Week 360: The Entire Lalafell Race vs Atomos[]
VICTOR Tie |
Greetings, (scrub)lords and (scrub)ladies of the Final Fantasy Wiki.
This week, with a fight brought to you by The Prettiest Princess of Metal, due to Jimcloud signing a contract in scrub saying that she herself is a scrublady. Therefore I am bringing you the truest of battle royales, the entire race of satanic potatoes vs the devourer of all things (including satanic potatoes), Atomos! Regardless of the outcome, there will be blood, scubbery and waifus. |
VICTOR Tie | |||
Votes for Satanic Midgets[]
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Votes for At-nom-os[]
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Peanut Gallery[]I've been lugging around gigantic textbooks and watching patronizing college prep videos all day. Call it a moment of weakness. Jimcloud 03:13, August 12, 2015 (UTC) seriously the punchline of every FATE description is "it eats lalafells" -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:14, August 12, 2015 (UTC) I can't believe Lalafels are catching up.Shadow123367 06:56, August 15, 2015 (UTC) Hm, I am not a psychologist, but I feel that if this is your belief, Techno, it may explain why you will never get laid. http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.png 06:59, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
Whoops, I forgot I was not logged on at the time I voted (damn CCleaner of mine). Am I allowed to vote still for this week or am I DQ'ed? Crashb2007 (talk) 07:20, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
Please don't feed me to Atomos. :( — YuanSalut 01:28, August 17, 2015 (UTC) Update tomorrow, unless another DNC member wants to jump in, because I'm too tired to bother. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:43, August 17, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 359: Semana del Pirata: Jecht v. Pirate[]
VICTOR Jecht, by an amount |
Hola.
Yo tengo uno granado. Thus ends my Spanish ability. Welcome back to your regularly scheduled program. And by regularly scheduled, I mean scheduled a day after it is scheduled. So all is as it should be I guess. |
VICTOR Jecht, by an amount | |||
Votes for JECHT (Job Essentially Comprises 'Hate for Tidus')[]
Anonymous Votes[]68.4.228.211 21:59, August 4, 2015 (UTC) |
Votes for PIRATE (Plundering Is Rad And Totally Extreme)[]
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Peanut Gallery[](Looks around the area, all confused.) The heck is this? This fight's been around for a week and NO comments in the Peanut Gallery? Are we all just out of things to say after Scathe vs. Mexico, or what? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:17, August 8, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 358: ScatheMote vs Mexico[]
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VICTOR OF COURSE I WON DON'T NEED TO COUNT |
Just before update day, we received some terrible news. Scathe, who was due to update this week, has somehow gotten himself trapped in Mexico and can't update. And so, we are holding tribute to him in the only way I know how.
NOTE: LMS resumes next week. I'm keeping the last fight open in case people want more pirate action. |
VICTOR OF COURSE I WON DON'T NEED TO COUNT | |||
Votes for Our Lord, Ser ScatheMote of the Wiki Triumvirate[]
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Votes for Mexico[]
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Peanut Gallery[]Noodle incident proof ft. cleavage spambot C A T U S E 03:30, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
I'm not sure who to vote for, mainly cause I dunno which one will gimme some empanadas, chimichangas and quesadillas... MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 16:30, August 2, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 357: Actually A Pirate Week: Pirate v. Pirate[]
VICTOR PIRATE 10-7 |
Shiver me timbers! The good ship DNC has been beset by two ships of murderous pirates at once! It looks like we will have to surrender, but which group will plunder our booty, and which will walk the plank?
...you know, pirates kinda suck in these games, I mean, come on, is 90 HP the best you can do? |
VICTOR PIRATE 10-7 | |||
Votes for Classic Pirate[]
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Votes for Slightly Less Classic Pirate[]
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Parrot Gallery[]Oh come on, we update late and people are voting and snarking at us instantly, but I update on time and nothing happens. Why do we even try to do it on time then? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 06:15, July 20, 2015 (UTC) PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES! That is all I have to say. Mierna 06:38, July 20, 2015 (UTC) I'd just like to draw attention to the fact that 2 weeks ago the FI was totally pirate related. I timed it with the DNC and everything! But 2 weeks later, and we're still doing pirate DNC fights for some reason. Well, I don't have any more good pirate pictures, so RIP super coordination fun times. C A T U S E 07:03, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
I'm already looking forward to the next DNC fight if it's another pirate week - what about Faris vs. Merlwyb then? -- Flüstergras 08:21, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 356: Last Man Standing Round 94: Sort of a Pirate Week?: Jecht vs. Barret[]
CHAMPION JECHT FINAL FANTASY X Victory 11-4 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER BARRET WALLACE FINAL FANTASY VII Defeat 11-4 | |||
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Now, this is a fight that could be about two things. It could be a fight about rough father figures who struggle to make the world a better place, even knowing their sacrifice might forever keep them from their children.
Alternatively, it could be a fight about a guy without an arm and a guy who sailed the high seas of Spira. Your choice. | |||||
Votes for Jecht[]
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Votes for Barret[]
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Peanut Gallery[]I'm fairly certain that if you sat down, took out a dictionary, and looked up the word "punctual", you would find a picture of... no member of the DNC Committee, that's for darned sure. Jimcloud 17:08, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
No way did she lose... Fuck democracy. Can't trust morons to vote the right character, it seems. I no longer believe in this corrupt system, and in protest, I decline to vote this week!-- Technobliterator TC 19:28, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
Dammit, why am I the only one who voted for Barret? :( Crashb2007 (talk) 05:26, July 15, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 355: Almost a Pirate Week: Tifa v. Barret[]
VICTOR Barret 12 to 11.5 |
So I wanted to do a FFVII remake hype fight. HOWEVER, it seems that pirates were in high demand. So I decided that it would be best if you got both! Now isn't everyone extremely satisfied with this outcome?
Ahoy mateys, there be two scallywags fighting for the great booty of winning the Pirate's Neck Colosseum. Remember you scurvy dogs, votes in piratese be counting for two points*. So who be the victor? not really, but you will win style points and the respect of your peers. |
VICTOR Barret 12 to 11.5 | |||
Votes for Captain Tifa[]
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Votes for Captain Barret[]
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Peanut Gallery[]Hexed: Odd, I would have thought Techno would know his own email. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:34, July 6, 2015 (UTC) I would have wanted Faris, but she has retired from DNC, so oh well... Crashb2007 (talk) 05:47, July 6, 2015 (UTC) Welp, looks like lots of people will die to my cutlass. I'll slash their throat and take their women! Arrr!-- Technobliterator TC 07:29, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
I accept your challenge Scathe, and have that currently running. What will break first, me or it? King of Noobs 21:27, July 6, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 354: Last Man Standing Round 93: Not A Pirate Week: Golbez vs. Jecht[]
CHAMPION GOLBEZ FINAL FANTASY IV DEFEAT 10.5 to 6 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER JECHT FINAL FANTASY X VICTORY 10.5 to 6 | |||
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Look IRC guys, I'm sure everybody would love a pirate week but I can't take suggestions this week. Go bug Scathe next week. | |||||
Votes for Golbez[]
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Votes for Jecht[]
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Peanut Gallery[]Didn't this happen a while back? Cause I remember having a hard time choosing who to root for since I like them both due to Dissidia. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 03:57, June 30, 2015 (UTC) Not A Pirate Week? And why the heck do I not see a Zidane manikin here? -- Flüstergras 10:18, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
Well crap. Both of these are people who played the line. Not really baddies, not really gooddies. Having a hard time deciding votes again. King of Noobs 12:34, June 30, 2015 (UTC) Well the most Not a Pirate of these two is Golbez. He'd be useless on a pirate ship other than as a nice heavy anchor. --BlueHighwindツ 15:32, June 30, 2015 (UTC) what's the deal with this pirate week, haven't we already had a pirate battle anyway? Pzykosiz (talk) 23:52, June 30, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 353: Abs Week: Sabin v. Jecht[]
VICTOR Jecht 7.5 - 12 |
I believe that Penelo said it best... which is not something that I end up saying often, so relish it.
Body like a bronzed god, indeed... |
VICTOR Jecht 7.5 - 12 | |||
Votes for Sabin[]
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Votes for Jecht[]
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Peanut Gallery[]I'm not entirely sure I can vote for this one... Train Suplex or Bronzed God? It's too hard! King of Noobs 12:31, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 352: Last Man Standing Round 92: Return to Regularly Scheduled Program Week: Golbez v. Caius[]
CHAMPION THEODOR "I SPELL MY NAME WITHOUT THE 'E'" GOLBEZ FINAL FANTASY IV VICTORY 12 to 6 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER CAIUS "I WASH MY HAIR FOR THREE HOURS DAILY" BALLAD TORIYAMA'S BAD FANFICTION DEFEAT 12 to 6 | |||
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We return to the original broadcasting time of Sundays as close to midnight as possible. Now with 30% more advertisement from Wikia!
We apologize for any inconvenience. We were talking an extra week to celebrate the exit of Selphie from Last Man Standing. | |||||
Votes for Golbez[]
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Votes for Caius[]
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Peanut Gallery[]Someone's preempting their victory. :P King of Noobs 02:47, June 15, 2015 (UTC) I don't remember Caius being in FFIV. Maybe that's just me Pzykosiz (talk) 07:53, June 16, 2015 (UTC)
BH, why is Caius a jackass again? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:49, June 19, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 351: Sequel Villain Week: Caius v. Shuyin[]
VICTOR CAIUS 11.5 to 7 |
I tried to write a proper description of this but got distracted by the "hooray-Selphie's-out" party. | VICTOR CAIUS 11.5 to 7 | |||
Votes for Caius[]
Anonymous Votes[]Leah 96.33.38.122 08:40, June 14, 2015 (UTC) |
Votes for Shuyin[]
Anonymous Votes[]68.4.228.211 10:36, June 2, 2015 (UTC) | ||||
Peanut Gallery[]While making this fight I typo'd and accidentally made Shuyin's side pink instead of yellow. I almost kept it. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 14:07, June 1, 2015 (UTC) I abstain. I can't vote for either of these jack-offs. --BlueHighwindツ 14:11, June 1, 2015 (UTC) This is a fight that I and another suggested, and now it's finally on! W00T! I accomplished.... something. Wait, what do I win again? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:55, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
This is one of those weeks, where if everyone works together, we can kill both of them. lets make sure it's a draw Pzykosiz (talk) 00:59, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
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