
Votes for JECHT (Job Essentially Comprises 'Hate for Tidus')
Anonymous Votes68.4.228.211 21:59, August 4, 2015 (UTC) |
Votes for PIRATE (Plundering Is Rad And Totally Extreme)
Anonymous Votes | ||||
Peanut Gallery(Looks around the area, all confused.) The heck is this? This fight's been around for a week and NO comments in the Peanut Gallery? Are we all just out of things to say after Scathe vs. Mexico, or what? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:17, August 8, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 358: ScatheMote vs Mexico
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VICTOR OF COURSE I WON DON'T NEED TO COUNT |
Just before update day, we received some terrible news. Scathe, who was due to update this week, has somehow gotten himself trapped in Mexico and can't update. And so, we are holding tribute to him in the only way I know how.
NOTE: LMS resumes next week. I'm keeping the last fight open in case people want more pirate action. |
VICTOR OF COURSE I WON DON'T NEED TO COUNT | |||
Votes for Our Lord, Ser ScatheMote of the Wiki Triumvirate
Anonymous Votes |
Votes for Mexico
Anonymous Votes | ||||
Peanut GalleryNoodle incident proof ft. cleavage spambot C A T U S E 03:30, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
I'm not sure who to vote for, mainly cause I dunno which one will gimme some empanadas, chimichangas and quesadillas... MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 16:30, August 2, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 357: Actually A Pirate Week: Pirate v. Pirate
VICTOR PIRATE 10-7 |
Shiver me timbers! The good ship DNC has been beset by two ships of murderous pirates at once! It looks like we will have to surrender, but which group will plunder our booty, and which will walk the plank?
...you know, pirates kinda suck in these games, I mean, come on, is 90 HP the best you can do? |
VICTOR PIRATE 10-7 | |||
Votes for Classic Pirate
Stowaway Votes |
Votes for Slightly Less Classic Pirate
Stowaway Votes | ||||
Parrot GalleryOh come on, we update late and people are voting and snarking at us instantly, but I update on time and nothing happens. Why do we even try to do it on time then? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 06:15, July 20, 2015 (UTC) PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES! That is all I have to say. Mierna 06:38, July 20, 2015 (UTC) I'd just like to draw attention to the fact that 2 weeks ago the FI was totally pirate related. I timed it with the DNC and everything! But 2 weeks later, and we're still doing pirate DNC fights for some reason. Well, I don't have any more good pirate pictures, so RIP super coordination fun times. C A T U S E 07:03, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
I'm already looking forward to the next DNC fight if it's another pirate week - what about Faris vs. Merlwyb then? -- Flüstergras 08:21, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
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Older Fights!
You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.
DRAGON'S NECK COLOSSEUM ARCHIVES |
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I - II - III - IV - V - VI - VII - VIII - IX - X - XI - XII - XIII - XIV - XV - XVI - XVII - XVIII - XIX - XX - XXI - XXII - XXIII - XXIV - XXV - XXVI - XXVII - XXVIII - XXIX - XXX - XXXI - XXXII - XXXIII - XXXIV - XXXV - XXXVI - XXXVII - XXXVIII - XXXIX - XL |
April Fools - LMS Championship |