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Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!
The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: Deadlyslashsword, ScatheMote, and Jimcloud. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.
The Rules, Briefly
Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Failure to comply with these rules will likely result in your vote being removed up to being banned from participating in future fights.
You may vote only once.
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Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.
Last Man Standing
Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:
If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.
Though Yoshida did totally help rebuild XIV from the ground up to not blow ass anymore, gotta go with Nomura. He did the character designs for SE's best post PS1era game, THE BOUNCER! I demand crossovers with KH or FF. Get DreamFactory on the phone!--AnonyMan (talk) 12:58, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
I changed my mind. Spiting Monterossa over his tit-based opinions is much more important than praising Yoshi-P. -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 22:45, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
I suspect you are the only one who hoards edit warring idiots. Jimcloud 08:16, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Maaaaaaaaybe. CATUSE 08:18, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Oh come on, no option for Lord Toriyama, King Of All Waifu Havers, Hallowed Be Thy Name? -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 08:25, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Sometimes I wonder about the mental state of our lovely DNC... then I remembered, I got a wikia account because of the DNC... King of Noobs 13:35, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Akira Toriyama should be an option. DRAGON QUEST RULES ALL FINAL FANTASY. --BlueHighwindツ 22:44, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
If that were true Dragon Quest would be more recognizable to RPG fans. How do I know? I saw DQIX, a game that introduced me to the franchise, in the $9.99 bin of a GameStop once. What does that tell ya? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 23:03, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
...That Japan is still the primary market? (Alternate answer: that you are taking a comment in the DNC seriously, in which case lol) -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 23:13, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Week 330: Last Man Standing Round 81: Edge vs. Gau
CHALLENGER EDWARD "EDGE" GERALDINE FINAL FANTASY IV Tie
LAST MAN STANDING
CHALLENGER GAU FINAL FANTASY VI Tie
Okay, it's story time, guys, so sit down. So I'm all ready to make Edward vs. Snow, and I go to check on our new challenger. The thing is, it's possible I may have been dipping in the Secret Admin Hot Springs an hour prior, and as such, she attempted to murder me on sight. So we had to make an emergency change to our roster. So I was scoping out potential replacements, but this was one of the few who seemed excited at the prospect of beating Edgeward in a fight. His exact words at the idea were "Aw yeah!" ... On mulling it over, it might have been "Gau yeah!", but I'm going with the first one.
Anyways. Our two seasoned, veteran competitors from the golden SNES era of Final Fantasy will be duking it out for your enjoyment in this matchup of the second (or perhaps third) billing protagonists. Who will be the victor in this contest of mild mediocrity? Who will be the Last Man Standing?
Votes for Edge
I like purple. Mierna 10:21, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
Faaabulous. --Flüstergras 11:39, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
Dat awesome mullet.--AnonyMan (talk) 12:37, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
The Beastmaster who hasn't mastered his inner beast! Glorious! King of Noobs 13:22, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
Voting on one of two characters that gave me reasons to use them a lot in FFVI. Crashb2007 (talk) 17:31, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
He is from VI I like VI I do not like IV this is good yes very good User:R8.50Mango/Sig2 09:17, December 26, 2014 (UTC)
Gau is a really versatile character. Maybe even too much.. GoldenChocobo 15:00, December 27, 2014 (UTC)
Shhh. I was sleeping. D: Jimcloud 07:15, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
Lies! The Committee isn't allowed sleep! You were busy guzzlin' the eggnog, weren't you? King of Noobs 13:23, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
Nnnnnnnprobably not. See, look here, this jug is perfectly full, proof of my innocence. Jimcloud 13:38, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
And the 5 empty jugs lying by your feet? -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 08:42, December 26, 2014 (UTC)
Things sounded pretty steamy in the Secret Admin Hot Springs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) --BlueHighwindツ 15:08, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
Week 329: Non-Denomination Merry Winter Solstice Festival Week: Snow v. Snow v. Snow v. Raine
VICTOR Snow (the second one) 9 to 11 to 7½ to 8½
To celebrate the cold, bitter, and horrible winter nights, we at the DNC committee have given you a wondrous fight celebrating the great season of winter! That's right, we've got three, wonderful kinds of snow for you to vote for! In one corner, we have the mullet-wearing and meatheaded sort of snow, the sort of thick snow that sticks and clumps to everything. In the other corner, we have the kind of snow that is currently undergoing some sort of deathly frostbite all over. In the next corner, we have…just snow. Normal snow. Comes from water. Snowy snow. Snow snow snow. In the last corner, in case you hate the cold like I do, we have the reminder that the lovely times of spring are only…three months away with rain(e).
Choose two wisely and snowily. Or rainily. You decide.
VICTOR Snow (the second one) 9 to 11 to 7½ to 8½
Votes for Snow
This is not a vote for Snow Villiers. It is, in fact, a vote for Snow, the cat from XIII-2, whose exclusion from the vote is a grave injustice. -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 04:16, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
Well Jon Snow knew nothing about this so this vote goes for him? Mierna 06:48, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
I hate Snow, thus I like how he gets beaten up by Lightning. --Flüstergras 11:11, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
I hate Snow. --Flüstergras 11:11, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
She's awesome. And Laguna is awesome, how they ended up conceiving the dork they got is beyond me though. Maybe Zell was their child and they were switched at birth.--AnonyMan (talk) 12:37, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
I hate Snow, the hero. Monterossa (talk) 12:52, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
I have no idea who this even is, I just don't like the alternatives.--TechnobliteratorTC 13:01, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
Two votes. Use 'em wisely. Or not. ScatheMote 04:10, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
Wait, we're allowed to vote wisely? What kind of DNC fight is this? -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 11:44, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
What is this "wisdom" thing you speak of? Can it be eaten? Is it tasty? King of Noobs 13:38, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
If you're wondering what life is like in New Jersey right now, this fight is a pretty accurate picture. --BlueHighwindツ 03:11, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.