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The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.

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Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 352: Last Man Standing Round 92: Return to Regularly Scheduled Program Week: Golbez v. Caius

FFAB Rising Wave - Golbez SR+ LMS Icon FFAB Giga-Graviton - Caius SSR
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We apologize for any inconvenience. We were talking an extra week to celebrate the exit of Selphie from Last Man Standing.

Votes for Golbez

  1. DrakeyC (talk) 01:46, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Pffft. *runs back to E3*--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 01:50, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Anyone but Caius. At least I enjoyed Golbez's boss battle because of Rydia! Mierna 02:06, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Having just watched some Batman, I feel inclined to vote for DARKNESS. King of Noobs 02:48, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  5. OK, it seems fate really wants Golbez to be reigning champ. Geez.--Otherarrow (talk) 04:50, June 15, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Caius

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Someone's preempting their victory.  :P King of Noobs 02:47, June 15, 2015 (UTC)

Week 351: Sequel Villain Week: Caius v. Shuyin

Caius Render FFXIII-2
DNC Versus
FFX-2 Artwork Shuyin
11.5 to 7
I tried to write a proper description of this but got distracted by the "hooray-Selphie's-out" party. VICTOR
11.5 to 7

Votes for Caius

  1. One of da best antagonists. Monterossa (talk) 21:10, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  2. He isn't from X-2  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley 22:02, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  3. A greatest character with a great story and a great end! --Con Carne Is that your final answer? 22:27, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. He's a lot better than Bart-whatever his name is at being a villain. Also LIAM O'BRIEN!!! MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:53, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Never played XIII-2, but Shuyin is ridiculous. Oh, and what MechaKaiser says. Liam O'Brien ftw!! --Dissicon ff13 Lig1 Flüstergras 08:23, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  6. This is a vote for the color purple. Gabranth-ffxii-ost Miyu 18px 18px 09:37, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  7. --Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 09:11, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Honestly, XIII-2 is in my top 10 FF games. Shh, it's a secret. Shadow123367VV icon 16:22, June 5, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Interesting sword. GoldenChocobo 14:22, June 6, 2015 (UTC)
  10. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:05, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Armageddon11 (talk) 11:41, June 9, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Leah 08:40, June 14, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Shuyin

  1. from a game i actually like Hexed 14:08, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Just gonna vote here cause I have no idea who these two are. --Attheshows (talk) 14:14, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  3. You. are. not. Lenne! Mierna 19:52, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Just dropping a vote here... Crashb2007 (talk) 21:37, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Looks FAR less like a jackass.--AnonyMan (talk) 03:17, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  6. not like either of them will win next week Pzykosiz (talk) 08:04, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Well, he is more or less a "template" for Caius; quite a lot of things overlap between the two of them. Also voting for Shuyin because FFX-2 deserves more love than it's given.—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 14:14, June 11, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes 10:36, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

While making this fight I typo'd and accidentally made Shuyin's side pink instead of yellow. I almost kept it. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 14:07, June 1, 2015 (UTC)

I abstain. I can't vote for either of these jack-offs. --BlueHighwind 14:11, June 1, 2015 (UTC)

This is a fight that I and another suggested, and now it's finally on! W00T! I accomplished.... something. Wait, what do I win again? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:55, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

You win... *drumroll* The ability to gloat about it this week in the Peanut Gallery! Congratulations! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:09, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
Yaaaaaayyyy!!!!! MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:44, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

This is one of those weeks, where if everyone works together, we can kill both of them. lets make sure it's a draw Pzykosiz (talk) 00:59, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

You realize that if that happens I am going to convince Scathe to make next week Caius, Shuyin and Rock vs Golbez, right? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:53, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
i wouldn't mind busting their heads open with a rock Pzykosiz (talk) 12:21, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
Double check where that vs is, buddy. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:51, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
A rock would never compete with the power of DARKNESS. King of Noobs 12:54, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
We are not touching the light switch again. We've still got several potential contestants out with injuries due to blindly stumbling about. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:51, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
And I stubbed my toe on the door! Unforgivable. Jimcloud 15:13, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
Guess this is a bad time to mention, but I was an electrician for six months. I bet I could've brought the lights back on. Or at least flail anything Vaan-shaped at the darkness and hope to hear a Chappelle reference as it leaves the door. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:44, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
Would the light control in this case be a fuse controlled one or breaker controlled?Crashb2007 (talk) 06:48, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
That talk is getting way too technical for this crowd Pzykosiz (talk) 11:10, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
←Probably their attempt to derail the conversation. And judging from how long it takes to fix these things, probably fuse based. Always hard to find the right bad fuse. King of Noobs 12:44, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
No wonder I was stumbling into a desk as I came in. Ouch! Crashb2007 (talk) 21:48, June 4, 2015 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.



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