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Week 371: Don't Trust the Trailers Week: Jihl vs Drace[edit source]

FFXIII-JihlConcept.jpg
DNC Versus.png
Drace1.png
VICTOR
Drace
A Number - A Bigger Number
Wow, that Jihl character! A major antagonist! Look how the trailers emphasize her sinister nature? What? What did you say? 5 minutes of screentime? What do you mean?

Yes folks, this is the battle of those fan favorite antagonists who appeared for just long enough to win the audience's heart and not long enough to satisfy them.

VICTOR
Drace
A Number - A Bigger Number

Votes for Jihl[edit source]

  1. We all know who's gonna win.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 00:41, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. I'm sorry, but Evil Quistis is still kind of like Quistis, right?Fëasindë Peth 02:18, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. One of the best!Free bird (talk) 03:24, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Switching votes. Decided that Jihl deserves better than to get blown out twice without ceremony. I still love your sexy naughty teacher Lady Une-esque booty, Jihl. --BlueHighwind 03:19, October 28, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Monterossa (talk) 03:49, October 28, 2015 (UTC)
  6. FFT-0 Sword Icon.png The Final Fantasy FFT-0 Sword Icon.png 17:14, October 29, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 20:17, October 29, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Pzykosiz (talk) 23:16, November 1, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Drace[edit source]

  1. She did impress me, even though I never got a chance to fight her in the game... Crashb2007 (talk) 03:48, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. muh political intrigue Cat (meowhunt) 04:50, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Drace, you have my vote since you come from a elite squad of Darth Vader expies. Berani00 (talk) 06:25, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  4. At least with Drace, her death helped with Gabranth's development. Jihl just made me want to hurt her in a boss fight, til Barth-whocares killed her in a cutscene. Sigh... MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 07:48, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Women don't need skimpy armor. King of Noobs 19:26, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  6. This scene was sad and horrifying. Mierna 19:33, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  7. People liked these characters? Huh, imagine that. At least Drace dealt with(or not. HEYO!) a better cast(er, relatively speaking).AnonyMan (talk) 21:59, October 27, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Jihl died an unwitting lackey. Drace got to the point and died trying to kill the main villain. Armageddon11 (talk) 01:22, October 28, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Drace was a hero.MissH <3 03:01, October 30, 2015 (UTC)
  10. GoldenChocobo 12:28, October 31, 2015 (UTC)
  11. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:34, November 1, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Love the woman. Hate what happened to her. 112.198.77.71 01:23, November 2, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Next week is Last Man Standing Week 100. Expect something special. ScatheMote 00:40, October 27, 2015 (UTC)

Scathe correct me if I'm wrong but Rock didn't win 4 bouts? He beat Rosa as a non-LMS fight then he beat Galuf & Edea in LMS & Finally lost to Aeris. Whether the non-LMS fight win is counted or not that's still only 3 wins. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 17:07, November 1, 2015 (UTC)
Rule number 0 of the DNC: If one of the DNC mods says something blatantly false, it's now true anyway.
(There aren't actually enough 4 wins, so about half of them are "characters that showed up in LMS at some point we know people will either like or be pissed off at us for including". If it makes you feel better, you can include the joke tag team fight and rock's savage murdering of Cyan in the back alley after last week's fight to count as victories for him.) -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:05, November 1, 2015 (UTC)
The tag team fight was fight 4. ScatheMote 22:42, November 1, 2015 (UTC)

Week 370: Last Man Standing Round 99: Graduate Sympathy Week: Cyan vs Scholar[edit source]

Cyan SD Art.png LMS Icon.png Chocobo Scholar.png
CHAMPION
CYAN GARAMONDE
FINAL FANTASY VI
DEFEAT
12-9.5
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
SCHOLAR
A COUPLE OF FINAL FANTASIES I GUESS
VICTOR
12-9.5
Studying paid off this week for our noble Chocobo Scholar, who graduated from Chocobo College and has now been sent into a vicious, unforgiving job market.

As is customary, a samurai will be his job interview.

Votes for Cyan[edit source]

  1. Sorry Jim, I can't resist voting for FFVI, or trolling you.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 02:10, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  2. I have a feeling the chocobo is just there for popularity reasons. I saw through you ruse Pzykosiz (talk) 12:56, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Thou don't not vote for Cyan ThePhoenixDown (talk) 14:36, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I'll go with the guy that happened to have "Bushido in the Bedroom" amongst his belongings. Crashb2007 (talk) 17:49, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Cyan is a great character with poor story execution after initial addition to the game. Still he did have a few character growth moments but after his initial scenes nothing more needed to be said. -- Ffgamesftw (talk) 00:31, October 20, 2015 (UTC)
  6. As much as I love chickens, I wouldn't count on a scholar to fight a war. Berani00 (talk) 07:09, October 20, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Mr. Thou shalt win this again! PookaMustard 20:36, October 20, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Señor Tú Fëasindë Peth 01:12, October 25, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 31.200.164.246 13:18, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Luckily for Cyan, his competitor's name is Scholar and NOT Chocobo Scholar. Otherwise, this vote would go the other way! 68.4.122.130 23:39, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  3. 89.126.1.180 04:53, October 25, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Scholar[edit source]

  1. Stay salty, friends Cat (meowhunt) 02:14, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Not Cyan. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 02:48, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  3. I... I just can't resist. I must vote for the Chocobo Scholar. King of Noobs 03:17, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  4. cause i'm as scrub at SCH as cat is Hexed 08:46, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Go Choco go! Armageddon11 (talk) 12:28, October 19, 2015 (UTC)
  6. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WARSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! --BlueHighwind 00:32, October 21, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I'd love to vote for Cyan, I think he's one of the coolest characters, but I have a sentimental attachment to the Scholar and the picture of the Chocobo Scholar melts my heart.Free bird (talk) 01:24, October 21, 2015 (UTC)
  8. The Chocobo College has got an amazing campus. It's full of Gysahl Green fields! GoldenChocobo 13:40, October 24, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Scholars are awesome. Chocobos are awesome. A Chocobo Scholar is something I can't not vote for. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:05, October 25, 2015 (UTC)
  10. I was summoned. Like Chocobos in one of these games or other, right? --ShirubaKurono Dissicon ff13 Lig3.png 01:31, October 25, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Chocobo Scholars. Mierna 19:01, October 25, 2015 (UTC)
  12. Anything but Cyan, really. Jimcloud 05:36, October 26, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Chocobo Scholars definitely exist, where do you think we got the image from? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:55, October 20, 2015 (UTC)

Aw man, it's all tied up! Crashb2007 (talk) 22:35, October 21, 2015 (UTC)

So, is this when I note that due to LMS 100 plans, we'll probably be throwing out the winner of this match anyway? :D -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:49, October 26, 2015 (UTC)

Week 369: Hitting The Books Week: Scholar vs Arithmetician[edit source]

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VICTOR
Scholar
11 to 5
Books. You read them, learn something, and then savagely murder people with them. VICTOR
Scholar
11 to 5

Votes for Scholar[edit source]

  1. cause i am scrub at fairy Hexed 04:22, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Mierna 05:45, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  3. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 06:49, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I'm a scholar.--Gsurfer04 (talk) 10:50, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  5. maths sucks--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 11:34, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 12:14, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Monterossa (talk) 13:32, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  8. I wanted to see the Martian today but I got home too late. --BlueHighwind 23:26, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  9. I never liked mathematics all that much, I consider myself more of a scholar than an arithmetician.Free bird (talk) 04:09, October 17, 2015 (UTC)
  10. GoldenChocobo 14:03, October 17, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Pichu737 Because fairies doe. Just fairies. Also in FFXIV Tonberries are involved. Tonberries. So good.

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Arithmetician[edit source]

  1. Look at that huge collar. Totally less of a sissy with a more fun to say job name.AnonyMan (talk) 11:30, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Murdering people with science AND magic at the same time. Surely there's laws against this?King of Noobs 12:42, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Arithmeticians can be broken depending how you go about things. Since I am a completionist, this class is good for me. Scholar, I remember it sucking in FFIII, and I remember it sucking in FFTA2. Crashb2007 (talk) 19:00, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I always loved to do some math. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:58, October 17, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Math is the ultimate destroyer. It doesn't care where you are or what you're doing. It's just out for blood. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 23:14, October 18, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Dat mohican...--Gsurfer04 (talk) 10:50, October 13, 2015 (UTC)

There should have been a picture of Maechen dammit! Pzykosiz (talk) 12:18, October 13, 2015 (UTC)

@Results from last match: Oooh! The Glorious Rock may be making a comeback?! King of Noobs 12:44, October 13, 2015 (UTC)

No, it will murder Cyan and then fly off into the sunset. Rock's gotten a bit weird in its older years. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:54, October 13, 2015 (UTC)
Please don't bring back that dadgum rock. It was funny at its debut, but quickly wore out its welcome, in my opinion.Free bird (talk) 04:08, October 17, 2015 (UTC)
THANK YOU, somebody outside of the staff actually understands this for once! *hugs* -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:18, October 17, 2015 (UTC)

Week 368: Last Man Standing Round 98: Hey it's not my fault this time week: Cyan vs Enkidu[edit source]

PFF Cyan Illust.png LMS Icon.png Enkidu-ffvi-ios.png
CHAMPION
CYAN GARAMONDE
FINAL FANTASY VI
Seriously? You're letting Cyan win again? Ew
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
ENKIDU
SOMETHING SOMETHING VOID
What is wrong with you people, don't make me bring back Rock
Alright, so it's Tuesday. Yes, this is true. HOWEVER, yesterday Wikia's servers were undergoing maintenance, so I couldn't update. Like the hand of God shoving me aside, I realized that divine providence had given me a nod. Yes, my perpetual laziness and forgetfulness had been given a go-ahead by Wikia Central themselves. Yes, certainly.

Wait, what's that? Why didn't I update on Sunday? Oh shoot, I just remembered! I left something in the oven. In Mexico. Yes. I'll get back to you.

Votes for Cyan[edit source]

  1. You know Wilson Philips was a pretty okay band. --BlueHighwind 01:10, October 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Now I must vote for that 'stache. King of Noobs 01:48, October 7, 2015 (UTC)
  3. No, Mr Thou is *that* one. Over *there*. Fëasindë Peth 02:05, October 7, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Mister Thou has my vote for sure, though I can't really see why a samurai named after a girly colour be such a badass.Berani00 (talk) 04:50, October 7, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 08:23, October 7, 2015 (UTC)
  6. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 23:26, October 7, 2015 (UTC)
  7. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:08, October 9, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Well, it's Mr. Thou. Mierna 19:06, October 9, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Thou shalt forever win. Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu PFF Chaos Blade Icon.png PFF Highway Star Icon.png 05:42, October 11, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Mr. Thou, thou shalt go. PookaMustard 05:52, October 11, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

68.4.122.130 20:04, October 7, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Enkidu[edit source]

  1. I object to Cyan and I object to his victory over Shantotto. Like, no. Jimcloud 03:23, October 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Sorry Cyan, maybe next time... Crashb2007 (talk) 16:30, October 7, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Hexed 02:41, October 8, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Gilgamesh arrives at the end and kicks Cyan's arse for fighting his companion instead of him.--Gsurfer04 (talk) 14:19, October 8, 2015 (UTC)
  5. GoldenChocobo 13:57, October 10, 2015 (UTC)
  6. JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:55, October 10, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Excuse me, I deliberately left Cyan vs Shantotto in undecided limbo because, ew, no, what is wrong with you people. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:56, October 7, 2015 (UTC)

Pass. Armageddon11 (talk) 23:53, October 7, 2015 (UTC)

Week 367: Comic Relief of the Comic Relief Week: Enkidu vs Typhon[edit source]

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VICTOR
Enkidu
19 to 2.5
Every running gag character needs a running gag assistant to try, and fail, to make their boss look somewhat competent. Today we honor their efforts. Or something. Look, I'm just trying to push out a quick description because apparently I can still have this fight out in time in America-land. VICTOR
Enkidu
19 to 2.5

Votes for Enkidu[edit source]

  1. COME ENKIDU, ITS TOAD, YOUR FAVORITE! Hexed 02:45, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  2. BECAUSE THE DRAGON'S NECK IS THE WORST TRIAL (the XIV version, not this page <3) 8bit 02:52, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  3. because the Dragon's Neck is the worst (this page, not the XIV version) Cat (meowhunt) 03:01, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  4. PFFFFT.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 03:05, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  5. An ally of the great Gilgamesh is an ally of mine. Plus I never saw why Typhon's interesting (SERIOUSLY need to play FFVI when I get the chance...) MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 05:55, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Mierna 05:58, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Because sometime's he's a doggeh~ Armageddon11 (talk) 06:48, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Enkidu's an ally to Gilgamesh. Why would I prefer Typhon, ally of Ultros, when I have Enkidu, ally of Gilgamesh? PookaMustard 09:03, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Enkidoot doot!--Gsurfer04 (talk) 11:09, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Let's see how steep this slope can be. King of Noobs 12:38, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Vote for the green fella. Monterossa (talk) 12:40, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  12. I'd rather have this for a pet than Typhoid Chowder or whatever the hell Enkindu's opponent is.Berani00 (talk) 14:08, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
  13. I can't even do a pity vote. Enikdu's cool Pzykosiz (talk) 00:26, September 30, 2015 (UTC)
  14. Fly Enkidu! I said fly! And that friends, is your weekly Gilgamesh reference, courtesy of me! Crashb2007 (talk) 00:39, September 30, 2015 (UTC)
  15. I don't mind Typhon, but he's not Enkidu.Free bird (talk) 22:48, September 30, 2015 (UTC)
  16. I could never vote for that mongrel over there. </Gilgamesh> --BlueHighwind 23:48, September 30, 2015 (UTC)
  17. Voting for the only one able to call Gilgamesh by the name of "Brother Gil". JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:18, October 3, 2015 (UTC)
  18. Looks like Typhon's being Snorted away. Shadow123367VV icon.png 00:39, October 3, 2015 (UTC)
  19. Enjoy the landslide! GoldenChocobo 12:32, October 3, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Typhon[edit source]

  1. Stopping the shutout because why not. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 12:23, September 30, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Man, I feel kinda sorry for Typhon. Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu PFF Chaos Blade Icon.png PFF Highway Star Icon.png 22:35, October 4, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Never liked Gilgamesh, but Ultros on the other hand... He picks his sidekicks snortingly well! 68.4.228.211 21:29, October 1, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Heh! I swear Typhon has nothing going for him. What, an ally of the obnoxious Ultros who doesn't speak and all he does is Snort around? Would rather pick anyone Gilgamesh befriends! PookaMustard 11:36, September 29, 2015 (UTC)

Well, this became a Curbstomp Battle! Crashb2007 (talk) 00:40, September 30, 2015 (UTC)

I see even a Phoenix Down can't revive Typhon's chances of winning. Armageddon11 (talk) 18:22, October 2, 2015 (UTC)

Aerith's looking more alive than Typhon right now Pzykosiz (talk) 22:58, October 4, 2015 (UTC)

Week 366: Last Man Standing Round 97: Senior Discount Week: Shantotto vs Cyan[edit source]

240a Shantotto.png LMS Icon.png 134a Cyan.png
CHAMPION
SHANTOTTO
FINAL FANTASY XI
Undecided
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
CYAN GARAMONDE
FINAL FANTASY VI
Undecided
Since nobody was keeping count but me, let it be known that Jecht has won his limit of Last Man Standing Rounds. In his place, Shantotto will fight... Cyan Garamonde! I'm beginning to think the RNG has a preference. Regardless, age is just a number to these two wizened combatants! ...Right up until it comes time to cash in that Early Bird Special discount.

Votes for Shantotto[edit source]

  1. Mierna 05:51, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Mr. Thou, they say? Stop speaking in such an old fashioned way. King of Noobs 13:28, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Armageddon11 (talk) 17:01, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  4. If you get drunk Shantotto can be hot. If you get drunk Cyan still is a dude. --BlueHighwind 22:36, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Opposing Shantotto is the one called Mr. Thou? / Will I vote for him? No, and how! Cat (meowhunt) 04:03, September 22, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Free bird (talk) 01:43, September 23, 2015 (UTC)
  7. OK seriously what the fuck is going on here. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:00, September 23, 2015 (UTC)
  8. GoldenChocobo 15:35, September 26, 2015 (UTC)
  9. You may think that you've won, but this fight has just begun, OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:38, September 27, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Cyan[edit source]

  1. Thou wilt not win this battle! Ready thy weapons! PookaMustard 09:39, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Pzykosiz (talk) 10:46, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  3. F**k you, Shanty! This is C-Dog. A classy great guy, and baddest Samurai in FF, from before Japan turned Samurai into soft brooding pretty boys and/or equally soft sexed-up up little girls.AnonyMan (talk) 11:12, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  4. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:36, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  5. At least he does not have that annoying laugh that Shan-shorty here does. I will give him some leeway here. Crashb2007 (talk) 22:34, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  6. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 12:19, September 22, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Monterossa (talk) 15:02, September 22, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Luacas (talk) 01:44, September 24, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Monsieur Tu Fëasindë Peth 21:18, September 24, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Shantotto is no match for Psycho Cyan!--Ffgamesftw (talk) 21:03, September 25, 2015 (UTC)
  11. His name is one of my favorite colors. Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 23:42, September 25, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

A vote here for Mr. Thou! 68.4.228.211 20:03, September 21, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

People around here stop hating on Cyan for basically no reason? I swear it seemed like they did years ago. Which baffled me. AnonyMan (talk) 11:20, September 21, 2015 (UTC)

I don't hate Cyan. Not a year ago, not today, not tomorrow. I may hate Kefka though! PookaMustard 16:42, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
If there's any person who hate Cyan and suddenly stop hating him, it wouldn't be for no reason. The reason is Shantotto. Monterossa (talk) 15:04, September 22, 2015 (UTC)
I personally really like Cyan. I think his character is often disliked by fans due to Swordtech/Bushido having that charge timer. But if we are to be fair I honestly see Cyan's story as a perfect sudden tragedy. He was on the top of the world, was loved by his community had a wife and kid and was a well respected combatant. Then suddenly in an instant that was all taken from him and not being able to handle the loss momentarily snapped. While I feel they tried to do the same with Freya the drawn out nature of it and also the fact that she started out not really close to her people and a bit of an outcast made it less impactful.--Ffgamesftw (talk) 21:02, September 25, 2015 (UTC)
I see where you come from. Personally, Cyan as a warrior in the usual battles of FF6 differ in how important he is depending on the version of the game in question. On my current run on Android, he was with me for a good deal of time. On any other version I probably forgot about him as soon as I had a party of Celes, Terra, Edgar and Sabin. However, yes. Being on top of the world and having all of that get taken away from him because the most important fool in the empire took advantage of Leo's absence, who fought fair and square, is quite heartbreaking. I definitely agree.

Week 365: Guest Speaker Week: Ultimecia vs Shantotto[edit source]

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VICTOR
Shantotto
12 to 11
To help us talk about mages with ego/The great bard, Faethin, our dear amigo/Has come, hands bearing some fantastic work/Regarding the characters with odd quirks.


What's this? A purported contender makes her way unto me?
And she dares smile and make her sneer visible, I see.
Fool! She made no reflexion before deciding to become a challenger
Well then!
It is up to me to teach a lesson to this sorceress, this witch, obsessed with the calendar
You see, no amount of odd inflection, and no amount of strange dilection
Can help the lesson of which you shall be the receiver
And yet, how odd and fascinating! How queer and captivating,
That you portray my defeat at the hands of your pretty little Griever!
Will your beauty or your speech prove to be of mine a peer?
How silly! Of course not! Now is the time to make you *disappear*
Into the void you oh-so-crave, sorceress, akcent and everything!
Get ready then, for the tangles of the plot around you are at length unravelling!
Ohohohohohoho!~

VICTOR
Shantotto
12 to 11

Votes for Ultimecia[edit source]

  1. Only cause I can stand her voice more than Shantotto. But that's cause I'm a sucker for sexy, husky voices :) MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 05:44, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Monterossa (talk) 07:57, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Can not stand Shantotto. So annoying. Shadow123367VV icon.png 12:01, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  4. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 12:09, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Klaming this kalamitous and katastrophic duel, it's easy to judge who is the bigger fool. The blitzball shall fail and whine, against the superior sorceress of time! Vapor Rub (talk) 16:54, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  6. For The Extreme! Mierna 19:57, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:41, September 16, 2015 (UTC)
  8. All hail the new flesh. --BlueHighwind 02:18, September 19, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Shantotto is so goddamn obnoxious. DatGamerOnFiya FF4PSP-CecilPSprite.pngFF4PSP-RydiaSprite.pngFF4PSP-RosaSprite.pngFF4PSP-KainSprite.pngFF4PSP-EdgeSprite.pngStatus Equipment 03:05, September 19, 2015 (UTC)
  10. If you have anyone else who will replace Cs with Ks in a Final Fantasy game, and mess with the events while she sits there, let me know. PookaMustard 22:21, September 20, 2015 (UTC)
  11. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:52, September 21, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Shantotto[edit source]

  1. A mishap and a mistake for the ages: Never underestimate short, bossy, mages!Fëasindë Peth 04:36, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Armageddon11 (talk) 08:34, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Great boss fight aside. Ultimecia isn't anywhere near as entertaining or clever as Shanty. I may hate FFXI but it's bore cool kats.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:11, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  4. King of Noobs 12:39, September 15, 2015 (UTC)
  5. As Bartz would say, "Gotta be careful not to trip over you!" Crashb2007 (talk) 19:40, September 16, 2015 (UTC)
  6. I love both of these characters, but I can't resist the rhyme and rhythmic tone of Shantotto! I would like to see Ultimecia in future LMS contests, however.Free bird (talk) 03:27, September 17, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I haven't even played XI and I prefer Shantotto.--Gsurfer04 (talk) 14:47, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
  8. DrakeyC (talk) 03:53, September 19, 2015 (UTC)
  9. GoldenChocobo 16:39, September 19, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Mayhap defeat results in this fight / But I will make sure to set things right / Once again the Taru will ascend / LMS champs, she will maim and mend Cat (meowhunt) 23:51, September 20, 2015 (UTC)
  11. It looks like the votes are tied. Oh wait, it looks like I lied! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~ ScatheMote 00:29, September 21, 2015 (UTC)
  12. *Rhymes in your general direction* -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 01:01, September 21, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

That fight description... simply glorious. King of Noobs 12:39, September 15, 2015 (UTC)

I second that, I have a deep-seated admiration for the creativity and cleverness.Free bird (talk) 03:29, September 17, 2015 (UTC)

Geez, so many ties... Crashb2007 (talk) 14:58, September 20, 2015 (UTC)

clearly no one worthy of fighting the mighty JECHT!!!! Pzykosiz (talk) 00:25, September 21, 2015 (UTC)

Week 364: Last Man Standing Round 96: Manliness Week: Jecht vs Kain[edit source]

Dissidia Jecht.png LMS Icon.png Kain (Dissidia 012).png
CHAMPION
JECHT
FINAL FANTASY X
VICTOR
11.5-10
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
KAIN HIGHWIND
FINAL FANTASY IV
DEFEAT
11.5-10
Let it be known, that whoever wins here, they WILL kick your ass, because THEY'RE THE BEST.

Votes for Manly Chest[edit source]

  1. I can take both of these newbs. --BlueHighwind 00:30, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Pzykosiz (talk) 01:37, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  3. He's ACTUALLY cool and did things and he can swim really well. He ALSO has the MANLYer voice...except it fits.AnonyMan (talk) 03:34, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I know it's going to be a tough choice despite the last landslide of a fight, but my vote goes to Chuck Norris the barbarian here. Berani00 (talk) 07:44, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  5. King of Noobs 12:42, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  6. You can't do it, kid!--Gsurfer04 (talk) 13:08, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Armageddon11 (talk) 16:17, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  8. The HGX (talk) 00:40, September 11, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Dang, that's one big...sword --TeaTime (talk) 03:06, September 11, 2015 (UTC)
  10. I hate you, dad! Monterossa (talk) 03:42, September 11, 2015 (UTC)
  11. GoldenChocobo 13:51, September 12, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

68.4.228.211 23:50, September 8, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Manly Voice[edit source]

  1. Of course not, I offer yours. Mierna 00:45, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  2. something something le kain norris meme Cat (meowhunt) 02:02, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Hexed 03:41, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
  4. He's about to teach you pathetic mockeries the difference between you, and a real man! MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 05:43, September 9, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Dropping my vote on this badass here! Crashb2007 (talk) 21:46, September 9, 2015 (UTC)
  6. -- Shadow123367VV icon.png 22:12, September 10, 2015 (UTC)
  7. This is a vote for Liam O'Brien! TMG- Why? (talk) 10:36, September 11, 2015 (UTC)
  8. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:58, September 13, 2015 (UTC)
  9. No vote for the alcoholic today. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 09:00, September 14, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Kain. Always Kain.User:GenBoltUser talk:GenBolt 23:54, September 14, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Sin is nothing but Kain Highwind's pet goldfish. Fëasindë Peth 21:30, September 15, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Yes, yes, I know, we used Dissidia artwork last LMS fight. I don't care. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:26, September 8, 2015 (UTC)

You're a monster. --BlueHighwind 00:41, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
you're the monster, how dare you deprive Liam O'Brien of the win he clearly deserved Pzykosiz (talk) 01:38, September 8, 2015 (UTC)
You're... mom is a monster! --BlueHighwind 23:08, September 9, 2015 (UTC)
you hurt my feelings now. i'm gonna tell the mods Pzykosiz (talk) 04:36, September 10, 2015 (UTC)
k BH is banned from the Peanut Gallery for three seconds for using the wrong "your" form. idc about your feelings tho Cat (meowhunt) 04:42, September 10, 2015 (UTC)
Make me. --BlueHighwind 23:04, September 10, 2015 (UTC)
Aww, and I brought a table and chair to have the others place their bets on who would win :( MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 07:56, September 10, 2015 (UTC)
←Fight fight fight! (Kiss kiss kiss!) King of Noobs 12:33, September 12, 2015 (UTC)
pls no. to both of those things. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 06:40, September 13, 2015 (UTC)
but i'm such a good kisser Pzykosiz (talk) 22:45, September 13, 2015 (UTC)

Week 363: Eargasm Week: Kain vs Caius[edit source]

Kain DS CG Render.png
DNC Versus.png
Caius Render FFXIII-2.png
VICTOR
Draw (sans Caius)
11-2-11
These people have a lot of things to say, and to be honest, I don't really care that much.

But for the love of God, keep them talking. Keep them talking all day long.

VICTOR
Draw (sans Caius)
11-2-11

Votes for Kain[edit source]

  1. My d4 said to vote here, so here I vote. King of Noobs 12:39, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  2. lmao no contest--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:00, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  3. I think that one line in Dissidia 012 sold me on that note. Crashb2007 (talk) 17:54, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I owe Caius much, but not so much that I'd soil the dragoon's name in his. Mierna 21:10, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  5. I've never played any game in the FFXIII series, yet, and although Caius seems like a cool villain, I think Kain to be more of a legend in the franchise.Free bird (talk) 22:47, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Think he kinda sucks and still don't get all his adoration but I'm not that petty...most of the time.AnonyMan (talk) 01:53, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
  7. is this even a contest? Hexed 02:27, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Four words; Batman as a knight. That is all Berani00 (talk) 09:09, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Armageddon11 (talk) 21:45, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
  10. I'll take the dragoon over most others. Double Jump! Luacas (talk) 10:08, September 4, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Tia's baby is going to grow up so handsome. --BlueHighwind 00:04, September 8, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Caius[edit source]

  1. Choosing between a guy who want to steal his best friend's girlfriend, and another guy who stole his best friend's underage girlfriend? I choose the creepier one. Monterossa (talk) 15:59, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  2. THE GODDESS IS DEAD!--Gsurfer04 (talk) 13:08, September 1, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I consider it surprising not that this fight got updated three hours late, but that I updated it at all. Go me. Jimcloud 07:25, August 31, 2015 (UTC)

Is it just a coincidence that they both have a purple and black colour scheme?--Gsurfer04 (talk) 16:12, September 1, 2015 (UTC)

Not at all. Those are some of the colors you use when you want to make "cool" characters. Loll.AnonyMan (talk) 23:15, September 1, 2015 (UTC)

So question... if Liam O'Brien wins, what does that mean for the next fight of Last Man Standing? King of Noobs 19:20, September 3, 2015 (UTC)

As much as I love the fact that Liam managed to tie with Kain, I'm pretty sure he's not eligible for LMS. So Kain goes forward. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:26, September 8, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Liam O'Brien[edit source]

  1. Look, you're trying to make me choose between Liam O'Brien and Liam O'Brien, this seems like the best solution. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:01, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Do I need a reason to say why I'm here? Of course not :P MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 15:55, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  3. ...Well-played. Jimcloud 16:47, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I can't bear to vote for either of them Pzykosiz (talk) 23:01, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  5. duh C A T U S E 05:35, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Well... --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 09:30, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I'll just leave my vote here...Shadow123367VV icon.png 04:59, September 2, 2015 (UTC)
  8. This seems like a good idea! Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 20:23, September 2, 2015 (UTC)
  9. This is probably the only chance to vote for a voice actor. GoldenChocobo 14:13, September 5, 2015 (UTC)
  10. I'm just curious to what will happen if he wins. JC Holy Knight (talk) 02:10, September 6, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Liam is such an amazing VA! TMG- Why? (talk) 11:49, September 6, 2015 (UTC)

Week 362: Last Man Standing Round 95: Eke a Weak Bleak Week: Jecht vs Cloud of Darkness[edit source]

Dissidia Jecht.png LMS Icon.png Cloud of darkness.png
CHAMPION
JECHT
FINAL FANTASY X
VICTORY - 10.5 TO 7
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
GIANT SPACE FLEA
FROM NOWHERE
DEFEAT - 10.5 TO 7
This is a fight between Jecht and Cloud of Darkness.

Oh, you wanted more than that? You wanted more fight blurb than that? Let me tell you a story. You don't know how good you kids have it. Back in my day, you didn't even have a fight description. No, there was only a rock with a few scribbles on it. Actually, there weren't even two characters in the fight. Hell, there wasn't even a fight. There was only a rock with scribbles. That was your lunch. It was the only thing they would give you, even though you had walked to school uphill both ways in the snow, pouring rain, and summer heat. So you were hungry, and this was the first thing you had to eat after the big toe of Uncle Frank last week. So you take a bite of the rock. It would break your teeth, but of course all of your teeth have rotted out by now. We didn't have dentures back then, naturally. No, we only had sardines. So we would put the sardines in you in your gums, tail first of course (it would be barbaric any other way). The sardines would be screaming and crying out in anger when you take the bite of the rock, but that's just a part of life. Anyway, that reminds of when the velociraptors attacked in '78. I'll tell you about that some other time, if you're good.

Votes for Jecht[edit source]

  1. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 22:19, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Pzykosiz (talk) 22:26, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Jecht Punch all the things, even the "lady" things. King of Noobs 23:14, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Mierna 00:56, August 25, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Only Chaos warrior who doesn't fight like a bitch. He likes to use his name as a prefix to his move names.AnonyMan (talk) 03:34, August 25, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Jecht, all the way. He has a better playstyle than Spam of Suffering No. 2 over there (and I know some of you know what I'm talking about) MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 05:11, August 25, 2015 (UTC)
  7. For a dude the party meets once at the end of the game he actually has one of the best character arcs in all of Final Fantasy. Armageddon11 (talk) 19:08, August 27, 2015 (UTC)
  8. I hope this doesn't hurt the feelings of any girl power people on this wiki, but for badassery's sake, I'd really want to see the Cloud of Darkness getting obliterated by the Ject Shot!Berani00 (talk) 06:33, August 29, 2015 (UTC)
  9. All Hail Bronzed God! Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 14:19, August 30, 2015 (UTC)
  10. AHM THE BEST! --Gsurfer04 (talk) 22:54, August 30, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. I guess seafood soup WAS on the menu for Cloud of Darkness :C Well, my vote is for the guy punishing the one who messed with the octopus!68.4.228.211 09:02, August 26, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Cloud of Darkness[edit source]

  1. I am the nightmare that made you run to your mommy in tears. I am the shadow hiding in the basement that follows you up the steps. I am the hand grasping the boob. --BlueHighwind 22:21, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Merp... Crashb2007 (talk) 22:56, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
  3. As long as it's not her green-skin form. Monterossa (talk) 01:30, August 25, 2015 (UTC)
  4. zero form particle beam pls C A T U S E 01:31, August 25, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Tough one, but I think I'll take the sexy tentacle lady over the muscly dude... This time.Shadow123367VV icon.png 22:37, August 25, 2015 (UTC)
  6. I'm voting here because there is only one character arc in this series, and his game is on this side. JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:17, August 27, 2015 (UTC)
  7. GoldenChocobo 13:03, August 29, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

are we in need of putting scathe in a home? Pzykosiz (talk) 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)

OK, so, I picked the previous fight despite it having more votes against then for in the nom page, and now all I can say is the people who claimed that it would be an Ultros landslide can SUCK IT! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:31, August 24, 2015 (UTC)

Though at first, I thought it was going to be a landslide, but seeing the results are a bit shocking. Maybe it is the fanservice? Crashb2007 (talk) 23:07, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
Dissidia's really helped increase the popularity of everone involved with it. Or people like to have a good joke.AnonyMan (talk) 03:11, August 25, 2015 (UTC)

This should be renamed to the battle of backgrounds with black text that hurt your eyes.Shadow123367VV icon.png 22:38, August 25, 2015 (UTC)

I want clothing that can fondle me too, just like Cloud of Darkness has. Anybody know from what horrifying non-Euclidean dimension of pure insanity she got that dress? --BlueHighwind 23:25, August 27, 2015 (UTC)

Retro JCPenney maybe? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:38, August 28, 2015 (UTC)

Week 361: Super Fun Time Week: Cloud of Darkness vs Ultros[edit source]

Theatrhythm CC Cloud of Darkness.png
DNC Versus.png
Theatrhythm Ultros.png
VICTOR
Cloud of Darkness
9.5 to 8.5
If you want to know what makes this a super fun time, go ask your... actually your parents probably won't know, go ask DrakeyC. VICTOR
Cloud of Darkness
9.5 to 8.5

Votes for the Cloud of Darkness[edit source]

  1. i for one enjoy my anime tiddy with green and tentacle Hexed 01:23, August 18, 2015 (UTC)
  2. I am not going to say a word about this, alright? Crashb2007 (talk) 07:47, August 18, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Armageddon11 (talk) 09:39, August 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:56, August 19, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Only cause Laura Bailey voiced her in Dissidia. And that lady's voice is FIIIIINNNNEEE.... MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 05:03, August 19, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Luacas (talk) 00:38, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
  7. --Shadow123367VV icon.png 22:54, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Free bird (talk) 15:19, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
  9. The first Cloud in the series. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:09, August 23, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. As much as i love Ultros, He hasn't really got the same scale of power as the Cloud has. Cloud of darkness is on a whole different level.--50.160.239.40 00:45, August 23, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Ultros[edit source]

  1. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 23:18, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Don't tease the octopus, kids! Mierna 07:26, August 18, 2015 (UTC)
  3. King of Noobs 15:07, August 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Ultros is more fun in its original game, in Dissidia and in FFXIV. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 19:12, August 19, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Sadly he's not appearing in FFXV. Monterossa (talk) 19:29, August 19, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Because it's lame and voiced by Laura Bailey instead of Tim Curry. Ultros is a lot more entertaining even if he's just a minor baddie.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:14, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I really enjoyed the movie "Avengers: Age of Ultros". GoldenChocobo 14:32, August 22, 2015 (UTC)
  8. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 01:07, August 23, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. "Seafood soup is NOT on the menu!" Well, in some restaurants, it is; it literally says "seafood soup", haha. Always funny when that happens! 68.4.228.211 20:58, August 20, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Well, since I was called upon - tada! DrakeyC (talk) 00:56, August 23, 2015 (UTC)

It seems he really likes to face green-haired women. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:30, August 23, 2015 (UTC)
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