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#I found out about Golbez in Dissidia, and liked him immediately. I found out about Selphie from playing FF8, and hated her immediately. [[User:MechaKaiser|MechaKaiser, who else?]] ([[User talk:MechaKaiser|talk]]) 02:31, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
#I found out about Golbez in Dissidia, and liked him immediately. I found out about Selphie from playing FF8, and hated her immediately. [[User:MechaKaiser|MechaKaiser, who else?]] ([[User talk:MechaKaiser|talk]]) 02:31, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
#Hrm.--[[User:Otherarrow|Otherarrow]] ([[User talk:Otherarrow|talk]]) 05:21, May 26, 2015 (UTC)

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Week 350: Last Man Standing Round 91: Bewilderment Week: Selphie v. Golbez

FFAB The End - Selphie SSR+ LMS Icon FFAB Twin Moon - Golbez SSR+
I'm just as confused as you are, people.

Votes for Selphie

  1. This is the end, hold your breath and count to 10 -- wait this isn't James Bond? dammit C A T U S E 18:05, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. The world's gone mad. Jimcloud 18:07, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Who in their right mind would vote for Selphie? Oh. Weeman 94 (talk) 18:25, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Selphie, please show to him the real meaning of the words "The End". JC Holy Knight (talk) 22:05, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  5. King of Noobs 22:47, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 22:54, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Yellow>BlackAnonyMan (talk) 02:43, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  8. There's only so many times when I like Golbez, and this isn't one of em.Luacas (talk) 00:40, May 26, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Golbez

  1. One of the few who I trust to destroy Selphie.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 18:15, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Guys, please... ;-; Gabranth-ffxii-ost Miyu 18px 18px 20:45, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  3. SUPREME DARKNESS! DrakeyC (talk) 03:09, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I kinda want to vote for Selphie just for the lolz, but I relate too well to Golbez.  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley 03:22, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Baritones for the win! Crashb2007 (talk) 04:14, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  6. because Selphie is as energetic as hell and I don't like it.DatGamerOnFiya FF4PSP-CecilPSpriteFF4PSP-RydiaSpriteFF4PSP-RosaSpriteFF4PSP-KainSpriteFF4PSP-EdgeSpriteStatus Equipment
  7. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 21:54, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  8. I found out about Golbez in Dissidia, and liked him immediately. I found out about Selphie from playing FF8, and hated her immediately. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 02:31, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Hrm.--Otherarrow (talk) 05:21, May 26, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Something something Ides of May. ...What's that? You say that only March has Ides? I beg to differ.
...Last week was very busy for me. How busy, you ask? I didn't realize it was my turn to update and that I had failed to do so until Friday. FRIDAY! Jimcloud 18:01, May 24, 2015 (UTC)

It also didn't help that it was so dark last week we couldn't find the light switch. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:25, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
Kinda hard to read your name on a piece of paper when you cannot even see the piece of paper. King of Noobs 22:47, May 24, 2015 (UTC)

Week 349: How Much More Black Could This Be Week: Garland v. Golbez

9 garland
DNC Versus
DS Golbez
10.5 to 3.5
The answer is none. VICTOR
10.5 to 3.5

Votes for Darkness

  1. Golbez isn't even evil. --Dissicon ff13 Lig1 Flüstergras 09:36, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Garland is OLD s f**k! He's been rocking the all black ensemble for thousands of year before it was cool. Also he's not as big a schmuck as Golbie--AnonyMan (talk) 11:07, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  3. I really like them both but I like FF9 more than 4, so Garland gets my vote this time. Gabranth-ffxii-ost Miyu 18px 18px 14:52, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I, Garland, will knock you all down. Oops, wrong one (or not?) JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:49, May 16, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes 00:59, May 12, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for More Darkness

  1. Golbez is awesome~ Shadow123367VV icon 04:35, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Ansem objects to his absence from this fight and the use of the word DARKNESS without him. DrakeyC (talk) 06:02, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  3. OH YES. I LOVE THIS BATTLE.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 06:17, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Eh, why not. King of Noobs 12:33, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  5. If it were Garland from Dissidia, I'd have a hard time choosing. However, it isn't so I have no problem voting for the man known as the (voice turns deep with an echo) BADASS IN BLACK. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:18, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  6. He's pretty cool I guess... ThePhoenixDown (talk) 17:23, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Loved playing as him in Dissdia, hoping he comes back... Looking forward to playing as him in FFIV: The After Years! Crashb2007 (talk) 19:03, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Mierna 21:22, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Pzykosiz (talk) 23:06, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
  10. GoldenChocobo 08:08, May 16, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. FF9 flavored Garland wasn't DARK as he was HEARTLESS (because y'know, android). Even brooding Zidane is darker. 00:27, May 12, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

Hmmm... Black text on a black background. What could possibly go wrong?! No idea if intended... Doesn't seem to be though. It was my browser.Shadow123367VV icon 04:36, May 11, 2015 (UTC)

Nah, I just fixed it. JBed (talk) 04:48, May 11, 2015 (UTC)

No, Drake, you see, this is just plain old Darkness, not KH brand hammy DARKNESS. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:34, May 11, 2015 (UTC)

You realize that right now you're just Some Mage, without any color at all? King of Noobs 12:33, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
Maybe the colour was DARKNESS all along! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:06, May 11, 2015 (UTC) While I could certainly subst my sig and fix it, I really cannot be arsed to. So whatever.
All your DARKNESS are belong to Ansem. No exceptions. DrakeyC (talk) 01:05, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
Perhaps said DARKNESS is minty-flavored? Crashb2007 (talk) 06:58, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
Minty Chocolate perhaps. King of Noobs 12:29, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
Something like this? [1] Pzykosiz (talk) 23:05, May 12, 2015 (UTC)

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