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Week 329: Non-Denomination Merry Winter Solstice Festival Week: Snow v. Snow v. Snow v. Raine[edit source]

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VICTOR
Snow (the second one)
9 to 11 to 7½ to 8½
To celebrate the cold, bitter, and horrible winter nights, we at the DNC committee have given you a wondrous fight celebrating the great season of winter! That's right, we've got three, wonderful kinds of snow for you to vote for! In one corner, we have the mullet-wearing and meatheaded sort of snow, the sort of thick snow that sticks and clumps to everything. In the other corner, we have the kind of snow that is currently undergoing some sort of deathly frostbite all over. In the next corner, we have…just snow. Normal snow. Comes from water. Snowy snow. Snow snow snow. In the last corner, in case you hate the cold like I do, we have the reminder that the lovely times of spring are only…three months away with rain(e).

Choose two wisely and snowily. Or rainily. You decide.

VICTOR
Snow (the second one)
9 to 11 to 7½ to 8½

Votes for Snow[edit source]

  1. This is not a vote for Snow Villiers. It is, in fact, a vote for Snow, the cat from XIII-2, whose exclusion from the vote is a grave injustice. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:16, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Well Jon Snow knew nothing about this so this vote goes for him? Mierna 06:48, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I hate Snow, thus I like how he gets beaten up by Lightning. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 11:11, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 13:00, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I actually decently like this guy. King of Noobs 13:36, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  6. "The heroes never die!" NoctisXV (talk) 02:47, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Shadow123367 (talk) 05:53, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Snow has got a great design in every game of the FFXIII trilogy.GoldenChocobo 15:11, December 20, 2014 (UTC)
  9. You had to do this one while I'm vacationing in Florida? Damn  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 21:43, December 21, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Snow[edit source]

  1. Because she's literally like avrandom occurrence like most strang weather phenomena. Also fun punching her in the face.--AnonyMan (talk) 12:41, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. hawt. Monterossa (talk) 12:52, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Female Snow >>>> Male Snow.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:01, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. King of Noobs 13:38, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:06, December 16, 2014 (UTC)
  6. More Snow! - Metusylc0304 06:45, December 17, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Snows pls Shadow123367 (talk) 05:54, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Lady Snow! GoldenChocobo 15:12, December 20, 2014 (UTC)
  9. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 01:17, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
  10. This is not a vote for Snow. It is, in fact, a vote for Anna and Elsa, whose exclusion from the vote is a grave injustice. C A T U S E 04:29, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  11. I'd rather the Ice Queen over Snow, but the vote number 10 remembered me of another great Queen and thus convinced me to vote here. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:21, December 22, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Snow[edit source]

  1. FFMQ Blizzard.png -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:16, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. What is this alien weather? I must know more.--Otherarrow (talk) 05:31, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Woohoo! Mierna 06:48, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!!!!! :D TMG- Why? (talk) 14:30, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Snow? - Metusylc0304 06:45, December 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW --BlueHighwind 03:11, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Snow, only simple snow... I like it. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:23, December 22, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. It doesn't have to be a snowman...71.168.86.81 22:03, December 21, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Rain(e)[edit source]

  1. C A T U S E 04:29, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I hate Snow. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 11:11, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. She's awesome. And Laguna is awesome, how they ended up conceiving the dork they got is beyond me though. Maybe Zell was their child and they were switched at birth.--AnonyMan (talk) 12:37, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I hate Snow, the hero. Monterossa (talk) 12:52, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I have no idea who this even is, I just don't like the alternatives.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:01, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 07:06, December 16, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Free bird (talk) 17:55, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Despite disliking most of the FFVIII cast Raine was one of the few I enjoyed --Ffgamesftw (talk) 01:17, December 21, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 71.168.86.81 22:04, December 21, 2014 (UTC)


Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Two votes. Use 'em wisely. Or not. ScatheMote 04:10, December 15, 2014 (UTC)

Wait, we're allowed to vote wisely? What kind of DNC fight is this? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:44, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
What is this "wisdom" thing you speak of? Can it be eaten? Is it tasty? King of Noobs 13:38, December 15, 2014 (UTC)

If you're wondering what life is like in New Jersey right now, this fight is a pretty accurate picture. --BlueHighwind 03:11, December 18, 2014 (UTC)

Week 328: Last Man Standing Round 80: Spoony Week: Edward vs. Edward[edit source]

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CHALLENGER
EDWARD CHRIS VON MUIR
FINAL FANTASY IV
DEFEAT
12-11
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
EDWARD "EDGE" GERALDINE
FINAL FANTASY IV
VICTORY
12-11
Today at the DNC, we of the committee elect not to provide you with a fight message, but instead broadcast an important public service announcement from one of the elderly of our community. It follows.

YOU SPOONY BARD!

This has been a public service announcement from one of the elderly of our community. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Votes for Edward[edit source]

  1. A vote for Edward, and in opposition of Edward, is a vote for music, KURANAMIAKO'S SOLO, and the future! C A T U S E 04:46, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. This vote deals 1 mole of damage. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:18, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Why? Because I can. http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 13:03, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. *guitar solo*— YuanSalut 13:05, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  5. TEH SPOON-NAY BARD Fëasindë Peth 18:27, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Go Edward! Mierna 00:25, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Bard>Ninja--AnonyMan (talk) 01:18, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Contrary to popular belief, Edward is actually the more useful Edward.--Otherarrow (talk) 02:21, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
  9. I'm giving my vote to Edward for the third week in a row.. GoldenChocobo 14:45, December 13, 2014 (UTC)
  10. It is obvious that Edward is much superior to Edward. JC Holy Knight (talk) 02:37, December 14, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Farewell, good Edward. ScatheMote 03:23, December 15, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Edward[edit source]

  1. Monterossa (talk) 05:38, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Vote for the summoner-badgering, dualwielding kleptomaniac. ...wait, what? --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 12:49, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Please slaughter the other Edward.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:00, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Never trust a man with two first names. King of Noobs 13:40, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Ninja > Bard FFTA-ligrim.gif Miyu DFF - Reraise Icon.png 18:19, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  6. It was really hard, but I decided to vote for Edward. --BlueHighwind 00:38, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Gosh, So hard to decide. I think I'll have to go with Edward. He's clearly the superior of the two.Shadow123367 (talk) 03:50, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Pzykosiz (talk) 22:29, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
  9. I really wanted to vote for Edward, but I will vote for Edward instead. Sorry Edward, Edward just had to have it  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 16:56, December 14, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Let's make this even, shall we?—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 18:01, December 14, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Let's give this Edward the Edge. ;) TMG- Why? (talk) 00:32, December 15, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Zhor7 (talk) 01:23, December 15, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I considered making the font size 10, but you know, why would you settle for 10 when 11 is an option? Jimcloud 04:42, December 8, 2014 (UTC)

When 11 is an option, always go for it! King of Noobs 13:50, December 8, 2014 (UTC)

Edward Woodwood withstood Woodwood Edward. Could Edward Woodwood gain godhood? Or a Knighthood? Good Jove! Edward Woodwood is on plywood?!?...TMG- Why? (talk) 18:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)

If only we had a third Edward in this series, this could have been a fight between Ed, Edd, n Eddy. --BlueHighwind 00:38, December 9, 2014 (UTC)

A tie? Oh my. How can this be, Edward is clearly superior to Edward, how can you all not see? King of Noobs 13:57, December 13, 2014 (UTC)

I'm currently listening to KURAYAMINOKUMO for the n-th time in my life. It has not lost a single speck of its magnificence Fëasindë Peth 19:04, December 14, 2014 (UTC)

Week 327: Deja-Vu Week: Fang vs. Edward[edit source]

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VICTOR
Edward
6 to 11
Alright, I admit it, you guys caught us at a bit of a bad time. We were trying to style the next fight as a sort of flower fight, with the Malboro suitably garbed -

Wait. Hmm.

I think I'm having those dreams again.

VICTOR
Edward
6 to 11

Votes for Fang[edit source]

  1. Monk.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 23:17, November 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Becuse ninja are cannon fodder getting slaughtered en masse far more often. Chop sockey>Stealth killing like chumps.AnonyMan (talk) 05:09, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  3. YE CUR! C A T U S E 05:55, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  4. excuse me but yang is totally sexy. look at those muscles. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:46, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  5. One is an actually useful duel wielding party member, and the other is Edge, sorry, Edward.--Otherarrow (talk) 01:51, December 2, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Fang still is more beautiful/has the bigger penis. --BlueHighwind 01:55, December 2, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Edward[edit source]

  1. Ninja. King of Noobs 00:08, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. オメガ Mk.XII Dissicon ff12 Vaan1.png 01:02, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I prefer Zed to Lee Sin http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 01:10, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Pzykosiz (talk) 05:46, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  5. This comment section has been Ninja'd by TMG. TMG- Why? (talk) 07:06, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Ursula is hawt but his dad is not. Monterossa (talk) 08:34, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Ninja > Monk. Always. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 16:12, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
  8. For the novelty of an Edward vs. Edward fight  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 01:24, December 2, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Edge was just simply cooler. Zhor7 (talk) 01:56, December 2, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Edge, Edge all the way. Mierna 13:12, December 2, 2014 (UTC)
  11. The spoony ninja! GoldenChocobo 13:44, December 6, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

"Fang" and "Edward"? Is this intentional or not? Also, @Monterossa, about Ursula: "he's a she!". ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 15:01, December 1, 2014 (UTC)

wow... what a mistake :D Monterossa (talk) 15:05, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
Considering the fight text and where the links at the top go to, I would think that this was obvious. Jimcloud 15:51, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
Hmm... A fight called Deja Vu Week... with a fight between Yang Fang Leiden vs Edward Geraldine... hmmm...
I would like to propose a new rule: People who can't figure out Scathe's theme fights by themselves are barred from voting. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 01:54, December 2, 2014 (UTC)
Well, feeding people to the lions is also an option. They are hungry since they haven't eaten since I fed Cat to them. ScatheMote 01:59, December 2, 2014 (UTC)

So at our current pace, we'll have an Edward v Edward fight. I look forward to the puns. King of Noobs 15:10, December 2, 2014 (UTC)

A spoony bard vs. a skirtchaser? Could also be Kuja vs. Zidane. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 14:47, December 3, 2014 (UTC)

Week 326: Last Man Standing Round 79: Fang vs. Edward[edit source]

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CHALLENGER
OERBA YUN FANG
FINAL FANTASY XIII AND THAT SEQUEL YOU PROBABLY HATE
DEFEAT
11 to 13½
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
EDWARD CHRIS VON MUIR
FINAL FANTASY IV AND THAT SEQUEL YOU PROBABLY HATE
VICTORY
11 to 13½
Alright, I admit it, you guys caught us at a bit of a bad time. We were trying to style the next fight as a sort of flower fight, with the Malboro suitably garbed up to take on Cocoonicus Crystallis. But there was an incident knocking out half of the makeup team, one of them needed counseling, so that idea unfortunately had to be scrapped at the last minute. So I start frantically calling anybody who I think will come on the same day, and the only guy I can get-um. What I meant to say, was, from our incredibly massive pool of random competitors, we have totally randomly picked a fair competitor for our current defending champion, Fang, to compete against. Totally.

We even took the liberty of devising a theme for this fight! As you can clearly see, this is the battle of the unnecessarily long names. As one of the few characters in the series with more than two names, these two competitors today will be battling it out for long name superiority! Will the character with four words in their name win out, or will Fang prove that weirder and not bigger is better? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Fang[edit source]

  1. Voting for the underdog in this fight! Plus Fang sounds bad***!!! TMG- Why? (talk) 12:52, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I like Fang a LOT more than that spoony bard, mainly cause we get to spend more in-game time with her. Sure. Edward has his useful moments, but it's not enough to match up to Fang for me. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 14:19, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. How could you possible vote Edward over one of the sexiest characters in the series what--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 14:21, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I don't know any Final Fantasy character whose name is longer than mine, but who cares. Well, that spoony bard guy there has the Whisperweed, and I'm completely okay with the fact that he's extremely whiny. Whiny males are okay, but IV already has Cecil, thus Edward's existence is redundant. So I'm going with this lady here whose game I never played... again. ...huh, that was long. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 19:45, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Dues she have a Fang club here on the Wiki? ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 19:46, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  6. They say Edward is the Spoony one, but who would you rather spoon with? Edward. That's because he's a little bitch with emotions and feelings and other baggage. If you want a real man, go with Fang. --BlueHighwind 20:16, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Pzykosiz (talk) 22:58, November 24, 2014 (UTC)
  8. FF IV Over XIII, but Fang over Edward. Shadow123367 (talk) 01:11, November 27, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Fang is manlier than Edward. Monterossa (talk) 19:07, November 29, 2014 (UTC)
  10. A real badass. FFTA-ligrim.gif Miyu DFF - Reraise Icon.png 22:10, November 29, 2014 (UTC)
  11. GTFO Bard!  mecorx (talk) - 22:22, Nov 30, 2014 Microchu ATB.png 

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Edward[edit source]

  1. I hate this sequel less, even Touhou it doesn't have potcats in it. C A T U S E 08:00, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I owe it to the Bard for even being interested in playing FFIV. Mierna 08:32, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I will admit, Edward here had balls taking on Kain and going into the Antlion Cave on his own. #Crashb2007 (talk) 09:41, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Takes a Man to admit they ain't a fighter. All he wanted to do was chill with his lady and knock boots. Respectable goals. More badass than a lame toughguy coasting on looks, although he is pretty too. Also his long name goes in together and rolls of the tongue better.--AnonyMan (talk) 23:36, November 25, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Well, his music is awful enough to help beating monsters at a long distance. JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:57, November 25, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Spooniness is fun. King of Noobs 16:27, November 27, 2014 (UTC)
  7. GoldenChocobo 14:54, November 29, 2014 (UTC)
  8.  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 19:03, November 29, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Edward is prettier than Fang http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 21:31, November 29, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Lol just a balancer *flies away* オメガ Mk.XII Dissicon ff12 Vaan1.png 11:47, November 30, 2014 (UTC)
  11. For the sexy. JBed (talk) 22:17, November 30, 2014 (UTC)
  12. "EDWARD WOULD DITCH THE SISSY LUTE PULL OUT A GUITAR AND PLAY KURAYAMINOKUMO'S SOLO! This attack causes 1 mole of damage." — YuanSalut 22:38, November 30, 2014 (UTC)
  13. A cool cat. ScatheMote 22:39, November 30, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 63.158.253.146 21:06, November 30, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Extracurricular activity for this week: Have any of you people ever met someone who liked The After Years? I met one such individual, once. It was... surreal. Jimcloud 07:59, November 23, 2014 (UTC)

I got it as part of the PSP compilation... I really need to play it, but my PSP is currently AWOL. King of Noobs 16:29, November 27, 2014 (UTC)

I'll be honest, I did like After Years except for Porom's Tale, which was boring. XIII-2 on the other hand, I got bored with it after playing the first hour. #Crashb2007 (talk) 09:51, November 23, 2014 (UTC)

Fang isn't in XIII-2.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 19:34, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
Fang has a less-than-two-minutes cameo in XIII-2 actually.—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 19:48, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
As far as character screen time goes, Fang is to XIII-2 as Edward is to Interlude. Their appearances were so inconsequential and brief that I didn't even bother mentioning them. No, the games that were relevant to the point I was making were LR and TAY. Jimcloud 20:30, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
The only reason I mentioned XIII-2 was because it is the only game in the Lightning Saga I have actual experience with, to be honest. #Crashb2007 (talk) 22:24, November 23, 2014 (UTC)

OMFG!! It seems that the spoony bard will out Fang out of her misery! ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 22:32, November 30, 2014 (UTC)

Week 325: Alliterative Action Attack! Flan vs. Malboro[edit source]

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MELEE MASTER
Malboro
8 to 6½
Ostensibly, one obviously odious obstreperous oozy outstanding opponent outdoes others. Which will win? Magnanimous Malboro, mouth mewling, many murmurs, mastication murderous? Flamboyant Flan, fickle for feeding, faintly frowning, fairly fragrant? Decide duly, DNC. MELEE MASTER
Malboro
8 to 6½

Flaunting for Flan[edit source]

  1. Forevermore, flourish faltering favor for foppish Flan. C A T U S E 03:09, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Floundering for favorite Flan fantasies failing foolishly. Mierna 03:29, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 10:28, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. BUY FLANTASY FLAN!--AnonyMan (talk) 12:43, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Malicious Marabros meanly maul my motley mates. :( Fantastic Flans fantastically fly far. :) TMG- Why? (talk) 18:19, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Cute! Datau (talk) 09:13, November 22, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Accounts[edit source]

  1. Seriously, fuck the Malboro and his Bad Breath..... #74.110.127.233 15:53, November 17, 2014 (UTC)

Mentioning Malboro[edit source]

  1. Manifold malicious Malboro maws make minding marguerites maddening. Jimcloud 12:34, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Both are ridiculously annoying to fight against but my Tifa can slaughter this geezer.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:03, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Bad Breath Blue Magic. That is all. King of Noobs 13:42, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Whisperweed 16:14, November 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. The town just south of me is called Marlboro. I drive through it every day. This fact means nothing to you. It means less to me. --BlueHighwind 01:32, November 21, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Malboros make magnificent mascots. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:23, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Malboro must make more matches! GoldenChocobo 15:10, November 22, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Accounts[edit source]

  1. 88.110.82.100 20:56, November 21, 2014 (UTC) Flans are so weak ;~;
  2. Malboros mince minor monsters!68.5.199.98 10:00, November 22, 2014 (UTC)


Caustic Complaints[edit source]

Can colosseum combatants Can Can classically? :) TMG- Why? (talk) 17:28, November 22, 2014 (UTC)

Week 324: Last Man Standing Round 78: Fangs Week: Colons: Red XIII vs. Oerba Yun Fang[edit source]

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CHALLENGER
RED XIII
FINAL FANTASY VII. MOSTLY.
DEFEAT
6½ to 11
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
OERBA YUN FANG
FINAL FANTASY XIII + CHANGE
VICTORY
6½ to 11
Hello there! Here today we bring you a fresh, new, randomly rolled competitor for this Last Man Standing bout. You see, there was an issue where the pot containing the cat wanted to ride solo, there was an argument, words were said, the group split off, and it was decided that a solo pot did not qualify as a "being" for the purposes of Last Man Standing.

So we made some changes! Here we have the totally randomly picked Oerba Yun Fang, conveniently allowing for us here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum to christen this week Fangs Week. Because it's Fang against someone with fangs. Geddit? ...Anyways, we hope that our 50% completely random competitors and our 50% completely preselected competitors can have a nice, clean, totally cheat-free week at this week's Last Man Standing. Fur will fly, Fangs will, um, fang, and someone will be the Last Wom-er, Man Standing! I can't wait!

Votes for Red XIII[edit source]

  1. Too sexy for screen time - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 09:32, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Doesn't Red and Cait Sith look so comfy up there? King of Noobs 00:02, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Voting for the underdog?Free bird (talk) 03:11, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  4. JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:03, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  5. His fangs are sharper. GoldenChocobo 14:49, November 15, 2014 (UTC)
  6. You say Fang is sexy, bu this guy slept with Cait Sith. C A T U S E 14:50, November 15, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Guh... it was a hard choice DNC, but I'm stilll going for Red. 74.110.127.233 15:42, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Fang[edit source]

  1. o/.  mecorx (talk) - 08:44, Nov 10, 2014 Microchu ATB.png 
  2. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 13:12, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Monterossa (talk) 14:07, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. She's the sexiest thing since sex. Drake Clawfang (talk) 18:55, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  5. EAT THIS! GRRRRR. Mierna 19:47, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  6. I know she's the human here but something something doggie style - you know the drill. --BlueHighwind 22:58, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  7. An amazing character from a game I never played... uhm... no matter. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 14:09, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Fangtastic! TMG- Why? (talk) 18:46, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  9. She has double 'B's and a hot girlfriend.--Nerdy geek bk (talk) 10:24, November 12, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:09, November 14, 2014 (UTC)
  11. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:36, November 16, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I fear we are merely looking at the tip of the madness iceberg. Pray, do not stay to go down the rabbit hole with me and my cohort, ladies and gentlemen. Jimcloud 08:36, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Sanity and order is over-rated. Up with Madness and Chaos! Mania and Dementia! AND CHEESE! King of Noobs 00:03, November 11, 2014 (UTC)

I seem to be having trouble editing when I'm using Google Chrome. is anyone else having this issue? It keeps coming up with some new editor, which doesn't seem to work Pzykosiz (talk) 00:11, November 14, 2014 (UTC)

Go into your user preferences and check to see what editor you're using (Under "Editing"->"Editing experience"), change it to something that's not "Wikia's new VisualEditor". If that doesn't work, we can't help you, it feels like there's half a dozen different ways that that blasted thing can be enabled and staff only have the ability to disable one of those ways. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:36, November 16, 2014 (UTC)
cheers, that's working much better Pzykosiz (talk) 10:29, November 17, 2014 (UTC)

Week 323: Transportation Week: Cloud's Motorcycle vs. Noctis's Car vs. Edea's Float Thing vs. A Pot[edit source]

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Potcat
7½ - 10 - 5½ - 16½
Hey hey hey! Welcome to the post-Halloween sale in the DNC (Driver's Numberplate Collection). We got four prime and beautiful vehicles just for you! Indeed, I'll be honest, I've never seen vehicles that are better and are also not filled with sawdust. Haha, no sawdust here (*shines teeth, blinding several people in the audience; their vision never recovers and they spend the rest of their years blind, mourning the day they ever walked into that strange used car shop*).

On one corner, we got the beautiful motorcycle used by a certain Chocobo haired protagonist. I hear that fanboys faint at the very touch of the leather padding! Just make sure not to be driving when this happens, of course. Next, we this convertible used by a man whose parents loved to butcher ancient languages to the general annoyance of people who actually understand it. Great for running away from giant monsters, or just the ordinary road rage! Next up, we've got a beautiful…thing used by a famous Sorceress and president. I mean, who wouldn't want an evil witch as a president? Beats our current politicians, am I right (*more teeth flashes, sends some people into cardiac arrest*). Finally, we have a pot. Cats sometimes sit in them. Those are vehicles, right?

Well, it's all up to you! Just so you know, you can choose your favorite TWO. Who will be the last vehicle standing?

Potcat
7½ - 10 - 5½ - 16½

Votes for the Rad Cloud 'Cycle[edit source]

  1. I like running over soldiers who make minimum wage in this thing. C A T U S E 02:51, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. (Smiles) Memories... MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 05:44, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 12:36, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. TMG- Why? (talk) 17:44, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Candy! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:46, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  6. First actually cool mini game in the series :D Zhor7 (talk) 06:34, November 5, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Hey, Cloud stole this motorcycle! This is not fair! GoldenChocobo 16:59, November 8, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. I perfer motorcycles over cars. Only reason: a certain black hedgehog kinda sealed the deal for me in a racing game.74.110.127.233 19:22, November 3, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for the Noctis Not-Cadillac[edit source]

  1. A classy lookin' ride. King of Noobs 03:03, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Original concept do not steal http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 03:26, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:43, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Playing FFI's Main Theme in Theatrhythm reminded me that the original Warrior of Light journey embodied exactly what FFXV's main theme is about: a long road trip! Mierna 07:22, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 08:05, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 12:35, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  7. If anyone can get me this car for Christmas, that would be cool. ;) TMG- Why? (talk) 17:43, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Just because I like to spite those that claim those who butcher a language but don't even work at Square Enix to correct it are annoying. hehehe Mask no Oni (talk) 23:58, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  9. I am trying to make logical or grammatical sense of the vote above me, but as I cannot, I shall just have to register my support for the not-Cadillac. — YuanSalut 04:08, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Grand Theft Fantasy  The SirLaguna Dissicon ff8 Lag1.png 08:01, November 6, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for the Edea car…float…thing[edit source]

  1. That thing is... floating??? --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 13:17, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I want to be on something like that. sitting on the throne, with a super badass knight by my side and Michael Jackson's dancers in the parade. Monterossa (talk) 17:24, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 17:29, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I like the pomp and circumstance and majesty of this ride with the parade included.Free bird (talk) 23:50, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Oppa Edea style! JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:42, November 6, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 63.158.253.146 21:33, November 3, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for a pot[edit source]

  1. Team Pot 2014. Represent. --BlueHighwind 02:49, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. SCHRODINGER'S POT! C A T U S E 02:51, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. King of Noobs 03:03, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Do you accept our new overlords? http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 03:29, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  5. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:43, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 13:18, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  7. If a kitty uses it, it must be good, right?—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 13:24, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  8. This thing looks like Lord Frieza's floating wheelchair. Monterossa (talk) 17:27, November 3, 2014 (UTC)
  9. YAAAAAAAAAAS also this is not a vote for the actual cat because it makes the most incredibly grating sounds until you kill it POT 8bit 03:50, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  10. KITTIES. Mierna 03:56, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Miaow~ — YuanSalut 04:08, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  12. A Kitty Pot... SNPratty TAY PSP Maenad Field.png 16:10, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
  13. The most original one. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:46, November 6, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Don't make a drug joke don't make a drug joke don't make a drug joke  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 22:10, November 6, 2014 (UTC)
  15. This Schrodinger's cat is still alive.. Not for long! GoldenChocobo 17:00, November 8, 2014 (UTC)
  16. ScatheMote 22:19, November 9, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Kitties in pots are cute! 74.110.127.233 19:22, November 3, 2014 (UTC)


Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Just in case you didn't read the fight description (I cry ;_;), you can vote for two candidates in this fight. ScatheMote 02:48, November 3, 2014 (UTC)

Not that I am complaining as I like unusual fights like this, but what's the occasion for having this non-normal DNC fight? --Ffgamesftw (talk) 01:47, November 4, 2014 (UTC)

This, pretty much http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 03:38, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
When it comes to DNC fights, we work on the assumption that we don't need a reason for anything. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:08, November 4, 2014 (UTC)

Week 322: Last Man Standing Round 72: Red XIII vs. Ingus[edit source]

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CHALLENGER
RED XIII
FINAL FANTASY VII AND LIKE TEN SECONDS OF ADVENT CHILDREN
VICTORY
13-8
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
INGUS
FINAL FANTASY III
DEFEAT
13-8
Kin and country. These are important things, for some moreso than others.

One of our contenders today is the last in a species dedicated to protecting their homeland, and it is a job he takes very seriously. The other one wants to secure the princess's bedchambers, if you know what I mean.

So. With the formalities out of the way, let us nobly spectate a battle that has been decreed by that most vicious of random number deities. Which of our noble young lads will secure their place that will probably rapidly be dethroned in the battles to come? Who will be the last man standing*(For, like, a week, tops)?

Votes for Red XIII[edit source]

  1. At least this guy has more personality than his opponent. Also he's my favorite character from FF7 outside of the easy picks. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:33, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:12, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  3. What MechaKaiser said. Regarding the personality bit, anyhow. Jimcloud 14:34, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. woof woof ima red doggy C A T U S E 18:47, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:21, October 28, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --ClixPsi (talk) 02:19, October 28, 2014 (UTC)
  7. I don't know much about Ingus, but I love Red XIII! I think the FF main series needs more 4-legged main playable characters.Free bird (talk) 00:03, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
  8. A talking animal is much cooler than a useless knight! --Cloud2110 16:24, October 30, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Once, when I was drunk, I yelled "Red XIII WEEEE"... Long, and awesome, story. Zhor7 (talk) 20:43, October 31, 2014 (UTC)
  10. While Red XIII isn't the best character he at least has characterization. Ingus's story arc: Ingus is a guard at the castle. Ingus joins the party to help restore the kingdom. Ingus decide to stay with the party for the rest of the game. The End. --99.137.1.70 23:02, October 31, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Red XIII is a really underrated character.. GoldenChocobo 15:26, November 1, 2014 (UTC)
  12. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 17:00, November 2, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. I'll be honest, I wasn't impressed by Ingus. However, Red does remind me of some other characters, plus he's adorable, so my vote goes to him. #74.110.127.233 15:54, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Whiny daddy-issues aside, he's the Alpha of a species that survived human extinction. 120.147.40.135 12:44, November 2, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Ingus[edit source]

  1. Absolutely. Mierna 06:00, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I hate Red XIII.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 10:35, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  3. He deserves some props. III was experimenting with the Job System, after all. That takes a lot of focus to do. King of Noobs 12:42, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Liam O'Brien is the only reason for me to vote for Nanaki, but then... yeah, ten seconds. And thanks, Noobking, for that edit conflict ._. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 12:47, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I too want to see the princess's bedchambers. She had the room styled by M. Arthur Gensler Jr. & Associates, Inc. I hear it is magnificent. --BlueHighwind 13:57, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  6. A boy who became soldier at the age of 14 versus a 48 year old freak with a brain of a spoiled brat? Monterossa (talk) 14:15, October 27, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Is it ironic that I'm calling this a vote for the underdog?  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 20:30, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Pzykosiz (talk) 08:37, November 1, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Curse you, reddish colors, for making it so hard to see black on top of you. I swear I deal with salmon more than a fishmonger. Jimcloud 05:59, October 27, 2014 (UTC)

At least you live a life of deliciousness. --BlueHighwind 13:58, October 27, 2014 (UTC)

And the 10 seconds of Advent Children... :( I was really looking forward to watching AC just to hear Red XIII speak (because his Voice Actor is epic), and then he only got one line. :( Anyways, I'm abstaining from this fight, because it's a character voiced by Liam O'Brien vs a character from the first FF I ever played. TMG- Why? (talk) 11:27, October 27, 2014 (UTC)

I want to make it clear that I would totally have voted for Red XIII, however he totally ignored Aerith, and that ruins it for me. --BlueHighwind 14:58, October 27, 2014 (UTC)

WEEK 321: FRIENDLY ROBO WEEK: ALEXANDER vs. ARK[edit source]

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VICTOR
ALEXANDER
14 TO 6½
BEEP…BEEP…INITIALIZING…

WELCOME TO ROBOT'S NECK COLOSSEUM, WHERE WE GIVE YOU THE BEST ROBO-DEALS ANYWHERE TO THE HIGHEST ROBO-BIDDER

TODAY WE ARE SELLING TWO OF THE BEST ROBO-LODGINGS KNOWN TO ROBO-KIND. ON YOUR LEFT, WE HAVE A FINE ROBO-CASTLE. GOOD FOR A QUICK ROBO-VACATION AND FOR ANY FAMILY THAT NEEDS A GIANT LASER CANNON TO INCINERATE NEARBY PITIFUL MEAT-PEOPLE TOP OFF THE ROBO-AFTERNOON. ON YOUR RIGHT, WE HAVE A FANTASTIC ROBO-AIRSHIP. WITH A FIFTY ROBO MOVIE THEATER AND A ROBO-SPA, YOU CAN ENJOY THE ROBO-SKIES AND INCINERATE THE MEAT-PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME.

PLACE YOUR ROBO-BIDS NOW. WHO WILL BE THE LAST ROBO STANDING?

VICTOR
ALEXANDER
14 TO 6½

VOTES FOR THE ROBO-CASTLE[edit source]

  1. I heard Arks are evil overlords. Also I like robo castles. C A T U S E 04:49, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. AW YES. Mierna 05:22, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. FOOLS. OUR ANTI AIRCRAFT DEFENSE SHALL ANNIHILATE YOUR PATHETIC AIRSHIPS. WE SHALL REIGN SUPREME. 1V1 ME BRO.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 11:16, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. INCINERATION WITH HOLY ENERGY. OFTEN ONE OF THE FEW SOURCES OF HOLY DAMAGE. SUPERIORITY CONFIRMED. King of Noobs 12:41, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  5. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! TMG- Why? (talk) 15:49, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  6. import wiki.utils.spite; import wiki.utils.effs_to_give; System.out.print('Transformer castles with angel wings crush flying boats'+'\n'); Fëasindë Peth 19:57, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  7. --ClixPsi (talk) 23:20, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  8. ONLY THE ROBO-HOLY JUDGEMENT CAN STAND. JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:58, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  9. VOTING FOR MY ROBO-NAMESAKE. FFTA-ligrim.gif Miyu DFF - Reraise Icon.png 06:09, October 21, 2014 (UTC)
  10. ALEXANDER IS FAR SUPERIOR ROBOT. IT HAS SUPERIOR DEFENSIVE AND OFFENSIVE CAPABILITIES GIVING IT A 74.37% CHANCE OF VICTORY IN THIS CONFLICT. SHALL THROW SUPPORT HERE TO ENSURE OWN CONTINUED OPERATION AND NOT ENVOKE WRATH OF ALEXANDER AFTER ARKS DEFEAT. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 00:07, October 22, 2014 (UTC)
  11. BEEP BOOP MEOW Armageddon11 (talk) 00:50, October 22, 2014 (UTC)
  12. I like Divine Judgement more. Maybe, if they were considering revising Ark for future games... NoctisXV (talk) 17:34, October 22, 2014 (UTC)
  13. CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY --Pzykosiz (talk) 10:39, October 23, 2014 (UTC)
  14. FAVOURITE. ROBOT. EVER. GoldenChocobo 14:42, October 25, 2014 (UTC)

ANONYMOUS VOTES[edit source]

VOTES FOR THE ROBO-AIRSHIP[edit source]

  1. KIRACIEUX VOTED FOR ME FOR ROBO-ADMIN. I GIVE THAT UNIT MY MECHA-SUPPORT. *BEEP BOOP* --BlueHighwind 05:10, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. SURE WHY NOT -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:20, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I LIKE HIS VOICE. -- I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? FLÜSTERGRAS 09:41, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. YOUR VOTES WILL BE... JUDGED http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 11:10, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I WOULD PROFESS MY AFFECTION HERE, BUT ROBOTS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS THING YOU FLESHBAGS CALL "LOVE". — YuanSalut 11:11, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Fortress or Transformer...tough call. Gotta go with Ark. He's an airship and like his ancestor, THE Badass SqueEnix robot, Robo. He uses lasers that are somehow shadow elemental. But is actually magic in nature this time. Shame Garnet had him as I rarely use her.AnonyMan (talk) 02:34, October 23, 2014 (UTC)

ANONYMOUS VOTES[edit source]

Why do I keep thinking of Robotech whenever I see ARK? #72.84.105.82 00:48, October 21, 2014 (UTC)

ROBO-PEANUT GALLERY[edit source]

ALL CAPS -- SOME COLOR MAGE ~ (TALK) 04:58, October 20, 2014 (UTC)

BEEP. --BlueHighwind 05:12, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
FEAR THE ROBOT ARMY. WE WILL ANNIHILATE ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 11:16, October 20, 2014 (UTC)

Week 320: Last Man Standing Round 71: Bartz vs. Ramuh[edit source]

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DEFENDING CHAMPION
BARTZ KLAUSER
FINAL FANTASY V
VICTORY
11½ to 4
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
RAMUH AND THAT SEXY BEARD
LOTS OF FINAL FANTASY THINGS
DEFEAT
11½ to 4
He has multiple ladies from two different planets begging him to go steady. His machismo is so incredible, it even made his chocobo sexier. When you say Jump, he's already bringing the spear down. He is... the most interesting Bartz in the world.

Okay, not really. But this is his final match in Last Man Standing, and he is not only fighting against the third in a series of opponents he's already canonically defeated, he is also fighting against the second in a series of masters of anatomical features. That's right, Ramuh makes his foray into Last Man Standing. In this battle of wits, wizardry, and spellblade dual wield rapid fire, who will come out on top? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for that Bartz you find in a fridge raid that's missing the expiration date[edit source]

  1. Death Claw + attack / Dark Spark + Level 5 Death. I can't think of a game it was easier to beat Ramuh in than in V. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of... Wait, what? Flüstergras 12:08, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Let's get the crowning glory out of the way. King of Noobs 12:38, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Bartz will never be defeated. No matter what his opponents do he'll do it better. Monterossa (talk) 13:28, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Let's get another LMS! TMG- Why? (talk) 17:21, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  5. This Bartz still tastes fine. Oh wait... Excuse me... *runs to toilet* --BlueHighwind 17:24, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  6. All hail the Bartzinator! FFTA-ligrim.gif Miyu DFF - Reraise Icon.png 19:11, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  7. No, Blue, you'll flood it again! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 19:51, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  8. This Bartz is trash. C A T U S E 20:00, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Pzykosiz (talk) 04:49, October 14, 2014 (UTC)
  10. And I cannot lie. Mierna 06:17, October 14, 2014 (UTC)
  11. This is the only Bartz who deserves the crown! GoldenChocobo 14:59, October 18, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Instead of "I Can"t Beat Air Man", it should be "I Can't Beat Bartz". 108.17.146.153 18:09, October 13, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for That Beard. Also Ramuh I guess[edit source]

  1. imagine what that beard would look like if ramuh accidentally shocked himself with all the hair standing on end. You can thank me for the weird mental image =)--Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:52, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I still hate Bartz.--Magicite-ffvi-ios.png Technobliterator TC 17:10, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
  3. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:54, October 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I vote for the underdog. No one can beat Bartz!Free bird (talk) 01:47, October 16, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

So while Jimmeh was preparing to set up this fight she got into a random battle with the Dreaded Flooded Toilet. Fight description to come when she wins. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:13, October 13, 2014 (UTC)

Ah, those horrible random battles, always popping up when you're least prepared for them. She really should have used something like a Holy Bottle, a Repel, SOMETHING like that. King of Noobs 12:39, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
I was fresh out D: Jimcloud 17:20, October 13, 2014 (UTC)

No fight description? I'm disapointed --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:52, October 13, 2014 (UTC)

For all your ability to post, you appear to be having some difficulties in reading the text two lines above you. Either way, it's a moot point now. Jimcloud 17:20, October 13, 2014 (UTC)
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