Week 390: Rerun Week: Zidane vs. Tidus[]
I feel this is one of the underrated matchups. The two latest protagonists in the main series excluding Final Fantasy XI and unreleased games have something in common: They're a lot more playful than those of past games. So, who would win?
OK ACTUAL DESCRIPTION TIME: On the 13th of May 2006, the great Man of Crazy Swords descended onto the Colosseum and saw naught, but one very lazy octopus. THIS, he said in flaming holy words, like great men in legend are wont to do, IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. So he told the octopus to gather a bunch of shmucks and let them fight for our adoration. And the octopus did, because you don't really argue with that kind of speech in legends. And it was... OK, we guess. For the record, when this fight was first run, Tidus won 8-5. As far as I can tell anons got counted as full votes at that time. |
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Votes for Zidane[]
Anonymous Votes[]FFX over FFIX, but Zidane over Tidus! 68.4.230.168 23:08, May 10, 2016 (UTC) |
Votes for Tidus[]
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Peanut Gallery[]So I figured that despite the results of when this originally run, this wouldn't be a fair fight at all, but, uh, wow. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 01:44, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
Zidane's a great character no question. But it's amazing how much people exaggerate things they hate about Tidus still. He's a good character. AnonyMan (talk) 01:31, May 11, 2016 (UTC)
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Week 389: Last Man Standing Round 108: Color Week: Red XIII vs. Garnet[]
CHAMPION RED (supposedly) FINAL FANTASY VII W O W H E W O N B Y H A L F A P O I N T |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER ORANGE FINAL FANTASY IX D A M N T H A T ' S C L O S E | |||
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This is a duel for the ages. A duel between over a very important principle. That is to say, colors. Garnet, wearing her weird orange jumpsuit thing, is the champion of the color orange. Therefore, Garnet has challenged Red XIII on the basis that he is not actually red, but orange. Garnet stipulates that Red XIII must either swear fealty to the Secret Society of Horrid Orange Attire or must dye himself red to match his name. Red XIII objects on the following points 1. it's his fur, not an attire 2. some random spiky haired guys just decided to call him Red XIII. Garnet remains unmoved.
The fate of the Secret Society of Horrid Orange Attire is at stake! It's up to you! Who will be the last color standing? | |||||
Votes for Red[]
Anonymous Votes[] |
Votes for Orange[]
Anonymous Votes[]68.4.230.168 23:31, May 2, 2016 (UTC) 60.2.120.155 12:51, May 7, 2016 (UTC) | ||||
Peanut Gallery[]That may simply be one of the best fight descriptions I have ever read. King of Noobs 22:23, May 2, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 388: Barbie Princess Adventures Week: Garnet vs Ashe[]
Garnet Winner 9.5-7 |
And on this fine day where the DNC is only two and a half days later (somehow???) we come to a match against two of Final Fantasy's more recognizable princesses: in one corner, we have the traditional fish out of water, no street smarts princess. And then in the other corner, we have strong, independent gender equality princess. There's something for young girls of all ages!(I just hope there aren't any young girls reading this page right now, considering some of the other stuff the Committee gets up to.) Just one question remains.
Why does the traditional princess have an orange jumpsuit, while the strong independent one is wearing a tiny pink miniskirt? |
Ashe Loser 9.5-7 | |||
Votes for Garnet Til Alexandros XVI[]
Anonymous Votes[]Orange jumpsuit (Naruto) over pink miniskirt (Sakura), haha 68.4.230.168 04:24, April 28, 2016 (UTC) |
Votes for Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca[]
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Peanut Gallery[]And with that done, time to get back to doing All The Homework and All The College Logistical Nonsense and All The Prior Obligations and All The Prep For Moving This Week. Just in case you were wondering why your update was so late. Jimcloud 01:17, April 27, 2016 (UTC) IX came out in 2000, she'd be legal by now BH Pzykosiz (talk) 07:51, April 27, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 387: Last Man Standing Round 107: I Re-found The LMS Template Week: Red XIII vs. Ultros[]
CHAMPION A DOG FINAL FANTASY VII A-B-C-D-E-F-G! Can you count to seven with me? |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER AN OCTOPUS FINAL FANTASY VI 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5.5... shoot. | |||
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This is what happens when you don't have a "no pets" rule in the colosseum. | |||||
Votes for Red[]
Anonymous Votes[] |
Votes for Ultros[]
Anonymous Votes[]A vote for our lovely receptionist! Come on! Give this pet some money! 68.4.230.168 00:46, April 20, 2016 (UTC) | ||||
Peanut Gallery[]Pst... the DNC seems to have fully invaded the front page. I'm not sure who's allowed to fix that, so I thought I'd at least tell you. King of Noobs 03:54, April 19, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 386: DNC Dreams of Sushi Week: Leviathan vs Ultros[]
Leviathan Straight Outta the Bible |
This week in the DNC (a week being a period of time ranging from 7-14 days), we will feast like kings on fish and octopus. Yummy! Fine voters, eat your fill, let your stomach distend and gorge yourself silly on seafood. It shall be a feast fit for octopus (and fish) royalty.
Also, the gods (meaning me) are displeased because I did not win two weeks ago. I shall bring swift vengeance upon thee. All those who voted against me shall suffer a most terrible curse: you shall never again find a matching pair of socks. Slowly but surely, your sock collection will always be odd numbered no matter how hard you try, and you will face the scorn and torment of your peers by means of your multicolored socks. It is a fitting punishment for those so foolish. The fight is still below and you may correct your mistake to free yourself from the curse. |
Ultros Genuine Octopus Royalty this guy won | |||
Votes for fish[]
Anonymous Votes[] |
Votes for octopus[]
Anonymous Votes[]68.4.230.168 04:44, April 13, 2016 (UTC) Forget sushi! I want Seafood Soup! Don't mess with the octopus, you say? Well, too bad! | ||||
Peanut Gallery[]Does my reasoning for voting appease you Lord Scathus? I really prefer matching socks... ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:51, April 12, 2016 (UTC) Child, please. I don't own socks. I just take them from my mother... >:P Crashb2007 (talk) 19:43, April 12, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 385: Last Man Standing Round 106: Sabin vs Red XIII[]
Winner - Red XIII 9.5-11 | Ladies and gentleman, drum roll please...! For his very final battle in Last Man Standing, Sabin will face his greatest challenge yet, Red XIII!
...The saddest part is, Red XIII probably is Sabin's greatest challenge thus far. |
Winner - Red XIII 9.5-11 | |||
Votes for Sabin[]
Anonymous Votes[]68.4.230.168 23:04, April 6, 2016 (UTC) |
Votes for Red XIII[]
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Peanut Gallery[]I was going to leave the April Fool's joke up for an uncomfortably long time, but I got vetoed by my fellow DNC members. Be grateful. Jimcloud 03:23, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
...not sure whether or not we count votes from people who confuse a * with a #. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:56, April 12, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 384's in the April Fools Archive because somebody refused to recognise its extreme importance on the future of the wiki.
Week 383: Birthday Week: ScatheMote vs Everything Else[]
Everything - | |||||
I was told like 12 hours ago to update because it was Scathe's birthday (I think it was my turn anyway???)
I don't think this is what the other DNC committee people meant. |
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Votes for Lord Scathus[]
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Votes for things that aren't Lord Scathus[]
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Peanut Gallery[]Soo... No one gonna react to my little Gau joke? Was it not that funny or did evryone miss it? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 15:24, March 21, 2016 (UTC) @Ffgamesftw: Looks more like the symbol of you not paying attention to what's written above the frog, I think. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:49, March 22, 2016 (UTC) So, if this ends in a tie, does that mean Scathe still wins since everything that isn't him couldn't actually beat him? King of Noobs 00:40, March 30, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 382: Bark Bark I'm a Wolf Week: Red XIII vs Gau[]
Gau Final Fantasy VI ANIMAL MAN LOSES |
Back in the good old days of the Roman Empire, people would have gladiators fight and kill lions to the roaring sound of spectators.
This is exactly what's going on here, except there are no Romans, no gladiators, no lions, and no spectators. There is a man who thinks he's an animal and an animal who thinks he's a man. and a colosseum, I guess. |
Red "Anakin Skywalker" XIII Final Fantasy VII MAN ANIMAL WINS | |||
Votes for Gau[]
Anonymous Votes[]68.4.230.168 23:40, March 16, 2016 (UTC) |
Votes for Red XIII[]
Anonymous Votes[] | ||||
Peanut Gallery[]Ur welcome, FF Wiki :D MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:06, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
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Week 381: Last Man Standing Round 105: Near-Miss Week: Sabin vs. Minfilia[]
CHAMPION SABIN FINAL FANTASY VI VICTOR 9.5-3 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER MINFILIA FINAL FANTASY XIV VICTOR 9.5-3 | |||
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So for this fight, we have the match everybody's been waiting for, between two monks from the old games of the glory days! Sabin stands against Tif-
Uh, guys. Guys, where's Tifa? Wait. Wait. We've got... Minfilia. Oh. Okay then. Uh. Huh. Screw it, I don't even know how we got here. I'm out. Have fun, guys. | |||||
Votes for Sabin[]
Anonymous Votes[]68.4.230.168 01:22, March 9, 2016 (UTC) |
Votes for Minfilia[]
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Peanut Gallery[]SPRING BREAK BOYS. ALL THIS FREE TIME OH MY GOD. Which... does beg the question of why I didn't update until 7:30 AM on Tuesday, doesn't it. Uhh... LOOK A SQUIRREL Jimcloud 12:45, March 8, 2016 (UTC) |