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#Voting for Ex-Death to create more of a landslide. Why? Because too much in favor of one side apparently creates the void and I'm sure our contestants would approve of this decision. --[[User:Ffgamesftw|Ffgamesftw]] ([[User talk:Ffgamesftw|talk]]) 20:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
 
#Voting for Ex-Death to create more of a landslide. Why? Because too much in favor of one side apparently creates the void and I'm sure our contestants would approve of this decision. --[[User:Ffgamesftw|Ffgamesftw]] ([[User talk:Ffgamesftw|talk]]) 20:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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Click here to nominate or vote for fights to be held in the DNC in the future.

Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!

DNC Moderators

The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: Deadlyslashsword, ScatheMote, and Jimcloud. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Failure to comply with these rules will likely result in your vote being removed up to being banned from participating in future fights.

  • You may vote only once.
  • If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
  • If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section.
  • To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
  • Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
  • If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 295: Cloud of Darkness v. Exdeath

FFXIV ARR - Cloud of Darkness
DNC Versus
Amano Exdeath 2
VICTOR
Undecided
So I wanted to just have an empty fight description this week. Y'know, a void of text. It would've been great, but I decided to avoid that. I know that not having a fight intro would leave a void in your hearts. I think I may have voided any goodwill I had with all these puns.

Void.

VICTOR
Undecided

Votes for Cloud of Darkness

  1. She's faster in Dissidia, less of a cliche, and slightly more tolerable than Toilethead over there ->. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 02:06, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Peanuts! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ File:FoC cover.jpg I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. what is that thing growing out of her head pls is it edible? C A T U S E 06:24, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Even it out, after all, we all want to a"void" a landslide victory! TMG- Why? (talk) 09:21, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Free bird (talk) 22:32, April 14, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Exdeath

  1. --ClixPsi (talk) 01:49, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Cool armor, sinisterly enetertaing, fun fights. Exdeath is like a better version of CoD like FFV is a better version of FFIII. He's also a tree. That's awesome. At least they're equally not as pretty as Kuja in Dissidia.AnonyMan (talk) 02:25, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Mwa-ha-ha! CylindrusAltum 02:41, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Get the fruit. —Mierna 04:54, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. What can be more awesome than a tree in a child's finger? --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 11:32, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Monterossa (talk) 11:58, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  7. TURTLE! King of Noobs 12:18, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  8. I'm voting for the walking badass theme, recolored Golbez and Gilgamesh sidekick.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS Technobliterator TC 12:25, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Because he had to put up with Kefka[1]--Kierandell1409 (talk) 12:46, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Voting for Ex-Death to create more of a landslide. Why? Because too much in favor of one side apparently creates the void and I'm sure our contestants would approve of this decision. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 20:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  11. I like trees :3  Silent Voice  Babychocobo01:14, April 15, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

Week 294: Last Man Standing Round 59: Celes v. Quistis

Celes V
LMS Icon
Ff8-quistis
CHALLENGER
CELES CHERE
FINAL FANTASY VI
VICTORY
11½ to 7½
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
QUISTIS TREPE
FINAL FANTASY VIII
DEFEAT
11½ to 7½
For her third battle, Celes squares off against Balamb Garden's most popular teacher and Blue Mage. Who will win in a battle of beauties, the one who starred in opera, or the one with her own fan club?

Alternatively, who will win in a battle of brawn, the general or the mercenary teacher? Who will be the Last Lady Standing?

Votes for Celes

  1. Celes wins because blonde.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS Technobliterator TC 13:08, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 17:23, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Normally I'd vote for the blue mage, but Celes' Runic ability is pretty much an all-around magic killer. King of Noobs 18:17, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Close one though! Zhor7 (talk) 18:29, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --ClixPsi (talk) 22:08, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --Kierandell1409 (talk) 09:02, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Quistis, I apologise for not voting for you, but there is a reason I am voting for Celes. TMG- Why? (talk) 08:52, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
  8. What an awesome image you chose there! --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 12:13, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Il teatro e la vita non son la stessa cosa ♫ Fëasindë Peth 13:45, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Quistis is just a stereotype. Celes is a much better character. GoldenChocobo 13:40, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Mierna 02:55, April 13, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Celes is REALLY AWESOME!!!!!! -Liza 75.66.181.228

Votes for Quistis

  1. most young teachers are pretty bad at what they do, so I have to voteC A T U S E 13:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Sorry, teacher, I've been bad... I think I need a spanking. --BlueHighwind 15:13, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --Pzykosiz (talk) 02:46, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Because she looks badass on a mounted gun.Squallisnotemo (talk) 04:34, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Q is a sexy letter... CylindrusAltum 08:46, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  6. VI is the better game...and Celes a better character but Blue Magic is awesome, Runic blows chunks. Also it wouldn't work here.--AnonyMan (talk) 22:21, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  7. For the Blue Magic! JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:32, April 13, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. 65.129.5.244 17:35, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

And thus the sanctity of Monday updates returns to us once more. Jimcloud 12:40, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

Damn, I was hoping to convince the IRC that you and Scathe were replaced with robots that can actually stick to a schedule. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:40, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
Oh, they tried that. We short circuited them with images of the happy wreath family. Jimcloud 15:15, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
*shudders* Pzykosiz (talk) 02:48, April 8, 2014 (UTC)

Hey! I'm really excited for the next battle!! You should do more with Celes and Bravely Default characters! It's fun doing this!!!~Liza

We did have a Celes vs Edea Lee fight a couple of weeks ago, which might intrest you. The week before that was a Agnes vs Edea fight, which was a good fight. As well as this, we have a vast array of fights from the past couple of years that have been awesome (I discovered the infamous Montblanc vs Shanotto fight, for example, which was brilliant!) I hope that you continue to enjoy the DNC- I don't run it, but I love it also. :) TMG- Why? (talk) 15:49, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
Digging through the archives huh? Pzykosiz (talk) 03:15, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, just because I was interested in who has taken part, victors and losses, the beginning of the Last Man Standing competition, etc. Etc. :) TMG- Why? (talk) 08:51, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
The full list is here, BTW. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:59, April 9, 2014 (UTC)

Week 293: Zack v. Quistis

Zack BBS Edit
DNC Versus
Quistis-ffviii-battle
VICTOR
Quistis
9 to 11½
So this week, we have a fight between two characters who secretly harbor love for the spiky-haired sword-wielding protagonist.

Wait, that's not right at all. I think I have this the wrong way again.

This week there's a fight between two people whose fanclubs publicly harbor love for them. But whose fans will carry them to victory?

VICTOR
Quistis
9 to 11½

Votes for Zack

  1. Easy. Jimcloud 03:10, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Because it'll annoy my brother to vote against Quistis.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 05:11, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Almost didn't vote for Zack due to the awful KH picture. But I do find his character to be better. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:04, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Zack is the true hero of the FFVII compilation. Plus Quistis is a character irrelevant to FFVIII's plot.GoldenChocobo 16:25, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Zhor7 (talk) 23:45, April 2, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Boom. I also agree with GoldenChocobo. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 03:04, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
  7. - BlitzballArtTidus357 09:12, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Quistis has the distinction of being one of the most complex characters in FF8, true, but that's not exactly a bar you need to pole jump over is it? Zack is also very complex and cool, like Zidane but with a different character arc. Drake Clawfang (talk) 13:56, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
  9. 2 reasons- 1) I have watched bits of Crisis Core on YouTube, and I like Zack. 2) To draw it level. TMG- Why? (talk) 15:05, April 4, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Quistis

  1. C A T U S E 02:07, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  2. --Pzykosiz (talk) 02:36, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For the Blue Mage...ish. King of Noobs 02:48, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Whips are for jive ass suckas, but damn if Blue Magic isn't the Skills of gangstas.--AnonyMan (talk) 04:21, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  5. The best Blue Mage by miles. CylindrusAltum 04:22, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Wait, FFVIII's cast had a good character? Sweet.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS Technobliterator TC 07:08, March 31, 2014
  7. --ClixPsi (talk) 10:57, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  8. She uses the whip, not the sword NoctisXV (talk) 01:11, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
  9. "Dude, she's 18 and SHE WHIPS PEOPLE" Fëasindë Peth 13:34, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
  10. JC Holy Knight (talk) 02:31, April 6, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Ol' McRauder has a plan, he he he he he. Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ File:FoC cover.jpg I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:00, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. 65.129.5.244 16:59, April 5, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

Two Sundays in a row? What is this madness? King of Noobs 02:48, March 31, 2014 (UTC)

Madness? This. Is. SPARTA! :D (Sorry, had to say it!) But yeah, two Sundays in a row is a cool achievement! :D DNC is awesome, and I love the fights and the descriptions etc, etc. :) TMG- Why? (talk) 17:49, March 31, 2014 (UTC)

Actually, I'm pretty sure you got the description right the first time, Scathe. Also finish the LP. That's right, this running gag is transcending the IRC. Sorry. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:22, March 31, 2014 (UTC)

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