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Week 350: Last Man Standing Round 91: Bewilderment Week: Selphie v. Golbez[edit source]

FFAB The End - Selphie SSR+.png LMS Icon.png FFAB Twin Moon - Golbez SSR+.png
CHAMPION
SELPHIE TILMITT
FINAL FANTASY VIII
Defeat
12-14
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
GOLBEZ
FINAL FANTASY IV
Victory
12-14
I'm just as confused as you are, people.

Votes for Selphie[edit source]

  1. This is the end, hold your breath and count to 10 -- wait this isn't James Bond? dammit C A T U S E 18:05, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. The world's gone mad. Jimcloud 18:07, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Who in their right mind would vote for Selphie? Oh. Weeman 94 (talk) 18:25, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Selphie, please show to him the real meaning of the words "The End". JC Holy Knight (talk) 22:05, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  5. King of Noobs 22:47, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 22:54, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Yellow>BlackAnonyMan (talk) 02:43, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  8. There's only so many times when I like Golbez, and this isn't one of em.Luacas (talk) 00:40, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  9. More evil than Golbez. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 08:09, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Monterossa (talk) 08:48, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Mierna 22:23, May 28, 2015 (UTC)
  12. I'm not a fan of Selphie but I like Golbez even less. Jkaufmann221 (talk) 21:13, May 29, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Golbez[edit source]

  1. One of the few who I trust to destroy Selphie.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 18:15, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Guys, please... ;-; Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 20:45, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  3. SUPREME DARKNESS! DrakeyC (talk) 03:09, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I kinda want to vote for Selphie just for the lolz, but I relate too well to Golbez.  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 03:22, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Baritones for the win! Crashb2007 (talk) 04:14, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  6. because Selphie is as energetic as hell and I don't like it.DatGamerOnFiya FF4PSP-CecilPSprite.pngFF4PSP-RydiaSprite.pngFF4PSP-RosaSprite.pngFF4PSP-KainSprite.pngFF4PSP-EdgeSprite.pngStatus Equipment
  7. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 21:54, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  8. I found out about Golbez in Dissidia, and liked him immediately. I found out about Selphie from playing FF8, and hated her immediately. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 02:31, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Hrm.--Otherarrow (talk) 05:21, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  10. More Darkness Always-- ThePhoenixDown (talk) 12:21, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  11. yeah no, now that we're on round 2 Selphie isn't funny any more. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:17, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
  12. Can't help spelling his name in my mind as “Gólbez” Fëasindë Peth 22:07, May 29, 2015 (UTC)
  13. I wish that this will be The End of Selphie's LMS. GoldenChocobo 14:06, May 30, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Was voting for Selphie ever funny...? 89.126.1.180 23:04, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. 92.251.228.234 10:59, May 28, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Something something Ides of May. ...What's that? You say that only March has Ides? I beg to differ.
...Last week was very busy for me. How busy, you ask? I didn't realize it was my turn to update and that I had failed to do so until Friday. FRIDAY! Jimcloud 18:01, May 24, 2015 (UTC)

It also didn't help that it was so dark last week we couldn't find the light switch. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:25, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
Kinda hard to read your name on a piece of paper when you cannot even see the piece of paper. King of Noobs 22:47, May 24, 2015 (UTC)

Week 349: How Much More Black Could This Be Week: Garland v. Golbez[edit source]

9 garland.jpg
DNC Versus.png
DS Golbez.png
VICTOR
Golbez
10.5 to 3.5
The answer is none. VICTOR
Golbez
10.5 to 3.5

Votes for Darkness[edit source]

  1. Golbez isn't even evil. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 09:36, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Garland is OLD s f**k! He's been rocking the all black ensemble for thousands of year before it was cool. Also he's not as big a schmuck as Golbie--AnonyMan (talk) 11:07, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  3. I really like them both but I like FF9 more than 4, so Garland gets my vote this time. Gabranth-ffxii-ost.png Miyu 18px 18px 14:52, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I, Garland, will knock you all down. Oops, wrong one (or not?) JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:49, May 16, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

169.234.27.137 00:59, May 12, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for More Darkness[edit source]

  1. Golbez is awesome~ Shadow123367VV icon.png 04:35, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Ansem objects to his absence from this fight and the use of the word DARKNESS without him. DrakeyC (talk) 06:02, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  3. OH YES. I LOVE THIS BATTLE.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 06:17, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Eh, why not. King of Noobs 12:33, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  5. If it were Garland from Dissidia, I'd have a hard time choosing. However, it isn't so I have no problem voting for the man known as the (voice turns deep with an echo) BADASS IN BLACK. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 13:18, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  6. He's pretty cool I guess... ThePhoenixDown (talk) 17:23, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Loved playing as him in Dissdia, hoping he comes back... Looking forward to playing as him in FFIV: The After Years! Crashb2007 (talk) 19:03, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Mierna 21:22, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Pzykosiz (talk) 23:06, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
  10. GoldenChocobo 08:08, May 16, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. FF9 flavored Garland wasn't DARK as he was HEARTLESS (because y'know, android). Even brooding Zidane is darker. 118.138.163.40 00:27, May 12, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Hmmm... Black text on a black background. What could possibly go wrong?! No idea if intended... Doesn't seem to be though. It was my browser.Shadow123367VV icon.png 04:36, May 11, 2015 (UTC)

Nah, I just fixed it. JBed (talk) 04:48, May 11, 2015 (UTC)

No, Drake, you see, this is just plain old Darkness, not KH brand hammy DARKNESS. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:34, May 11, 2015 (UTC)

You realize that right now you're just Some Mage, without any color at all? King of Noobs 12:33, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
Maybe the colour was DARKNESS all along! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:06, May 11, 2015 (UTC) While I could certainly subst my sig and fix it, I really cannot be arsed to. So whatever.
All your DARKNESS are belong to Ansem. No exceptions. DrakeyC (talk) 01:05, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
Perhaps said DARKNESS is minty-flavored? Crashb2007 (talk) 06:58, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
Minty Chocolate perhaps. King of Noobs 12:29, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
Something like this? [1] Pzykosiz (talk) 23:05, May 12, 2015 (UTC)

Week 348: Last Woman Standing Round 90: Aerith v. Selphie[edit source]

FFVII Aeris Battle.gif LMS Icon.png Selphie-ffviii-battle.png
CHAMPION
AERISH GAINSBOROUGH THE LEGENDARY SLUM DRUNK
FINAL FANTASY VII
DEFEAT
13.5 to 10
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
SELPHIE TILMITT THE CRAZY TRAIN LADY
FINAL FANTASY VIII
VICTORY
13.5 to 10
You do not know how close I was to forcing a tie just so Train Girl there wouldn't proceed to this fight. But I know luck would intervene to crap on me and select her at random anyway.

Votes for Aerith[edit source]

  1. Destroy Selphie for me, Aerith. You're my only hope.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 11:56, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  2. D: — YuanSalut 12:46, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  3. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 14:05, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Best FF7 char. DrakeyC (talk) 15:19, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Aerith and long steel-hard rod. She's living her own dreams now. --BlueHighwind 15:44, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Not a fan of Selphie. FFTA-ligrim.gif Miyu DFF - Reraise Icon.png 18:47, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Can't you see it? Aerith has got [NO] in her soul! She deserves to win! GoldenChocobo 07:55, May 6, 2015 (UTC)
  8. what is this i dont even Fëasindë Peth 23:28, May 6, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Selphie fans are an infestation :D Armageddon11 (talk) 13:17, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Zhor7 (talk) 23:42, May 10, 2015 (UTC) Though it won't matter, still have to vote Aeris/th.

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Selphie[edit source]

  1. Jimcloud?? Voting against VII???? Sorry, Aerith, this amuses me too much to let go. Jimcloud 12:02, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Fuck it, I'm a slave to the gods of humour and stupidity. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:17, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Did I just vote for Selphie? Lord have mercy on my soul! ThePhoenixDown (talk) 12:34, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. There's simply not enough peppiness in the LMS fights. This'll fix that. King of Noobs 12:38, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Given that Aerith's dead, I think [SCREW YOU] has more peppiness than her Pzykosiz (talk) 12:53, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  6. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 17:34, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  7. It's the Strange Vision. Mierna 21:45, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  8. I don't think they've drastically altered Selphie's personality over the years to make her more boring like Aerith. Also, yellow is the coolest of colors. And I guess a joke about how she's still amongst the living.AnonyMan (talk) 21:51, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  9. lmao what am i doing C A T U S E 21:54, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Voting against Aerith because no [SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THAT].Shadow123367VV icon.png 22:46, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Sorry, but Train Lady makes for more sensible companion than Slum Drunk. *cough* FF8 BIAS *cough* MissH <3 07:55, May 6, 2015 (UTC)
  12. The End. Monterossa (talk) 08:28, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
  13. Train Girl moves on, for Aerith The End is near. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:07, May 11, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. There's something about Aerith I just can't stand, and I actually do like FFVIII's cast, borderline annoying ditzy girl and all.120.147.122.113 15:59, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

If you demand the rock to show up I'm deleting your vote. Christ guys, you managed to drive a joke harder into the ground than I do. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:54, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

I think this turned out much better, hehehehe... King of Noobs 22:57, May 8, 2015 (UTC)
Not Enough [YOU ARE A LIAR AND A CHARLATAN] Shadow123367VV icon.png 03:32, May 9, 2015 (UTC)

Also, so we don't have to check next fortnight, this is Aerith's 5th LMS. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:00, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

Probably a good thing i updated that the other week Pzykosiz (talk) 12:55, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
Not really, I just went through the archives manually. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:49, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
whichever way works. Pzykosiz (talk) 22:45, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

Week 347: Subterfuge Week: Locke v. Selphie[edit source]

PFF Locke Illust.png
DNC Versus.png
PFF Selphie Illust.png
VICTOR
Selphie
14-13
Through careful use of disguises and masterful imitation, the hero is able to subvert the operations of their well-organized foe and escape, having dealt a solid blow to their enemy.

Serendipitously, this applies to both a battle-hardened treasure hunter and a teenaged student of a mercenary academy. Make of that what you will.

VICTOR
Selphie
14-13

Votes for Locke[edit source]

  1. LOL. No contest.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 15:14, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Locke is a decent character while not my favorite in his game he still had some good moments. Selphie never did anything but annoy me. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:39, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Selphie's cute but,.... I prefer Locke over her. Crashb2007 (talk) 17:05, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
  4. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 17:44, April 27, 2015 (UTC) The treasure hunter or the train lover? Not a hard choice at all.
  5. Shadow123367 (talk) 20:58, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
  6. It's obvious who should win this one. --Cloud2110Dissicon ff7 Clo4.png 06:16, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Easy choice, him being my favourite character. - Metusylc0304 16:10, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
  8. 6 has so many great characters.. Zhor7 (talk) 23:59, April 29, 2015 (UTC)
  9. I just love Locke...PhoenixBlitzkrieg (talk) 12:22, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Really? Really. Fëasindë Peth 15:57, May 1, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Armageddon11 (talk) 23:17, May 3, 2015 (UTC)
  12. ScatheMote 01:20, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 169.234.39.163 03:56, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
  2. 89.126.1.180 00:36, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Selphie[edit source]

  1. The underestimated mastermind of FFVIII. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 15:39, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. King of Noobs 16:50, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Her friend says Hi. Vapor Rub (talk) 22:37, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Bond's got nothing on this girl. Jimcloud 01:00, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:44, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Selphie gets more hate than she deserves. She's pretty good with tech and help take down Ultimecia who is a beast compared to Kefka's pansy ass. AnonyMan (talk) 11:29, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Crap. I love them both, but...SMITHEREENS! Mierna 09:24, April 29, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Selphie has a really perverse look on her face. She is thinking of nothing wholesome here. --BlueHighwind 17:40, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
  9. GoldenChocobo 12:11, May 1, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Monterossa (talk) 12:48, May 1, 2015 (UTC)
  11. "Selphie" was the first Final Fantasy character to prominently make use of internet and social media... yeah. Think about it. Mhm. DrakeyC (talk) 01:07, May 3, 2015 (UTC)
  12. Blow everything with a rocket launcher! JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:35, May 3, 2015 (UTC)
  13. JBed (talk) 01:21, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Locke probably SHOULD win, but I have a soft spot for Selphie.76.70.45.144 22:24, May 1, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Everybody! Love...and...Peace! 120.147.122.113 02:42, May 3, 2015 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

These are the sorts of ideas a person comes up with after having pulled an all-nighter. What else is there to say? Jimcloud 14:03, April 27, 2015 (UTC)

there's still a few banked up on the nomination page if you get desperate Pzykosiz (talk) 06:09, April 30, 2015 (UTC)

Locke's chibi is all like "It's TREASURE HUNTER. SERIOUSLY!" while Selphie looks like she's planning evil. King of Noobs 16:52, April 27, 2015 (UTC)

But only one is gonna stab a bitch. --BlueHighwind 19:34, April 30, 2015 (UTC)

I'm amazed how close this is. VI is often lauded as one of the best Final Fantasies, and VIII is often called one of the worst. Maybe its release on Steam is helping it some... King of Noobs 13:15, May 2, 2015 (UTC)

I also think it may have something to do with how they both work in their respective games. Locke is a great character for story reasons, but combat-wise, he is easily overshadowed by others. Selphie is great at combat due to a OHKO Limit Break in The End, but I'm personally mixed about her story-wise. What made me pick Locke over Selphie was one part in FFVIII in which it had something to do with Selphie wanting to skin a Moomba and that did not amuse me at all. Both can be amusing though, to be honest. Crashb2007 (talk) 22:35, May 2, 2015 (UTC)

Week 346: Last Rock Standing Round 89: Super Deformed Week: Aerith v. Zack[edit source]

Aeris-ffvii-basket.png LMS Icon.png Zack-ffvii-sword.png
CHAMPION
AERISTHSTHS GAINSBOROUGH
FINAL FANTASY VII
VICTORY
10 to 8
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
ZACK "THE BIG CAT" FAIR
FINAL FANTASY VII
DEFEAT
10 to 8
I could paint this fight in several different ways. A battle of former lovers, separated and reunited by death.

That's too easy.

No, this is a fight that celebrates the high quality FFVII models. Is Zack's pointy face better than the flat faced Aerith? Parachute pants or weird double sided dress shorts thing. Who will be the last toothpick arm standing?

Votes for Aerith[edit source]

  1. Closest I can get to a vote for Tifa again.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 21:46, April 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. She always kept her bottom buttons open, clearly directing her suitors. --BlueHighwind 00:03, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:04, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Shadow123367 (talk) 04:46, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
  5. --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 10:02, April 23, 2015 (UTC)
  6. The tie is back! JC Holy Knight (talk) 22:22, April 24, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Zack can be considered a part of Cloud's character. Aerith is great even by herself. GoldenChocobo 13:26, April 25, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Again bc reasons DatGamerOnFiya FF4PSP-CecilPSprite.pngFF4PSP-RydiaSprite.pngFF4PSP-RosaSprite.pngFF4PSP-KainSprite.pngFF4PSP-EdgeSprite.pngStatus Equipment
  9. DrakeyC (talk) 13:51, April 25, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Anyone who edits this page while I'm updating gets punted. Out of life. Jimcloud 13:29, April 27, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Zack[edit source]

  1. That hair could kill a Behemoth or an Adamantoise all on its own... King of Noobs 22:33, April 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Not a slum drunk. C A T U S E 00:08, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Mierna 09:56, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
  4. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 14:39, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
  5. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 14:50, April 22, 2015 (UTC) I like to think he has huge thighs and ridiculously small calves
  6. Breaking the tie! >:) Crashb2007 (talk) 01:54, April 24, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Unlike Aerith he was loyal to their love till his last breath (or even after that). -CloudStrifeACC (talk) 01:22, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
  8. --Cloud2110Dissicon ff7 Clo4.png 10:13, April 27, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

So we really had to stop the topless thing this week of all weeks? --BlueHighwind 00:01, April 22, 2015 (UTC)

I'm still sad there's no rock. Shadow123367 (talk) 05:57, April 23, 2015 (UTC)

What do you mean there's no rock? It's right there... in the basket, under the flowers. Don't you see it? King of Noobs 12:45, April 23, 2015 (UTC)
Then my vote is now a vote for Rock, Not Aerith. Shadow123367 (talk) 03:25, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Week 345: Inappropriately Timed Swimsuit Competition: Kazusa v. Zack[edit source]

Kazusa-type0-psp-model-swimsuit.png
DNC Versus.png
Zack at Costa del Sol.jpg
VICTOR
Zack
14-3
All right people, summer is only 2 months away so this is clearly the perfect time for our contestants to get out there and show the world their best beach fashion! Today we have two lovely contestants who've traveled far to show off their stuff for your approval?

...what's that? Swimsuit contests are supposed to have women? Nonsense, these are the only two people who showed up, and the staff of the Final Fantasy Wiki are equal opportunity oglers.

VICTOR
Zack
14-3

Votes for Kazusa[edit source]

  1. C A T U S E 04:13, April 15, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Mierna 05:45, April 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Monterossa (talk) 06:43, April 15, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Zack[edit source]

  1. Dat hawt bod. Shadow123367 (talk) 04:09, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  2. The ladies want him, the men want to be him. Drake Clawfang (talk) 04:44, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Never heard of the other guy, but the only reason I'm voting here is cause we get to see Cissnei in a bikini. *drools* MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 05:18, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  4. -hrhr- --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 10:48, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  5. King of Noobs 12:35, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 23:53, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  7. (ThePhoenixDown (talk) 13:14, April 17, 2015 (UTC)) Zach just owns the look.
  8. Zack can slay a Behemoth with a parasol. GoldenChocobo 14:23, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
  9. No comment needed. FFTA-ligrim.gif Miyu DFF - Reraise Icon.png 17:39, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
  10. The one I know. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:35, April 20, 2015 (UTC)
  11. Hot damn. --Nerdy geek bk (talk) 04:30, April 20, 2015 (UTC)
  12. Dat honor doh Zhor7 (talk) 23:48, April 20, 2015 (UTC)
  13. I've played Type-0 and I don't recognize that other guy. --BlueHighwind 15:13, April 21, 2015 (UTC)
  14. I just finished Type-0 an hour ago and I don't recognise that other guy. --Leon95 19:28, April 21, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

What is this summer you speak of? Can you eat it? King of Noobs 12:35, April 14, 2015 (UTC)

You might be able to eat it, haven't tested. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:07, April 14, 2015 (UTC)

Aw, c'mon, no Cute Courtesan of Costa del Sol? C A T U S E 04:13, April 15, 2015 (UTC)

Joke fight circumstances aside, I don't think we have any pictures.
...Well, we do have a group shot of the dancers. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:20, April 15, 2015 (UTC)

Week 344: Last Rock Standing Round 88: Escortee Week: Aerith v. Victoria[edit source]

Aerith Tactics Sprite.png LMS Icon.png BDPB Victoria.png
CHAMPION
AERITH GAINSBOROUGH
FINAL FANTASY VII
VICTORY
8 to 4
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
VICTORIA F. STEIN
BRAVELY DEFAULT
DEFEAT
8 to 4
So for today's obviously punctual Last Man Standing week, we have a girl who paid for a bodyguard with a date, and should clearly be allowed outside on her own precisely 0% of the time, judging by what happens every time she is. And she's facing off against someone who is guarded by a man with the literal middle initial and last name of S. Court. This isn't rocket science, people.

Votes for Aerith[edit source]

  1. This one at least can protect Cloud with healing limits, while the other just wants to watch the world burn. C A T U S E 06:42, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  2. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 06:45, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Ahem, I do believe a rock won last LMS too. This is BS. Shadow123367 (talk) 07:36, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Aerith ain't afaid to get her hands dirty and jump in the fray. Well, OG cool Aerith anyway.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:24, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  5. bc reasons DatGamerOnFiya FF4PSP-CecilPSprite.pngFF4PSP-RydiaSprite.pngFF4PSP-RosaSprite.pngFF4PSP-KainSprite.pngFF4PSP-EdgeSprite.pngStatus Equipment
  6. ...it would've been so great to see a rock fighting someone by the name of "Stein"... --THUNDAGAAA!! Flüstergras 13:57, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I can't vote differently. GoldenChocobo 14:06, April 11, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Me neither. JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:35, April 11, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Victoria[edit source]

  1. Pzykosiz (talk) 06:40, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Arcanist love <3 Mierna 07:27, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. The hair... how can I not vote for that HAIR! King of Noobs 12:21, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. She's just too cute. FFTA-ligrim.gif Miyu DFF - Reraise Icon.png 21:25, April 11, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

If I was as fashionable as I was fashionably late, I would be raking in millions in clothing design. Jimcloud 06:35, April 6, 2015 (UTC)

We asked the rock if it wanted to continue but it just kind of sat there doing nothing, so we gave it an early championship/retirement. Also I'm not shopping a rock onto another Aerith photo. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:15, April 6, 2015 (UTC)

Quick! Someone shop a rock onto another Aerith photo and give it to SCM! King of Noobs 20:09, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
Done~ http://i.imgur.com/Egjxrgv.png Shadow123367 (talk) 05:34, April 12, 2015 (UTC)

Week 343: High Pitched Cackling Week: Victoria v. Shantotto[edit source]

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VICTOR
Victoria
8 to 7

I'm having the strange desire to cackle widely and set fire to shrubbery and people. I think I need to get that checked out…

VICTOR
Victoria
8 to 7

Votes for Victoria[edit source]

  1. Eh, I know neither of them, this one is more colourful though.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 16:06, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
  2. I don't like that little walking onion. Monterossa (talk) 16:26, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 22:35, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
  4. More a vote AGAINST Shantotto than for Victoria... Best of a bad lot, really. Shadow123367 (talk) 08:35, March 31, 2015 (UTC)
  5. There's very few characters I hate more than Shantotto. FFTA-ligrim.gif Miyu DFF - Reraise Icon.png 15:18, March 31, 2015 (UTC)
  6. GoldenChocobo 13:12, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
  7. I'd hit it. --BlueHighwind 01:19, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  8. I put my vote here cause I've played Bravely Default and not FFXI. Also, Blue? U'd really hit that? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 04:42, April 6, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Shantotto[edit source]

  1. Have a thing for rhymes, and I like Victoria when she sounds like a kid. Mierna 16:23, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
  2. This WAS going to be a tough vote. Then I saw the vote incentive. Yeah. King of Noobs 17:32, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
  3. I love her rhyming and sing-song voice, I think she is the better choice.Free bird (talk) 23:46, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
  4. I spend all my time laughing at trolls, but then I remember their lives are in the holes. OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! C A T U S E 02:36, March 31, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Shantotto's way nastier on da' mic, she looks cooler and she's like an FFXI Dr. Doom. AnonyMan (talk) 11:09, March 31, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Shantotto is some I do at least know, thus to Victoria I have to say no. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 15:44, March 31, 2015 (UTC)
  7. She always puts the words in the right place, and throws a great sentence in your face. JC Holy Knight (talk) 02:27, April 4, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Um... wow, Scathe. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:38, March 31, 2015 (UTC)

For some reason I get a giggle out of the line "Victor: Victoria". it's just extremely funny. Jimcloud 06:35, April 6, 2015 (UTC)

That's not really a question you need to ask of BH Mechakaiser Pzykosiz (talk) 06:38, April 6, 2015 (UTC)

Week 342: Last Man Standing Round 87: Aerith vs Palom & Porom[edit source]

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CHAMPION
AERITH GAINSBOROUGH
FINAL FANTASY VII
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
PALOM & POROM
FINAL FANTASY IV
Alas! Poor rock, to be defeated at the hands of some dead girl. Oh well, this weeks challengers are a pair of young mages from Mysidia who -

*brring brring*

Oh sorry guys, phone call. Hello?... What do you mean this fight's against the rules?... No 2 on 1 fights in LMS?... OK, OK, I have a plan.

Week 342: Last Man Tag Team Standing Round 87 1: Aerith & A Rock vs Palom & Porom[edit source]

SCM's User Image.png LMS Icon.png PoromDS.jpgPalomDS.jpg
CHAMPION
AERITH GAINSBOROUGH & A ROCK
FINAL FANTASY VII
THERE WERE ROCKS IN FFVII, RIGHT?

VICTOR
11 to 3
LAST
MAN TAG TEAM
STANDING
CHALLENGER
PALOM & POROM
FINAL FANTASY IV
DEFEAT
11 to 3
There we go, much better. OK go vote now.

Votes for Aerith & Rock[edit source]

  1. She's going to rock the house tonight. C A T U S E 23:46, March 23, 2015 (UTC)
  2. This is the closest I'll get to a vote for Tifa.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 23:59, March 23, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Aeristh could crush P&P even without that rock. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 10:15, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Her pic above is the sole reason I'm voting Aerith. And I was going to vote for her anyway. Rock makes everyone look better and more importantly funnier.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:15, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 12:06, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
  6. FOR THE ROCK! The rock shall continue on into victory! King of Noobs 13:00, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Aeris decided to use the black materia rather than stop it this time --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:43, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
  8. I wanted Rock to win all along Shadow123367 (talk) 19:35, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
  9. This rock are sick. TMG- Why? (talk) 22:40, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
  10. Great! The DNC needs more tag team battles (even with teammates from different games)! GoldenChocobo 14:57, March 28, 2015 (UTC)
  11. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:18, March 29, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Palom & Porom[edit source]

  1. Palom is my rock. --BlueHighwind 23:50, March 23, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Go twins! Mierna 08:17, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For Palom!! Crashb2007 (talk) 20:41, March 24, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Is Aerith going to bang the rock? --BlueHighwind 23:50, March 23, 2015 (UTC)

Duh Pzykosiz (talk) 12:07, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
Send the life stream at it. If you know what I mean --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:43, March 24, 2015 (UTC)

It just occured to me... what happened to the numbers. They all get shot or something? All I see are bullet (holes.) King of Noobs 13:01, March 26, 2015 (UTC)

SHiiiT, one sec. JBed (talk) 13:43, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
I'm a derp and no one checks my edits. Fixed. :p JBed (talk) 13:46, March 26, 2015 (UTC)

Week 341: Twin Week: Alphinaud & Alisaie v. Palom & Porom[edit source]

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VICTOR
Palom & Porom
12-10.5
A set of twins, one of the two level-headed and helpful, the other impetuous and independent... Which set of twins am I talking about?

... I'm sure you thought I was talking about Palom and Porom, since Final Fantasy XIV seems to be the last game on the minds of many. The moral of the story: Don't discount games just because they happen to be MMOs!

(True moral of the story: Don't ask for fight suggestions when people who play XIV a lot are around)

VICTOR
Palom & Porom
12-10.5

Votes for Alphinaud & Alisaie[edit source]

  1. cause girlfriend will kill me if i vote otherwise Hexed 02:09, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Minfilia is better but this duo actually has someone who does stuff other than get freaking petrified and replaced by Rosa and Rydia.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 02:12, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Alphie has a wonderful story arc and a better smugface. One day I will finish helping Alisaie... — YuanSalut 02:19, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Alphinaud is better. Also, Binding Coil has very pretty music. C A T U S E 04:27, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  5. I simply hate Palom&Porom. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 09:52, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Jimcloud 02:02, March 17, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Obviously http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 14:48, March 17, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Blub blub~ - Metusylc0304 17:04, March 19, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Much more tolerable than PP imo. Oh and Alisaie is HAWT. Shadow123367 (talk) 21:17, March 20, 2015 (UTC)
  10. GoldenChocobo 14:57, March 21, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. palom and porom RUINED my ff4 save file. I hate them 166.137.252.58 23:30, March 17, 2015 (UTC)

Votes for Palom & Porom[edit source]

  1. Palom is bestest magician to ever be. --BlueHighwind 02:08, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  2. I think I'll vote for the twins from my first ever (proper) Final Fantasy game. King of Noobs 02:24, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Mierna 09:38, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Due to my irrational disdain for MMOs(thanks FFXI...ugh) I'll vote for the PeePee twins with nothing personal agaisnt the other set o' twins.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:09, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  5. I hate Alphinaud. He acts like a boss and ordering me to do stuffs why he himself cannot fight. Hope he'll die in the future patch. Monterossa (talk) 12:56, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Palom and Porom are pretty sweet to see. Sadly, I don't know much about the opponents... Crashb2007 (talk) 15:17, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Only cause I've yet to meet the twins from the left, and GLORY TO PALOM!!! MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 15:27, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Pzykosiz (talk) 05:27, March 17, 2015 (UTC)
  9. Simply put, Alphinaud treats me like horsecrap. DatGamerOnFiya FF4PSP-CecilPSprite.pngFF4PSP-RydiaSprite.pngFF4PSP-RosaSprite.pngFF4PSP-KainSprite.pngFF4PSP-EdgeSprite.pngStatus Equipment
  10. Teehee! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 00:51, March 20, 2015 (UTC)
  11. JC Holy Knight (talk) 02:09, March 21, 2015 (UTC)
  12. TAY Porom is cute and Palom in both games is funny. Drake Clawfang (talk) 03:15, March 23, 2015 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Jimcloud? Updating on time and not fobbing the duty off on someone else? What is this madness. Jimcloud 02:06, March 16, 2015 (UTC)

...Yeah. Who are you and how did you manage to update on not only Monday, but Australian Monday? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 02:09, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
Madness? This. IS. *shot* Still, this can't be the Jimcloud we know and love. Quick, someone get the polygraph machine and a troupe of cute moogles with sharp objects! King of Noobs 02:26, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
I am slightly uncomfortable with this turn of events. How about I prove my identity by not updating for the next two weeks? ;) Jimcloud 03:29, March 17, 2015 (UTC)
I don't know who to believe, we'll have to shoot both of them Pzykosiz (talk) 05:27, March 17, 2015 (UTC)

Ah, Monday on the east coast and no update. All is right with the DNC again. :3 King of Noobs 12:51, March 23, 2015 (UTC)

So next time I'm feeling ill I should just post some delirious stream of consciousness and hope it works as a fight, gotcha. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:18, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
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