Week 373: LMS Returns: Dragon's Neck Colosseum #1: Drace vs Chocolina
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CHALLENGER JUDGE DRACE NOT ENOUGH OF FINAL FANTASY XII VICTOR 10-7 |
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CHALLENGER CHOCOLINA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SERIOUSLY? ALL I DID WAS DELETE A COUPLE LINES NOT HARD TO EDIT THEM BACK IN | |||
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Here's to another - what, 4 years? - of our stupidity. Let's begin with pairing up the last two normal matches to make a fight I can't make any sense of. | |||||
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Week 372: Fursuit Week: Chocolina vs That Thing
VICTOR Chocolina 10 - 7 |
I'm sorry. | LOSER The viewers We can't stop Scathe, I'm so sorry | |||
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Peanut GalleryCongrats to Balthier for coming in first and Jecht for winning the third place match. Sorry for the week break, I had to take a week off for the holidays. ScatheMote 02:23, January 4, 2016 (UTC) So which game does "This Thing" actually come from? Pzykosiz (talk) 23:02, January 4, 2016 (UTC)
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Week 371: Don't Trust the Trailers Week: Jihl vs Drace
VICTOR Drace A Number - A Bigger Number |
Wow, that Jihl character! A major antagonist! Look how the trailers emphasize her sinister nature? What? What did you say? 5 minutes of screentime? What do you mean?
Yes folks, this is the battle of those fan favorite antagonists who appeared for just long enough to win the audience's heart and not long enough to satisfy them. |
VICTOR Drace A Number - A Bigger Number | |||
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Peanut GalleryNext week is Last Man Standing Week 100. Expect something special. ScatheMote 00:40, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 370: Last Man Standing Round 99: Graduate Sympathy Week: Cyan vs Scholar
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CHAMPION CYAN GARAMONDE FINAL FANTASY VI DEFEAT 12-9.5 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER SCHOLAR A COUPLE OF FINAL FANTASIES I GUESS VICTOR 12-9.5 | |||
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Studying paid off this week for our noble Chocobo Scholar, who graduated from Chocobo College and has now been sent into a vicious, unforgiving job market.
As is customary, a samurai will be his job interview. | |||||
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Peanut GalleryChocobo Scholars definitely exist, where do you think we got the image from? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:55, October 20, 2015 (UTC) Aw man, it's all tied up! Crashb2007 (talk) 22:35, October 21, 2015 (UTC) So, is this when I note that due to LMS 100 plans, we'll probably be throwing out the winner of this match anyway? :D -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:49, October 26, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 369: Hitting The Books Week: Scholar vs Arithmetician
VICTOR Scholar 11 to 5 |
Books. You read them, learn something, and then savagely murder people with them. | VICTOR Scholar 11 to 5 | |||
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Peanut GalleryDat mohican...--Gsurfer04 (talk) 10:50, October 13, 2015 (UTC) There should have been a picture of Maechen dammit! Pzykosiz (talk) 12:18, October 13, 2015 (UTC) @Results from last match: Oooh! The Glorious Rock may be making a comeback?! King of Noobs 12:44, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 368: Last Man Standing Round 98: Hey it's not my fault this time week: Cyan vs Enkidu
CHAMPION CYAN GARAMONDE FINAL FANTASY VI Seriously? You're letting Cyan win again? Ew |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER ENKIDU SOMETHING SOMETHING VOID What is wrong with you people, don't make me bring back Rock | |||
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Alright, so it's Tuesday. Yes, this is true. HOWEVER, yesterday Wikia's servers were undergoing maintenance, so I couldn't update. Like the hand of God shoving me aside, I realized that divine providence had given me a nod. Yes, my perpetual laziness and forgetfulness had been given a go-ahead by Wikia Central themselves. Yes, certainly.
Wait, what's that? Why didn't I update on Sunday? Oh shoot, I just remembered! I left something in the oven. In Mexico. Yes. I'll get back to you. | |||||
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Peanut GalleryExcuse me, I deliberately left Cyan vs Shantotto in undecided limbo because, ew, no, what is wrong with you people. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:56, October 7, 2015 (UTC) Pass. Armageddon11 (talk) 23:53, October 7, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 367: Comic Relief of the Comic Relief Week: Enkidu vs Typhon
VICTOR Enkidu 19 to 2.5 |
Every running gag character needs a running gag assistant to try, and fail, to make their boss look somewhat competent. Today we honor their efforts. Or something. Look, I'm just trying to push out a quick description because apparently I can still have this fight out in time in America-land. | VICTOR Enkidu 19 to 2.5 | |||
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Anonymous VotesNever liked Gilgamesh, but Ultros on the other hand... He picks his sidekicks snortingly well! 68.4.228.211 21:29, October 1, 2015 (UTC) | ||||
Peanut GalleryHeh! I swear Typhon has nothing going for him. What, an ally of the obnoxious Ultros who doesn't speak and all he does is Snort around? Would rather pick anyone Gilgamesh befriends! PookaMustard 11:36, September 29, 2015 (UTC) Well, this became a Curbstomp Battle! Crashb2007 (talk) 00:40, September 30, 2015 (UTC) I see even a Phoenix Down can't revive Typhon's chances of winning. Armageddon11 (talk) 18:22, October 2, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 366: Last Man Standing Round 97: Senior Discount Week: Shantotto vs Cyan
CHAMPION SHANTOTTO FINAL FANTASY XI Undecided |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER CYAN GARAMONDE FINAL FANTASY VI Undecided | |||
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Since nobody was keeping count but me, let it be known that Jecht has won his limit of Last Man Standing Rounds. In his place, Shantotto will fight... Cyan Garamonde! I'm beginning to think the RNG has a preference. Regardless, age is just a number to these two wizened combatants! ...Right up until it comes time to cash in that Early Bird Special discount. | |||||
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Anonymous VotesA vote here for Mr. Thou! 68.4.228.211 20:03, September 21, 2015 (UTC) | ||||
Peanut GalleryPeople around here stop hating on Cyan for basically no reason? I swear it seemed like they did years ago. Which baffled me. AnonyMan (talk) 11:20, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 365: Guest Speaker Week: Ultimecia vs Shantotto
VICTOR Shantotto 12 to 11 |
To help us talk about mages with ego/The great bard, Faethin, our dear amigo/Has come, hands bearing some fantastic work/Regarding the characters with odd quirks.
What's this? A purported contender makes her way unto me? |
VICTOR Shantotto 12 to 11 | |||
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Peanut GalleryThat fight description... simply glorious. King of Noobs 12:39, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
Geez, so many ties... Crashb2007 (talk) 14:58, September 20, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 364: Last Man Standing Round 96: Manliness Week: Jecht vs Kain
CHAMPION JECHT FINAL FANTASY X VICTOR 11.5-10 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER KAIN HIGHWIND FINAL FANTASY IV DEFEAT 11.5-10 | |||
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Let it be known, that whoever wins here, they WILL kick your ass, because THEY'RE THE BEST. | |||||
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Peanut GalleryYes, yes, I know, we used Dissidia artwork last LMS fight. I don't care. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:26, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 363: Eargasm Week: Kain vs Caius
VICTOR Draw (sans Caius) 11-2-11 |
These people have a lot of things to say, and to be honest, I don't really care that much.
But for the love of God, keep them talking. Keep them talking all day long. |
VICTOR Draw (sans Caius) 11-2-11 | |||
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Peanut GalleryI consider it surprising not that this fight got updated three hours late, but that I updated it at all. Go me. Jimcloud 07:25, August 31, 2015 (UTC) Is it just a coincidence that they both have a purple and black colour scheme?--Gsurfer04 (talk) 16:12, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
So question... if Liam O'Brien wins, what does that mean for the next fight of Last Man Standing? King of Noobs 19:20, September 3, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 362: Last Man Standing Round 95: Eke a Weak Bleak Week: Jecht vs Cloud of Darkness
CHAMPION JECHT FINAL FANTASY X VICTORY - 10.5 TO 7 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER GIANT SPACE FLEA FROM NOWHERE DEFEAT - 10.5 TO 7 | |||
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This is a fight between Jecht and Cloud of Darkness.
Oh, you wanted more than that? You wanted more fight blurb than that? Let me tell you a story. You don't know how good you kids have it. Back in my day, you didn't even have a fight description. No, there was only a rock with a few scribbles on it. Actually, there weren't even two characters in the fight. Hell, there wasn't even a fight. There was only a rock with scribbles. That was your lunch. It was the only thing they would give you, even though you had walked to school uphill both ways in the snow, pouring rain, and summer heat. So you were hungry, and this was the first thing you had to eat after the big toe of Uncle Frank last week. So you take a bite of the rock. It would break your teeth, but of course all of your teeth have rotted out by now. We didn't have dentures back then, naturally. No, we only had sardines. So we would put the sardines in you in your gums, tail first of course (it would be barbaric any other way). The sardines would be screaming and crying out in anger when you take the bite of the rock, but that's just a part of life. Anyway, that reminds of when the velociraptors attacked in '78. I'll tell you about that some other time, if you're good. | |||||
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Peanut Galleryare we in need of putting scathe in a home? Pzykosiz (talk) 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC) OK, so, I picked the previous fight despite it having more votes against then for in the nom page, and now all I can say is the people who claimed that it would be an Ultros landslide can SUCK IT! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:31, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
This should be renamed to the battle of backgrounds with black text that hurt your eyes.Shadow123367 22:38, August 25, 2015 (UTC) I want clothing that can fondle me too, just like Cloud of Darkness has. Anybody know from what horrifying non-Euclidean dimension of pure insanity she got that dress? --BlueHighwindツ 23:25, August 27, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 361: Super Fun Time Week: Cloud of Darkness vs Ultros
VICTOR Cloud of Darkness 9.5 to 8.5 |
If you want to know what makes this a super fun time, go ask your... actually your parents probably won't know, go ask DrakeyC. | VICTOR Cloud of Darkness 9.5 to 8.5 | |||
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Peanut GalleryWell, since I was called upon - tada! DrakeyC (talk) 00:56, August 23, 2015 (UTC)
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