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Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!

DNC Moderators

The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: Deadlyslashsword, ScatheMote, and Jimcloud. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Failure to comply with these rules will likely result in your vote being removed up to being banned from participating in future fights.

  • You may vote only once.
  • If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
  • If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section.
  • To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
  • Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
  • If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 296: Last Man Standing Round 60: Celes v. Exdeath

Celes IV
LMS Icon
160px-Ff5 exdeath
And for this next thrilling fight, one of the most popular characters from one of the most popular Final Fantasies of all time takes on a character that is mostly known for his memetic capacity in this incredibly well-balanced battle for the ages! Who will win, the general slash opera floozy or the giant suit of armor that's actually a tree? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Celes

  1. Chop down the tree and absorb its magic! King of Noobs 12:37, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Girl Power! --Miyuron (talk) 12:40, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 13:50, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Exdeath is but a tree prop in this drama Fëasindë Peth 14:07, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Maybe this landslide can uproot the evil tree. TMG- Why? (talk) 14:09, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --ClixPsi (talk) 14:33, April 20, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

She'll kick your butt anyway!!!!! It's a sign of her awesomeness!! -Liza

Votes for Exdeath

  1. Wins because evil. *kefka laugh*--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS Technobliterator TC 11:58, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Monterossa (talk) 12:53, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Tree.--Otherarrow (talk) 15:05, April 20, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

The hell? Not only is the update on time, but it's before noon? Someone, please, alert the presses. I would, but I fear I'm about to faint. *faints* Jimcloud 11:55, April 20, 2014 (UTC)

*brings pillow to faint on* There, there, Jimcloud. Maybe next week won't be until Monday afternoon. Plenty of time to rest. King of Noobs 12:37, April 20, 2014 (UTC)

Week 295: Cloud of Darkness v. Exdeath

FFXIV ARR - Cloud of Darkness
DNC Versus
Amano Exdeath 2
9½ to 15
So I wanted to just have an empty fight description this week. Y'know, a void of text. It would've been great, but I decided to avoid that. I know that not having a fight intro would leave a void in your hearts. I think I may have voided any goodwill I had with all these puns.


9½ to 15

Votes for Cloud of Darkness

  1. She's faster in Dissidia, less of a cliche, and slightly more tolerable than Toilethead over there ->. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 02:06, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Peanuts! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. what is that thing growing out of her head pls is it edible? C A T U S E 06:24, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Even it out, after all, we all want to a"void" a landslide victory! TMG- Why? (talk) 09:21, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Free bird (talk) 22:32, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Abigailrafa150700 (talk) 09:44, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Its a Eldritch Abomination that you can bang! --BlueHighwind 16:07, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Pzykosiz (talk) 02:44, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Idk I think this is mostly a pity vote. It's hard being green  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley 17:11, April 16, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. AuraAura - Didn't Cloud of Darkness take out the entire party in one shot? 17:11, April 15, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Exdeath

  1. --ClixPsi (talk) 01:49, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Cool armor, sinisterly enetertaing, fun fights. Exdeath is like a better version of CoD like FFV is a better version of FFIII. He's also a tree. That's awesome. At least they're equally not as pretty as Kuja in Dissidia.AnonyMan (talk) 02:25, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Mwa-ha-ha! CylindrusAltum 02:41, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Get the fruit. —Mierna 04:54, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. What can be more awesome than a tree in a child's finger? --Dissicon ff10 Tid4 Flüstergras 11:32, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Monterossa (talk) 11:58, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  7. TURTLE! King of Noobs 12:18, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  8. I'm voting for the walking badass theme, recolored Golbez and Gilgamesh sidekick.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS Technobliterator TC 12:25, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Because he had to put up with Kefka[1]--Kierandell1409 (talk) 12:46, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Voting for Ex-Death to create more of a landslide. Why? Because too much in favor of one side apparently creates the void and I'm sure our contestants would approve of this decision. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 20:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  11. I like trees :3  Silent Voice  Babychocobo01:14, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  12. I almost avoided voting because it's so one-sided Zhor7 (talk) 06:00, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Exdeath may be a lot slower than the rest of the cast, but he's a lot more awesome as opposed to Cloud of Darkness plus he's voiced by the guy who voices Bison!, VOID, VOID, VOID, VOID, VOID, VOID! Shadow7615 (talk) 03:57, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  14. This may be strange, but I really like Exdeath's defensive battle style in Dissidia. GoldenChocobo 08:11, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  15. The vote 10 guy's theory convinced me to vote here. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:01, April 17, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.



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