Week 360: The Entire Lalafell Race vs Atomos[edit source]

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Greetings, (scrub)lords and (scrub)ladies of the Final Fantasy Wiki.

This week, with a fight brought to you by The Prettiest Princess of Metal, due to Jimcloud signing a contract in scrub saying that she herself is a scrublady. Therefore I am bringing you the truest of battle royales, the entire race of satanic potatoes vs the devourer of all things (including satanic potatoes), Atomos! Regardless of the outcome, there will be blood, scubbery and waifus.


Votes for Satanic Midgets[edit source]

  1. Please don't eat me. I will craft for hugs. ; ; — YuanSalut 11:07, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Lalafells want to build a wall to keep out Doman and Ala Mhigan illegals who are threatening the Ul'dahn economy and inciting race riots #Lolorito2016 C A T U S E 13:53, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. I vote for cuteness. Evil cuteness, yes, but still cuteness. King of Noobs 18:01, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I have a dream about falling down a pit, and letting thousands of loli anime babies cover me. As I drown in cuteness. --BlueHighwind 01:11, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  5. I'm not into vore. But I guess Atomos would still eat me regardless... Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 07:46, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 08:21, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Atomos is a cunt.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 22:00, August 14, 2015 (UTC) Rude!
  8. GoldenChocobo 11:50, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  9. I hated fighting Atmos in FFV. So, I will be siding with the puntable midgets... Crashb2007 (talk) 18:57, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  10. I'm pretty sure that through all the bullshit I've been healed through by lalas they deserve this. Hexed 01:41, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Ha ha! Surprise side change. Except I'm striking out Techno's vote for that incredibly rude word. Crap. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:10, August 12, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for At-nom-os[edit source]

  1. I want to score a field goal with a lalafell. Monterossa (talk) 13:21, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Free bird (talk) 23:10, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. --Juicy Boy (talk) 02:15, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Mierna 05:32, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Lalafell love hiding themselves under my skirt - that's too evil for my taste. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 06:46, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Luacas (talk) 08:15, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  7. ...Shadow123367VV icon.png 20:17, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Because it's always fun to see just how much coordination and shouting it takes for some people to stand on some glowing platforms. 06:59, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  9. It seems I'll be the one to eliminate the entire cute race of this fight, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:17, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  10. For the clever boss fight in FFV. A game filled with clever boss fights.AnonyMan (talk) 11:14, August 17, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I've been lugging around gigantic textbooks and watching patronizing college prep videos all day. Call it a moment of weakness. Jimcloud 03:13, August 12, 2015 (UTC)

seriously the punchline of every FATE description is "it eats lalafells" -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:14, August 12, 2015 (UTC)

I can't believe Lalafels are catching up.Shadow123367VV icon.png 06:56, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

Hm, I am not a psychologist, but I feel that if this is your belief, Techno, it may explain why you will never get laid. 06:59, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

Well played.
Also, I do not miss the glowing platforms.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 07:09, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

Whoops, I forgot I was not logged on at the time I voted (damn CCleaner of mine). Am I allowed to vote still for this week or am I DQ'ed? Crashb2007 (talk) 07:20, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

This happens all the time, put your vote back up. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:47, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

Please don't feed me to Atomos. :( — YuanSalut 01:28, August 17, 2015 (UTC)

Update tomorrow, unless another DNC member wants to jump in, because I'm too tired to bother. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:43, August 17, 2015 (UTC)

Week 359: Semana del Pirata: Jecht v. Pirate[edit source]

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Jecht, by an amount

Yo tengo uno granado.

Thus ends my Spanish ability.

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled program. And by regularly scheduled, I mean scheduled a day after it is scheduled. So all is as it should be I guess.

Jecht, by an amount

Votes for JECHT (Job Essentially Comprises 'Hate for Tidus')[edit source]

  1. Wow, did Jecht get like ten times more handsome or is it just me? --BlueHighwind 00:25, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  2. I hate Tidus.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 00:44, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Jecht is best husbando Hexed 02:13, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Jecht esta mehor que un bandito.Free bird (talk) 02:58, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. He looks like that guy from Road to El Dorado Pzykosiz (talk) 05:01, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  6. ^And I LOVE that movie. Good enough to vote Jecht for me.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:21, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Shadow123367VV icon.png 13:35, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Yeah... tough choice. Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 14:17, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Jecht was a good father. DatGamerOnFiya FF4PSP-CecilPSprite.pngFF4PSP-RydiaSprite.pngFF4PSP-RosaSprite.pngFF4PSP-KainSprite.pngFF4PSP-EdgeSprite.pngStatus Equipment
  10. King of Noobs 01:53, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
  11. On second thought, that pirate does not have honor!Crashb2007 (talk) 07:49, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
  12. 'Hate for Tidus' sounds right to me. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 08:28, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
  13. Armageddon11 (talk) 10:14, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
  14. Easily predictable landslide. GoldenChocobo 11:18, August 8, 2015 (UTC)
  15. To quote GamingSins (I think they said it first): He is God-mwah-LLLLLIKE. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:15, August 8, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source] 21:59, August 4, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for PIRATE (Plundering Is Rad And Totally Extreme)[edit source]

  1. Down with the ship. Mierna 03:41, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Pity vote. JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:47, August 9, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

(Looks around the area, all confused.) The heck is this? This fight's been around for a week and NO comments in the Peanut Gallery? Are we all just out of things to say after Scathe vs. Mexico, or what? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:17, August 8, 2015 (UTC)

This fight is just so embarrassingly one-sided that people wanted to vote and let it be over as quickly as possible.Shadow123367VV icon.png 00:07, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
I told Scathe he could pick which of the previous two fights counted for LMS, it's his fault he didn't pick himself over a generic pirate. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 01:39, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
...Could we have gotten away with voting against one of those in charge of the DNC? King of Noobs 21:44, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
Nobody who voted for Mexico got banned.

Yet. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:46, August 10, 2015 (UTC)

Week 358: ScatheMote vs Mexico[edit source]

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Just before update day, we received some terrible news. Scathe, who was due to update this week, has somehow gotten himself trapped in Mexico and can't update. And so, we are holding tribute to him in the only way I know how.

NOTE: LMS resumes next week. I'm keeping the last fight open in case people want more pirate action.


Votes for Our Lord, Ser ScatheMote of the Wiki Triumvirate[edit source]

  1. I believe in you Scathe.Keltainentoukokuu (talk) 14:34, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Ave Scathus? Jimcloud 15:17, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. King of Noobs 19:20, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Scathe has now successfully escaped Mexico, so I think that settles that. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:57, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  5. you better still have that heroin i asked you smuggle in Pzykosiz (talk) 13:03, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  6. scathe survived mexico, much like how mexico never survives castille Hexed 15:04, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I don't know what I'm doing Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 20:29, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  8. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:33, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
  9. There are many questionable things I could say here, but I shall be good and not say them. 23:19, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Every joke I could make preemptively leaves a sour taste in my mouth :/ Armageddon11 (talk) 23:44, August 3, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Mexico[edit source]

  1. ¡Viva México! ...or something, my Spanish is shit C A T U S E 03:30, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. LUCHA LIBRE above all else! Sorry, Scathe. --AnonyMan (talk) 11:21, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Mierna 17:49, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  4. HEY, SENORITA, TE QUIRAS MUCHO TEQUILAS? AY AY AY! (Going for max racism here.) --BlueHighwind 23:27, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Sombreros are cool and comfortable! GoldenChocobo 08:39, August 2, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Noodle incident proof ft. cleavage spambot C A T U S E 03:30, July 27, 2015 (UTC)

Might wanna edit out that username in the titlebar there. Just in case you missed it. Shadow123367VV icon.png 08:53, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
The name in the title bar is Cat's screen name, and considering how much he uses it in social media he isn't trying to hide it. Scathe, on the other hand, uses his real name on Skype, and we wouldn't distribute that without his permission. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:02, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
All you have to do is search the username to find the name he's currently using. I assumed that since he hid that (top left), he'd want his username hidden too. Shadow123367VV icon.png 09:57, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
The name on the top left (next to the Billy Joel lyrics) is my real name; aloofabacus, like SCM said, is known by pretty much everyone on the wiki to be me, and you could use it to stalk me on social media, there's not a whole lot to find there, unless you care about trolling and competitive running. C A T U S E 16:44, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
I know... Which is the reason I said it. I found your real name simply by searching your skype username. What I'm saying is, that because you hid that I assumed you wanted to hide your username too. Either way it doesn't really bother me. o.o Shadow123367VV icon.png 09:05, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
I see. 23:19, August 2, 2015 (UTC)

I'm not sure who to vote for, mainly cause I dunno which one will gimme some empanadas, chimichangas and quesadillas... MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 16:30, August 2, 2015 (UTC)

Week 357: Actually A Pirate Week: Pirate v. Pirate[edit source]

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Shiver me timbers! The good ship DNC has been beset by two ships of murderous pirates at once! It looks like we will have to surrender, but which group will plunder our booty, and which will walk the plank? know, pirates kinda suck in these games, I mean, come on, is 90 HP the best you can do?


Votes for Classic Pirate[edit source]

  1. Lay aboard, lads! Mierna 06:41, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Whoever I vote will lose anyway. So I just jinxed this geezer.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 09:42, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:18, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Ok, I'll play along.Free bird (talk) 03:13, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. Armageddon11 (talk) 09:01, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
  6. The ORIGINAL pirate. Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 20:41, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Doesn't look like an oaf. Shadow123367VV icon.png 02:52, July 25, 2015 (UTC)

Stowaway Votes[edit source]

Votes for Slightly Less Classic Pirate[edit source]

  1. Bigger is better. C A T U S E 07:03, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Yar me harties. Want ta take a closer look at me sword? King of Noobs 13:18, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
  3. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 08:21, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
  4. It's everything I've ever dreamed of, only somehow more arousing. --BlueHighwind 23:54, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
  5. This pirate looks more orcish... so... Dammit! Can't say that here...Crashb2007 (talk) 03:38, July 22, 2015 (UTC)
  6. GoldenChocobo 14:05, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I'd be happy to tie this fight. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:45, July 26, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Bigger sword.Keltainentoukokuu (talk) 01:46, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Just being sure that the Curse of the Techno continues to endure. 23:19, August 2, 2015 (UTC)

Stowaway Votes[edit source]

Parrot Gallery[edit source]

Oh come on, we update late and people are voting and snarking at us instantly, but I update on time and nothing happens. Why do we even try to do it on time then? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 06:15, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES! That is all I have to say. Mierna 06:38, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

I'd just like to draw attention to the fact that 2 weeks ago the FI was totally pirate related. I timed it with the DNC and everything! But 2 weeks later, and we're still doing pirate DNC fights for some reason. Well, I don't have any more good pirate pictures, so RIP super coordination fun times. C A T U S E 07:03, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

MiniMog is totally a secret pirate. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:48, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

I'm already looking forward to the next DNC fight if it's another pirate week - what about Faris vs. Merlwyb then? --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 08:21, July 21, 2015 (UTC)

Faris Vs. Balthier would be the best way to end Pirate month or however long this is going on for. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:26, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
I, for one do second that! Would be awesome to see where they both stand. Crashb2007 (talk) 19:32, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
we did already, Faris won Pzykosiz (talk) 23:04, July 26, 2015 (UTC)

Week 356: Last Man Standing Round 94: Sort of a Pirate Week?: Jecht vs. Barret[edit source]

Theatrhythm CC Jecht.png LMS Icon.png Theatrhythm CC Barret.png
Now, this is a fight that could be about two things. It could be a fight about rough father figures who struggle to make the world a better place, even knowing their sacrifice might forever keep them from their children.

Alternatively, it could be a fight about a guy without an arm and a guy who sailed the high seas of Spira. Your choice.

Votes for Jecht[edit source]

  1. What we have here is a man. A manly man. A manly man's manly man. King of Noobs 19:12, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 19:43, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Armageddon11 (talk) 22:38, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Mierna 23:52, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
  5. ... I can't believe people chose Barret over Tifa. I'll vote against barret.. but only because I hate him. Shadow123367VV icon.png 01:06, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
  6. This is a vote for both this guy, and for Tifa... FALCON PUNCH THAT GUY, JECHT!!!MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:49, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:41, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
  8. I feel bad that Barrett is losing in a landslide from the get-go because I love his character, but I think Jecht is a cooler character and thus preventing me from pity-voting.Free bird (talk) 23:43, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Monterossa (talk) 17:40, July 18, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Definitely Jecht. Much better character in my opinion. Luacas (talk) 00:26, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 01:32, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Imagine a fight between Chuck Norris and Mr. T. Now replace them with these two. I probably don't need to explain my vote anymore. 07:45, July 16, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Barret[edit source]

  1. Barret's awesome in my book! Crashb2007 (talk) 21:23, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Box Fade. And dat most pirate of Limit Breaks; running up to an enemy and punching them to death with your free hand.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:30, July 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Captain Barret can't lose this fight in a such horrible way! GoldenChocobo 14:07, July 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I like Jecht a lot, but Barret don't deserve to lose like this. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:42, July 19, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I'm fairly certain that if you sat down, took out a dictionary, and looked up the word "punctual", you would find a picture of... no member of the DNC Committee, that's for darned sure. Jimcloud 17:08, July 13, 2015 (UTC)

What is this punctuality you speak of, and can it be eaten? King of Noobs 19:12, July 13, 2015 (UTC)

No way did she lose... Fuck democracy. Can't trust morons to vote the right character, it seems. I no longer believe in this corrupt system, and in protest, I decline to vote this week!--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 19:28, July 13, 2015 (UTC)

look the guy with a hook hand is obviously going to be better at being almost-a-pirate than the lady with huge jugs -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:00, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
But she does have all that pirate booty Pzykosiz (talk) 07:42, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
Loll. No, she doesn't. People were right for once voting for da' amputee. Of course him losing to a more seafaring character isn't surprising.AnonyMan (talk) 11:22, July 15, 2015 (UTC)
She has a lot of booty, but not pirate booty. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:32, July 15, 2015 (UTC)
Nope, I meant both. Ha Ha!AnonyMan (talk) 13:59, July 15, 2015 (UTC)

Dammit, why am I the only one who voted for Barret? :( Crashb2007 (talk) 05:26, July 15, 2015 (UTC)

Week 355: Almost a Pirate Week: Tifa v. Barret[edit source]

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12 to 11.5
So I wanted to do a FFVII remake hype fight. HOWEVER, it seems that pirates were in high demand. So I decided that it would be best if you got both! Now isn't everyone extremely satisfied with this outcome?

Ahoy mateys, there be two scallywags fighting for the great booty of winning the Pirate's Neck Colosseum. Remember you scurvy dogs, votes in piratese be counting for two points*(not really, but you will win style points and the respect of your peers.). So who be the victor?

12 to 11.5

Votes for Captain Tifa[edit source]

  1. If this gorgeous legend of a character loses this fight, there will be blood shed. THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED. ARRRRR ME HARTIES LET'S GET 'EM LADS.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 01:47, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Monterossa (talk) 02:48, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. She can lead me anywhere, heh heh. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:23, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. She could devour Barret for breakfast. ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 09:21, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  5. I'm still going to demand pirates next week. What is this crap!? Tifa's booty is soiled and floppy. --BlueHighwind 15:01, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  6. I'll keelhaul the lotta ye' Pzykosiz (talk) 22:52, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Nice chest you got there Tifa --Ffgamesftw (talk) 23:20, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  8. She's the better character. I always liked how cool yet caring Tifa was. Not that Barret isn't cool and caring either, but Tifa's just on another level. She's what inspired me to start doing Martial Arts as a kid (I secretly pretended my teacher was Zangan. Lame I know, but I was a kid). Shame that so many fanboys only care about her chest. She's much more than that, to me at least. Dissidiatime
  9. I honestly don't know how anyone could vote for Barret in this matchup. Captain Tifa is at least infinity times better. Shadow123367VV icon.png 17:00, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Arg! tis a vote for the greatest there ever was! ThePhoenixDown (talk) 21:04, July 10, 2015 (UTC)
  11. After long consideration, Tifa would be my preferred pirate. Mierna 07:37, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 01:25, July 7, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Captain Barret[edit source]

  1. H-how the hells did I get such an awful fight? That's balls, I tell ye! C P N   M A D I S O N 01:35, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Unfortunately, I'm required to vote just on account of the vote above mine. Consequently... "sh-shall we parley?" (rough paraphrase, shhh) Jimcloud 02:00, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Any man who has a CANNON for an arm is a better pirate than just about anything else. That is all. King of Noobs 02:43, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. "[11:48] Technobliterator if you vote wrongly please give me your address by email and i will make sure your death is only painful for 5 seconds of it" - Hexed 02:50, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  5. 'Til sea swallows all! — YuanSalut 03:05, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  6. ARRRRRRRRR -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:47, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I would be ok with him as a captain... *smirk* Crashb2007 (talk) 05:46, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Look at that hook. Just LOOK at it! Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 09:52, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  9. HAHAHAHAHA! An adjustable nub arm AND a box fade haircut. That's 1000 levels more in Piarating that the other loser.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:24, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  10. An Amazon girl lives in Dumfries/She only has kids in twos and threes/Her sister lives in Maryhill/She says she won't but I think she will. ScatheMote 20:36, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Armageddon11 (talk) 21:59, July 10, 2015 (UTC)
  12. Barret's Atomic Scissors are really similar to an hook.. GoldenChocobo 13:41, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Hexed: Odd, I would have thought Techno would know his own email. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:34, July 6, 2015 (UTC)

I would have wanted Faris, but she has retired from DNC, so oh well... Crashb2007 (talk) 05:47, July 6, 2015 (UTC)

Welp, looks like lots of people will die to my cutlass. I'll slash their throat and take their women! Arrr!--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 07:29, July 6, 2015 (UTC)

I'd like to see you try and get past my ROBOTIC ATTACK PARROTS.
What? They're parrots, it's pirate-y! Stop staring at me! Arr!. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:50, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
I support this Shadow123367VV icon.png 17:03, July 7, 2015 (UTC)

I accept your challenge Scathe, and have that currently running. What will break first, me or it? King of Noobs 21:27, July 6, 2015 (UTC)

Week 354: Last Man Standing Round 93: Not A Pirate Week: Golbez vs. Jecht[edit source]

Dissidia Golbez.png LMS Icon.png Dissidia Jecht.png
10.5 to 6
10.5 to 6
Look IRC guys, I'm sure everybody would love a pirate week but I can't take suggestions this week. Go bug Scathe next week.

Votes for Golbez[edit source]

  1. What morons voted against Sabin?--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 01:44, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Jecht > Sabin but Golbez > Jecht ;) Shadow123367VV icon.png 08:30, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Shadow Dragons are cool. I like Shadow Dragons. C A T U S E 08:35, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I'm just going to leave this here.... Crashb2007 (talk) 22:47, July 2, 2015 (UTC)
  5. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:21, July 4, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Jecht doesn't have meteor, holy dragon, Fusoya on his side. I'm gonna have to concede victory to Golbez on this one.IronGasoline (talk) 18:32, July 5, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Jecht[edit source]

  1. Jecht is going to be the king of the pirates! Yay! --BlueHighwind 01:44, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
  2. I need that pirate week. Jecht's the closest to it. Mierna 04:32, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Not Golbez. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 10:18, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I like Jecht better than Golbez.Free bird (talk) 22:27, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 23:51, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Jecht would be a much better fake pirate. He lives on a world with more water and is an expert at moving around in it. And he has a gruff look closer to a swashbuckler. AnonyMan (talk) 11:08, July 1, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Topless > Full Body Armor Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 16:42, July 1, 2015 (UTC)
  8. GoldenChocobo 14:24, July 4, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Pirate with a heart of gold perhaps? Or at least it ended up being like that. Luacas (talk) 14:04, July 5, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Monterossa (talk) 14:38, July 5, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 00:17, July 1, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Didn't this happen a while back? Cause I remember having a hard time choosing who to root for since I like them both due to Dissidia. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 03:57, June 30, 2015 (UTC)

Not A Pirate Week? And why the heck do I not see a Zidane manikin here? --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 10:18, June 30, 2015 (UTC)

look when people keep bugging me to make an LMS fight a pirate week on IRC this is what you get. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:02, June 30, 2015 (UTC)

Well crap. Both of these are people who played the line. Not really baddies, not really gooddies. Having a hard time deciding votes again. King of Noobs 12:34, June 30, 2015 (UTC)

Well the most Not a Pirate of these two is Golbez. He'd be useless on a pirate ship other than as a nice heavy anchor. --BlueHighwind 15:32, June 30, 2015 (UTC)

what's the deal with this pirate week, haven't we already had a pirate battle anyway? Pzykosiz (talk) 23:52, June 30, 2015 (UTC)

There's no such thing as too many pirates. Or ninjas. Ninja-pirates on the other hand... King of Noobs 12:49, July 1, 2015 (UTC)

Week 353: Abs Week: Sabin v. Jecht[edit source]

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7.5 - 12
I believe that Penelo said it best... which is not something that I end up saying often, so relish it.

Body like a bronzed god, indeed...

7.5 - 12

Votes for Sabin[edit source]

  1. Go, Mash  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 04:32, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  2. smeksi guys suplex trains. ugly guys play with balls. C A T U S E 04:33, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. He's gonna suplex Jecht's balls, Mashing them in the process. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:23, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Wow, screw you people.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:09, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Personally not a big fan of Jecht and anyone who can Suplex a Train deserves a win Jkaufmann221 (talk) 20:53, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Forgive me for my crimes, Sabin. ScatheMote 22:56, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Hard choice. GoldenChocobo 13:39, June 27, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 21:56, June 24, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Jecht[edit source]

  1. I think Jecht is a shoe-inGet it, Jimcloud? to win. --BlueHighwind 04:32, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Because I have yet to play FFVI, and because Jecht plays like a beast in Dissidia. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 07:38, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. jecht waifu 4 laifu Hexed 10:20, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  4. He's a pretty cool character. Had an interesting playstyle in Dissidia too. He's no one-trick pony. HENSHIN!AnonyMan (talk) 11:14, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  5. quote "I'm the best" Pzykosiz (talk) 12:32, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  6. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 19:48, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Tough choice. However, as impressive as suplexing a train is, Jecht can play Blitzball with meteors. Yeah, gotta go with Jecht. DrakeyC (talk) 22:00, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  8. I think Sabin is one of the coolest characters in FF history, but I like Jecht just a tad better.Free bird (talk) 00:25, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Shadow123367VV icon.png 21:46, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Jecht is so hardcore, he doesn't even need any shoes. I bet his feet are made from Adamantite or something. Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 21:44, June 24, 2015 (UTC)
  11. While Sabin is a powerhouse, I am compelled to vote Jecht because was worthy enough to be in Dissidia '12. That is one tier too high for Sabin to overcome.IronGasoline (talk) 10:40, June 25, 2015 (UTC)
  12. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:02, June 28, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I'm not entirely sure I can vote for this one... Train Suplex or Bronzed God? It's too hard! King of Noobs 12:31, June 22, 2015 (UTC)

uhhhh....... that's what she said ..... hehehe....... i'll let myself out Pzykosiz (talk) 12:32, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
I don't know if I can vote for this one either... this is the first good fight since I first registered my name on Wikia... Crashb2007 (talk) 02:15, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
I'll be here with y'all in the "Votes for Both" space! Mierna 02:57, June 23, 2015 (UTC)

Week 352: Last Man Standing Round 92: Return to Regularly Scheduled Program Week: Golbez v. Caius[edit source]

FFAB Rising Wave - Golbez SR+.png LMS Icon.png FFAB Giga-Graviton - Caius SSR.png
12 to 6
12 to 6
We return to the original broadcasting time of Sundays as close to midnight as possible. Now with 30% more advertisement from Wikia!

We apologize for any inconvenience. We were talking an extra week to celebrate the exit of Selphie from Last Man Standing.

Votes for Golbez[edit source]

  1. DrakeyC (talk) 01:46, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Pffft. *runs back to E3*--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 01:50, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Anyone but Caius. At least I enjoyed Golbez's boss battle because of Rydia! Mierna 02:06, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Having just watched some Batman, I feel inclined to vote for DARKNESS. King of Noobs 02:48, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  5. OK, it seems fate really wants Golbez to be reigning champ. Geez.--Otherarrow (talk) 04:50, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  6. More Golbez love! Crashb2007 (talk) 08:28, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Pzykosiz (talk) 11:23, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  8. He's a schmuck, but he has a cape.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:26, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  9. My third favorite FF villainShadow123367VV icon.png 15:29, June 16, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Caius is a jackass. Golbez at least has a Darth Vader thing going on. --BlueHighwind 15:07, June 18, 2015 (UTC)
  11. I wasn't very fond of Caius at all. Golbez is a lot easier to relate to. Luacas (talk) 13:43, June 19, 2015 (UTC)
  12. Voting for the awesome theme (the first FF villain's theme, if I remember well). JC Holy Knight (talk) 02:04, June 21, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Caius[edit source]

  1. Much as I like The Badass in Black, Caius needs to be in the DMC more. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 03:05, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Golbez should decide whether he is good or evil before he gets my vote. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 13:18, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Golbez is a huge cliche, so does his game. Monterossa (talk) 15:23, June 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I vote again for Gaius Baelsar, I mean Caius Ballad. Con Carne ¡Raggle fraggle! 07:34, June 19, 2015 (UTC)
  5. GoldenChocobo 14:16, June 20, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Not a too big of a fan of the 13 Trilogy. But despite that, I think Caius was a good villain (with amazing voice acting) DissidiaTime

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Someone's preempting their victory. :P King of Noobs 02:47, June 15, 2015 (UTC)

I don't remember Caius being in FFIV. Maybe that's just me Pzykosiz (talk) 07:53, June 16, 2015 (UTC)

You weren't looking hard enough. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 18:02, June 16, 2015 (UTC)

BH, why is Caius a jackass again? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:49, June 19, 2015 (UTC)

How is he not a jackass? --BlueHighwind 04:33, June 22, 2015 (UTC)

Week 351: Sequel Villain Week: Caius v. Shuyin[edit source]

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FFX-2 Artwork Shuyin.png
11.5 to 7
I tried to write a proper description of this but got distracted by the "hooray-Selphie's-out" party. VICTOR
11.5 to 7

Votes for Caius[edit source]

  1. One of da best antagonists. Monterossa (talk) 21:10, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  2. He isn't from X-2  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 22:02, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  3. A greatest character with a great story and a great end! --Con Carne Is that your final answer? 22:27, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. He's a lot better than Bart-whatever his name is at being a villain. Also LIAM O'BRIEN!!! MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:53, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Never played XIII-2, but Shuyin is ridiculous. Oh, and what MechaKaiser says. Liam O'Brien ftw!! --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 08:23, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  6. This is a vote for the color purple. Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 09:37, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  7. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 09:11, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Honestly, XIII-2 is in my top 10 FF games. Shh, it's a secret. Shadow123367VV icon.png 16:22, June 5, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Interesting sword. GoldenChocobo 14:22, June 6, 2015 (UTC)
  10. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:05, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Armageddon11 (talk) 11:41, June 9, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Leah 08:40, June 14, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Shuyin[edit source]

  1. from a game i actually like Hexed 14:08, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Just gonna vote here cause I have no idea who these two are. --Attheshows (talk) 14:14, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  3. You. are. not. Lenne! Mierna 19:52, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Just dropping a vote here... Crashb2007 (talk) 21:37, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Looks FAR less like a jackass.--AnonyMan (talk) 03:17, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  6. not like either of them will win next week Pzykosiz (talk) 08:04, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Well, he is more or less a "template" for Caius; quite a lot of things overlap between the two of them. Also voting for Shuyin because FFX-2 deserves more love than it's given.—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 14:14, June 11, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source] 10:36, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

While making this fight I typo'd and accidentally made Shuyin's side pink instead of yellow. I almost kept it. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 14:07, June 1, 2015 (UTC)

I abstain. I can't vote for either of these jack-offs. --BlueHighwind 14:11, June 1, 2015 (UTC)

This is a fight that I and another suggested, and now it's finally on! W00T! I accomplished.... something. Wait, what do I win again? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:55, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

You win... *drumroll* The ability to gloat about it this week in the Peanut Gallery! Congratulations! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:09, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
Yaaaaaayyyy!!!!! MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:44, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

This is one of those weeks, where if everyone works together, we can kill both of them. lets make sure it's a draw Pzykosiz (talk) 00:59, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

You realize that if that happens I am going to convince Scathe to make next week Caius, Shuyin and Rock vs Golbez, right? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:53, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
i wouldn't mind busting their heads open with a rock Pzykosiz (talk) 12:21, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
Double check where that vs is, buddy. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:51, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
A rock would never compete with the power of DARKNESS. King of Noobs 12:54, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
We are not touching the light switch again. We've still got several potential contestants out with injuries due to blindly stumbling about. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:51, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
And I stubbed my toe on the door! Unforgivable. Jimcloud 15:13, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
Guess this is a bad time to mention, but I was an electrician for six months. I bet I could've brought the lights back on. Or at least flail anything Vaan-shaped at the darkness and hope to hear a Chappelle reference as it leaves the door. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:44, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
Would the light control in this case be a fuse controlled one or breaker controlled?Crashb2007 (talk) 06:48, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
That talk is getting way too technical for this crowd Pzykosiz (talk) 11:10, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
←Probably their attempt to derail the conversation. And judging from how long it takes to fix these things, probably fuse based. Always hard to find the right bad fuse. King of Noobs 12:44, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
No wonder I was stumbling into a desk as I came in. Ouch! Crashb2007 (talk) 21:48, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
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