Greetings, (scrub)lords and (scrub)ladies of the Final Fantasy Wiki.
This week, with a fight brought to you by The Prettiest Princess of Metal, due to Jimcloud signing a contract in scrub saying that she herself is a scrublady. Therefore I am bringing you the truest of battle royales, the entire race of satanic potatoes vs the devourer of all things (including satanic potatoes), Atomos! Regardless of the outcome, there will be blood, scubbery and waifus.
(Looks around the area, all confused.) The heck is this? This fight's been around for a week and NO comments in the Peanut Gallery? Are we all just out of things to say after Scathe vs. Mexico, or what? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:17, August 8, 2015 (UTC)
This fight is just so embarrassingly one-sided that people wanted to vote and let it be over as quickly as possible.Shadow123367 00:07, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
I told Scathe he could pick which of the previous two fights counted for LMS, it's his fault he didn't pick himself over a generic pirate. -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 01:39, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
...Could we have gotten away with voting against one of those in charge of the DNC? King of Noobs 21:44, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
Just before update day, we received some terrible news. Scathe, who was due to update this week, has somehow gotten himself trapped in Mexico and can't update. And so, we are holding tribute to him in the only way I know how.
NOTE: LMS resumes next week. I'm keeping the last fight open in case people want more pirate action.
VICTOR OF COURSE I WON DON'T NEED TO COUNT
Votes for Our Lord, Ser ScatheMote of the Wiki TriumvirateEdit
Might wanna edit out that username in the titlebar there. Just in case you missed it. Shadow123367 08:53, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
The name in the title bar is Cat's screen name, and considering how much he uses it in social media he isn't trying to hide it. Scathe, on the other hand, uses his real name on Skype, and we wouldn't distribute that without his permission. -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 09:02, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
All you have to do is search the username to find the name he's currently using. I assumed that since he hid that (top left), he'd want his username hidden too. Shadow123367 09:57, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
The name on the top left (next to the Billy Joel lyrics) is my real name; aloofabacus, like SCM said, is known by pretty much everyone on the wiki to be me, and you could use it to stalk me on social media, there's not a whole lot to find there, unless you care about trolling and competitive running. CATUSE 16:44, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
I know... Which is the reason I said it. I found your real name simply by searching your skype username. What I'm saying is, that because you hid that I assumed you wanted to hide your username too. Either way it doesn't really bother me. o.o Shadow123367 09:05, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
Shiver me timbers! The good ship DNC has been beset by two ships of murderous pirates at once! It looks like we will have to surrender, but which group will plunder our booty, and which will walk the plank?
...you know, pirates kinda suck in these games, I mean, come on, is 90 HP the best you can do?
Oh come on, we update late and people are voting and snarking at us instantly, but I update on time and nothing happens. Why do we even try to do it on time then? -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 06:15, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES! That is all I have to say. Mierna 06:38, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
I'd just like to draw attention to the fact that 2 weeks ago the FI was totally pirate related. I timed it with the DNC and everything! But 2 weeks later, and we're still doing pirate DNC fights for some reason. Well, I don't have any more good pirate pictures, so RIP super coordination fun times. CATUSE 07:03, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
I'm already looking forward to the next DNC fight if it's another pirate week - what about Faris vs. Merlwyb then? --Flüstergras 08:21, July 21, 2015 (UTC)
Faris Vs. Balthier would be the best way to end Pirate month or however long this is going on for. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:26, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
I, for one do second that! Would be awesome to see where they both stand. Crashb2007 (talk) 19:32, July 23, 2015 (UTC)
we did already, Faris won Pzykosiz (talk) 23:04, July 26, 2015 (UTC)
Week 356: Last Man Standing Round 94: Sort of a Pirate Week?: Jecht vs. BarretEdit
CHAMPION JECHT FINAL FANTASY X Victory 11-4
LAST MAN STANDING
CHALLENGER BARRET WALLACE FINAL FANTASY VII Defeat 11-4
Now, this is a fight that could be about two things. It could be a fight about rough father figures who struggle to make the world a better place, even knowing their sacrifice might forever keep them from their children.
Alternatively, it could be a fight about a guy without an arm and a guy who sailed the high seas of Spira. Your choice.
I feel bad that Barrett is losing in a landslide from the get-go because I love his character, but I think Jecht is a cooler character and thus preventing me from pity-voting.Free bird (talk) 23:43, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
I'm fairly certain that if you sat down, took out a dictionary, and looked up the word "punctual", you would find a picture of... no member of the DNC Committee, that's for darned sure. Jimcloud 17:08, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
What is this punctuality you speak of, and can it be eaten? King of Noobs 19:12, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
No way did she lose... Fuck democracy. Can't trust morons to vote the right character, it seems. I no longer believe in this corrupt system, and in protest, I decline to vote this week!--TechnobliteratorTC 19:28, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
look the guy with a hook hand is obviously going to be better at being almost-a-pirate than the lady with huge jugs -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 23:00, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
But she does have all that pirate booty Pzykosiz (talk) 07:42, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
Loll. No, she doesn't. People were right for once voting for da' amputee. Of course him losing to a more seafaring character isn't surprising.AnonyMan (talk) 11:22, July 15, 2015 (UTC)
She has a lot of booty, but not pirate booty. -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 11:32, July 15, 2015 (UTC)
Nope, I meant both. Ha Ha!AnonyMan (talk) 13:59, July 15, 2015 (UTC)
Dammit, why am I the only one who voted for Barret? :( Crashb2007 (talk) 05:26, July 15, 2015 (UTC)
So I wanted to do a FFVII remake hype fight. HOWEVER, it seems that pirates were in high demand. So I decided that it would be best if you got both! Now isn't everyone extremely satisfied with this outcome?
Ahoy mateys, there be two scallywags fighting for the great booty of winning the Pirate's Neck Colosseum. Remember you scurvy dogs, votes in piratese be counting for two points*(not really, but you will win style points and the respect of your peers.). So who be the victor?
I'm still going to demand pirates next week. What is this crap!? Tifa's booty is soiled and floppy. --BlueHighwindツ 15:01, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
I'll keelhaul the lotta ye' Pzykosiz (talk) 22:52, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
Nice chest you got there Tifa --Ffgamesftw (talk) 23:20, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
She's the better character. I always liked how cool yet caring Tifa was. Not that Barret isn't cool and caring either, but Tifa's just on another level. She's what inspired me to start doing Martial Arts as a kid (I secretly pretended my teacher was Zangan. Lame I know, but I was a kid). Shame that so many fanboys only care about her chest. She's much more than that, to me at least. Dissidiatime
I honestly don't know how anyone could vote for Barret in this matchup. Captain Tifa is at least infinity times better. Shadow123367 17:00, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
Arg! tis a vote for the greatest there ever was! ThePhoenixDown (talk) 21:04, July 10, 2015 (UTC)
After long consideration, Tifa would be my preferred pirate. Mierna 07:37, July 11, 2015 (UTC)
Jecht would be a much better fake pirate. He lives on a world with more water and is an expert at moving around in it. And he has a gruff look closer to a swashbuckler. AnonyMan (talk) 11:08, July 1, 2015 (UTC)
Topless > Full Body Armor Miyu18px18px 16:42, July 1, 2015 (UTC)
Jecht is so hardcore, he doesn't even need any shoes. I bet his feet are made from Adamantite or something. Miyu18px18px 21:44, June 24, 2015 (UTC)
While Sabin is a powerhouse, I am compelled to vote Jecht because was worthy enough to be in Dissidia '12. That is one tier too high for Sabin to overcome.IronGasoline (talk) 10:40, June 25, 2015 (UTC)
from a game i actually like Hexed 14:08, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
Just gonna vote here cause I have no idea who these two are. --Attheshows (talk) 14:14, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
You. are. not. Lenne! Mierna 19:52, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
Just dropping a vote here... Crashb2007 (talk) 21:37, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
Looks FAR less like a jackass.--AnonyMan (talk) 03:17, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
not like either of them will win next week Pzykosiz (talk) 08:04, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
Well, he is more or less a "template" for Caius; quite a lot of things overlap between the two of them. Also voting for Shuyin because FFX-2 deserves more love than it's given.—Kaimi(999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 14:14, June 11, 2015 (UTC)
A rock would never compete with the power of DARKNESS. King of Noobs 12:54, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
We are not touching the light switch again. We've still got several potential contestants out with injuries due to blindly stumbling about. -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 13:51, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
And I stubbed my toe on the door! Unforgivable. Jimcloud 15:13, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
Guess this is a bad time to mention, but I was an electrician for six months. I bet I could've brought the lights back on. Or at least flail anything Vaan-shaped at the darkness and hope to hear a Chappelle reference as it leaves the door. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:44, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
Would the light control in this case be a fuse controlled one or breaker controlled?Crashb2007 (talk) 06:48, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
That talk is getting way too technical for this crowd Pzykosiz (talk) 11:10, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
←Probably their attempt to derail the conversation. And judging from how long it takes to fix these things, probably fuse based. Always hard to find the right bad fuse. King of Noobs 12:44, June 4, 2015 (UTC)
No wonder I was stumbling into a desk as I came in. Ouch! Crashb2007 (talk) 21:48, June 4, 2015 (UTC)