Week 319: Late 19th Century Fashion Week: Ramuh vs. Cid Pollendina[]
VICTOR Ramuh 14½ to 4 |
For those who are unaware, growing a beard is a bit like growing a plant: you need to care for it every day, give it lots of care, water it every two days, put it in the sun, and talk to it often. Unfortunately, I've been following these steps to the letter and I still haven't created a beard large enough to be a sentient creature that could consume a small African nation. However, these two do.
So let the fight begin! Who will be the last beard growing? Whatever the result, I'm sure it will be…Ramuhsing. |
VICTOR Ramuh 14½ to 4 | |||
Votes for Ramuh, the Long Majestic Beard Grower[]
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Peanut Gallery[]Take over? Ramuh's beard is benevolent! -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:19, October 7, 2014 (UTC) I'm actually moving to a new housing development inside Ramuh's beard. The rates are decent, the rooms are clean, and the electricity comes free. Looking for a roommate though, anybody interested? --BlueHighwindツ 15:53, October 7, 2014 (UTC)
Nice FFIX reference of an FFII reference Mierna. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 22:45, October 7, 2014 (UTC) Ramuh vote #14: The guy with a hammer can beat a god if this guy is a god too (see Thor). JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:21, October 13, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 318: Last Man Standing Round 70: Bartz vs. Bahamut[]
DEFENDING CHAMPION BARTZ KLAUSER FINAL FANTASY V VICTORY 14 to 10 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER BAHAMUT THE NECKMASTER FINAL FANTASY SERIES DEFEAT 14 to 10 | |||
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For his fourth fight in Last Man Standing, that Bartz guy we found makes a habit of fighting things he's already beaten before. This time he faces Bahamut, lord of dragons, who has equally proven his might in the category of necks. Espying Bartz leveraging his titles to earn votes, Bahamut has ensured that he will be likewise garbed. Between these two strange competitors, who will be the victor? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
Votes for that Bartz you bought at a yard sale and don't know what to do with[]
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Peanut Gallery[]I don't know what Scathe has, but I'm pretty sure it's contagious. Save yourselves. Jimcloud 04:34, September 29, 2014 (UTC)
Techno, I'd try, but I don't think Bartz would go for it considering he's already got two princesses for that. ;) (No, not three, Krile's 14 you wierdos) -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:08, September 29, 2014 (UTC)
Dancer Bahamut does look fabulous... in some way. -- Flüstergras 15:22, October 3, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 317: Titular Week: Bahamut v. Shinryu[]
VICTOR Bahamut 11½ to 7½ |
Okay, so today we have a duel between a duality of deadly dragons. You'd think that you might want to compare their strengths, their appearances, or their different powers when making your choice. You'd be wrong.
No, what you should be doing is comparing their necks. Yes, their necks. What do you think this colosseum is for? Do you prefer the long slender neck of Shinryu or the short sturdy neck of Bahamut? Which will be the last neck standing? |
VICTOR Bahamut 11½ to 7½ | |||
Votes for Bahamut[]
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Votes for Shinryu[]
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Peanut Gallery[]I think the real question is, which neck can withstand the One and Only Bartz? King of Noobs 02:53, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
...I think I'm embarrassed at myself. It took me a week to notice something in this week's fight in the Dragon's Neck Colosseum.King of Noobs 20:46, September 26, 2014 (UTC) I only just noticed that myself. Coincidence (or not) it's hilarious! :) TMG- Why? (talk) 07:23, September 27, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 316: Hair Stylist Remembrance Week (Last Man Standing Round 69): Bartz vs. Carbuncle[]
DEFENDING CHAMPION BARTZ KLAUSER FINAL FANTASY V VICTORY 12½ to 6 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER CARBUNCLE von MÜNCHHAUSEN VARIOUS GAMES DEFEAT 12½ to 6 | |||
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Bartz continues on his rampage as champion, destroying all in his wake and salting the fields of Carthage.
However, he didn't realize that he would come across someone with as lavishly styled hair as he! What a calamity! Indeed, one could not judge whose hair, Bartz or Carbuncles, was more flammable from the amount of product placed in it nor could one accurately judge the pounds upon pounds of broken combs that must have ensued from all the morning hairy activities. Who will be the last man/green thing standing with the most fashionable hair? | |||||
Votes for some Bartz we found lying around in our attic[]
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Votes for Carbuncle[]
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Peanut Gallery[]This week's update was brought to you by your favorite ScatheMote, who is updating in lieu of Jimcloud, as she, set awash on the open sea, is torn and twisted by the winds of fortune throughout the world to tear through the channels of Scylla and Charybdis, perhaps one day settling with the Cattle of the Sun (which, as we know, must not be eaten; that would be rude). ScatheMote 02:44, September 15, 2014 (UTC)
All these hair themed DNC descriptions reminds me of the Terra's Hair vs Garnet's Hair fight. I almost feel like we should have Garnet's hair which won in the fight go up against bartz in a future week to keep with the theme --Ffgamesftw (talk) 03:21, September 15, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 315: Peace Week: Vayne v. Carbuncle[]
VICTOR Carbuncle 14½ to 7 |
I abhor violence. There's such much cruelty and evil of the world. Don't we want to leave that at the door when enjoy ourselves at the DNC?
So this week is Peace Week in the DNC (stands for Do No Conflict). Today, we decide whose warm and kind hugs we would appreciate more. Would you rather have the gentle caress of the dread emperor Vayne, whose long flowing hair brushes softly across your face as he embraces you, or the furry hug of Carbuncle, whose cuddle is interrupted only by a sudden flash that will blind you for the remainder of your life? Who will be the last hugger standing? |
VICTOR Carbuncle 14½ to 7 | |||
Votes for Vayne[]
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Votes for Carbuncle[]
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Peanut Gallery[]The intro was awesome- though I don't want to be hugged by either of them. TMG- Why? (talk) 18:46, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
I seriously wonder what the posters initial rationale was behind this fight. I can't think of anything that relates these two characters at all --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:51, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
...isn't it THE Carbuncle? And seriously, that amazing hair makes Vayne look like Laguna's evil twin brother. -- Flüstergras 20:04, September 10, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 314: Last Man Standing Round 68: Bartz vs. Eiko[]
DEFENDING CHAMPION BARTZ KLAUSER FINAL FANTASY V VICTORY 16 to 8½ |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER EIKO CAROL FINAL FANTASY IX DEFEAT 16 to 8½ | |||
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After a surprise upset against Monk Sabin, job-changer Bartz fights another character with a constant career, it's Eiko the Summoner and White Mage! In this battle between two characters from games with opposite Job systems, will versatility or specialization win the day? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
Votes for any old Bartz[]
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Votes for Eiko[]
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Peanut Gallery[]The temptation to label the first column "THE Bartz" was strong, strong indeed. Jimcloud 01:12, September 1, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 313: Palidrome Week: Eiko v. Hope[]
VICTOR Eiko 14 to 13 |
Not every mage is an eldery wizard, entire of itself. Some mages are a piece of youth, a part of progeny. Either if the horn were to be sliced by boomerang or the confusingly colored sweater to be punched by a rock wolf, every DNC fight strengthens us. Never send to know for whom the kiddie mages fight. |
VICTOR Eiko 14 to 13 | |||
Votes for Eiko[]
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Votes for the Hope of the world and the savior of mankind[]
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Peanut Gallery[]Was the title supposed to be Palindrome, you seem to be missing an 'n' Pzykosiz (talk) 05:02, August 25, 2014 (UTC)
@Technobliterator & Balthierfan : To be perfectly fair to Eiko, you need to remember that's she's (apparently) only 6 years old. And unlike Hope, she both only had one game of screen time, and was raised by Moogles, not actual parents. The fact that she is alive and well is amazing. The fact that she has near zero social skills is to be expected. King of Noobs 12:38, August 25, 2014 (UTC) Show your support. Drake Clawfang (talk) 20:29, August 25, 2014 (UTC) I really hope Relm beats Noel. --BlueHighwindツ 20:33, August 25, 2014 (UTC) LimitlessSky, please read the rules at the top of the page about signing + timestamps and sign correctly. If you're not sure how signatures work, just ask (just type ~~~~ and the wiki does the rest for you). Trying to copy the sig of the guy above you and putting your username in instead doesn't work. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:06, August 27, 2014 (UTC) I voted for Hope but R.I.P. to either of these two going up against THE Bartz. Monterossa (talk) 06:29, August 28, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 312: Last Man Standing Round 67: Sabin vs. Bartz[]
DEFENDING CHAMPION SABIN RENE FIGARO FINAL FANTASY VI DEFEAT 13½ to 11½ |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER BARTZ KLAUSER FINAL FANTASY V VICTORY 13½ to 11½ | |||
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This, the third of Sabin's Last Man Standing bouts, pits him against fellow SNES contender Bartz Klauser, the wanderer and crystal warrior from Lix. Bartz brings to the table his class changing abilities and chocobo charm, whereas Sabin is packing the--OH GOD, MY EYES, THE YELLOW, IT BURNS!
...While I find a cold compress, you all can find out which of these two will be the Last Man Standing. | |||||
Votes for Sabin[]
Anonymous Votes[]68.5.199.98 10:58, August 18, 2014 (UTC) |
Votes for Bartz[]
Anonymous Votes[]Voting for Bartz again. :) #108.11.180.137 01:12, August 19, 2014 (UTC) | ||||
Peanut Gallery[]Sabin, have you ever heard of a secondary color? Complementary colors? Accessories? Anything that's not yellow? Jimcloud 04:52, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
Why isn't Bartz wearing his hat no more? --BlueHighwindツ 02:26, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 311: Non-Emergency Municipal Service Fight: Bartz v. Firion[]
VICTOR Bartz 7 to 10½ |
The series's two most famous weaponsmasters duel each other today. One, the master of hitting himself in the face; the other, the master of falling off roofs. But who will reign supreme?
Also, as a secondary battle, who is the hatmaster here? Will the turban wrap and strangle the opposition, or will the pirate hat be a-vastly superior? |
VICTOR Bartz 7 to 10½ | |||
Votes for Firion[]
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Peanut Gallery[]And not to mention, I also rather enjoyed Firion in the Disidia games. Dunno why, I just liked his feel I guess. King of Noobs 03:12, August 11, 2014 (UTC) "Votes for the Bartz"? -- Flüstergras 08:03, August 11, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 310: Last Man Standing Round 66: Sabin vs. Good King Moggle Mog XII[]
DEFENDING CHAMPION SABIN RENE FIGARO FINAL FANTASY VI VICTORY 11½ to 8½ |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER GOOD KING MOGGLE MOG XII FINAL FANTASY XIV DEFEAT 11½ to 8½ | |||
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In this stirring battle, our new defending champion, Sabin, will fight to cement his hold on the coveted spot by fighting against one of the realm's greatest legends: the king of moogles himself, Moggle Mog XII. Fists and fur will fly in this battle worth remembering! But who will take that coveted spot? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
Votes for Sabin[]
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Votes for the Good King[]
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Peanut Gallery[]A minute before midnight counts as Sunday in my book! Jimcloud 03:59, August 4, 2014 (UTC) Ffgamesftw: Sabin... doing things that aren't Suplex!? :O I am disgusted at you, good sir. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 06:16, August 4, 2014 (UTC)
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