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I can't believe Lalafels are catching up.[[User:Shadow123367|<font color="#8A0707">'''Shadow'''</font>]][[User talk:Shadow123367|<font color="#8A0707">'''123367'''</font>]][[file:VV_icon.png]] 06:56, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
Hm, I am not a psychologist, but I feel that if this is your belief, Techno, it may explain why you will never get laid. {{User:Kuja_FFIX/sig}} 06:59, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

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  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
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Week 360: The Entire Lalafell Race vs Atomos

Lalafell CG
DNC Versus
Greetings, (scrub)lords and (scrub)ladies of the Final Fantasy Wiki.

This week, with a fight brought to you by The Prettiest Princess of Metal, due to Jimcloud signing a contract in scrub saying that she herself is a scrublady. Therefore I am bringing you the truest of battle royales, the entire race of satanic potatoes vs the devourer of all things (including satanic potatoes), Atomos! Regardless of the outcome, there will be blood, scubbery and waifus.


Votes for Satanic Midgets

  1. Please don't eat me. I will craft for hugs. ; ; — YuanSalut 11:07, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Lalafells want to build a wall to keep out Doman and Ala Mhigan illegals who are threatening the Ul'dahn economy and inciting race riots #Lolorito2016 C A T U S E 13:53, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. I vote for cuteness. Evil cuteness, yes, but still cuteness. King of Noobs 18:01, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I have a dream about falling down a pit, and letting thousands of loli anime babies cover me. As I drown in cuteness. --BlueHighwind 01:11, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  5. I'm not into vore. But I guess Atomos would still eat me regardless... Gabranth-ffxii-ost Miyu 18px 18px 07:46, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 08:21, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Atomos is a cunt.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 22:00, August 14, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for At-nom-os

  1. Everything eats lalafells. EVERYTHING. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:10, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  2. I want to score a field goal with a lalafell. Monterossa (talk) 13:21, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Free bird (talk) 23:10, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. --Juicy Boy (talk) 02:15, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Mierna 05:32, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Lalafell love hiding themselves under my skirt - that's too evil for my taste. --Dissicon ff13 Lig1 Flüstergras 06:46, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Luacas (talk) 08:15, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  8. ...Shadow123367VV icon 20:17, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Because it's always fun to see just how much coordination and shouting it takes for some people to stand on some glowing platforms. 2ea674f6.pngKujaBox 06:59, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

I've been lugging around gigantic textbooks and watching patronizing college prep videos all day. Call it a moment of weakness. Jimcloud 03:13, August 12, 2015 (UTC)

seriously the punchline of every FATE description is "it eats lalafells" -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:14, August 12, 2015 (UTC)

I can't believe Lalafels are catching up.Shadow123367VV icon 06:56, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

Hm, I am not a psychologist, but I feel that if this is your belief, Techno, it may explain why you will never get laid. 2ea674f6.pngKujaBox 06:59, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

Week 359: Semana del Pirata: Jecht v. Pirate

FFTS Jecht Portrait
DNC Versus
Amano Buccaneer (color)
Jecht, by an amount

Yo tengo uno granado.

Thus ends my Spanish ability.

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled program. And by regularly scheduled, I mean scheduled a day after it is scheduled. So all is as it should be I guess.

Jecht, by an amount

Votes for JECHT (Job Essentially Comprises 'Hate for Tidus')

  1. Wow, did Jecht get like ten times more handsome or is it just me? --BlueHighwind 00:25, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  2. I hate Tidus.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 00:44, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Jecht is best husbando Hexed 02:13, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Jecht esta mehor que un bandito.Free bird (talk) 02:58, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. He looks like that guy from Road to El Dorado Pzykosiz (talk) 05:01, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  6. ^And I LOVE that movie. Good enough to vote Jecht for me.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:21, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Shadow123367VV icon 13:35, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Yeah... tough choice. Gabranth-ffxii-ost Miyu 18px 18px 14:17, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Jecht was a good father. DatGamerOnFiya FF4PSP-CecilPSpriteFF4PSP-RydiaSpriteFF4PSP-RosaSpriteFF4PSP-KainSpriteFF4PSP-EdgeSpriteStatus Equipment
  10. King of Noobs 01:53, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
  11. On second thought, that pirate does not have honor!Crashb2007 (talk) 07:49, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
  12. 'Hate for Tidus' sounds right to me. --Dissicon ff13 Lig1 Flüstergras 08:28, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
  13. Armageddon11 (talk) 10:14, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
  14. Easily predictable landslide. GoldenChocobo 11:18, August 8, 2015 (UTC)
  15. To quote GamingSins (I think they said it first): He is God-mwah-LLLLLIKE. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:15, August 8, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes 21:59, August 4, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for PIRATE (Plundering Is Rad And Totally Extreme)

  1. Down with the ship. Mierna 03:41, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Pity vote. JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:47, August 9, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

(Looks around the area, all confused.) The heck is this? This fight's been around for a week and NO comments in the Peanut Gallery? Are we all just out of things to say after Scathe vs. Mexico, or what? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:17, August 8, 2015 (UTC)

This fight is just so embarrassingly one-sided that people wanted to vote and let it be over as quickly as possible.Shadow123367VV icon 00:07, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
I told Scathe he could pick which of the previous two fights counted for LMS, it's his fault he didn't pick himself over a generic pirate. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 01:39, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
...Could we have gotten away with voting against one of those in charge of the DNC? King of Noobs 21:44, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
Nobody who voted for Mexico got banned.

Yet. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:46, August 10, 2015 (UTC)

Week 358: ScatheMote vs Mexico

FFII Poison Toad-psp
DNC Versus 41NFaYLYRGL._SY300__zpsvhqseszf.jpg
Just before update day, we received some terrible news. Scathe, who was due to update this week, has somehow gotten himself trapped in Mexico and can't update. And so, we are holding tribute to him in the only way I know how.

NOTE: LMS resumes next week. I'm keeping the last fight open in case people want more pirate action.


Votes for Our Lord, Ser ScatheMote of the Wiki Triumvirate

  1. I believe in you Scathe.Keltainentoukokuu (talk) 14:34, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Ave Scathus? Jimcloud 15:17, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. King of Noobs 19:20, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Scathe has now successfully escaped Mexico, so I think that settles that. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:57, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  5. you better still have that heroin i asked you smuggle in Pzykosiz (talk) 13:03, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  6. scathe survived mexico, much like how mexico never survives castille Hexed 15:04, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I don't know what I'm doing Gabranth-ffxii-ost Miyu 18px 18px 20:29, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  8. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:33, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
  9. There are many questionable things I could say here, but I shall be good and not say them. 2ea674f6.pngKujaBox 23:19, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Every joke I could make preemptively leaves a sour taste in my mouth :/ Armageddon11 (talk) 23:44, August 3, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Mexico

  1. ¡Viva México! ...or something, my Spanish is shit C A T U S E 03:30, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. LUCHA LIBRE above all else! Sorry, Scathe. --AnonyMan (talk) 11:21, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Mierna 17:49, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  4. HEY, SENORITA, TE QUIRAS MUCHO TEQUILAS? AY AY AY! (Going for max racism here.) --BlueHighwind 23:27, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Sombreros are cool and comfortable! GoldenChocobo 08:39, August 2, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Noodle incident proof ft. cleavage spambot C A T U S E 03:30, July 27, 2015 (UTC)

Might wanna edit out that username in the titlebar there. Just in case you missed it. Shadow123367VV icon 08:53, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
The name in the title bar is Cat's screen name, and considering how much he uses it in social media he isn't trying to hide it. Scathe, on the other hand, uses his real name on Skype, and we wouldn't distribute that without his permission. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:02, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
All you have to do is search the username to find the name he's currently using. I assumed that since he hid that (top left), he'd want his username hidden too. Shadow123367VV icon 09:57, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
The name on the top left (next to the Billy Joel lyrics) is my real name; aloofabacus, like SCM said, is known by pretty much everyone on the wiki to be me, and you could use it to stalk me on social media, there's not a whole lot to find there, unless you care about trolling and competitive running. C A T U S E 16:44, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
I know... Which is the reason I said it. I found your real name simply by searching your skype username. What I'm saying is, that because you hid that I assumed you wanted to hide your username too. Either way it doesn't really bother me. o.o Shadow123367VV icon 09:05, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
I see. 2ea674f6.pngKujaBox 23:19, August 2, 2015 (UTC)

I'm not sure who to vote for, mainly cause I dunno which one will gimme some empanadas, chimichangas and quesadillas... MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 16:30, August 2, 2015 (UTC)

Week 357: Actually A Pirate Week: Pirate v. Pirate

DNC Versus
Shiver me timbers! The good ship DNC has been beset by two ships of murderous pirates at once! It looks like we will have to surrender, but which group will plunder our booty, and which will walk the plank? know, pirates kinda suck in these games, I mean, come on, is 90 HP the best you can do?


Votes for Classic Pirate

  1. Lay aboard, lads! Mierna 06:41, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Whoever I vote will lose anyway. So I just jinxed this geezer.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 09:42, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:18, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Ok, I'll play along.Free bird (talk) 03:13, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. Armageddon11 (talk) 09:01, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
  6. The ORIGINAL pirate. Gabranth-ffxii-ost Miyu 18px 18px 20:41, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Doesn't look like an oaf. Shadow123367VV icon 02:52, July 25, 2015 (UTC)

Stowaway Votes

Votes for Slightly Less Classic Pirate

  1. Bigger is better. C A T U S E 07:03, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Yar me harties. Want ta take a closer look at me sword? King of Noobs 13:18, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
  3. --Dissicon ff13 Lig1 Flüstergras 08:21, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
  4. It's everything I've ever dreamed of, only somehow more arousing. --BlueHighwind 23:54, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
  5. This pirate looks more orcish... so... Dammit! Can't say that here...Crashb2007 (talk) 03:38, July 22, 2015 (UTC)
  6. GoldenChocobo 14:05, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I'd be happy to tie this fight. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:45, July 26, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Bigger sword.Keltainentoukokuu (talk) 01:46, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Just being sure that the Curse of the Techno continues to endure. 2ea674f6.pngKujaBox 23:19, August 2, 2015 (UTC)

Stowaway Votes

Parrot Gallery

Oh come on, we update late and people are voting and snarking at us instantly, but I update on time and nothing happens. Why do we even try to do it on time then? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 06:15, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES! That is all I have to say. Mierna 06:38, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

I'd just like to draw attention to the fact that 2 weeks ago the FI was totally pirate related. I timed it with the DNC and everything! But 2 weeks later, and we're still doing pirate DNC fights for some reason. Well, I don't have any more good pirate pictures, so RIP super coordination fun times. C A T U S E 07:03, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

MiniMog is totally a secret pirate. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:48, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

I'm already looking forward to the next DNC fight if it's another pirate week - what about Faris vs. Merlwyb then? --Dissicon ff13 Lig1 Flüstergras 08:21, July 21, 2015 (UTC)

Faris Vs. Balthier would be the best way to end Pirate month or however long this is going on for. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:26, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
I, for one do second that! Would be awesome to see where they both stand. Crashb2007 (talk) 19:32, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
we did already, Faris won Pzykosiz (talk) 23:04, July 26, 2015 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.



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