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#Give a Tellah a Moon Stone and evolves into Galuf. {{User:BlueHighwind/Sig}} 00:09, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
#Give a Tellah a Moon Stone and evolves into Galuf. {{User:BlueHighwind/Sig}} 00:09, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
#[[User:Pzykosiz|Pzykosiz]] ([[User talk:Pzykosiz|talk]]) 00:38, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
#[[User:Pzykosiz|Pzykosiz]] ([[User talk:Pzykosiz|talk]]) 00:38, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
#Hey, Galuf!--[[User:Otherarrow|Otherarrow]] ([[User talk:Otherarrow|talk]]) 01:07, January 7, 2015 (UTC)

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Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!

DNC Moderators

The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: Deadlyslashsword, ScatheMote, and Jimcloud. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Failure to comply with these rules will likely result in your vote being removed up to being banned from participating in future fights.

  • You may vote only once.
  • If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
  • If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section.
  • To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
  • Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
  • If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 332: Last Man Standing Round 82: Galuf vs. Gau

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Sometimes in life, you come across decisions. Very important, life-changing ones. Decisions like "should I update the DNC today, or should I put it off and forget for two days?" But that's not what we're here to talk about today. What we're talking about is when life thrusts decisions on you without your consent. Like when the random number generator 'randomly' generates the same competitor for the second LMS slot twice in a row. But what are you going to do, right? That's life.

...What I am trying to say is that I absolutely have no idea how these two competitors go together. I tried my best, guys. But one of these two will rise to take the coveted defending champion spot away! Will it be the noble King of Bal, or the feral child from the Veldt? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Galuf

  1. Monterossa (talk) 14:45, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
  2. At no point in V is Galuf anything less than the coolest most awesome character in the Franchise, hands down.--AnonyMan (talk) 17:16, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Mierna 18:48, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. One of the baddest old men in video games. King of Noobs 20:50, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Give a Tellah a Moon Stone and evolves into Galuf. --BlueHighwind 00:09, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:38, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Hey, Galuf!--Otherarrow (talk) 01:07, January 7, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Gau

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Ummm, I didn't know you could tie matches before they had even begun? ;) TMG- Why? (talk) 22:23, January 6, 2015 (UTC)

They're still sleeping off all that eggnog. King of Noobs 23:00, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
Not so loud. I still have a headache. For totally unrelated reasons. Jimcloud 00:13, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
Huh. My pile of eggnog jugs has gotten bigger. I didn't even know I had a pile, nobody drinks eggnog down here. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:17, January 7, 2015 (UTC)

Week 331: New Year's Festival Celebratory Fight Featuring Producers: Naoki Yoshida vs. Tetsuya Nomura
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Naoki Yoshida
With New Year's coming
A fight of producers comes
As the moon changes face

The two recent games
They made like rain makes a stream
Which you want, you vote

Naoki Yoshida

Votes for Yoshi-P

  1. Doubt? None. Jimcloud 04:03, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. C A T U S E 08:12, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  3. King of Noobs 13:34, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  4. TMG- Why? (talk) 13:40, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Shoot him, shoot now! Yoshi, you must save Final Fantasy from that guy. Monterossa (talk) 15:33, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  6. In terms of difficulty of decision, this fight is analogous to Kuja vs The Creator for me 16:37, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Crashb2007 (talk) 18:11, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Which one did Bravely Default again? Oh, not Nomura. Who drew Lightning's face again? Oh, Nomura. I'll be over here then. --BlueHighwind 22:43, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  9. I love Yoshi-P almost as much as I love Piper-chan. — YuanSalut 22:49, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Yoshi-P bb, best BLM NA <3 8bit 08:34, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Whelp.--Otherarrow (talk) 16:21, December 31, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Nomura

  1. Though Yoshida did totally help rebuild XIV from the ground up to not blow ass anymore, gotta go with Nomura. He did the character designs for SE's best post PS1era game, THE BOUNCER! I demand crossovers with KH or FF. Get DreamFactory on the phone!--AnonyMan (talk) 12:58, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I changed my mind. Spiting Monterossa over his tit-based opinions is much more important than praising Yoshi-P. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:45, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 22:49, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Shadow123367 (talk) 05:18, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 11:53, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
  6. MissH <3 12:07, January 3, 2015 (UTC) <-- Whoops that was me, that anon earlier. I didn't see I was logged in. Anyway I only know Nomura, so...
  7. GoldenChocobo 15:02, January 3, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Zhor7 (talk) 18:13, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Tetsuya Nomura has done far more for the FF series than Naoki Yoshida has. That being said, I still greatly respect Yoshi-P for saving FFXIV.--King Lindblum (talk) 04:28, January 6, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Oh come on, no Toriyama option? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:06, December 29, 2014 (UTC)

You do not take the name of Lord Lightning Fanboy in vain! It invokes massive hoards of edit warring idiots. C A T U S E 08:12, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
I suspect you are the only one who hoards edit warring idiots. Jimcloud 08:16, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Maaaaaaaaybe. C A T U S E 08:18, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Oh, fine.
Oh come on, no option for Lord Toriyama, King Of All Waifu Havers, Hallowed Be Thy Name? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:25, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Sometimes I wonder about the mental state of our lovely DNC... then I remembered, I got a wikia account because of the DNC... King of Noobs 13:35, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Akira Toriyama should be an option. DRAGON QUEST RULES ALL FINAL FANTASY. --BlueHighwind 22:44, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
If that were true Dragon Quest would be more recognizable to RPG fans. How do I know? I saw DQIX, a game that introduced me to the franchise, in the $9.99 bin of a GameStop once. What does that tell ya? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 23:03, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
It tells you that you bought the game far too early, you could have gotten it for way cheaper if you had waited. --BlueHighwind 23:33, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
...That Japan is still the primary market? (Alternate answer: that you are taking a comment in the DNC seriously, in which case lol) -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:13, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
Well, SOMEBODY has to! ... I think. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 23:22, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
It's best for your own mental stability if you take nothing seriously here. King of Noobs 23:28, January 1, 2015 (UTC)

Week 330: Last Man Standing Round 81: Edge vs. Gau

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Okay, it's story time, guys, so sit down. So I'm all ready to make Edward vs. Snow, and I go to check on our new challenger. The thing is, it's possible I may have been dipping in the Secret Admin Hot Springs an hour prior, and as such, she attempted to murder me on sight. So we had to make an emergency change to our roster. So I was scoping out potential replacements, but this was one of the few who seemed excited at the prospect of beating Edgeward in a fight. His exact words at the idea were "Aw yeah!" ... On mulling it over, it might have been "Gau yeah!", but I'm going with the first one.

Anyways. Our two seasoned, veteran competitors from the golden SNES era of Final Fantasy will be duking it out for your enjoyment in this matchup of the second (or perhaps third) billing protagonists. Who will be the victor in this contest of mild mediocrity? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Edge

  1. I like purple. Mierna 10:21, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Faaabulous. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 11:39, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Monterossa (talk) 12:26, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. The level of 80s hair is choking my awesome nerves on this fight. But Edge wins for having a proper 80s rockstar name. --BlueHighwind 15:06, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 17:35, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Can talk to him, at least. Happy holidays! MissH <3 18:21, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Shadow123367 (talk) 08:15, December 26, 2014 (UTC)
  8. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:08, December 27, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Gau

  1. this is a vote for Meteor, which should give Gau the edge C A T U S E 07:17, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Well, not only does Gau have Meteor, Edge is using Blitz which means he's going to die horribly when ScatheMote forgets how to use it. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:29, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 11:39, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Dat awesome mullet.--AnonyMan (talk) 12:37, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. The Beastmaster who hasn't mastered his inner beast! Glorious! King of Noobs 13:22, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Voting on one of two characters that gave me reasons to use them a lot in FFVI. Crashb2007 (talk) 17:31, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
  7. He is from VI I like VI I do not like IV this is good yes very good User:R8.50Mango/Sig2 09:17, December 26, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Gau is a really versatile character. Maybe even too much.. GoldenChocobo 15:00, December 27, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Shhh. I was sleeping. D: Jimcloud 07:15, December 22, 2014 (UTC)

Lies! The Committee isn't allowed sleep! You were busy guzzlin' the eggnog, weren't you? King of Noobs 13:23, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
Nnnnnnnprobably not. See, look here, this jug is perfectly full, proof of my innocence. Jimcloud 13:38, December 22, 2014 (UTC)
And the 5 empty jugs lying by your feet? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:42, December 26, 2014 (UTC)

Things sounded pretty steamy in the Secret Admin Hot Springs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) --BlueHighwind 15:08, December 22, 2014 (UTC)

Week 329: Non-Denomination Merry Winter Solstice Festival Week: Snow v. Snow v. Snow v. Raine

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Snow (the second one)
9 to 11 to 7½ to 8½
To celebrate the cold, bitter, and horrible winter nights, we at the DNC committee have given you a wondrous fight celebrating the great season of winter! That's right, we've got three, wonderful kinds of snow for you to vote for! In one corner, we have the mullet-wearing and meatheaded sort of snow, the sort of thick snow that sticks and clumps to everything. In the other corner, we have the kind of snow that is currently undergoing some sort of deathly frostbite all over. In the next corner, we have…just snow. Normal snow. Comes from water. Snowy snow. Snow snow snow. In the last corner, in case you hate the cold like I do, we have the reminder that the lovely times of spring are only…three months away with rain(e).

Choose two wisely and snowily. Or rainily. You decide.

Snow (the second one)
9 to 11 to 7½ to 8½

Votes for Snow

  1. This is not a vote for Snow Villiers. It is, in fact, a vote for Snow, the cat from XIII-2, whose exclusion from the vote is a grave injustice. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:16, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Well Jon Snow knew nothing about this so this vote goes for him? Mierna 06:48, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I hate Snow, thus I like how he gets beaten up by Lightning. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 11:11, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 13:00, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I actually decently like this guy. King of Noobs 13:36, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  6. "The heroes never die!" NoctisXV (talk) 02:47, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Shadow123367 (talk) 05:53, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Snow has got a great design in every game of the FFXIII trilogy.GoldenChocobo 15:11, December 20, 2014 (UTC)
  9. You had to do this one while I'm vacationing in Florida? Damn  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 21:43, December 21, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Snow

  1. Because she's literally like avrandom occurrence like most strang weather phenomena. Also fun punching her in the face.--AnonyMan (talk) 12:41, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. hawt. Monterossa (talk) 12:52, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Female Snow >>>> Male Snow.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:01, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. King of Noobs 13:38, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:06, December 16, 2014 (UTC)
  6. More Snow! - Metusylc0304 06:45, December 17, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Snows pls Shadow123367 (talk) 05:54, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Lady Snow! GoldenChocobo 15:12, December 20, 2014 (UTC)
  9. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 01:17, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
  10. This is not a vote for Snow. It is, in fact, a vote for Anna and Elsa, whose exclusion from the vote is a grave injustice. C A T U S E 04:29, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  11. I'd rather the Ice Queen over Snow, but the vote number 10 remembered me of another great Queen and thus convinced me to vote here. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:21, December 22, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Snow

  1. FFMQ Blizzard.png -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:16, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. What is this alien weather? I must know more.--Otherarrow (talk) 05:31, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Woohoo! Mierna 06:48, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!!!!! :D TMG- Why? (talk) 14:30, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Snow? - Metusylc0304 06:45, December 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW --BlueHighwind 03:11, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Snow, only simple snow... I like it. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:23, December 22, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. It doesn't have to be a snowman... 22:03, December 21, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Rain(e)

  1. C A T U S E 04:29, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I hate Snow. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 11:11, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. She's awesome. And Laguna is awesome, how they ended up conceiving the dork they got is beyond me though. Maybe Zell was their child and they were switched at birth.--AnonyMan (talk) 12:37, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I hate Snow, the hero. Monterossa (talk) 12:52, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I have no idea who this even is, I just don't like the alternatives.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:01, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:06, December 16, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Free bird (talk) 17:55, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Despite disliking most of the FFVIII cast Raine was one of the few I enjoyed --Ffgamesftw (talk) 01:17, December 21, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. 22:04, December 21, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

Two votes. Use 'em wisely. Or not. ScatheMote 04:10, December 15, 2014 (UTC)

Wait, we're allowed to vote wisely? What kind of DNC fight is this? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:44, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
What is this "wisdom" thing you speak of? Can it be eaten? Is it tasty? King of Noobs 13:38, December 15, 2014 (UTC)

If you're wondering what life is like in New Jersey right now, this fight is a pretty accurate picture. --BlueHighwind 03:11, December 18, 2014 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.



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