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:: Most of these votes are for the wrong reason... they didn't read the question. Gay bashing is inevitable with a question like that though. -[[User:FakeFreedom|FakeFreedom]] |
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:::I would like to remind you, FakeFreedom, that not everyone on this wiki is a straight male, so I fail to see how gay bashing would be "inevitable." Besides, it's not like anyone's forcing anyone else to vote in the DNC. If someone doesn't have an opinion on the matter or doesn't want to vote, they don't have to. --[[User:Mymindislost|Mymindislost]] 23:24, 13 March 2008 (UTC) |
:::I would like to remind you, FakeFreedom, that not everyone on this wiki is a straight male, so I fail to see how gay bashing would be "inevitable." Besides, it's not like anyone's forcing anyone else to vote in the DNC. If someone doesn't have an opinion on the matter or doesn't want to vote, they don't have to. --[[User:Mymindislost|Mymindislost]] 23:24, 13 March 2008 (UTC) |
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Revision as of 01:28, 14 March 2008
Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and each week I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really, the Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous! If you have any requests for future fights, please feel free to leave a message here.
The Rules, Briefly
Functionally this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or who you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. You may vote only once. If you are a user, please include your vote in the user . If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section. It is important to do this because votes carry different weight and votes
leftsection in the wrong section will be deleted. When a new fight is created, generally once per week, the votes will be totaled and winner decided. Ties may be called if the voting is within 10% of each other.
Week 60: Balthier v. Cloud
Winner!! undecided |
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Who's the prettiest man? | |||||
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Peanut GalleryThis is gonna be fun to watch. =D TheSwordofDoubt 03:56, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
Hooray sexy man fight! ^_^ I didn't think this one would ever happen, and I was contemplating doing it myself. Hooray once more! --Mymindislost 05:53, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Hope people decide to read the question. Should make things a little more even for Balthier. Bless him he's just not quite feminine-pretty. Varehemsko 06:44, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
THE CONTEST IS BASED ON WHO IS THE PRETTIEST, NOT WHO IS THE LEAST PATHETIC. -- Un- own Damn I should buy ff12... -FakeFreedom Okay, you guys really have to stop with the gay bashing. I have had to remove two votes so far due to their offensive nature. I don't give a shit what problems you may have with gay people, nor do I care what your pastor told you about what God thinks (he's wrong by the way). Here's a fun fact for you all: those who fear homosexuals, are homosexual. They fear the gayness on the inside. --BlueHighwind 19:23, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
Sounds like this had already become a one-sided fight in favor of Balthier. I'm actually shocked that Cloud's popularity has decreased over the years. Oh well, there's always hope that the next fight is much closer and more exciting. JARIITX 01:28, 14 March 2008 (UTC) |
Week 59: Kuja v. Kefka
Winner!! Kefka 45 to 26½ |
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K-Villains... arch villains you might say, but in any case... there they are. | |||||
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Peanut GalleryAww. I like Amano's picture of Kuja better than that Dissidia picture. And it didn't take long for the comments about Kuja's sexuality to start... --Alcaeus
EmuMaster- I know I've voted for the losing side here, but I voted for the guy who deserves it more. Oh, and to those of you questioning his sexuality, note: Kuja's the manliest man in Final Fantasy, save for Auron himself. And you just don't beat Auron. TA, the next fight is Balther vs. Cloud. It wasn't my decision, it's the ladies' light. --Crazyswordsman 07:10, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
that we are bound by opinions anyway.) TacticAngel 07:34, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Props on whoever suggested this fight. It's a good one. I was actually thinking about this about a week ago. Rabid Biscuit 14:07, 5 March 2008 (UTC) I would also like to add that Kefka is one of the easiest bosses in FF history. Only Yu Yevon is easier (And that's because you can't die). Even Ultimecia is able to attack me more than once. And I was the one who suggested this. --Alcaeus
I would like to mention that all of the arguments talking about how Kefka pretty much blew up the world, therefore, he is better, are basically moot. Kuja pretty much did the same thing. I mean, he was about to destroy the friggin' source of all life. Not to mention that he blew up an entire planet (Terra). So I'd say they're pretty well tied there, don'tcha think? --Rabid Biscuit 21:50, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
It seems that everyone on this site thinks that pretty boys with long hair are all sexless or actually women. What's up with that. I had very long hair last year, my skin is very fair, and I've been classified as a pretty boy before. Granted, I don't walk around wearing that, but come on, people using this comment "Kuja looks like a chick. At least Kefka isn't androgonus!" as their justification for a vote has to really go take some classes and get a nice boost to intelligence, or just actually give your vote some thought! I don't care if you like Kefka better than Kuja, but at least have a decent reason why! -- Drake Tell me about it. He's actually a good character, and definitely not androgynous. I don't think preference should ever be based entirely upon masculinity, because honestly, neither one is exactly a super manly-man. --RB
I just want to make this conversation as awkward as possible. ;) The bigger the guy's penis, the more masculine he is. --Alcaeus
@Alcaeus: You remind me of one of my friends. Also, where did Barret come from BH? RedMage
FakeFreedom Well, this turned out to be a pretty boring fight. -- ChiefKakashi 18:45, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Yeah, no flame wars. No threats. No excessive yelling. Oath to Order 18:50, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Balthier probably got a big penis because hes the leading man and leading mens need big penis to lead and ladies follow him because he got a big penis.who they gonna have sex with?Vann?Basch?Hell no!Moogle king 20:12, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
I win,but i don't feel good.....Moogle king 20:26, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Everyone who supported this fight voted for Kefka...Meh, I didn't think this fight would be THIS one-sided. Guess I was wrong. Anyway, according to some pictures I've seen on the internet, EVERY FF guy has a big dick. Of course, Tidus and Vaan have vaginas. Minwu has the biggest dick since he's Arabian. ;) --Alcaeus
Can it be Balthier vs. Cloud tiem nao? Rabid Biscuit 21:51, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Yumiko: Why is everyone against Cloud... T_T. It seems that the newer generation of games (and characters) get the votes because the graphics are better. Well I think that the story for vii is better than xii. ^^
Yay for homophobic remarks. FakeFreedom even had the balls to call Kuja and Zidane homosexuals. The cross-dresser and gender-confused comments are also homophobic. Comment if you think I'm being too sensitive. --Alcaeus
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Week 58: Rydia v. Tifa
Winner!! Tifa 43½ v. 32½ |
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Pure, unadulterated fan service. | |||||
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Peanut GalleryThe Hexed: I refuse to vote. Damn conflicting sides of my head.
@Diablo: Have you noticed that everyone who has voted for Tifa has voted for more than her cupsize?--ChiefKakashi 19:17, 28 February 2008 (UTC) Can we get a better picture for Tifa? Let's be fair, Rydia's picture very much overshadows Tifa at the moment. Drake Clawfang
Oooooo, it's neck and neck at 16! We finally get a close fight! Drake Clawfang
AnonyMan: Darn, I wish it would have been Delita vs Ramza, they're actually interesting. Tifa and Rydia together are barely cooler than Tidus.
BlueHighwind: Huh, Tifa is a winning. Did not see that one coming. Alcaeus: This fight is going to end on time, right? If no one knows yet, I have the sexiest guy fight on my userpage. I'm pretty sure that no one cares though, since everyone completely ignored the idea because they are too busy masturbating to Tifa/Rydia porn.
I can't believe people are still saying Tifa does these things better than Rydia does after I posted my rebuttal to that argument. --Crazyswordsman 19:19, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
Who chose to put this fight up by the way? Damn fine choice that man, damn fine. Also, doesn't abriviating Knights of the Round down to KotR remind anyone else of KotoR? Or am I the lone warsy on the wikki? RedMage
Jenerix525 This is my response to ChiefKakashi's earlier statement ("Have you noticed that everyone who has voted for Tifa has voted for more than her cupsize?"). It was probably made before these votes, but still, they just arrived a little late. Darkling692 I vote for the biger Boobs!!! Moogle_kingi vote for tifa because she can pummel rydia with her chest and have a wet tshirt contest too at the same time!boobs over mind. Alcaeus: I'm voting for the one with the bigger breasts (it's also a pity vote since she's losing). The jumper 10:30, 1 March 2008 (UTC) I'm persuaded that a world without boobs is a spoil world... And I prefer 32 bit boobs. Notice that the entirity of their argument seems to be: "Tifa has (bigger/more-graphically-detailed/bigger/gigantic) boobs!"
The lead now has tipped to Tifa, with 30 1/2 votes over Rydia's 27. It's still a very close match, and anyone can take home the trophy of "most voted for by a bunch of losers." Let's watch and see how this concludes! -- Drake
Well, this was inevitable. Go on, happy fantasies. I won't vote to ruin your fun. Just please archive this page when you're done with this page. TheSwordofDoubt 07:53, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
(in reaction to anonymous vote 12 for Rydia) Ouch. RedMage
Well, this is a new thing. I've been here for quite a while, although I don't have many of the Final Fantasies, making it kinda worthless for me to make an account here. However, I've seen most, of not all of the Dragon's Neck Colosseum battles, and this is one of the most....odd ones I've seen in all of my visits here to the Final Fantasy Wiki. Click on the pictures and you'll see what I mean. I know it's Pure, Unadultrated Fan Service, but come on! I think it's bloody hilarious how worked up you folks are getting over which fictional person in a video game series. I mean, FF is great, but... GREEN-HAIRED girl in a weird bathing suit who pulls dragons out of thin air versus woman who uses marbles to cast magic and is unaffected by gravity in AC? It r SRS BIZNEZ. XD Eowynjedi 05:04, 4 March 2008 (UTC) Reality Check plz.--N/A
craigrules14 i cant choose, WHY!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! Pikmin Master: I'll like to see Kaze next time. I have several opponents for him. Wait. Tifa's winning? NOOOOOO!! Wow. I accepted on the weekend Tifa would probably win, but this just snowballed into a +10 vote for her. I can accept Rydia losing, if she has to lose to anyone in a hottness contest it should be Tifa, but not by this large a margin! Drake Clawfang |
Week 57: Materia v. Draw
Winner!! Materia 36 to 20 |
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This week its time for something different; two of the more controversial magic systems. Do you like magic in marbles or do you not like it at all!? | |||||
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Peanut GalleryLet put this in the nicest way possible. STOP PICKING FIGHTS THAT ARE ONE SIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really. I know meteria will win this fight. Just like I know pitting Terra with Rinoa will end with Terra winning. Just like I know Locke would win if he and Squall would fight. Please, next time pick a fight that might have a chance of being evenly matched. Oath to Order 01:32, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
Strongly nominate Ramza vs. Delita, Ivalice characters gets too little spotlight; but shouldn't it be in the talkpage?--N.Angeal How does Draw take more thought? Its tedious busywork. --BlueHighwind 02:07, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
To be perfectly honest magicite was a much better system than both of these. It gave stat bonuses, spells, and summons all at once
I'm getting tired of these boring fights, just end this battle right now and get on with the Ramza vs. Delita fight. - Alcaeus Here's a little something I'm sure everyone's seen. It's annoying, but shows the Draw system at its "finest." http://youtube.com/watch?v=CiToL55zwRI - Alcaeus
Why is Halpo numbered 1? AzureDrake 05:52, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
I just remembered another reason to hate the Draw/Junction system, it makes your characters invincible. Now add the fact that Squall's Limit already dishes out extreme amounts of damage, max STR means that all of the monsters/bosses can be killed in only a few hits. What's the fun in that? - AlcaeusTheWizard 06:56, 24 February 2008 (UTC) I'll try to make mine and Oath's message as clear as possible. STOP THE DAMN ONE-SIDED FIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are just stupid, lame and childish IMO. And I don't care whatever you say about wanting to continue, just please stop them and end it now and for all. Seriously. Thank you, and have an emo free day. TheSwordofDoubt 11:26, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
So far so good....--Nellolipop
Superaeon35: Actually ive never played either of these games through. (on my first time ever on ff7, god bless the psp hackers, and tryin to get ff8) till then i cant vote. I'm surprised at how "close" this fight is. It's not like last fight where Shiva got 20 votes in half a second and Mateus got maybe 2 in a few days. This one might be worth watching, though it's quickly becoming less balanced.--ChiefKakashi 04:05, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
@8-bit: I though we chose the fights. Agrias vs Beatrix sounds good, someone suggest it, if they've not already (shitty conection won't let me load the suggestions page just now) also, what's with all the emnity towards BH? At least he actually puts fights up for us instead of deciding to do something more personaly benefitial RedMage |
Older Fights!
You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum.
- Archive I - Week 1 through week 10!
- Archive II - Week 11 through week 20!
- Archive III - Week 21 through week 30!
- Archive IV - Week 31 through week 39!
- Archive V - Week 40 through Week 49!
- Archive VI - Week 50 through current!