Week 329: Non-Denomination Merry Winter Solstice Festival Week: Snow v. Snow v. Snow v. Raine[]
VICTOR Snow (the second one) 9 to 11 to 7½ to 8½ |
To celebrate the cold, bitter, and horrible winter nights, we at the DNC committee have given you a wondrous fight celebrating the great season of winter! That's right, we've got three, wonderful kinds of snow for you to vote for! In one corner, we have the mullet-wearing and meatheaded sort of snow, the sort of thick snow that sticks and clumps to everything. In the other corner, we have the kind of snow that is currently undergoing some sort of deathly frostbite all over. In the next corner, we have…just snow. Normal snow. Comes from water. Snowy snow. Snow snow snow. In the last corner, in case you hate the cold like I do, we have the reminder that the lovely times of spring are only…three months away with rain(e).
Choose two wisely and snowily. Or rainily. You decide. |
VICTOR Snow (the second one) 9 to 11 to 7½ to 8½ | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Two votes. Use 'em wisely. Or not. ScatheMote 04:10, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
If you're wondering what life is like in New Jersey right now, this fight is a pretty accurate picture. --BlueHighwindツ 03:11, December 18, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 328: Last Man Standing Round 80: Spoony Week: Edward vs. Edward[]
CHALLENGER EDWARD CHRIS VON MUIR FINAL FANTASY IV DEFEAT 12-11 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER EDWARD "EDGE" GERALDINE FINAL FANTASY IV VICTORY 12-11 | |||
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Today at the DNC, we of the committee elect not to provide you with a fight message, but instead broadcast an important public service announcement from one of the elderly of our community. It follows. YOU SPOONY BARD! | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]I considered making the font size 10, but you know, why would you settle for 10 when 11 is an option? Jimcloud 04:42, December 8, 2014 (UTC) Edward Woodwood withstood Woodwood Edward. Could Edward Woodwood gain godhood? Or a Knighthood? Good Jove! Edward Woodwood is on plywood?!?...TMG- Why? (talk) 18:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC) If only we had a third Edward in this series, this could have been a fight between Ed, Edd, n Eddy. --BlueHighwindツ 00:38, December 9, 2014 (UTC) A tie? Oh my. How can this be, Edward is clearly superior to Edward, how can you all not see? King of Noobs 13:57, December 13, 2014 (UTC) I'm currently listening to KURAYAMINOKUMO for the n-th time in my life. It has not lost a single speck of its magnificence Fëasindë Peth 19:04, December 14, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 327: Deja-Vu Week: Fang vs. Edward[]
VICTOR Edward 6 to 11 |
Alright, I admit it, you guys caught us at a bit of a bad time. We were trying to style the next fight as a sort of flower fight, with the Malboro suitably garbed -
Wait. Hmm. I think I'm having those dreams again. |
VICTOR Edward 6 to 11 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]"Fang" and "Edward"? Is this intentional or not? Also, @Monterossa, about Ursula: "he's a she!". ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 15:01, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
So at our current pace, we'll have an Edward v Edward fight. I look forward to the puns. King of Noobs 15:10, December 2, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 326: Last Man Standing Round 79: Fang vs. Edward[]
CHALLENGER OERBA YUN FANG FINAL FANTASY XIII AND THAT SEQUEL YOU PROBABLY HATE DEFEAT 11 to 13½ |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER EDWARD CHRIS VON MUIR FINAL FANTASY IV AND THAT SEQUEL YOU PROBABLY HATE VICTORY 11 to 13½ | |||
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Alright, I admit it, you guys caught us at a bit of a bad time. We were trying to style the next fight as a sort of flower fight, with the Malboro suitably garbed up to take on Cocoonicus Crystallis. But there was an incident knocking out half of the makeup team, one of them needed counseling, so that idea unfortunately had to be scrapped at the last minute. So I start frantically calling anybody who I think will come on the same day, and the only guy I can get-um. What I meant to say, was, from our incredibly massive pool of random competitors, we have totally randomly picked a fair competitor for our current defending champion, Fang, to compete against. Totally.
We even took the liberty of devising a theme for this fight! As you can clearly see, this is the battle of the unnecessarily long names. As one of the few characters in the series with more than two names, these two competitors today will be battling it out for long name superiority! Will the character with four words in their name win out, or will Fang prove that weirder and not bigger is better? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Extracurricular activity for this week: Have any of you people ever met someone who liked The After Years? I met one such individual, once. It was... surreal. Jimcloud 07:59, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
I'll be honest, I did like After Years except for Porom's Tale, which was boring. XIII-2 on the other hand, I got bored with it after playing the first hour. #Crashb2007 (talk) 09:51, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
OMFG!! It seems that the spoony bard will out Fang out of her misery! ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 22:32, November 30, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 325: Alliterative Action Attack! Flan vs. Malboro[]
MELEE MASTER Malboro 8 to 6½ |
Ostensibly, one obviously odious obstreperous oozy outstanding opponent outdoes others. Which will win? Magnanimous Malboro, mouth mewling, many murmurs, mastication murderous? Flamboyant Flan, fickle for feeding, faintly frowning, fairly fragrant? Decide duly, DNC. | MELEE MASTER Malboro 8 to 6½ | |||
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Caustic Complaints[]Can colosseum combatants Can Can classically? :) TMG- Why? (talk) 17:28, November 22, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 324: Last Man Standing Round 78: Fangs Week: Colons: Red XIII vs. Oerba Yun Fang[]
CHALLENGER RED XIII FINAL FANTASY VII. MOSTLY. DEFEAT 6½ to 11 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER OERBA YUN FANG FINAL FANTASY XIII + CHANGE VICTORY 6½ to 11 | |||
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Hello there! Here today we bring you a fresh, new, randomly rolled competitor for this Last Man Standing bout. You see, there was an issue where the pot containing the cat wanted to ride solo, there was an argument, words were said, the group split off, and it was decided that a solo pot did not qualify as a "being" for the purposes of Last Man Standing.
So we made some changes! Here we have the totally randomly picked Oerba Yun Fang, conveniently allowing for us here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum to christen this week Fangs Week. Because it's Fang against someone with fangs. Geddit? ...Anyways, we hope that our 50% completely random competitors and our 50% completely preselected competitors can have a nice, clean, totally cheat-free week at this week's Last Man Standing. Fur will fly, Fangs will, um, fang, and someone will be the Last Wom-er, Man Standing! I can't wait! | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]I fear we are merely looking at the tip of the madness iceberg. Pray, do not stay to go down the rabbit hole with me and my cohort, ladies and gentlemen. Jimcloud 08:36, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
I seem to be having trouble editing when I'm using Google Chrome. is anyone else having this issue? It keeps coming up with some new editor, which doesn't seem to work Pzykosiz (talk) 00:11, November 14, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 323: Transportation Week: Cloud's Motorcycle vs. Noctis's Car vs. Edea's Float Thing vs. A Pot[]
Potcat 7½ - 10 - 5½ - 16½ |
Hey hey hey! Welcome to the post-Halloween sale in the DNC (Driver's Numberplate Collection). We got four prime and beautiful vehicles just for you! Indeed, I'll be honest, I've never seen vehicles that are better and are also not filled with sawdust. Haha, no sawdust here (*shines teeth, blinding several people in the audience; their vision never recovers and they spend the rest of their years blind, mourning the day they ever walked into that strange used car shop*).
On one corner, we got the beautiful motorcycle used by a certain Chocobo haired protagonist. I hear that fanboys faint at the very touch of the leather padding! Just make sure not to be driving when this happens, of course. Next, we this convertible used by a man whose parents loved to butcher ancient languages to the general annoyance of people who actually understand it. Great for running away from giant monsters, or just the ordinary road rage! Next up, we've got a beautiful…thing used by a famous Sorceress and president. I mean, who wouldn't want an evil witch as a president? Beats our current politicians, am I right (*more teeth flashes, sends some people into cardiac arrest*). Finally, we have a pot. Cats sometimes sit in them. Those are vehicles, right? Well, it's all up to you! Just so you know, you can choose your favorite TWO. Who will be the last vehicle standing? |
Potcat 7½ - 10 - 5½ - 16½ | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Just in case you didn't read the fight description (I cry ;_;), you can vote for two candidates in this fight. ScatheMote 02:48, November 3, 2014 (UTC) Not that I am complaining as I like unusual fights like this, but what's the occasion for having this non-normal DNC fight? --Ffgamesftw (talk) 01:47, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 322: Last Man Standing Round 72: Red XIII vs. Ingus[]
CHALLENGER RED XIII FINAL FANTASY VII AND LIKE TEN SECONDS OF ADVENT CHILDREN VICTORY 13-8 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER INGUS FINAL FANTASY III DEFEAT 13-8 | |||
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Kin and country. These are important things, for some moreso than others.
One of our contenders today is the last in a species dedicated to protecting their homeland, and it is a job he takes very seriously. The other one wants to secure the princess's bedchambers, if you know what I mean. So. With the formalities out of the way, let us nobly spectate a battle that has been decreed by that most vicious of random number deities. Which of our noble young lads will secure their place that will probably rapidly be dethroned in the battles to come? Who will be the last man standing*? For, like, a week, tops | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Curse you, reddish colors, for making it so hard to see black on top of you. I swear I deal with salmon more than a fishmonger. Jimcloud 05:59, October 27, 2014 (UTC) And the 10 seconds of Advent Children... :( I was really looking forward to watching AC just to hear Red XIII speak (because his Voice Actor is epic), and then he only got one line. :( Anyways, I'm abstaining from this fight, because it's a character voiced by Liam O'Brien vs a character from the first FF I ever played. TMG- Why? (talk) 11:27, October 27, 2014 (UTC) I want to make it clear that I would totally have voted for Red XIII, however he totally ignored Aerith, and that ruins it for me. --BlueHighwindツ 14:58, October 27, 2014 (UTC) |
WEEK 321: FRIENDLY ROBO WEEK: ALEXANDER vs. ARK[]
VICTOR ALEXANDER 14 TO 6½ |
BEEP…BEEP…INITIALIZING…
WELCOME TO ROBOT'S NECK COLOSSEUM, WHERE WE GIVE YOU THE BEST ROBO-DEALS ANYWHERE TO THE HIGHEST ROBO-BIDDER TODAY WE ARE SELLING TWO OF THE BEST ROBO-LODGINGS KNOWN TO ROBO-KIND. ON YOUR LEFT, WE HAVE A FINE ROBO-CASTLE. GOOD FOR A QUICK ROBO-VACATION AND FOR ANY FAMILY THAT NEEDS A GIANT LASER CANNON TO INCINERATE NEARBY PITIFUL MEAT-PEOPLE TOP OFF THE ROBO-AFTERNOON. ON YOUR RIGHT, WE HAVE A FANTASTIC ROBO-AIRSHIP. WITH A FIFTY ROBO MOVIE THEATER AND A ROBO-SPA, YOU CAN ENJOY THE ROBO-SKIES AND INCINERATE THE MEAT-PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME. PLACE YOUR ROBO-BIDS NOW. WHO WILL BE THE LAST ROBO STANDING? |
VICTOR ALEXANDER 14 TO 6½ | |||
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ANONYMOUS VOTES[]Why do I keep thinking of Robotech whenever I see ARK? #72.84.105.82 00:48, October 21, 2014 (UTC) | ||||
ROBO-PEANUT GALLERY[]ALL CAPS -- SOME COLOR MAGE ~ (TALK) 04:58, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 320: Last Man Standing Round 71: Bartz vs. Ramuh[]
DEFENDING CHAMPION BARTZ KLAUSER FINAL FANTASY V VICTORY 11½ to 4 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER RAMUH AND THAT SEXY BEARD LOTS OF FINAL FANTASY THINGS DEFEAT 11½ to 4 | |||
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He has multiple ladies from two different planets begging him to go steady. His machismo is so incredible, it even made his chocobo sexier. When you say Jump, he's already bringing the spear down. He is... the most interesting Bartz in the world.
Okay, not really. But this is his final match in Last Man Standing, and he is not only fighting against the third in a series of opponents he's already canonically defeated, he is also fighting against the second in a series of masters of anatomical features. That's right, Ramuh makes his foray into Last Man Standing. In this battle of wits, wizardry, and spellblade dual wield rapid fire, who will come out on top? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]So while Jimmeh was preparing to set up this fight she got into a random battle with the Dreaded Flooded Toilet. Fight description to come when she wins. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:13, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
No fight description? I'm disapointed --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:52, October 13, 2014 (UTC) |