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Week 390: Rerun Week: Zidane vs. Tidus[edit source]

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I feel this is one of the underrated matchups. The two latest protagonists in the main series excluding Final Fantasy XI and unreleased games have something in common: They're a lot more playful than those of past games. So, who would win?

OK ACTUAL DESCRIPTION TIME: On the 13th of May 2006, the great Man of Crazy Swords descended onto the Colosseum and saw naught, but one very lazy octopus. THIS, he said in flaming holy words, like great men in legend are wont to do, IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. So he told the octopus to gather a bunch of shmucks and let them fight for our adoration. And the octopus did, because you don't really argue with that kind of speech in legends.

And it was... OK, we guess.

For the record, when this fight was first run, Tidus won 8-5. As far as I can tell anons got counted as full votes at that time.

Votes for Zidane[edit source]

  1. *laughs uncontrollably* Fëasindë Peth 23:04, May 9, 2016 (UTC)
  2. yeah I have no idea what 2006 wiki was thinking -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:10, May 9, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Jimcloud 23:11, May 9, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I join Fae in uncontrollable laughing.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 23:39, May 9, 2016 (UTC)
  5. This is not even fair --Trindadex 01:21, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
  6. I continue to be fascinated by that tail. King of Noobs 01:22, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Even if Dissidia didn't exist, Zidane will always be superior to Tidus. Least he got far with his girl than crybaby did before the end of Disc 1. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:52, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Hm, tough choice. I'd MUCH rather work with Garret's saiyan apprentice than Johnny Test here, who's probably wangsting over how Chuck Norris (His dad) ought to be nicer to him. Berani00 (talk) 11:12, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Suddenly I'm getting the laughing scene flashbacks. ~ZidaneSilverfield 13:37, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
  10. And everything was right with the world. Armageddon11 (talk) 13:57, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
  11. I love the description and both of these protagonists. I'm a tad ashamed to admit that dadgum laughing scene from X plays a major role in my vote for Zidane.Free bird (talk) 00:20, May 11, 2016 (UTC)
  12. Completely agree with the anonymous comment Zhor7 01:27, May 12, 2016 (UTC)
  13. *laughs with feasinde Pzykosiz (talk) 09:52, May 12, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

FFX over FFIX, but Zidane over Tidus! 68.4.230.168 23:08, May 10, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for Tidus[edit source]

  1. Monterossa (talk) 11:48, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Hyper Dodger Chocobo is a "great" minigame. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 16:11, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
  3. He's upbeat, he's a talented athelete. Dude cooly accepted his fate like a MAN. Things he occasionally gripe about are way more legitimate than what most others cry about. I underrated him, he's underrated.--AnonyMan (talk) 23:11, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I will admit, he is a character I grew up with and upon ending FFX, one of few characters that actually made me sad about what happens to him in the end. Crashb2007 (talk) 04:26, May 12, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Zidane is an overall better character than Tidus, but in Dissidia 012 Zidane's battle style is lame compared to the dodge-style of Tidus! GoldenChocobo 11:48, May 14, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

So I figured that despite the results of when this originally run, this wouldn't be a fair fight at all, but, uh, wow. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 01:44, May 10, 2016 (UTC)

Haven't you figured it out yet? Never try to figure out the DNC, it's just not good for one's sanity. King of Noobs 02:54, May 10, 2016 (UTC)\
I work here, I'm not allowed to be sane. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:40, May 10, 2016 (UTC)
Touché. At least you get good benefits. King of Noobs 01:07, May 11, 2016 (UTC)

Zidane's a great character no question. But it's amazing how much people exaggerate things they hate about Tidus still. He's a good character. AnonyMan (talk) 01:31, May 11, 2016 (UTC)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!! Pzykosiz (talk) 09:55, May 12, 2016 (UTC)
You're trying to compare a god to Tidus, Tidus is always gonna look like complete shit in comparison. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:31, May 12, 2016 (UTC)
Uhhhhhh...yes, I am. Really nothing wrong with him when you get right down to it. He's done alot for a guy who kinda technically didn't exist. Also moot point, 90% of FF looks like shit compared to Zidane. Loll. AnonyMan (talk) 00:14, May 13, 2016 (UTC)

Week 389: Last Man Standing Round 108: Color Week: Red XIII vs. Garnet[edit source]

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CHAMPION
RED (supposedly)
FINAL FANTASY VII
W O W H E W O N B Y H A L F A P O I N T
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
ORANGE
FINAL FANTASY IX
D A M N T H A T ' S C L O S E
This is a duel for the ages. A duel between over a very important principle. That is to say, colors. Garnet, wearing her weird orange jumpsuit thing, is the champion of the color orange. Therefore, Garnet has challenged Red XIII on the basis that he is not actually red, but orange. Garnet stipulates that Red XIII must either swear fealty to the Secret Society of Horrid Orange Attire or must dye himself red to match his name. Red XIII objects on the following points 1. it's his fur, not an attire 2. some random spiky haired guys just decided to call him Red XIII. Garnet remains unmoved.

The fate of the Secret Society of Horrid Orange Attire is at stake! It's up to you! Who will be the last color standing?

Votes for Red[edit source]

  1. Red XIII all the way!Free bird (talk) 01:23, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Zhor716:51, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Poor baby Red XIII. Jimcloud 18:11, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Pancakes!!! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 04:04, May 5, 2016 (UTC)
  5. It's not that necessarily I don't want to see Garnet naked, it's that legally I am unable to comment on the situation one way or another. My lawyer advised me not even to bring up the subject, then lept out the fifth story window to his short yet probably very painful death. But before his untimely passing he mentioned the Red XIII is naked already and that should be enough. --BlueHighwind 13:05, May 5, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Nanaki Returns: Red XIII. Monterossa (talk) 13:41, May 5, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Crashb2007 (talk) 00:53, May 6, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Red's my favourite colour. It makes me feel awesome. Berani00 (talk) 10:53, May 6, 2016 (UTC)
  9. (runs towards the DNC) Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, I forgot to vote last time! (stops to catch breath) ...OK, thanks to FF7MA, Red has my vote. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 07:21, May 7, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Red XIII is a great character which is penalised by an insufficient plot involvement.GoldenChocobo 14:58, May 07, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Orange[edit source]

  1. O B V I O U S V O T E--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 20:18, May 2, 2016 (UTC)
  2. King of Noobs 22:22, May 2, 2016 (UTC)
  3. All hail our soft queen! ~ZidaneSilverfield 07:33, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. our lives are just a fucking mess and we're sinking Hexed 08:37, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
  5. duh Pzykosiz (talk) 11:44, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Orange is the new black ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:19, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Armageddon11 (talk) 10:50, May 4, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Just to note I like the color Red better but I like Garnet better --Ffgamesftw (talk) 23:53, May 6, 2016 (UTC)
  9. She doesn't use a hairpin for a weapon. Instead she can use those lacrosse racquets or whatever they're supposed to be. Gigantuar (talk) 15:49, May 7, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

68.4.230.168 23:31, May 2, 2016 (UTC) 60.2.120.155 12:51, May 7, 2016 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

That may simply be one of the best fight descriptions I have ever read. King of Noobs 22:23, May 2, 2016 (UTC)

Week 388: Barbie Princess Adventures Week: Garnet vs Ashe[edit source]

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Garnet
Winner
9.5-7
And on this fine day where the DNC is only two and a half days later (somehow???) we come to a match against two of Final Fantasy's more recognizable princesses: in one corner, we have the traditional fish out of water, no street smarts princess. And then in the other corner, we have strong, independent gender equality princess. There's something for young girls of all ages!(I just hope there aren't any young girls reading this page right now, considering some of the other stuff the Committee gets up to.) Just one question remains.

Why does the traditional princess have an orange jumpsuit, while the strong independent one is wearing a tiny pink miniskirt?

Ashe
Loser
9.5-7

Votes for Garnet Til Alexandros XVI[edit source]

  1. Be yourself Fëasindë Peth 03:24, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:49, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  3. This vote was so tough.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 08:05, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Maybe I would think about voting for Ashe if Balthier wasn't such a badass. Maybe. But he is, so I'm voting for my favourite heroine thus far. ~ZidaneSilverfield 12:08, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  5. King of Noobs 12:40, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Jumpsuits for life ThePhoenixDown (talk) 17:35, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Mierna 02:54, April 28, 2016 (UTC)
  8. Jimcloud 03:45, April 28, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Ooo, soft. Gigantuar (talk) 13:37, April 29, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Orange jumpsuit (Naruto) over pink miniskirt (Sakura), haha 68.4.230.168 04:24, April 28, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca[edit source]

  1. Something something whatever. I'm exhausted from PAX East articles, I kinda want to see Ashe naked and I think if I admit to this nobody will arrest me. If I said that about Garnet I expecting handcuffs. So Ashe wins. --BlueHighwind 02:47, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  2. *Star Wars theme intensifies* Armageddon11 (talk) 05:17, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  3. bc oppai Hexed 08:23, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I do not mean to burn Garnet when I say this, but at least Ashe does not stop being useful at all in XII, whereas Garnet does lose usefulness at one point in IX. Besides, Ashe is a character I did like in FFXII Plus, she does do a good job of leading Dalmasca's set of freedom fighters. Crashb2007 (talk) 22:23, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Wow, this is a very tough choice. They're both memorable and intriguing princesses and I actually don't know which one I like more. I'm voting for Ashe because of the sword she's carrying in this picture.Free bird (talk) 23:03, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
  6. the freljord is mine to command Cat (meowhunt) 00:29, April 28, 2016 (UTC)
  7. GoldenChocobo 12:44, April 30, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

And with that done, time to get back to doing All The Homework and All The College Logistical Nonsense and All The Prior Obligations and All The Prep For Moving This Week.

Just in case you were wondering why your update was so late. Jimcloud 01:17, April 27, 2016 (UTC)

I figured you were just sleeping in. REALLY sleeping in. King of Noobs 12:41, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
I wish. I haven't slept more than ~5 hours this week. Jimcloud 03:33, April 28, 2016 (UTC)

IX came out in 2000, she'd be legal by now BH Pzykosiz (talk) 07:51, April 27, 2016 (UTC)

Week 387: Last Man Standing Round 107: I Re-found The LMS Template Week: Red XIII vs. Ultros[edit source]

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CHAMPION
A DOG
FINAL FANTASY VII
A-B-C-D-E-F-G! Can you count to seven with me?
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
AN OCTOPUS
FINAL FANTASY VI
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5.5... shoot.
This is what happens when you don't have a "no pets" rule in the colosseum.

Votes for Red[edit source]

  1. I have no reason for this vote, good day. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 12:28, April 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Ultos deserves love and respect, but I have to vote for Red XIII.Free bird (talk) 01:22, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Nanaki doesn't have any tentacles, and that's good enough for me ~ZidaneSilverfield; 11:05, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I'd rather have a dog than a perverted octopus, thank you... Crashb2007 (talk) 18:58, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Red XIII on my arm, yet again, gotta go with him.Zhor7 01:13, April 21, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Armageddon11 (talk) 12:14, April 22, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Everyone, who wants sushi by Monday? Berani00 (talk) 03:13, April 23, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Ultros[edit source]

  1. What do you mean "pet?!" This octopus is royalty! And the owner! King of Noobs 01:15, April 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Ultros gets a vote for each arm right? Pzykosiz (talk) 11:27, April 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Uncle UltyFëasindë Peth 21:08, April 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. GoldenChocobo 14:04, April 23, 2016 (UTC)
  5. As this is the DNC it seems only right to root for the receptionist. Kinda mean of us to make him fight. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 02:26, April 25, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

A vote for our lovely receptionist! Come on! Give this pet some money! 68.4.230.168 00:46, April 20, 2016 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Pst... the DNC seems to have fully invaded the front page. I'm not sure who's allowed to fix that, so I thought I'd at least tell you. King of Noobs 03:54, April 19, 2016 (UTC)

Week 386: DNC Dreams of Sushi Week: Leviathan vs Ultros[edit source]

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Leviathan
Straight Outta the Bible
This week in the DNC (a week being a period of time ranging from 7-14 days), we will feast like kings on fish and octopus. Yummy! Fine voters, eat your fill, let your stomach distend and gorge yourself silly on seafood. It shall be a feast fit for octopus (and fish) royalty.

Also, the gods (meaning me) are displeased because I did not win two weeks ago. I shall bring swift vengeance upon thee. All those who voted against me shall suffer a most terrible curse: you shall never again find a matching pair of socks. Slowly but surely, your sock collection will always be odd numbered no matter how hard you try, and you will face the scorn and torment of your peers by means of your multicolored socks. It is a fitting punishment for those so foolish. The fight is still below and you may correct your mistake to free yourself from the curse.

Ultros
Genuine Octopus Royalty
this guy won

Votes for fish[edit source]

  1. I don't want sushi, I want a hot steaming bowl of ramen. --BlueHighwind 15:37, April 12, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Because he kinda looks like Bahamut. ~ZidaneSilverfield 15:56, April 12, 2016 (UTC)
  3. I like this fight because not only has Ultros been added predominantly for comedic affect, he is also a really cool character. Leviathan is a legend in the franchise.Free bird (talk) 00:01, April 13, 2016 (UTC)
  4. GoldenChocobo 13:22, April 17, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for octopus[edit source]

  1. Technically he works here at the DNC, so a vote for him is a vote for Lord Scathus. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:49, April 12, 2016 (UTC)
  2. for tentacles Pzykosiz (talk) 22:18, April 12, 2016 (UTC)
  3. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 22:23, April 12, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Mmm... Calamari... fried, with some hot peppers. King of Noobs 13:36, April 13, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Unfortunately takoyaki is one of my favorite snacks, so one for the octopus. Even if he's a weirdo. Luacas (talk) 16:12, April 16, 2016 (UTC)
  6. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DON'T TEASE THE OCTOPUS Fëasindë Peth 18:09, April 16, 2016 (UTC)
  7. This week seems kinda fishy. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 23:04, April 17, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

68.4.230.168 04:44, April 13, 2016 (UTC) Forget sushi! I want Seafood Soup! Don't mess with the octopus, you say? Well, too bad!

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Does my reasoning for voting appease you Lord Scathus? I really prefer matching socks... ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:51, April 12, 2016 (UTC)

Child, please. I don't own socks. I just take them from my mother... >:P Crashb2007 (talk) 19:43, April 12, 2016 (UTC)

Week 385: Last Man Standing Round 106: Sabin vs Red XIII[edit source]

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Winner - Red XIII 9.5-11 Ladies and gentleman, drum roll please...! For his very final battle in Last Man Standing, Sabin will face his greatest challenge yet, Red XIII!

...The saddest part is, Red XIII probably is Sabin's greatest challenge thus far.

Winner - Red XIII 9.5-11

Votes for Sabin[edit source]

  1. /me is sad that Jimmeh didn't B U I L D A W A L L --ShirubaKurono Dissicon ff13 Lig3.png 03:33, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. corno she didn't B U I L D A W A L L because sabin would suplex it pls Cat (meowhunt) 04:59, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  3. S U P L E X A W A L L -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:40, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  4. S U P L E X T H E T R A I N--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 10:03, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  5. T R A I N A S U P L E X Pzykosiz (talk) 11:08, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  6. I think I will simply vote in a plain, normal, no weird caps way. King of Noobs 12:40, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Awww I was hoping for Sabin to face off against Everything or Donald Trump. Still gotta vote for Sabin, even if suplexing a train was a bug and not somthing he could do he held up a house for 5 minutes! --Ffgamesftw (talk) 17:01, April 10, 2016 (UTC)
  8. B U I L D A S U P L E X ThePhoenixDown (talk) 13:02, April 11, 2016 (UTC)
  9. S U P L E X A B U I L D W A L L Hexed 11:12, April 12, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

68.4.230.168 23:04, April 6, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for Red XIII[edit source]

  1. Nanaki~ 8bit 03:33, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Ѧüя◎ґ (talk) 03:39, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Meh... sorry Sabin, but I have to vote for Red here.... Crashb2007 (talk) 05:44, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Sabin, you've had a good run. Berani00 (talk) 06:31, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Cosmo Canyon, enough said. ~Zidane Silverfield 13:22, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Red's got my vote here, though I do love Sabin as well.Zhor7 17:17, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  7. As much I'd love to see Sabin stand victorious in LMS, I have to vote for my favorite character in the entire FFVII Compilation.Free bird (talk) 23:02, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  8. His dad died for our sins. Armageddon11 (talk) 23:57, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Since no one got my Gau joke in the fight before the April Fools and Scathe fights, I'm voting for the guy he went against. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 17:09, April 8, 2016 (UTC)
  10. B U I L D A D E M O N W A L L GoldenChocobo 14:44, April 9, 2016 (UTC)
  • Go, Red XIII!!!!!! NoctisXV 9:42, April 11, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I was going to leave the April Fool's joke up for an uncomfortably long time, but I got vetoed by my fellow DNC members.

Be grateful. Jimcloud 03:23, April 6, 2016 (UTC)

As long as the Scathe fight either ends in his victory or last 'till the end of the Wiki, we will be happy. King of Noobs 12:39, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
Scathe lost, actually. It was a 9.5-9 victory for everything that isn't Scathe. If all else fails, I've an Evangelion for my insurance policy. Berani00 (talk) 05:55, April 7, 2016 (UTC)
Lies! The boxes remain un-filled! King of Noobs 03:11, April 8, 2016 (UTC)
No, really. Take my word for it at least and look at the actual number of votes. Berani00 (talk) 08:00, April 9, 2016 (UTC)

...not sure whether or not we count votes from people who confuse a * with a #. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:56, April 12, 2016 (UTC)

Week 384's in the April Fools Archive because somebody refused to recognise its extreme importance on the future of the wiki.

Week 383: Birthday Week: ScatheMote vs Everything Else[edit source]

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DNC Versus.png Everything -
FFII Poison Toad-psp.png
I was told like 12 hours ago to update because it was Scathe's birthday (I think it was my turn anyway???)

I don't think this is what the other DNC committee people meant.

Votes for Lord Scathus[edit source]

  1. I personally have enjoyed Hexed being victimized by Scathe. Jimcloud 12:17, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. I support Lord Scathus and all his victimizing ways. King of Noobs 12:38, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 15:26, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Scathe is the user who first welcomed me unto the wiki, and I in turn shall now greet him with glorious victory! Armageddon11 (talk) 08:55, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Yeahremix 21:33, March 24, 2016 (UTC)
  6. "Everything Else" includes many things I can't tolerate... GoldenChocobo 14:58, March 26, 2016 (UTC)
  7. What Golden Chocobo said. MissH <3 03:19, March 27, 2016 (UTC)
  8. tying it up now hehehehe Pzykosiz (talk) 21:16, March 28, 2016 (UTC)
  9. IF LORD SCATHUS CAN'T WIN HE'LL TAKE THE OMNIVERSE DOWN WITH HIM. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:41, March 29, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for things that aren't Lord Scathus[edit source]

  1. i personally have been victimised by scathe Hexed 12:06, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. I'm voting for myself here. I am in the subset of all things not Scathe. Unless I'm his hallucination. Unless we're all Scathe's hallucination. In which case this BATTLE IS A FRAUD. HEXED, YOU LIAR! DAMN YOU. --BlueHighwind 13:05, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Tell me why, given life, we are meant to be trolled by Scathe, helpless in our cries? Cat (meowhunt) 15:54, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. I myself fall into everything else, if I'm not mistaken ThePhoenixDown (talk) 18:55, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  5. We all know how this will end... Crashb2007 (talk) 00:17, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Everything else? Everything else. Mierna 02:37, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Apparently the symbol that resembles everything is a frog. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:15, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  8. If the Mexicans can't get you, I will! Berani00 (talk) 06:08, March 22, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Well there are several godlike entities in "everything else" Luacas (talk) 02:11, March 29, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 89.101.104.164 10:27, March 29, 2016 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Soo... No one gonna react to my little Gau joke? Was it not that funny or did evryone miss it? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 15:24, March 21, 2016 (UTC)

@Ffgamesftw: Looks more like the symbol of you not paying attention to what's written above the frog, I think. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:49, March 22, 2016 (UTC)

So, if this ends in a tie, does that mean Scathe still wins since everything that isn't him couldn't actually beat him? King of Noobs 00:40, March 30, 2016 (UTC)

Week 382: Bark Bark I'm a Wolf Week: Red XIII vs Gau[edit source]

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Gau
Final Fantasy VI
ANIMAL MAN LOSES
Back in the good old days of the Roman Empire, people would have gladiators fight and kill lions to the roaring sound of spectators.

This is exactly what's going on here, except there are no Romans, no gladiators, no lions, and no spectators. There is a man who thinks he's an animal and an animal who thinks he's a man. and a colosseum, I guess.

Red "Anakin Skywalker" XIII
Final Fantasy VII
MAN ANIMAL WINS

Votes for Gau[edit source]

  1. Ooooh, I've been waiting a long time to use this song...[1] MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:06, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Mierna 09:21, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Roma Invicta. Hexed 14:22, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Less boring.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 14:51, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 08:37, March 16, 2016 (UTC)
  6. I have to give props to someone who has one of the more unique fighting styles in RPGs. King of Noobs 19:46, March 16, 2016 (UTC)
  7. Fudge it, going to try to even this out. Crashb2007 (talk) 03:20, March 18, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

68.4.230.168 23:40, March 16, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for Red XIII[edit source]

  1. That nickname was just perfect. Berani00 (talk) 09:12, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  2. *Bark bark! Woof! Bark Bark!* --BlueHighwind 14:01, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Red XIII sleeps tonight... ThePhoenixDown (talk) 16:20, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Yeahremix 17:17, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Although not a big fan of either character I decided on each characters best scene. Red XIII had one of my favorite scenes with the events in Cosmo Canyon. On the other hand Gau had the nice scene with his father in WoR. While Gau's scene is great I have to give the edge to Red XIII. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 22:27, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  6. My favorite character from the FF7 Compilation. I'd have preferred he would've had considerably more screen time and a bigger part of a story than he did in the rest of the Compilation, but I understand. I found Gau's scenes annoying, but I liked him in battle.Free bird (talk) 00:29, March 16, 2016 (UTC)
  7. MissH <3 11:46, March 16, 2016 (UTC)
  8. I literally have his tattoo... And FF7's is my favorite character cast. Zhor7 02:13, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
  9. Any reason why the title and fight have the names in opposite orders? (lol jk i know its incompetence) Armageddon11 (talk) 18:47, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
  10. Cookies! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 00:32, March 18, 2016 (UTC)
  11. The fight description is absolutely perfect! GoldenChocobo 14:08, March 19, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Ur welcome, FF Wiki :D MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:06, March 15, 2016 (UTC)

As one who likes animal-like characters, y'all have no idea how hard it is for me to even pick between these two characters.... :( Crashb2007 (talk) 07:31, March 15, 2016 (UTC)

Week 381: Last Man Standing Round 105: Near-Miss Week: Sabin vs. Minfilia[edit source]

PFF Sabin Illust.png
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PFF Minfilia Illust.png
CHAMPION
SABIN
FINAL FANTASY VI
VICTOR
9.5-3
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
MINFILIA
FINAL FANTASY XIV
VICTOR
9.5-3
So for this fight, we have the match everybody's been waiting for, between two monks from the old games of the glory days! Sabin stands against Tif-

Uh, guys. Guys, where's Tifa?

Wait. Wait. We've got... Minfilia. Oh. Okay then. Uh. Huh. Screw it, I don't even know how we got here. I'm out. Have fun, guys.

Votes for Sabin[edit source]

  1. I voted for Miniflea's lewd naked feet last week, she's wearing shoes now. So meh. --BlueHighwind 14:36, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  2. King of Noobs 14:39, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. suplexing a garlean train would be more useful than anything minfilia did in all of arr Cat (meowhunt) 05:15, March 9, 2016 (UTC)
  4. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 05:34, March 9, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Free bird (talk) 23:28, March 9, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Minfilia still trash. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:21, March 10, 2016 (UTC)
  7. This was a tough choice as well. But my LUST FOR REVENGE tipped the edge.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 00:23, March 10, 2016 (UTC)
  8. The guy was a wrestler once. Berani00 (talk) 08:39, March 10, 2016 (UTC)
  9. He's so badass that he can choose not to be a king and just focus on being ripped. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 16:47, March 10, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

68.4.230.168 01:22, March 9, 2016 (UTC)

Votes for Minfilia[edit source]

  1. because Ace needs to notice the pink jigglies Hexed 14:01, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  2. - Metusylc0304 15:32, March 10, 2016 (UTC)
  3. GoldenChocobo 15:22, March 12, 2016 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

SPRING BREAK BOYS. ALL THIS FREE TIME OH MY GOD.

Which... does beg the question of why I didn't update until 7:30 AM on Tuesday, doesn't it. Uhh... LOOK A SQUIRREL Jimcloud 12:45, March 8, 2016 (UTC)

I see what you're doing, Jimcloud, and I refuse to... that squirrel just stole my bag of peanuts! Bloody squirrel! King of Noobs 14:39, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
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