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Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!

DNC Moderators

The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: Deadlyslashsword, ScatheMote, and Jimcloud. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Failure to comply with these rules will likely result in your vote being removed up to being banned from participating in future fights.

  • You may vote only once.
  • If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
  • If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section.
  • To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
  • Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
  • If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 317: Titular Week: Bahamut v. Shinryu

Bahamut Enemy FFXIII
 DNC Versus
Shinryu (FFXI)
VICTOR
Undecided 		Okay, so today we have a duel between a duality of deadly dragons. You'd think that you might want to compare their strengths, their appearances, or their different powers when making your choice. You'd be wrong.

No, what you should be doing is comparing their necks. Yes, their necks. What do you think this colosseum is for? Do you prefer the long slender neck of Shinryu or the short sturdy neck of Bahamut? Which will be the last neck standing?

VICTOR
Undecided

Votes for Bahamut

  1. Mierna 02:38, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. King of Noobs 02:52, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS Technobliterator TC 06:58, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I remember one great incarnation of Shinryu, but at least five amazing and memorable incarnations of Bahamut. BURN EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!! --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of.. Flüstergras 11:37, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Mega Flare was an awesome overdrive in X.  Yunie X Dissicon ff10 Yun112:28, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  6. If you haven't played or heard of Final Fantasy XIV, you need to. Look up an "end of an era" and you'll understand NoctisXV (talk) 20:42, September 22, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Considering Shinryu gave me crap in FFV, I'm siding with Bahamut on this one. "You waste your breath." (Mega Flare) 108.11.180.137 16:48, September 22, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Shinryu

  1. longer neck C A T U S E 02:49, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Neck for days.--AnonyMan (talk) 03:11, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. You say it's a neck-off then post a Bahamut with no neck? What the hell, man? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:23, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Because Bahamut is actually a fish in Arabian mythology, and not a dragon. TMG- Why? (talk) 06:00, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. - BlitzballArtTidus357 12:51, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Nevermind the neck, imagine the esophagus on that thing. Or the small intestines, for that matter. Miles upon miles of entrails. Jimcloud 22:34, September 22, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. A shoo-in considering he actually has a neck here. 120.147.40.135 11:22, September 22, 2014 (UTC)


Peanut Gallery

I think the real question is, which neck can withstand the One and Only Bartz? King of Noobs 02:53, September 22, 2014 (UTC)

Trick question. Neither can stand up to The Butz, he's beat both their necks. Hmm...I smell a tie.--AnonyMan (talk) 03:09, September 22, 2014 (UTC)

Week 316: Hair Stylist Remembrance Week (Last Man Standing Round 69): Bartz vs. Carbuncle

Bartz (Alternate)
 LMS Icon
Carbuncle FFVIII Art
DEFENDING CHAMPION
BARTZ KLAUSER
FINAL FANTASY V
VICTORY
12½ to 6 		LAST
MAN
STANDING 		CHALLENGER
CARBUNCLE von MÜNCHHAUSEN
VARIOUS GAMES
DEFEAT
12½ to 6
Bartz continues on his rampage as champion, destroying all in his wake and salting the fields of Carthage.

However, he didn't realize that he would come across someone with as lavishly styled hair as he! What a calamity! Indeed, one could not judge whose hair, Bartz or Carbuncles, was more flammable from the amount of product placed in it nor could one accurately judge the pounds upon pounds of broken combs that must have ensued from all the morning hairy activities.

Who will be the last man/green thing standing with the most fashionable hair?

Votes for some Bartz we found lying around in our attic

  1. I need Bartz to stay in the DNC just for more silly names. --BlueHighwindツ 02:47, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For honor. For glory. For the comedy gold! King of Noobs 03:02, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. ...my God, the bishonen detector is overloading just looking at that picture! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:08, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Bartz lives! Don't listen to Ondor's lies! Monterossa (talk) 05:16, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  5. ;p TMG- Why? (talk) 05:18, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  6. This geezer can Spellblade Bio and kill the other in one hit.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS Technobliterator TC 07:03, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  7. DAT BARTZ!! --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of.. Flüstergras 12:00, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  8. --ClixPsi (talk) 21:59, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Pzykosiz (talk) 01:41, September 16, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Carbuncle has its perks, but, I'd prefer Bartz because Carbuncle more or less concerns buffs and standard healing rather than battle.NoctisXV (talk) 01:20, September 18, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Why not.  Yunie X Dissicon ff10 Yun112:37, September 20, 2014 (UTC)
  12. WHOA, just look at that fabulous hair! Mierna 12:45, September 20, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Maybe next time, 'Buncle.... 108.11.180.137 02:48, September 15, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Carbuncle

  1. Hauses are blue. Carbuncle is blue. C A T U S E 03:08, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Once again, Carbuncle, because it protects me in 14. --Sencilia (talk) 12:01, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I like Carbuncle better, even though I love Bartz and his unique nicknames by the great DNC staff!Free bird (talk) 00:48, September 16, 2014 (UTC)
  4. If bartz was laying around in my attic he'd probably be dead. I hear breathing in glass particles can do that to you --Ffgamesftw (talk) 22:56, September 16, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Pity vote because it's just so cute!  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley 00:38, September 21, 2014 (UTC)
  6. JC Holy Knight (talk) 03:10, September 21, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

This week's update was brought to you by your favorite ScatheMote, who is updating in lieu of Jimcloud, as she, set awash on the open sea, is torn and twisted by the winds of fortune throughout the world to tear through the channels of Scylla and Charybdis, perhaps one day settling with the Cattle of the Sun (which, as we know, must not be eaten; that would be rude). ScatheMote 02:44, September 15, 2014 (UTC)

We need six volunteers to get eaten so that Jimcloud can get past Scylla. I will do the honorable thing, the selfless thing, the heroic thing, and volunteer Scathe. --BlueHighwindツ 02:49, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
Don't be silly, we brought machine guns just in case we'd run across something like that. C A T U S E 03:08, September 15, 2014 (UTC)

All these hair themed DNC descriptions reminds me of the Terra's Hair vs Garnet's Hair fight. I almost feel like we should have Garnet's hair which won in the fight go up against bartz in a future week to keep with the theme --Ffgamesftw (talk) 03:21, September 15, 2014 (UTC)

Or bring back Edgar. Edgar, mind you, not Edgar. Fëasindë Peth 14:53, September 20, 2014 (UTC)

Week 315: Peace Week: Vayne v. Carbuncle

File:Vayne solidor.jpg
 DNC Versus
Carbuncle FFVIII Portrait Art
VICTOR
Carbuncle
14½ to 7 		I abhor violence. There's such much cruelty and evil of the world. Don't we want to leave that at the door when enjoy ourselves at the DNC?

So this week is Peace Week in the DNC (stands for Do No Conflict). Today, we decide whose warm and kind hugs we would appreciate more. Would you rather have the gentle caress of the dread emperor Vayne, whose long flowing hair brushes softly across your face as he embraces you, or the furry hug of Carbuncle, whose cuddle is interrupted only by a sudden flash that will blind you for the remainder of your life?

Who will be the last hugger standing?

VICTOR
Carbuncle
14½ to 7

Votes for Vayne

  1. I can't help but think that Vayne has better hair for some reason. It's almost as if his hair is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Like I just want to spend the next three days brushing it with a golden comb while we eat grapes together listening to Huey Lewis and the News. --BlueHighwindツ 17:35, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. --ClixPsi (talk) 22:15, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I ship Vayne and Larsa, but Carbuncle and Larsa is bestiality. C A T U S E 01:57, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
  4. He's got a cookie jar, THIS BIG!!!! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ File:FoC cover.jpg I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:47, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Dat hair! King of Noobs 12:34, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --Kierandell1409 (talk) 10:56, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
  7. ScatheMote 02:24, September 15, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Carbuncle

  1. FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS Technobliterator TC 17:35, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Cute. Monterossa (talk) 17:47, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --I'm Captain Zidane von Tribal of.. Flüstergras 18:31, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I vote for the cute Carbuncle! Vayne has probably the best head of hair of any male FF character, but that's not enough for me to vote for him and against the cute Summon.Free bird (talk) 22:53, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I imagine a hug from Vayne would be forgettable, just like the man himself and the game he's from. But who wouldn't want a hug from The 'bunc?! Cuddly light show casting cutie.--AnonyMan (talk) 23:08, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
  6. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:22, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Just need a few more versions of carbuncle with different light colors and we can have an esper disco ball!--Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:52, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
  8. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 21:39, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
  9. All my haters say "CARBUNCLE" NoctisXV (talk) 00:42, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Pzykosiz (talk) 01:45, September 11, 2014 (UTC)
  11. The only Esper that can reflect all the love you need. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:40, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Carbuncle, coz he helps me in FF14. And he's adorable. --Sencilia (talk) 06:52, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
  13. He looks so fluffy! GoldenChocobo 14:21, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Terra Malheur TAY PSP Rydia Field 09:33, September 15, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Going for the cute and cuddly summon! 108.11.180.137 22:01, September 8, 2014 (UTC)


Peanut Gallery

The intro was awesome- though I don't want to be hugged by either of them. TMG- Why? (talk) 18:46, September 8, 2014 (UTC)

Sounds like someone needs a hug *hugs* -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:22, September 9, 2014 (UTC)

I seriously wonder what the posters initial rationale was behind this fight. I can't think of anything that relates these two characters at all --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:51, September 9, 2014 (UTC)

They both have amazing hair. King of Noobs 19:49, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
I can't actually find this fight in the nomination archives, which means the most likely rationale is a joke on the IRC. Or rolling from the list, but I don't think that has summons on it. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:20, September 9, 2014 (UTC)

...isn't it THE Carbuncle? And seriously, that amazing hair makes Vayne look like Laguna's evil twin brother. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of.. Flüstergras 20:04, September 10, 2014 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.

DRAGON'S NECK COLOSSEUM ARCHIVES

I - II - III - IV - V - VI - VII - VIII - IX - X - XI - XII - XIII - XIV - XV - XVI - XVII - XVIII - XIX - XX - XXI - XXII - XXIII - XXIV - XXV - XXVI - XXVII - XXVIII - XXIX - XXX - XXXI - XXXII - XXXIII - XXXIV - XXXV - XXXVI - XXXVII - XXXVIII - XXXIX - XL

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