Week 350: Last Man Standing Round 91: Bewilderment Week: Selphie v. Golbez[]
CHAMPION SELPHIE TILMITT FINAL FANTASY VIII Defeat 12-14 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER GOLBEZ FINAL FANTASY IV Victory 12-14 | |||
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I'm just as confused as you are, people. | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Something something Ides of May. ...What's that? You say that only March has Ides? I beg to differ.
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Week 349: How Much More Black Could This Be Week: Garland v. Golbez[]
VICTOR Golbez 10.5 to 3.5 |
The answer is none. | VICTOR Golbez 10.5 to 3.5 | |||
Votes for Darkness[]
Anonymous Votes[]169.234.27.137 00:59, May 12, 2015 (UTC) |
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No, Drake, you see, this is just plain old Darkness, not KH brand hammy DARKNESS. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:34, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 348: Last Woman Standing Round 90: Aerith v. Selphie[]
CHAMPION AERISH GAINSBOROUGH THE LEGENDARY SLUM DRUNK FINAL FANTASY VII DEFEAT 13.5 to 10 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER SELPHIE TILMITT THE CRAZY TRAIN LADY FINAL FANTASY VIII VICTORY 13.5 to 10 | |||
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You do not know how close I was to forcing a tie just so Train Girl there wouldn't proceed to this fight. But I know luck would intervene to crap on me and select her at random anyway. | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]If you demand the rock to show up I'm deleting your vote. Christ guys, you managed to drive a joke harder into the ground than I do. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:54, May 4, 2015 (UTC) Also, so we don't have to check next fortnight, this is Aerith's 5th LMS. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:00, May 4, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 347: Subterfuge Week: Locke v. Selphie[]
VICTOR Selphie 14-13 |
Through careful use of disguises and masterful imitation, the hero is able to subvert the operations of their well-organized foe and escape, having dealt a solid blow to their enemy.
Serendipitously, this applies to both a battle-hardened treasure hunter and a teenaged student of a mercenary academy. Make of that what you will. |
VICTOR Selphie 14-13 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]These are the sorts of ideas a person comes up with after having pulled an all-nighter. What else is there to say? Jimcloud 14:03, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
Locke's chibi is all like "It's TREASURE HUNTER. SERIOUSLY!" while Selphie looks like she's planning evil. King of Noobs 16:52, April 27, 2015 (UTC) I'm amazed how close this is. VI is often lauded as one of the best Final Fantasies, and VIII is often called one of the worst. Maybe its release on Steam is helping it some... King of Noobs 13:15, May 2, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 346: Last Rock Standing Round 89: Super Deformed Week: Aerith v. Zack[]
CHAMPION AERISTHSTHS GAINSBOROUGH FINAL FANTASY VII VICTORY 10 to 8 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER ZACK "THE BIG CAT" FAIR FINAL FANTASY VII DEFEAT 10 to 8 | |||
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I could paint this fight in several different ways. A battle of former lovers, separated and reunited by death.
That's too easy. No, this is a fight that celebrates the high quality FFVII models. Is Zack's pointy face better than the flat faced Aerith? Parachute pants or weird double sided dress shorts thing. Who will be the last toothpick arm standing? | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]So we really had to stop the topless thing this week of all weeks? --BlueHighwindツ 00:01, April 22, 2015 (UTC) I'm still sad there's no rock. Shadow123367 (talk) 05:57, April 23, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 345: Inappropriately Timed Swimsuit Competition: Kazusa v. Zack[]
VICTOR Zack 14-3 |
All right people, summer is only 2 months away so this is clearly the perfect time for our contestants to get out there and show the world their best beach fashion! Today we have two lovely contestants who've traveled far to show off their stuff for your approval?
...what's that? Swimsuit contests are supposed to have women? Nonsense, these are the only two people who showed up, and the staff of the Final Fantasy Wiki are equal opportunity oglers. |
VICTOR Zack 14-3 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]What is this summer you speak of? Can you eat it? King of Noobs 12:35, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
Aw, c'mon, no Cute Courtesan of Costa del Sol? C A T U S E 04:13, April 15, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 344: Last Rock Standing Round 88: Escortee Week: Aerith v. Victoria[]
CHAMPION AERITH GAINSBOROUGH FINAL FANTASY VII VICTORY 8 to 4 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER VICTORIA F. STEIN BRAVELY DEFAULT DEFEAT 8 to 4 | |||
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So for today's obviously punctual Last Man Standing week, we have a girl who paid for a bodyguard with a date, and should clearly be allowed outside on her own precisely 0% of the time, judging by what happens every time she is. And she's facing off against someone who is guarded by a man with the literal middle initial and last name of S. Court. This isn't rocket science, people. | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]If I was as fashionable as I was fashionably late, I would be raking in millions in clothing design. Jimcloud 06:35, April 6, 2015 (UTC) We asked the rock if it wanted to continue but it just kind of sat there doing nothing, so we gave it an early championship/retirement. Also I'm not shopping a rock onto another Aerith photo. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:15, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
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Week 343: High Pitched Cackling Week: Victoria v. Shantotto[]
VICTOR Victoria 8 to 7 |
I'm having the strange desire to cackle widely and set fire to shrubbery and people. I think I need to get that checked out… |
VICTOR Victoria 8 to 7 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Um... wow, Scathe. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:38, March 31, 2015 (UTC) For some reason I get a giggle out of the line "Victor: Victoria". it's just extremely funny. Jimcloud 06:35, April 6, 2015 (UTC) That's not really a question you need to ask of BH Mechakaiser Pzykosiz (talk) 06:38, April 6, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 342: Last Man Standing Round 87: Aerith vs Palom & Porom[]
Week 342: Last Man Tag Team Standing Round 87 1: Aerith & A Rock vs Palom & Porom[]
CHAMPION AERITH GAINSBOROUGH & A ROCK FINAL FANTASY VII THERE WERE ROCKS IN FFVII, RIGHT? VICTOR 11 to 3 |
LAST STANDING |
CHALLENGER PALOM & POROM FINAL FANTASY IV DEFEAT 11 to 3 | |||
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There we go, much better. OK go vote now. | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Is Aerith going to bang the rock? --BlueHighwindツ 23:50, March 23, 2015 (UTC)
It just occured to me... what happened to the numbers. They all get shot or something? All I see are bullet (holes.) King of Noobs 13:01, March 26, 2015 (UTC) |
Week 341: Twin Week: Alphinaud & Alisaie v. Palom & Porom[]
VICTOR Palom & Porom 12-10.5 |
A set of twins, one of the two level-headed and helpful, the other impetuous and independent... Which set of twins am I talking about?
... I'm sure you thought I was talking about Palom and Porom, since Final Fantasy XIV seems to be the last game on the minds of many. The moral of the story: Don't discount games just because they happen to be MMOs! (True moral of the story: Don't ask for fight suggestions when people who play XIV a lot are around) |
VICTOR Palom & Porom 12-10.5 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Jimcloud? Updating on time and not fobbing the duty off on someone else? What is this madness. Jimcloud 02:06, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
Ah, Monday on the east coast and no update. All is right with the DNC again. :3 King of Noobs 12:51, March 23, 2015 (UTC)
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