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Week 380: Super Special Awesome Hexed Update Week: Minfilia vs Tifa LockhartEdit

FFXIV Minfilia 3.2
DNC Versus
AmanoTifa
Minfilia
Final Fantasy XIV
VICTORY
13 - 10
11:02 AM <•Scathe> HexedCloud: you have been promoted to DNC updater this week

11:02 AM <•HexedCloud> :D
11:02 AM <•Scathe> there are only 3 rules in updating the DNC
11:03 AM <•Scathe> 1. All sentences must end in "Praise Scathe, lord of the beasts of the lands and the fishes of the sea."
11:03 AM <•Scathe> 2. You must not update on Sunday
11:03 AM <•Scathe> 3. There is no third rule
11:03 AM <•Scathe> sally forth, my son

Tifa
Final Fantasy VII
DEFEAT
13 - 10

Votes for MinfiliaEdit

  1. Damn girl, you got some big feet. --BlueHighwind 02:18, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Techno's pain in deciding is delicious. Jimcloud 02:21, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  3. My d4 said to vote here. King of Noobs 02:26, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  4. LFM Lalafell Minfilia (Savage) Cat (meowhunt) 03:53, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Yuffie called Tifa "boobs" but I call Minfilia "megaboobs". Monterossa (talk) 04:58, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Scathe, you magnificent basterd. Berani00 (talk) 07:24, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Pzykosiz (talk) 09:22, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  8. - Metusylc0304 10:24, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Meh, she's not Tifa, needs more pompadour though. She did stuff at least.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:37, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  10. JustAnotherJosh talk 18:53, March 3, 2016 (UTC)
  11. JBed (talk) 01:29, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  12. The HGX (talk) 01:35, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  13. Mierna 07:32, March 8, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Votes for TifaEdit

  1. This has to be the toughest decision I've ever made on this site.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 01:55, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  2. tits mcgee is on vacation Armageddon11 (talk) 09:11, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Yeahremix 10:10, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
  4. YuanSalut 09:20, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
  5. OK, so Tifa is no character, but Minfilia is an actively bad one. Seriously, she's the alleged leader of the hero faction, who never does anything. Her powers don't seem to work even when they're active in full force, and most of things that need personal skills, stuff you'd hope the leader of a group would be good at, are palmed off to someone else, which usually ends up with you just killing things to make it all better. GREAT DIPLOMACY, HEROES. Also she has remote communication, and all she ever uses it for is to tell you to return to base! Patch 3.2 is the best thing to happen to Minfilia because she is no longer Minfilia. Really. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:34, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
  6. GoldenChocobo 14:38, March 5, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Had a hard time picking this time around as I like them both but giving the edge to Tifa due to her being a more active and less passive character in events. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 21:20, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  8. MissH <3 09:53, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  9. ScatheMote 19:33, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Here I come to save the day Fëasindë Peth 20:38, March 7, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Peanut GalleryEdit

[12:59]	HexedCloud	i would like to claim victory by what techno said in his vote

-- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 02:02, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

sorry not sorry techno (love you) Hexed 02:06, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

This update not brought to you by Jimcloud because Jimcloud is currently extremely preoccupied. With what, exactly? Well...
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If my life is claimed while I do my duty, I want you all to know that I love each and every one of you. Jimcloud 02:21, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

  • salutes to Jimcloud* Godspeed, good sir... Crashb2007 (talk) 02:56, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
*Ma'am. --BlueHighwind 15:39, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

Also who the heck is Miniflea anyway? --BlueHighwind 15:39, March 1, 2016 (UTC)

Week 379: Last Man Standing Round 104: Moogle Week: Sabin vs. Cid of the LufaineEdit

Sabin dnc
LMS Icon
Dissidia012-MoogleArt
CHAMPION
SABIN
FINAL FANTASY VI
VICTORY
9.5-4
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
CID OF THE LUFAINE
FINAL FANTASY I. ALLEGEDLY.
DEFEAT
9.5-4
Despite having Sabin win last LMS, we still had great difficulty finding a good image match up.

Don't worry though, we managed to convince Sabin to compromise.

Votes for SabinEdit

  1. wtf is this--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 22:45, February 22, 2016 (UTC)
  2. ...I want to see a moogle suplex a train now. King of Noobs 00:19, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Did Cid turn him into a moogle for an equal chance at beating him or what? Berani00 (talk) 06:17, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Well, this is an awkward situation.... Crashb2007 (talk) 01:53, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Well... Mierna 02:58, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Goddamn, that's adorable Pzykosiz (talk) 08:48, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  7. So moogles can hold up burning houses now!? Best LMS ever. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 17:50, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Moogle with Sabins hair looks so strange --Ffgamesftw (talk) 17:29, February 25, 2016 (UTC)
  9. I wasn't going to vote, but screw it... Aldonos (talk) 23:00, February 25, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Looks like Mog had his cousin replace Sabin, haha 68.4.230.168 06:17, February 23, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for CidEdit

  1. Hey, apparently Ursula snuck into this fight. I can't disagree with her hotness. --BlueHighwind 00:20, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  2. moogle Cat (meowhunt) 06:37, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  3. The TRUE Moogle bro! Armageddon11 (talk) 21:10, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I'm almost sure that this isn't Cid. Cid is absolutely a spider with mustaches! GoldenChocobo 15:21, February 27, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Peanut GalleryEdit

I believe the DNC has finally reached it's final form. All hail the new flesh. --BlueHighwind 00:20, February 23, 2016 (UTC)

Shouldn't we have a warrior of light represent this Cid? he was one of them, after all. Berani00 (talk) 06:15, February 23, 2016 (UTC)

Aside from that being a misinterpretation of events (Cid was never a Warrior of Light himself, he just managed to make one that possibly looks like him), don't try to come up with ways to let us work around bad jokes, we're not interested. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 06:35, February 23, 2016 (UTC)

Week 378: An Artist's Representation of a Week: Cid of the Lufaine vs Great HyneEdit

Cid of the lufaine dnc
DNC Versus
Great hyne dnc
VICTOR
A Spider
11-5
So I was challenged to make a fight between two characters that never appear in their respective games.

I'm sorry.

VICTOR
A Spider
11-5

Votes for Cid of the LufaineEdit

  1. This is the greatest thing to ever happen to our wiki. --BlueHighwind 01:20, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  2. he's a spider i guess--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 02:16, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 20:58, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I think I've got a joke ready for Cid vs Sabin but not Hyne vs Sabin so I'm gonna swap sides on this. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:18, February 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Moogle bro?! MOOGLE BRO!! Armageddon11 (talk) 14:53, February 17, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Umm... I just flipped a coin for this one. King of Noobs 04:25, February 18, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Roses are red, violets are blue, I vote for Cid, so should you :-) Aldonos (talk) 07:22, February 18, 2016 (UTC)
  8. The Great Hyne is actually a moniker in the same way one would be termed 'your majesty'. Cid on the other hand was an actual character in-mythos. Berani00 (talk) 06:36, February 19, 2016 (UTC)
  9. The mustache wins this for me ThePhoenixDown (talk) 13:28, February 19, 2016 (UTC)
  10. These pictures.. This is absolutely the greatest FF-related artist! GoldenChocobo 14:39, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
  11. So much more relevant being. MissH <3 15:43, February 20, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Votes for Great HyneEdit

  1. p great Cat (meowhunt) 01:23, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  2. I wanna vote for both, but Hyne I guess because the funny Mierna 05:05, February 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. I have always loved the FFVIII story, so this a vote for the most integral part of said game's background (sort of) origin.Free bird (talk) 23:36, February 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I have no idea what I'm voting for here Yeahremix 17:15, February 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. I actually thought at first "the great Hyne" was just a urban legend in FFVIII until later the people from Esthar refer to Rinoa as the descendant of Hyne.I have no idea who this other character is tbh --Ffgamesftw (talk) 17:48, February 22, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Peanut GalleryEdit

This is the greatest thing to ever happen to our wiki. --BlueHighwind 01:21, February 16, 2016 (UTC)

Thank you, Hitler. Thank you for rising from your ancient tomb to make this fight. Cat (meowhunt) 01:23, February 16, 2016 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, did not Cid appear as a Moogle in Dissidia and the Warrior of Light is a carbon copy of Cid by his own design? Not too bad with the pictures, though, I commend your creativity. Free bird (talk) 23:34, February 17, 2016 (UTC)

D012 isn't his respective game though. We know how to loophole all complaints about our convoluted theme weeks. :P -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:58, February 18, 2016 (UTC)

Week 377: Last Man Standing Round 103: Hey Look Numbers Are Back Week: Sabin vs. UrsulaEdit

Sabin SD Art LMS Icon
TAY iOS Ursula
CHAMPION
SABIN
THAT GAME WITH ULTROS THAT PEOPLE LIKE
VICTORY

11.5-10
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
URSULA
THAT GAME WITH ULTROS THAT PEOPLE DISLIKE
DEFEAT
11.5-10
It is kind of weird that we end up with two characters facing up against each other who just happen to be blond-haired monks. What's even weirder is that these two characters have no images even remotely similar to each other. None.

Unless I wanted to bring out VI cutscene images. And trust me. Nobody wants me to bring out VI cutscene images.

Votes for SabinEdit

  1. The DNC cabal makes a very good argument. And seeing as I have next LMS fight, it's even more convincing. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:31, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  2. --Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 13:15, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Normally I'd like making someone's life more "fun," but I still cannot resist the Train Suplex. King of Noobs 14:03, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I'm that one person who wants VI cutscene images. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 18:42, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Out of pity for the DNC cabal. Cat (meowhunt) 19:19, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  6. This time, I just HAVE to vote against Ursula. Simply because FFVI is legendary. Sorrynotsorry :L Aldonos (talk) 23:54, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  7. FEELING THE LOVE YOU GUYS Jimcloud 22:05, February 9, 2016 (UTC)
  8. DrakeyC (talk) 22:13, February 9, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Memes Armageddon11 (talk) 22:48, February 9, 2016 (UTC)
  10. GoldenChocobo 12:16, February 13, 2016 (UTC)
  11. Have to vote for the brother of the coolest FF character. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 15:04, February 13, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

68.4.230.168 23:53, February 10, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for UrsulaEdit

  1. Mierna 05:45, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:08, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. If only to give Jimcloud a challenge. Berani00 (talk) 08:10, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  4. In GTA V, the player can go to her house and have fun with her. Monterossa (talk) 08:25, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  5. I like her dress. Yeahremix 10:18, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Jimcloud said not to. --BlueHighwind 18:06, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Well, she is cute. Sorry Sabin... Crashb2007 (talk) 19:03, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Vote for the Bear lady. --AnonyMan (talk) 11:45, February 9, 2016 (UTC)
  9. - Metusylc0304 13:56, February 12, 2016 (UTC)
  10. I dunno, the qipao has grown on me, I guess. '.' MissH <3 16:08, February 13, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Peanut GalleryEdit

Okay, guys. Personal request? Don't let Ursula move on. We only have so many images of characters on her level of obscurity, guys. Only so many! Jimcloud 04:14, February 8, 2016 (UTC)

Maybe we like giving you a challenge Pzykosiz (talk) 07:07, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
Yeah no. I'm the person in charge of the next LMS fight and I will not put any effort into that match's images if Ursula wins this, guaranteed. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:53, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
I demand if Ursula wins that you make a shitty MS Paint drawing of the contestants. --BlueHighwind 20:57, February 8, 2016 (UTC)
It's like you read my mind. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:57, February 8, 2016 (UTC)

This time I'm legit going to send robot armies if you vote the wrong way.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 13:15, February 8, 2016 (UTC)

And by that you mean? Berani00 (talk) 03:24, February 13, 2016 (UTC)
I mean I will send robot armies to your house to burn it down, abduct your wife and children, burn your family, and then destroy your home city.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 15:51, February 13, 2016 (UTC)
Meh, I have Blue Magic with your name on it. Unless you want to spend all that money repairing them all, don't. Crashb2007 (talk) 19:06, February 8, 2016 (UTC)

What's wrong with the PS1 FFVI cutscene images? I actually think the renders of Terra, Locke, Celes, Sabin, Edgar, Setzer & Shadow are all very realistic to what I think the characters would look like based on the 2D sprites. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 15:09, February 13, 2016 (UTC)

Week 376: Someone Actually Suggested A Fight Week (Featuring Punching): Tifa vs UrsulaEdit

Tifa-FFVIIArt
DNC Versus
Ursula
VICTOR
Ursula
12 to 10
These two characters punch things. And are women. I can't actually think of any other similarities.

Congrats, whoever suggested this one, because I'm out of ideas you get to have this fight by default.

VICTOR
Ursula
12 to 10

Votes for TifaEdit

  1. Unfortunately, I have no idea who this Ursula person is. Berani00 (talk) 06:22, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  2. lol plz Armageddon11 (talk) 08:03, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Wasn't going to vote, but I'm biologically incapable of not voting this check every fight she's in.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 08:36, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Because Ursula was just in the weird sequel, while Tifa was in the main game too. Yeahremix 12:59, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Because I want a Suplex vs Suplex fight in the next Last Man Standing. King of Noobs 13:46, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  6. She packs a big punch if you know what I mean.ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:27, February 4, 2016 (UTC)
  7. MissH <3 11:39, February 6, 2016 (UTC) Nice qipao over there, but I can't vote against Tifa :3
  8. GoldenChocobo 14:31, February 6, 2016 (UTC)
  9. This is actually kind of surprising. I liked Tifa. Fëasindë Peth 17:27, February 7, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Although Ursula is one of the better new characters from The after years, I have to give the edge to Tifa as she was my favorite character from VII and no it had nothing to do with her breasts. I simply liked her character. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 19:17, February 7, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Votes for UrsulaEdit

  1. It's hard to choose one but since Tifa is going to get a lot of votes, I'd vote for Ursula. Monterossa (talk) 05:51, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  2. preemptive techNO pls Cat (meowhunt) 05:53, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  3. oh bb that dress Hexed 08:09, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  4. How is this not a kissing contest? Explain to me why this isn't a kissing contest. --BlueHighwind 19:55, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
  5. I find her character to be pretty decent for a sequel-exclusive character. Then again, I could say the same thing for Paine and Noel. She does remind me of relations I have with my father with how she interacts with her father, Yang. Crashb2007 (talk) 01:05, February 3, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Tifa ain't got no style. Needs more punching. Ursula's cool, though. Brnging dat Kick back. --AnonyMan (talk) 12:15, February 4, 2016 (UTC)
  7. I don't know much about Ursula's character. But if she even has a character to begin with, then that immediately gives her the edge over Tifa. As long as she doesn't need to rely on another character to justify her existence, then she gets my vote easily. Plus she looks awesome!! Aldonos (talk) 01:43, February 5, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Mierna 07:40, February 6, 2016 (UTC)
  9. No contest Luacas (talk) 20:06, February 6, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Abridgedanime (talk) 03:53, February 7, 2016 (UTC)
  11. Cheongsam~ — YuanSalut 22:26, February 7, 2016 (UTC)
  12. Tifa remains an overrated character with nothing noteworthy about her except her boobs and her game, and in gameplay she's a blank slate like everyone and has a rather out-of-place limit break mechanic. Ursula's game is fun for gameplay and she's a powerful party member with high speed and strong physical stats, along with good Bands. DrakeyC (talk) 22:33, February 7, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Peanut GalleryEdit

Too busy laughing about Iowa to put any effort in, sorry.

Too bad it's not April, I would have totally done Trump vs Everyone. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:46, February 2, 2016 (UTC)

It's worth noting that when I said the DNC was late in the IRC, somebody thought I was talking about the Democrats... Cat (meowhunt) 05:53, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
Somehow nobody is voting for Emperor Vayne, thus once again politics means nothing to me this year. --BlueHighwind 19:58, February 2, 2016 (UTC)
Can't vote for him if he doesn't run, dude. Too busy doing stuff in Dalmasca. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:28, February 4, 2016 (UTC)

Can I vote both? Monterossa (talk) 05:48, February 2, 2016 (UTC)

I'm just going to go on record as saying the only reason I'm not preparing my robot army to literally annihilate everyone involved is that I tolerate Ursula's outfit and that I expected everyone to have godawful taste anyway. You're all off the hook.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 22:32, February 7, 2016 (UTC)

Week 375: LMS II Hunt: The Adventures of Drace vs SabinEdit

200px LMS Icon
Sabin II
CHAMPION
JUDGE DRACE
THE GAME ABOUT THE OCTOPUS AND MAGIC ROCKS
DEFEAT
RIP HEAD ORBS
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
SABIN
THE OTHER GAME ABOUT THE OCTOPUS AND MAGIC ROCKS
VICTOR
YEAH I KNOW THOSE LAST TWO IPS LOOK SUSPICIOUS, I CHECKED, IT'S LEGIT
I decided to turn to the official Final Fantasy Wiki IRC for inspiration for this particular fight description. This is what they came up with "Moogles hitler wow okay you're holy roman empire hetalia alright excellent truly hetalia frog." Truly a work of poetry.

In other news, Drace vs Sabin face off in the hit sequel 2 Last 2 Standing. Will there be someone standing after this fight? Will they be the last person? Who knows? You'll have to stick around to find out!

Votes for DraceEdit

  1. <Catuse> Scathe, why is Sabin Chocolina? <Scathe> oops <Catuse> I know he let himself go after failing too many blitz inputs but jfc <Scathe> I'll fix it Cat (meowhunt) 04:16, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  2. anime armor tiddy Hexed 04:41, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  3. What do you think the point of those orb things that Drace has on the side of her helmet are? I like to imagine she keeps a snack in one orb and some knitting supplies in the other for her Baby Chocobos croquet hobby. --BlueHighwind 04:46, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Don't hate me for this. Berani00 (talk) 07:51, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Armageddon11 (talk) 11:10, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Hello, beautiful woman. MissH <3 11:42, January 26, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Great case of "What could have been?" She could've joined up with Vaan and the crew or could have gotten stomped by them in a hilarious misunderstanding. We shall never know. Oh, well AnonyMan (talk) 12:27, January 27, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Mierna 02:02, January 31, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Gotta do this... Crashb2007 (talk) 22:09, January 31, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Votes for SabinEdit

  1. Can't vote against Sabin, sorry. Not even for a Judge.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 09:42, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Train. Suplex. Is there really any thing else that one needs to know about this guy? King of Noobs 13:49, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Sabin is the pinnacle of human strength, he can even hadouken. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 14:04, January 25, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Because Final Fantasy VI needs more love. Yeahremix 12:33, January 28, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Starting to notice alot of love for V and XII characters in DNC lately. Although Drace was an interesting bit character she was still a bit cahracter that only was in one scene. Only reason I'd see voting for Drace over Sabin would be if you hated Sabin. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 06:00, January 29, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 06:52, January 29, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Can't vote against him. 'Nuff said. Lua Snow 05:25, January 30, 2016 (UTC)
  8. GoldenChocobo 15:01, January 30, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

  1. 68.4.230.168 01:09, January 26, 2016 (UTC)
  2. 89.101.104.164 17:26, February 1, 2016 (UTC)
  3. 89.126.1.180 23:47, February 1, 2016 (UTC)

Peanut GalleryEdit

Seriously. What is the point of Drace's orb things on her helmet? Anybody got a theory as to what she keeps in there? --BlueHighwind 21:05, January 29, 2016 (UTC)

(Hair) Buns of Steel. Obviously. King of Noobs 00:19, January 30, 2016 (UTC)

Week 374: Improbability Week: Sabin vs SnowEdit

PFF Sabin Illust
DNC Versus
PFF Snow Illust
VICTOR
Guys are we still doing these? If not, no one told me.
Not sure what Jimcloud is talking about above this line, but Sabin won.
Today, we bring you some fist punch guys to battle it out for your amusement. Oh, but I can see you shaking your heads thinking to yourself "how are you going to top the hideous monstrosity and the person in the moogle suit two fights ago?" But to that I tell you that these two are not just any punchy types. No, no. In fact, both of these individuals can do some pretty improbable stuff! Over here on the left, we have a man who is capable of holding up a collapsing building for six minutes straight!

Now on the right, we... have a man who has ridden a motorcycle made of women across a crystalline track... and then... one thousand years later... when he's... five hundred and twenty three years old...? He... okay, no. No. This is a bridge too far. Screw the script, I'm out. Have fun, you guys.

VICTOR
There isn't even a space in the last fight??
Wow, you guys really hate Snow. Good taste.

Votes for SabinEdit

  1. No contest. Even if Snow IS played by Troy Baker.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 13:31, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Train. Suplex. King of Noobs 13:38, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  3. I hate Snow. I had to wipe my car off twice yesterday and it was still frozen over this morning. Plus I'm slipping on black ice everywhere today. Snow is a bitch and I still have to go to work. Whore. Slut. --BlueHighwind 16:27, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Snow is the only hated character from Vanille Saga I shall never defend (SERAHHH) ~Yeahremix 18:05, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Stay away from Serah! Monterossa (talk) 18:16, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Sabin has suplexed a train and kept an entire building together for at least six minutes. Plus, (even though he is technically optional) where you can get in the second half of VI just happens to be on your way. Can someone remind me of Snow's accomplishments, because I do not remember of anything notable... Crashb2007 (talk) 22:55, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  7. For me, this is a no contest.Free bird (talk) 23:18, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Chances are probably stating the obvious by now that the wrestler over here's gonna curbstomp the guy that has a trenchcoat decked out with nanomachines? Why, you might ask? The wrestler guy suplexed a train, held a crumbling building together with brute strength alone and has studied the mighty artes of Hokuto Shinken. Don't ask why, though. Berani00 (talk) 23:42, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  9. The only Snow I care about is bleeding out in Castle Black right now. Cat (meowhunt) 00:30, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:37, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
  11. Snow is tempting, but this is Edgar's brother we're talking about. Mierna 01:39, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
  12. Sabin's last name is Figaro, and I just love the sound of it. Does Snow even have a last name? If so, I've never heard it. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 14:18, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
  13. Zhor7 (talk) 03:57, January 22, 2016 (UTC) Are you kidding me!?

Anonymous VotesEdit

68.4.230.168 02:11, January 19, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for SnowEdit

  1. He's white, his name is Snow. He's practically "Snow White" of Final Fantasy (although I'm not a fan of Disney's Snow White). ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 14:08, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Cookies! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:41, January 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. In the Lightning saga Snow shows three great attires and appearance. Although Sabin is a better Monk, shows at the same time a poor character design. GoldenChocobo 14:31, January 23, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

  1. 159.118.133.191 06:17, January 23, 2016 (UTC) For the hero to always save the day...

Peanut GalleryEdit

You know what else is improbable, you guys?

It's been five months since someone last left a nomination in the nomination section. Mind you, it's been a much smaller two months since someone last voted in a fight, and honestly, votes are what we need as much as, if not more than, fight suggestions at this stage. What I am trying to say is that it's this, or we start getting loopy.

Well, more loopy. You never want to go full loop with this crowd, okay? Jimcloud 13:20, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

To be honest, I had forgotten 'bout the nomination page. So I left you one. Happy? If so, give me hugs and candy. I like hugs and candy. King of Noobs 13:45, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
Ecstatic. Jimcloud 22:24, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
So how did we get the Fursuit week and this if we didn't get them from the nominations section in the five months before both happened? Or did Scath pull them out of the aether like when he went up against Mexico? Berani00 (talk) 23:50, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
The aether, yes. That's where the vast majority of our fights emerge from. This one, though, was one of the very few remaining on the shortlist. It's a very short list. Jimcloud 23:54, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
Uh, didn't someone just vote literally a minute ago?——Preceding unsigned comment was added by Technobliterator (talkcontribs). Please sign your posts with ~~~~.
That was me. Clearing the shortlist of this fight. And you forgot to sign, Techno, ya derp :P Jimcloud 13:32, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
Yeah? Well you forgot to use THE UNSIGNED TEMPLATE ya derp!--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 16:42, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
There's a difference between forgetting and simply not doing it, dear. Jimcloud 22:24, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

Fursuit Week is too horrifying to touch and you know it, Jim. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:29, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

Well, I managed. Barely. I'm gonna go take a bath in acid. Jimcloud 22:42, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

Now you're all just being cruel with not supporting Snow at all! I'm gonna protect this cool guy from al of you big meanies! ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 23:53, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

I know Snow's a cool guy and all, but when it comes down to it, he hasn't done anything interesting in the Lightning Saga except try to protect Serah at all costs and attempting to bring her from beyond the grave in Lightning Returns. Yes, he led a resistance movement against PSICOM. Yes, he can ride a motorcycle made from two women without feeling embarrassed. Yes, he ruled a city for five centuries straight as a hopeless sulk. However, all three could be done with more interesting characters in and outside the Final Fantasy series, and to be honest, he's up against Sabin Rene Figaro of all people, who might as well be Superman. If this hurts your feelings, it's nothing personal. I'm just pointing out that while Snow's a cool guy, he isn't exactly that interesting of a character. Berani00 (talk) 01:09, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
Yes, but as Kaimi has proven, you can make more puns from his name. Beat that, Sabin. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 01:24, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
Eh, I see Sabin more so as certain martial artists in animes/movies. That whole Superman shtick? Leave that to some of the more popular guys in the FF community. Crashb2007 (talk) 03:23, January 20, 2016 (UTC)
Most martial artists don't/can't suplex a train, much less a train of the dead. King of Noobs 20:24, January 21, 2016 (UTC)
I meant as in moveset, not feats... Crashb2007 (talk) 04:05, January 22, 2016 (UTC)
And none of this is addressing Snow's puntential! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:48, January 23, 2016 (UTC)
←Snow has the unfortunate fortune of coming after Sabin and Tifa. They set the bar high by suplexing things that should not in any way be suplex-able. King of Noobs 17:25, January 23, 2016 (UTC)

Week 373: LMS Returns: Dragon's Neck Colosseum #1: Drace vs ChocolinaEdit

DraceUO
LMS Icon
Chocolina-artwork
CHALLENGER
JUDGE DRACE
NOT ENOUGH OF FINAL FANTASY XII
VICTOR
10-7
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
CHOCOLINA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SERIOUSLY? ALL I DID WAS DELETE A COUPLE LINES
NOT HARD TO EDIT THEM BACK IN
Here's to another - what, 4 years? - of our stupidity. Let's begin with pairing up the last two normal matches to make a fight I can't make any sense of.

Votes for DraceEdit

  1. Respectable badass woman ftw Armageddon11 (talk) 00:25, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 00:34, January 12, 2016 (UTC)--00:34, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Yeah! Go Drace! Mierna 01:42, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Cat (meowhunt) 05:39, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  5. (^_^)/ MissH <3 11:47, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  6. You're pitting captain Phasma against a chicken stripper. No contest needed. Berani00 (talk) 12:26, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  7. While the rules of Video Games and Anime say that thing over there would be more resilient and difficult to damage than this fine lady here in solid armor in a fight, I'm still going to vote for the respectable judge. King of Noobs 13:43, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  8. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 14:12, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Meh, at least Drace is interesting and does something in FFXII. Chocolina? She is just fanservice, honestly. Crashb2007 (talk) 07:09, January 13, 2016 (UTC)
  10. XII had alot of great side characters and Drace was one of them. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 15:27, January 17, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Votes for ChocolinaEdit

  1. Monterossa (talk) 05:55, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  2. This is a ridiculously one-sided match.—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 18:48, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Because protecting Vanille Saga characters never gets old. ~Yeahremix 19:43, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Skimpy Chocogirl, yes! Gabranth-ffxii-ost Miyu PFF Chaos Blade Icon PFF Highway Star Icon 21:20, January 12, 2016 (UTC)
  5. GoldenChocobo 14:22, January 16, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Drace is a great character, beautifully acted, full of depth, amazingly memorable despite being in only one scene, sets the tone of the game and expands the characters of everybody she meets - even Vayne who seems terribly regretful that she must too die for his dreams. But she's... wearing cloths, and sorry, deal breaker. --BlueHighwind 20:11, January 16, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:05, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Peanut GalleryEdit

Week 372: Fursuit Week: Chocolina vs That ThingEdit

https://i.gyazo.com/5d055adbe9b6c4bbf8b3bdf987feac8f.png
DNC Versus
GS2 Moogle
VICTOR
Chocolina
10 - 7
I'm sorry. LOSER
The viewers
We can't stop Scathe, I'm so sorry

Votes for ChocobocococolocoEdit

  1. So you think you can ride this Chocobo? DrakeyC (talk) 02:47, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  2. There's nowhere left to go but up from here. Hexed 02:48, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Mierna 03:02, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Drake, that's dirty and I love you.—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 07:47, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  5. MissH <3 10:26, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Ride ze chocolina!? All aboarsh!! Monterossa (talk) 14:58, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  7. If there is even one thing from the XIII series that I will ever say anything nice on, it is about this girl in a nutshell. Crashb2007 (talk) 20:31, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Lesser of two evils? Armageddon11 (talk) 10:27, January 6, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Drake's chocobo riding comment, enough said. Yeahremix 18:16, January 6, 2016 (UTC)
  10. A chocobo fight between Chocolina and the Chocobo Scholar (the last LMS winner) would be awesome. GoldenChocobo 14:50, January 9, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Votes for This ThingEdit

  1. WHAT IS IT? WHY IS IT? WHY DID GOD CREATE THE UNIVERSE JUST TO ALLOW THIS CREATURE TO BE CREATED?? --BlueHighwind 02:47, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  2. same tbh Cat (meowhunt) 02:54, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  3. This was meant to be put up in October, right? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:13, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  4. If only because I love Gunslinger Stratos. Berani00 (talk) 06:01, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  5. That thing will be my nightmares for a week. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 14:37, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  6. I don't want to be seen as tacitly supporting half the other side. You know which half. Jimcloud 18:36, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
  7. I don't know what i'm voting on Pzykosiz (talk) 23:01, January 4, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous VotesEdit

Peanut GalleryEdit

Congrats to Balthier for coming in first and Jecht for winning the third place match. Sorry for the week break, I had to take a week off for the holidays. ScatheMote 02:23, January 4, 2016 (UTC)

So which game does "This Thing" actually come from? Pzykosiz (talk) 23:02, January 4, 2016 (UTC)

If we knew we would have said. Nobody has any idea. That image appeared on our website with no warning, it has no upload date or uploader. It's said that if you look too closely you can see how you die. --BlueHighwind 00:28, January 5, 2016 (UTC)
In all seriousness it's from Gunslinger Stratos. What the hell is Gunslinger Stratos, you ask? We have no idea either. Anything with that sort of horror in it is 3spooky5me. Cat (meowhunt) 02:51, January 5, 2016 (UTC)
Gunslinger Stratos is what you get if you take Saints Row 4, remove all the superpowers except flight, gave it a gun kata mechanic that got cranked to 11 and then made it into an arcade game. Berani00 (talk) 04:19, January 6, 2016 (UTC)
Is there such a thing as gun kata that ISN'T taken to 11? And if you're taking something from Saints Row 4, isn't cranking that up to 11 already redundant when Saints Row 4 has cranked it up to Infinity+1? King of Noobs 04:22, January 6, 2016 (UTC)
Yeah, I guess you're right on that. However, I heard a passing comment one of my friends made about this game, saying that since Gunslinger Stratos had a lot of women in the game, the developers might as well fanservice it up the ass. That was when it first came out and I was raving about its insane gameplay style of using two guns for two in-game gun types, a melee weapon and moving about like someone's hacked the Matrix and gave everyone flight powers. Much later, I found out that Square-Enix made it, and I heard that FF-themed costumes have been released for all the characters in the game, thanks to this Wiki. Thus, the rest is history. Berani00 (talk) 06:37, January 6, 2016 (UTC)

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