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Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 324: Last Man Standing Round 78: Fangs Week: Colons: Red XIII vs. Oerba Yun Fang

Red XIII 2007 version
LMS Icon
Ff13-fang
CHALLENGER
RED XIII
FINAL FANTASY VII. MOSTLY.
Undecided
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
OERBA YUN FANG
FINAL FANTASY XIII + CHANGE
Undecided
Hello there! Here today we bring you a fresh, new, randomly rolled competitor for this Last Man Standing bout. You see, there was an issue where the pot containing the cat wanted to ride solo, there was an argument, words were said, the group split off, and it was decided that a solo pot did not qualify as a "being" for the purposes of Last Man Standing.

So we made some changes! Here we have the totally randomly picked Oerba Yun Fang, conveniently allowing for us here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum to christen this week Fangs Week. Because it's Fang against someone with fangs. Geddit? ...Anyways, we hope that our 50% completely random competitors and our 50% completely preselected competitors can have a nice, clean, totally cheat-free week at this week's Last Man Standing. Fur will fly, Fangs will, um, fang, and someone will be the Last Wom-er, Man Standing! I can't wait!

Votes for Red XIII

  1. Too sexy for screen time - BlitzballArtTidus357 09:32, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Guh... it was a hard choice DNC, but I'm stilll going for Red. 74.110.127.233 15:42, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Fang

  1. o/.  mecorx (talk) - 08:44, Nov 10, 2014 Microchu ATB 
  2. --Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 13:12, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Monterossa (talk) 14:07, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

I fear we are merely looking at the tip of the madness iceberg. Pray, do not stay to go down the rabbit hole with me and my cohort, ladies and gentlemen. Jimcloud 08:36, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Week 323: Transportation Week: Cloud's Motorcycle vs. Noctis's Car vs. Edea's Float Thing vs. A Pot

Crisis Core - Hardy Daytona Model
DNC Versus
FFXV Monster
8b-char
FFXIII-2 Schrodinger
Potcat
7½ - 10 - 5½ - 16½
Hey hey hey! Welcome to the post-Halloween sale in the DNC (Driver's Numberplate Collection). We got four prime and beautiful vehicles just for you! Indeed, I'll be honest, I've never seen vehicles that are better and are also not filled with sawdust. Haha, no sawdust here (*shines teeth, blinding several people in the audience; their vision never recovers and they spend the rest of their years blind, mourning the day they ever walked into that strange used car shop*).

On one corner, we got the beautiful motorcycle used by a certain Chocobo haired protagonist. I hear that fanboys faint at the very touch of the leather padding! Just make sure not to be driving when this happens, of course. Next, we this convertible used by a man whose parents loved to butcher ancient languages to the general annoyance of people who actually understand it. Great for running away from giant monsters, or just the ordinary road rage! Next up, we've got a beautiful…thing used by a famous Sorceress and president. I mean, who wouldn't want an evil witch as a president? Beats our current politicians, am I right (*more teeth flashes, sends some people into cardiac arrest*). Finally, we have a pot. Cats sometimes sit in them. Those are vehicles, right?

Well, it's all up to you! Just so you know, you can choose your favorite TWO. Who will be the last vehicle standing?

Potcat
7½ - 10 - 5½ - 16½

Votes for the Rad Cloud 'Cycle

  1. I like running over soldiers who make minimum wage in this thing. C A T U S E 02:51, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. (Smiles) Memories... MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 05:44, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 12:36, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. TMG- Why? (talk) 17:44, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Candy! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:46, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  6. First actually cool mini game in the series :D Zhor7 (talk) 06:34, November 5, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Hey, Cloud stole this motorcycle! This is not fair! GoldenChocobo 16:59, November 8, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. I perfer motorcycles over cars. Only reason: a certain black hedgehog kinda sealed the deal for me in a racing game.74.110.127.233 19:22, November 3, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for the Noctis Not-Cadillac

  1. A classy lookin' ride. King of Noobs 03:03, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Original concept do not steal 2ea674f6.pngKujaBox 03:26, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:43, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Playing FFI's Main Theme in Theatrhythm reminded me that the original Warrior of Light journey embodied exactly what FFXV's main theme is about: a long road trip! Mierna 07:22, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 08:05, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 12:35, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  7. If anyone can get me this car for Christmas, that would be cool. ;) TMG- Why? (talk) 17:43, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Just because I like to spite those that claim those who butcher a language but don't even work at Square Enix to correct it are annoying. hehehe Mask no Oni (talk) 23:58, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  9. I am trying to make logical or grammatical sense of the vote above me, but as I cannot, I shall just have to register my support for the not-Cadillac. — YuanSalut 04:08, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Grand Theft Fantasy  The SirLaguna Dissicon ff8 Lag1 08:01, November 6, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for the Edea car…float…thing

  1. That thing is... floating??? --Dissicon ff12 Vaan1 Flüstergras 13:17, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I want to be on something like that. sitting on the throne, with a super badass knight by my side and Michael Jackson's dancers in the parade. Monterossa (talk) 17:24, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 17:29, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I like the pomp and circumstance and majesty of this ride with the parade included.Free bird (talk) 23:50, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Oppa Edea style! JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:42, November 6, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. 63.158.253.146 21:33, November 3, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for a pot

  1. Team Pot 2014. Represent. --BlueHighwind 02:49, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. SCHRODINGER'S POT! C A T U S E 02:51, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. King of Noobs 03:03, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Do you accept our new overlords? 2ea674f6.pngKujaBox 03:29, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  5. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:43, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --Dissicon ff12 Vaan1 Flüstergras 13:18, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  7. If a kitty uses it, it must be good, right?—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 13:24, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  8. This thing looks like Lord Frieza's floating wheelchair. Monterossa (talk) 17:27, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  9. YAAAAAAAAAAS also this is not a vote for the actual cat because it makes the most incredibly grating sounds until you kill it POT 8bit 03:50, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  10. KITTIES. Mierna 03:56, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Miaow~ — YuanSalut 04:08, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  12. A Kitty Pot... SNPratty FF4 PSP Rosa Field 16:10, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  13. The most original one. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:46, November 6, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Don't make a drug joke don't make a drug joke don't make a drug joke  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley 22:10, November 6, 2014 (UTC)
  15. This Schrodinger's cat is still alive.. Not for long! GoldenChocobo 17:00, November 8, 2014 (UTC)
  16. ScatheMote 22:19, November 9, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Kitties in pots are cute! 74.110.127.233 19:22, November 3, 2014 (UTC)


Peanut Gallery

Just in case you didn't read the fight description (I cry ;_;), you can vote for two candidates in this fight. ScatheMote 02:48, November 3, 2014 (UTC)

Not that I am complaining as I like unusual fights like this, but what's the occasion for having this non-normal DNC fight? --Ffgamesftw (talk) 01:47, November 4, 2014 (UTC)

This, pretty much 2ea674f6.pngKujaBox 03:38, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
When it comes to DNC fights, we work on the assumption that we don't need a reason for anything. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:08, November 4, 2014 (UTC)

Week 322: Last Man Standing Round 72: Red XIII vs. Ingus

RedXIII-FFVIIArt
LMS Icon
Ingus-Freelancer
CHALLENGER
RED XIII
FINAL FANTASY VII AND LIKE TEN SECONDS OF ADVENT CHILDREN
VICTORY
13-8
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
INGUS
FINAL FANTASY III
DEFEAT
13-8
Kin and country. These are important things, for some moreso than others.

One of our contenders today is the last in a species dedicated to protecting their homeland, and it is a job he takes very seriously. The other one wants to secure the princess's bedchambers, if you know what I mean.

So. With the formalities out of the way, let us nobly spectate a battle that has been decreed by that most vicious of random number deities. Which of our noble young lads will secure their place that will probably rapidly be dethroned in the battles to come? Who will be the last man standing*(For, like, a week, tops)?

Votes for Red XIII

  1. At least this guy has more personality than his opponent. Also he's my favorite character from FF7 outside of the easy picks. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:33, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:12, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  3. What MechaKaiser said. Regarding the personality bit, anyhow. Jimcloud 14:34, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. woof woof ima red doggy C A T U S E 18:47, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:21, October 28, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --ClixPsi (talk) 02:19, October 28, 2014 (UTC)
  7. I don't know much about Ingus, but I love Red XIII! I think the FF main series needs more 4-legged main playable characters.Free bird (talk) 00:03, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
  8. A talking animal is much cooler than a useless knight! --Cloud2110 16:24, October 30, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Once, when I was drunk, I yelled "Red XIII WEEEE"... Long, and awesome, story. Zhor7 (talk) 20:43, October 31, 2014 (UTC)
  10. While Red XIII isn't the best character he at least has characterization. Ingus's story arc: Ingus is a guard at the castle. Ingus joins the party to help restore the kingdom. Ingus decide to stay with the party for the rest of the game. The End. --99.137.1.70 23:02, October 31, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Red XIII is a really underrated character.. GoldenChocobo 15:26, November 1, 2014 (UTC)
  12. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 17:00, November 2, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. I'll be honest, I wasn't impressed by Ingus. However, Red does remind me of some other characters, plus he's adorable, so my vote goes to him. #74.110.127.233 15:54, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Whiny daddy-issues aside, he's the Alpha of a species that survived human extinction. 120.147.40.135 12:44, November 2, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Ingus

  1. Absolutely. Mierna 06:00, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I hate Red XIII.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 10:35, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  3. He deserves some props. III was experimenting with the Job System, after all. That takes a lot of focus to do. King of Noobs 12:42, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Liam O'Brien is the only reason for me to vote for Nanaki, but then... yeah, ten seconds. And thanks, Noobking, for that edit conflict ._. --Dissicon ff12 Vaan1 Flüstergras 12:47, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I too want to see the princess's bedchambers. She had the room styled by M. Arthur Gensler Jr. & Associates, Inc. I hear it is magnificent. --BlueHighwind 13:57, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  6. A boy who became soldier at the age of 14 versus a 48 year old freak with a brain of a spoiled brat? Monterossa (talk) 14:15, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Is it ironic that I'm calling this a vote for the underdog?  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley 20:30, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Pzykosiz (talk) 08:37, November 1, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Curse you, reddish colors, for making it so hard to see black on top of you. I swear I deal with salmon more than a fishmonger. Jimcloud 05:59, October 27, 2014 (UTC)

At least you live a life of deliciousness. --BlueHighwind 13:58, October 27, 2014 (UTC)

And the 10 seconds of Advent Children... :( I was really looking forward to watching AC just to hear Red XIII speak (because his Voice Actor is epic), and then he only got one line. :( Anyways, I'm abstaining from this fight, because it's a character voiced by Liam O'Brien vs a character from the first FF I ever played. TMG- Why? (talk) 11:27, October 27, 2014 (UTC)

I want to make it clear that I would totally have voted for Red XIII, however he totally ignored Aerith, and that ruins it for me. --BlueHighwind 14:58, October 27, 2014 (UTC)

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